Épisode Mea Culpa S06E01 - Nip/Tuck Saison 6

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Précédemment...

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La tumeur s'est étendue
aux ganglions lymphatiques.

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- Une date approximative ?
- 6 mois.

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- Mon meilleur ami vient de me dire qu'il est...
- Mourant ?

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- Il fallait que je le dise.
- J'ai l'impression de tout perdre.

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Je veux que tu rentres à la maison
avec moi, Lizzie. Je veux t'épouser.

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Je vous déclare mari et femme.

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Notre technicien de laboratoire
a échangé vos résultats.

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Votre cancer est en voie de guérison. Je vous
souhaite une longue vie remplie de bonheur.

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Nip Tuck - 06x01 -'Andy Hoberman'

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En 1987, après le tristement
célèbre krach du lundi noir,

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un nouvel âge d'or
financier était né,

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et avec lui, un nouveau marché,

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celui du luxe.

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Une nouvelle richesse accompagnée
de crédits faciles à obtenir

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a ouvert la porte à la vanité et aux excès qui
étaient avant réservés aux riches et célèbres.

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Depuis ce temps-là, le business luxueux
qui a toujours connu une croissance annuelle

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a été la chirurgie esthétique.

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Les docteurs Sean McNamara et Christian Troy
surfent sur cette vague de compétence financière.

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Ils tètent sans se déconcerter
au sein d'une société enflammée

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prête à dépenser des millions sur les nouveaux
symboles de prestige qu'il faut avoir...

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Sur des fesses conciliantes
et des seins titanesques.

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Quand t'auras fini sa lipo, tu pourras
commencer avec son sein droit.

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Tu te rends compte qu'on va gagner le quart d'un
million de dollars seulement sur cette patiente ?

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Mais comme dans chaque conte de fée,
il y a une morale à apprendre.

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La crise financière a frappé.

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Sean et Christian n'étaient pas
immunisés contre le déclin.

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La beauté c'est la symétrie, Mme Praline. Nous sommes
heureux de nous occuper de votre plastie abdominale, mais...

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vous ne serez pas prête pour le bikini avant
qu'on vous ait fait une augmentation mammaire.

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On préfère faire plus
d'une chirurgie à la fois.

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Comme ça vous n'êtes
anesthésiée qu'une seule fois,

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et vous vous remettrez
beaucoup plus vite.

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Je vous l'ai dit, il me reste assez sur l'hypothèque
de ma maison seulement pour une plastie abdominale.

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Pour Sean McNamara, un homme plus tendu
que le trou du cul d'un colibri,

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la pression financière
était écrasante.

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Il commença à se battre sans cesse
avec son ex-femme Julia,

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qui vit maintenant à New
York avec leurs 2 enfants.

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Des cours de français et de karaté ?

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Julia, tu les sur-éduques.

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Eh bien alors il va
falloir que tu payes pour.

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Les problèmes de Sean étaient bien plus qu'exacerbant
pour sa nouvelle petite amie, Teddy Rowe,

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qui semblait immunisée contre l'anxiété
financière qui gagnait la nation.

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Tu imagines ?

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Elle était habituée à la générosité
de ses soupirants depuis son enfance

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et n'allait pas se contenter de toc alors
qu'il s'agissait de fêter leurs 6 mois.

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Je les adore.

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- Et combien coûtent-elles ?
- 125 000

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L'anxiété de Sean le bouffait comme
des vautours de la charogne fraîche.

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Il développa un cas d'insomnie
apparemment incurable.

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Libéré de sa condamnation de mort,

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Christian fêta ça en approvisionnant
les marchands de Rodeo Drive

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avec son propre paquet économique stimulant.

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Putain de rock and roll.

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Félicitations, docteur.
C'est une merveille.

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Souvenez-vous, Jack,
dépenser c'est l'optimisme.

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Sean et Christian n'étaient
pas les seuls à lutter.

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À peine revenus
de leur lune de miel,

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Christian révéla au Dr. Liz Cruz
qu'il ne mourrait pas d'un cancer

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et qu'il ne voulait
pas rester marié.

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Je me suis occupé des premier et dernier
versements pour ton appart.

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De la caution, aussi.

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Si tu veux, on peut aller acheter
du mobilier ce week-end.

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- Laisse-moi faire ça seule, d'accord ?
- Allez, Liz.

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- On est toujours amis.
- On n'est pas amis.

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Je suis ta femme.

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Pourquoi tu ne m'as pas dit que tu n'allais
pas mourir quand on était là-bas ?

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Pourquoi tu m'as laissée
me faire des illusions ?

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Je voulais juste
que tu passes un bon moment.

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J'essaie seulement d'être réaliste.

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On était très bien pendant 6 mois, mais 60 ans ?
Je t'aurais trompée en moins d'une semaine

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Je ne veux pas te faire plus
de mal que je ne t'en ai déjà fait.

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Qu'est-ce que tu veux que je fasse ?

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- Que je te remercie de me briser le cœur ?
- Non.

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Je veux seulement que tu comprennes que
ce n'est pas facile pour moi non plus.

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Je t'aime, et je n'oublierai jamais
comme tu t'es occupée de moi.

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Et c'est comme ça
que tu me le rends, hein ?

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L'ancienne star du porno millionnaire Kimber Henry
se vit éjectée des draps en soie de Ram Peter

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avec rien d'autre que la prise de conscience qu'il
n'y a rien de moins vendeur qu'une vieille pute.

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Encore une fois,
elle a essayé de changer.

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Tu fais des électrolyses maintenant ?

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J'ai pris des cours du
soir pour avoir mon diplôme.

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Écoutez-moi jusqu'au bout.

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Disons que des femmes ressemblant
à Bigfoot viennent pour une lipo, OK ?

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Vous leur tirez la peau, vous transformez
leurs fesses en porcelaine, mais...

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il lui reste des poils là derrière,
et c'est pas une bonne chose.

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C'est là que j'entre en jeu.

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OK.

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Regardez ça.
Ça ne fait même pas mal.

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Et je me suis rendue compte que c'est un super
moyen de vous faire de la pub.

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Vous aurez votre propre esthéticienne,
et je passe bien à l'image.

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Kimber, c'est une idée géniale,

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mais les affaires ne sont pas au mieux
en ce moment pour faire des dépenses.

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On a pas les moyens de te payer.

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Ils avaient touché le fond.

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McNamara/Troy, auparavant le Tiffany's
du monde de la chirurgie esthétique,

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ressemblait désormais à une carcasse de baleine
malodorante échouée sur la plage de Zuma.

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Les clients étaient partis.

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Avec eux est parti l'argent,
et avec ça la joie.

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Qu'est-ce que c'est ?

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Un générique. On doit tout réduire.

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- C'est de la merde.
- Christian, tu ne comprends pas.

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On a des problèmes.

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Je veux mon putain de yaourt !

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Je viens juste de finir de payer
les cours du semestre dernier,

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pour lesquels tu n'as eu aucun crédit
parce que tu n'as jamais passé tes examens, OK ?

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J'ai là ton renouvellement de carte grise

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Tu as 9 tickets de parking impayés,

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et la carte de crédit
que je t'ai donnée pour les urgences

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a servie à quelques achats de luxe.

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- Eh bien, je peux les expliquer.
- Matt, écoute-moi.

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Tu dois rembourser quelques-unes
de ces dettes. C'est ridicule.

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Tu as dépensé 450 $ dans un magasin
pour hommes appelé Emmanuel Delacroix.

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C'est pas un magasin pour hommes. Emmanuel
Delacroix est le meilleur mime du monde,

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et il est là pour faire un cours
qu'on ne peut avoir que dans une seule vie.

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Quoi ?

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Ouais. Mon prof de théâtre
m'a envoyé vers lui.

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Écoutez,

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vous savez ce qu'on dit, tu trouves le bonheur
quand l'argent commence à rentrer ?

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Je pense que je l'ai trouvé.

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Le mime c'est génial, mec. Ça nous place au delà
de nos égos, au delà des langages, et ça nous lie.

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C'est une forme d'art géniale, OK ?

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Le langage universel pur
de la gestuelle.

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- C'est une blague ?
- Écoute, Boxcar Willie.

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On peut louer ta chambre, OK ? Donc soit tu payes
ta part, soit t'es plus là à partir du 1er, OK ?

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Alors descends de ton monocycle
ou je sais pas ce que les mimes

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conduisent de nos
jours et trouve un putain de vrai travail.

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Vous savez, c'est une perte de temps
d'essayer de partager des trucs avec vous.

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Allô ?

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Vraiment ?

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Merci beaucoup.

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- C'était quoi ?
- L'avocat de Liz.

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Elle demande le divorce.

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Je ne m'attendais pas à ça d'elle.
Elle n'est pas avide, tu sais ?

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Possessive, peut-être.
Têtue, sentimentale.

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Christian, souviens-toi, le truc c'est
de ne pas s'impliquer émotionnellement.

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C'est notre boulot de faire appel à sa
plus raisonnable nature, et... putain de merde !

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- Putain de merde quoi ?
- Elle a engagé Roger Payne.

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Avec un "y",
mais ça veut dire la même chose.

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Qu'est-ce que ça peut faire ?
Le mec est aveugle.

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Tout comme la justice.

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Écoute, c'est ridicule.
Je veux dire, allez quoi, Liz.

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On peut laisser les avocats débattre
de ça, ou on peut régler ça entre amis.

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Qu'est-ce que t'en dis ?

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Je ne voulais pas te faire de mal.

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Je pense que tu devrais recevoir une compensation
pour toutes les choses que je t'ai fait traverser.

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Voilà. J'espère que c'est suffisant.

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250 000 $.

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Ça devrait couvrir vos frais,
Mme Troy.

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Mme Troy ?
On a été mariés pendant 5 min.

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Oui, eh bien, durant ces 5min, Mme Troy a renoncé
à sa résidence et à la moitié de ses revenus.

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- Je pensais être mourant.
- C'est pour ça que vous avez tout mis à son nom ?

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Tu as fais quoi ?

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Je prenais soin de Wilbur, tu sais ?
J'essayais d'être responsable.

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Je suis sûr que vous voulez
continuer à être responsable

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en réglant à Mme Troy 50
% de tous ce qui vous appartient

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- et la moitié des intérêts de McNamara & Troy.
- Putain mais vous avez fumé quoi ?

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Elle peut pas faire ça.

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Elle peut ?

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C'est à son nom ?

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J'ai compris.

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J'ai compris. C'est pas une négociation,
c'est un viol collectif.

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- Bienvenue en Californie.
- Seigneur, Liz, j'aurais pas cru que tu tomberais si bas.

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- T'es virée.
- J'ai bien peur que non, Dr Troy.

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Vous ne pouvez pas la virer
avant que ce soit réglé.

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C'est la loi.

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Allez, Lizzie. Dis quelque chose.

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Tu aurais dû faire un
contrat de mariage.

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C'est facile de ne pas se battre.

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Je pense juste que tu es dans le déni
si tu crois que ça ne va rien te coûter.

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Il n'y a rien de mal de vivre dans le déni, mon ami.
Nos carrières entières étaient fondées là dessus.

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Oublions juste cette merde.

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On va juste se détendre, boire quelques bières, et
apprécier l'eau pour le reste de la journée, d'accord ?

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C'est quoi tout ça ?

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Quoi ?

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- Ils ont saisi mon bateau.
- Tu plaisantes. Pourquoi ?

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Tu sais,
j'ai loupé quelques paiements, mais...

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Seigneur. Ils disent
qu'ils le vendront aux enchères

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si je ne paye pas avant
la fin du mois. Je veux dire...

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- Tu ferais mieux de le vendre.
- Je peux pas faire ça.

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C'est la seule chose
qui ne soit pas au nom de Liz.

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Seigneur !

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Je vais peut-être devoir vivre
ici si elle obtient la maison.

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Je vais retirer un peu d'argent de notre affaire,
tu sais ? Juste pour me couvrir pour l'instant.

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Si tu empruntes plus, tu perds ta côte de crédit,
et après tu vaudras vraiment plus rien.

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Alors je t'emprunterai
de l'argent à toi.

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Laisse-moi juste 6 mois pour la location
de la maison à Malibu.

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Tu sais, c'est peut-être le bon
moment pour te le dire. Je déménage.

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Les choses se passent bien avec Teddy,
et on parle de s'installer ensemble.

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Quoi ?

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Christian ?

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Le Dr Mike Hamoui était le chirurgien
esthétique de Malibu que Christian n'avait

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pas revu depuis leur douche gay érotique
qui avait eue lieu 2 ans auparavant.

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Hé, j'ai entendu dire que vous
étiez dans le coin aussi, maintenant !

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Mike, tu te souviens
de mon associé Sean McNamara ?

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Ouais, ouais,
bien sûr que je m'en souviens.

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Vous savez, j'allais prendre le "Rêverie" pour
faire un tour. Vous voulez vous joindre à moi ?

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- Joli bateau.
- Merci.

198
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,120
Vous voulez manger ?

199
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,190
- Ouais, bien sûr.
- Ouais.

200
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:32,398
Ouais, je peux faire à peu près
3000 km sans avoir à m'arrêter.

201
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,098
La plupart des bateaux
ne vont pas plus loin que Cabo.

202
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:38,028
On est allés à Acapulco avec les filles
l'an dernier. C'était génial.

203
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,070
- Il fait combien en longueur ?
- À peu près 30m.

204
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,496
Ouais, je pensais
en acheter un aussi gros mais...

205
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,258
- C'est un enfer à garer.
- C'est vrai, ça.

206
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,218
Par contre, plein de place pour les filles.

207
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,598
Sienna, chérie,
tu es encore en train de cramer.

208
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,700
Va mettre l'écran total que je t'ai donné,
OK ? Merci.

209
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,004
Donc, Mike, tu as ton propre cabinet
par ici maintenant ?

210
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,248
Ouais !

211
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:08,052
Après avoir vendu la copropriété
de Christian et fait des bénéfices,

212
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,828
j'ai décidé de voyager,
devenir un chirurgien portable.

213
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,318
Je travaille pour moi maintenant,
je fais des opérations.

214
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,610
Je ne fais pas que garder le bureau.
Mec, j'adore L.A.

215
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,258
J'ai pas compris. Un chirurgien portable ?

216
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,529
Ouais. J'ai trouvé un cabinet et je leur paye

217
00:16:22,571 --> 00:16:25,305
10 % de mes bénéfices
pour utiliser leur matériel chirurgical.

218
00:16:25,347 --> 00:16:28,178
Pas d'attache, pas de chef.
Tout le monde est gagnant...

219
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,340
Merci, chérie.

220
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:36,060
Seules quelques secondes passèrent avant que Sean et
Christian ne proposent un marché similaire à Mike.

221
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:43,528
L'amener dans leur business comme chirurgien portable
aiderait à garantir leurs futurs financiers à tous les 2.

222
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,120
- Je pense que c'est vraiment...
Mike était ravi d'accepter.

223
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:07,408
Chaque année une nouvelle technologie à la mode
sort, mais rien n'est comparable aux poids.

224
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,648
Ils sont apparus en Russie en 1704.

225
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,690
Manifestement, les poids ne sont pas tendances.

226
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:19,788
La beauté d'un poids, c'est que c'est la
combinaison entre la force et le cardiaque...

227
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,442
On est à court de petit écarteur.

228
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:09,873
- J'ai donné le mien à Linda. Où est le tien ?
- Je l'ai donné à Linda.

229
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,579
- Vous avez une idée de ce que c'est ?
- Un petit écarteur.

230
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:21,714
Oh, sympa, Sean.

231
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,850
Oh, mon dieu. Je suis désolé.

232
00:18:23,892 --> 00:18:25,727
- Je n'ai pas bien dormi.
- Tu sais quoi ?

233
00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:27,422
Je suis sous pression aussi, d'accord ?

234
00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:33,264
Mais tu ne m'as pas vu nous ouvrir à des poursuites
pour erreurs médicales qui pourraient nous enterrer.

235
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,528
Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec toi ?

236
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,848
Ne dis rien.

237
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:44,098
Le méticuleux Sean McNamara ne va pas
foirer une abdominoplastie.

238
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,090
J'ai été incapable de dormir.

239
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:51,455
J'ai beaucoup pensé à mes enfants.
C'est l'anniversaire de Conor.

240
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:56,228
Il est là, je suis ici, et c'est nul. Mais
je ne vais pas t'embêter avec ça.

241
00:18:56,270 --> 00:19:01,068
Hey, rien dans ta vie ne m'ennuie, d'accord ?

242
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,418
Je t'aime.

243
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,568
Tes cachets pour dormir.

244
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:11,080
Je suis surprise que tu ne te sois
pas fait d'ordonnance à ton nom.

245
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:14,172
Je ne veux pas faire ça.
Les cachets me font peur.

246
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:19,460
Je ne prends même pas d'Advil, surtout depuis
que l'hôpital m'a expédié il y a quelques années.

247
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,010
Ecstasy.

248
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,370
Oui, j'étais sûr que tu aimerais ça.

249
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:29,215
Tu sais, il y a une belle station balnéaire
qui a été rénovée, à Ojai.

250
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,128
On pourrait y aller pour le week-end.
Ce n'est qu'à une heure.

251
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:36,478
Qu'est-il arrivé à la fille qui se foutait de tous
ces voyages de bourgeois conventionnels, hein ?

252
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,568
Maintenant, tout n'est que week-end,
avec les massages.

253
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:42,678
J'essaye juste de trouver un moyen
pour que tu te sentes mieux.

254
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,847
Si ça ne t'intéresse pas,
oublie, je n'ai rien dit.

255
00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:54,623
Rien.

256
00:20:05,439 --> 00:20:09,478
Désolée, mais le Dr Hamoui est n'est pas
disponible pour les deux prochaines semaines.

257
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,520
Le prochain rendez-vous possible est le 15.

258
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,598
Mike, où est le canapé ?

259
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,748
Ne vous inquiétez pas les gars.
Il est bien entreposé,

260
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,128
et ça ne vous coûtera pas un sou.

261
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,750
Vous pouvez l'utiliser autant que vous voulez.

262
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,226
Je pensais que tu prendrais pas ce donut
avec ces machines qui te regardent.

263
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:39,179
Tu sais quoi ? On a besoin de personne
pour nous dire comment prendre soin de nous.

264
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,949
- C'est pas pour ça qu'on t'a amené ici.
- Je suis désolé.

265
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:45,608
- L'équipement sera parti avant la fin de la journée.
- Non, l'équipement peut rester, Mike.

266
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:48,588
On veut parler des 20 patients
qui sont dans le hall.

267
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,550
- C'était rapide, hein ?
- Qu'est-ce que tu as fait ?

268
00:20:52,138 --> 00:20:55,127
Il suffit de créer un créneau et de se vendre.

269
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,780
Business 101, les gars.

270
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,930
Ça te dérange si on reste pendant
une de tes consultations ?

271
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:04,280
Oui.

272
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:10,028
- Ils vous assisteront pendant l'opération ?
- Absolument pas.

273
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,112
Ce sont d'excellents chirurgiens, mais

274
00:21:12,154 --> 00:21:16,715
je suis le seul docteur qui met la main sur mes
patients. Ils sont juste là pour la consultation.

275
00:21:16,757 --> 00:21:17,507
Bien.

276
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,900
Mon amie Lindsey Thompson...

277
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,030
Elle dit que vous êtes le meilleur.

278
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,320
Elle dit que son rajeunissement vaginal
a sauvé son mariage.

279
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,280
Je me souviens de Lindsey.

280
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,572
- Vous avez combien d'enfants ?
- 3, que des garçons.

281
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,580
Le plus jeune, Derek...

282
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,450
C'était un accouchement difficile.

283
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:38,150
Il a fallu deux épisiotomies,

284
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,920
et les choses n'ont plus été les mêmes

285
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,383
depuis.

286
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,886
Il y a des centaines de femmes comme vous dehors.

287
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,305
C'est exactement pourquoi j'ai limité mon travail.

288
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,432
Une procédure bien faite...

289
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,760
Reconstruction vaginale.

290
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,590
C'est brillant.

291
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:59,320
Tu réalises que la plupart des reconstructions
vaginales sont faites en moins de 20 minutes ?

292
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,680
Et elles coûtent 15 000 dollars.

293
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,410
Pas étonnant qu'il amasse.

294
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,238
On peut faire ça, Christian.

295
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,972
On est des meilleurs chirurgiens que lui.

296
00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:10,814
Vous et votre mari faites l'amour
à quelle fréquence, Mme Brett ?

297
00:22:11,056 --> 00:22:12,206
Je comprends,

298
00:22:13,561 --> 00:22:15,811
mais vous n'avez pas à avoir honte.

299
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:21,208
Je sais que c'est peu orthodoxe,

300
00:22:21,692 --> 00:22:24,892
mais je veux que vous vous sentiez
à l'aise avec moi.

301
00:22:25,391 --> 00:22:26,991
Je n'ai rien à cacher,

302
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:30,097
- et vous non plus.
- Lindsey avait dit que vous feriez peut-être ça.

303
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,790
Il vend du sexe.

304
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,410
On peut faire ça.

305
00:22:33,772 --> 00:22:34,830
Carrément putain.

306
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:37,030
J'étais dans "Playgirl."

307
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,550
Oh, tout ça semble bien, mais

308
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,930
notre assurance ne couvre pas la procédure.

309
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,840
Vous pensez que vous ne le méritez pas.

310
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:48,157
Pardonnez-moi, mais je dois dire
que c'est de la connerie celle-là.

311
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:51,327
Vous avez seulement besoin de trouver
un moyen de réclamer votre sexualité.

312
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:56,248
Y a-t-il un meilleur moyen que de rendre à l'outil
avec lequel vous exprimez cette sexualité

313
00:22:56,290 --> 00:23:00,127
son apparence et ses sensations
de quand vous aviez la vingtaine ?

314
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:04,802
Je veux que vous sachiez que ce n'est pas
une simple chirurgie comme les autres pour moi,

315
00:23:04,844 --> 00:23:09,840
et je ne suis pas un gamin lycéen
qui pense que tous les vagins sont les mêmes.

316
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:13,447
Le vôtre est différent. Il est...

317
00:23:15,169 --> 00:23:22,450
spécial, et je vais apprendre à le connaître
intérieurement et extérieurement.

318
00:23:23,493 --> 00:23:25,018
Quand êtes-vous libre ?

319
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:27,168
On peut pas commencer
à voler les clientes d'Hamoui.

320
00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:30,241
On a besoin de ses 10 % si on ne veut
pas qu'on nous coupe l'électricité.

321
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:34,027
Alors on va aller le voir avec un plan,
en l'incluant dedans.

322
00:23:34,069 --> 00:23:37,230
C'est nous les experts.
Il aura l'air d'un débutant.

323
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:39,006
Je te le dis,

324
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,615
il y a des centaines de milliers
de femmes qui veulent ça.

325
00:23:41,657 --> 00:23:43,912
Ça fait beaucoup de vagins inexploités.

326
00:23:43,954 --> 00:23:45,705
Comment comptes-tu les trouver,

327
00:23:45,747 --> 00:23:49,097
une folle tournée gynéco de Sean
dans tout le pays ?

328
00:23:49,747 --> 00:23:51,970
Non. Mieux que ça.

329
00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:54,695
Faut qu'on appelle Kimber d'abord.

330
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,830
Christian, réveille-toi.
Hé, debout.

331
00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:11,437
Bordel, il est 2h du mat'. C'est pas parce que
t'arrives pas à dormir que j'en ai pas le droit.

332
00:24:11,479 --> 00:24:13,979
Ça passe à la télé. Allez, lève-toi !

333
00:24:14,103 --> 00:24:16,900
Los Angeles...
un univers de gens beaux,

334
00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:21,316
où les rêves se réalisent toujours
et où la fantaisie est réalité,

335
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:26,400
où vous êtes aussi jeune que vous vous sentez,
quand votre partenaire est en vous.

336
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:33,652
Bonjour, Je suis le Dr. McNamara de
la chirurgie esthétique McNamara & Troy.

337
00:24:33,694 --> 00:24:37,090
De nos jours, il y a tellement d'options
pour la satisfaction sexuelle des hommes,

338
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,351
mais tellement peu de choix pour le sexe faible.

339
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,177
J'aimerais vous parler d'une nouvelle
technique que l'on a développée,

340
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,619
qui s'appelle le "lifting vaginal"

341
00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:47,128
Selon Masters et Johnson,

342
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:50,474
la satisfaction sexuelle est due
à la quantité des forces de friction

343
00:24:50,516 --> 00:24:52,468
suscitées pendant les préliminaires.

344
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:59,544
Cette simple procédure externe restaure
l'intégrité architecturale du vagin

345
00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:02,058
Cela prend moins d'une heure,
et en seulement quelques jours

346
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:06,101
vous et votre partenaire pourrez apprécier
un tout nouveau niveau de satisfaction sexuelle.

347
00:25:06,143 --> 00:25:09,431
Bonjour. Je suis Kimber Henry, actrice.

348
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:14,360
Certains d'entre vous se souviennent peut-être de
moi pour mon travail de star de films pour adultes.

349
00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:18,230
Après avoir pris ma retraite,
j'ai donné naissance à ma petite fille.

350
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,317
J'avais des difficultés à atteindre l'orgasme.

351
00:25:22,933 --> 00:25:26,990
J'ai donc décidé d'aller voir
les docteurs de McNamara & Troy.

352
00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:30,018
Dites-nous ce que vous
n'aimez pas chez votre vagin.

353
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,898
Ils étaient respectueux, détendus,
et instructifs.

354
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:36,492
Ils m'ont demandé de leur dire
ce que j'attendais exactement

355
00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:39,634
et quelles apparence et
sensation je voulais avoir.

356
00:25:42,898 --> 00:25:46,143
Et l'examen était sensible et discret.

357
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,590
Si vous appelez pour prendre
rendez-vous dans les prochaines 30 mn,

358
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:55,595
on vous offre un crédit en 6 fois,
payable sur l'année prochaine.

359
00:25:56,261 --> 00:25:57,760
Mais ne vous fiez pas à nous.

360
00:25:58,896 --> 00:26:01,450
Écoutez certaines de nos clientes satisfaites.

361
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,058
J'ai ressenti une grande honte
quand ma moitié m'a dit

362
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:07,180
que mon vagin lui rappelait
un sandwich au rosbif,

363
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:09,118
mais depuis mon lifting vaginal,

364
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,411
je me sens plus attirante
et plus confiante,

365
00:26:11,453 --> 00:26:14,950
et en bonus : pas d'incontinence agaçante
quand je swing au golf.

366
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,366
J'ai l'impression d'avoir
de nouveau 20 ans sur le green.

367
00:26:17,408 --> 00:26:18,860
Vous êtes géniaux !

368
00:26:21,063 --> 00:26:22,985
Ouais, c'est la bonne voie.

369
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:25,160
- Pas vrai ?
- Ouais !

370
00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,233
C'est un ticket gagnant.

371
00:26:27,398 --> 00:26:28,470
Bien joué.

372
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,180
Tu t'es brossé les dents ?

373
00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:36,530
T'as enlevé toute cette barbe
à papa de ta bouche, oui ?

374
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:37,910
Voyons voir.

375
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,866
C'est pas possible,
t'as déjà vu des dents propres dans ta vie ?

376
00:26:41,908 --> 00:26:42,608
Non.

377
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,760
Bonne nuit mon coeur.

378
00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:47,502
On peut aller au zoo la semaine prochaine ?

379
00:26:48,047 --> 00:26:50,723
Bien sûr.
Tante Lizzie est ta pote, non ?

380
00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:51,950
Ouais.

381
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,130
Ouais.

382
00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:56,740
Je t'aime, tata Liz.

383
00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:58,510
Je t'aime aussi chéri.

384
00:27:02,475 --> 00:27:04,550
OK... C'est l'heure de dormir.

385
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,460
Je t'aime.

386
00:27:11,136 --> 00:27:13,580
Tu es sûre de devoir partir si tôt ?

387
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,172
J'ai fait ton plat préféré...
Risotto aux champignons.

388
00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:20,412
- Je me disais que tu pourrais peut-être...
- J'ai menti à propos de ton risotto.

389
00:27:20,454 --> 00:27:22,054
Ça a un goût de gruau.

390
00:27:23,221 --> 00:27:26,440
Oh, bon, tu pourrais peut-être
rester pour boire un verre.

391
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,256
- Allez, Lizzie. C'est nous.
- N'utilise pas ce mot.

392
00:27:29,298 --> 00:27:31,698
Pourquoi ? Il y aura toujours un nous.

393
00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:35,876
S'il y a un bien une chose que j'ai
apprise sur la vie, c'est qu'elle est fragile.

394
00:27:35,918 --> 00:27:40,140
Les relations comme la nôtre sont
rares, bizarres mais rares.

395
00:27:40,941 --> 00:27:42,678
Je ne veux pas te perdre.

396
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,020
Wilbur non plus.

397
00:27:45,112 --> 00:27:50,120
Allez. Enlevons nos gants de boxe
pendant une minute, pour son bien.

398
00:27:50,978 --> 00:27:54,270
J'ai un Château Mandeville de 1995.

399
00:27:54,821 --> 00:27:57,726
- C'est cher ?
- C'est une bouteille de vin à 400 $ ma jolie.

400
00:27:57,768 --> 00:27:59,768
Alors j'en prendrai la moitié.

401
00:28:00,116 --> 00:28:02,906
- C'est ce que j'ai toujours aimé chez toi.
- Ah oui ?

402
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:06,050
C'est ce que tu as toujours aimé chez
moi, mon sens de l'humour ?

403
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:08,960
Parce que ça fait bien longtemps que j'ai ri.

404
00:28:09,311 --> 00:28:11,500
Tu m'as arraché toute ma joie.

405
00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:20,574
- Dis-moi ce que je peux faire pour me racheter.
- Tu vas te racheter, ouais.

406
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:25,199
- C'est pour ça que j'ai engagé Roger.
- Je ne parle pas d'argent.

407
00:28:28,801 --> 00:28:31,008
Cet avocat que t'as engagé, c'est de la saloperie.

408
00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:33,563
Tu penses vraiment que me mettre à sec
va te faire aller mieux ?

409
00:28:33,605 --> 00:28:37,270
Oui. Je le pense, et tu sais pourquoi ?

410
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:41,258
Parce que tu ne peux pas continuer
à traiter les gens comme du PQ.

411
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:45,728
Tu ne peux pas continuer à t'essuyer le cul avec
eux et tirer la chasse comme s'ils étaient jetables.

412
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,811
Je méprisais ces femmes
qui tombaient sous ton charme.

413
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:53,553
Je pensais qu'elles étaient des bimbos
écervelées, comme elles pleuraient pour toi,

414
00:28:53,595 --> 00:28:56,825
Mais je les vois différemment maintenant,
parce que je suis devenue l'une d'entre elles

415
00:28:56,867 --> 00:28:59,957
Et je vais me battre pour notre cause

416
00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:04,080
parce que je ne te laisserai
pas t'en sortir si facilement.

417
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,058
Je ne vais pas te laisser me briser le coeur

418
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,280
- et ne pas en payer mes conséquences.
- Oh, arrête d'être si théâtrale.

419
00:29:10,778 --> 00:29:12,700
Enfin franchement, ton coeur ira très bien.

420
00:29:12,742 --> 00:29:14,696
Ton carnet de bal sera 2 fois plus rempli

421
00:29:14,738 --> 00:29:17,868
maintenant que tu as découvert les
joies d'une queue. Enfin, soyons honnêtes.

422
00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:21,810
- Par rapport à quoi ?
- Que la tienne est vraiment là, OK.,

423
00:29:22,045 --> 00:29:23,860
J'ai trouvé ton point G.

424
00:29:26,201 --> 00:29:29,775
- Putain qu'est-ce que tu fais avec ça ?
- - Je gaspille ton argent, Christian.

425
00:29:29,817 --> 00:29:34,247
Et pour avoir pensé que j'étais si idiote que je
me sentais mal de venir ici, te mettre à sec.

426
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:37,889
- Lizzie, sérieux. Calme-toi.
- Tu sais ce qui me calmerait ?

427
00:29:38,275 --> 00:29:40,110
Un bateau. Le tien.

428
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,658
N'y pense même pas.

429
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:43,450
Oh, tu peux lui dire adieu,

430
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,540
et quand tu seras assis là,
à découper des bons de réducs,

431
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:51,663
Je veux que tu penses à moi, faisant la fête
sur mon super bar flottant...

432
00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,640
Le "Bateau-Lesb".

433
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:04,315
Après avoir vu votre info publicité à la télé,
on devait venir.

434
00:30:06,217 --> 00:30:09,161
Mme Hoberman, dites-moi ce que
vous n'aimez pas chez votre vagin.

435
00:30:09,203 --> 00:30:10,628
Son vagin est bien.

436
00:30:10,670 --> 00:30:12,120
C'est mieux que ça.

437
00:30:13,517 --> 00:30:15,040
Nous sommes ici pour Don.

438
00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:18,149
Je veux une de ces chirurgies pour des tablettes.

439
00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:21,731
Eh bien, le terme médical
est une plastie abdominale, mais...

440
00:30:21,773 --> 00:30:24,578
Notre info publicité parlait
de rajeunissement vaginal.

441
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:26,530
Oui, je sais, mais vous savez la scène

442
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,050
où vous jouez au volleyball
avec l'autre mec, le Dr. Hamoui ?

443
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:35,887
Vous voir tous les 2 torses nus à côté de lui m'a
fait réaliser à quel point je me laissais aller.

444
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:40,037
- Quoi ?
- Je change les serrures demain, ok ?

445
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:44,703
Soit tu payes ta part avant le coucher du soleil,
soit tu dors sur la plage avec tous les autres fous.

446
00:32:56,656 --> 00:32:58,556
Qu'est-ce que je vous sers ?

447
00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:10,670
Petit ou grand, Marcel ?

448
00:33:19,262 --> 00:33:20,730
C'est 1.08 $.

449
00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:28,200
Il manque 8 centimes.

450
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,389
Pas d'argent, pas de café.

451
00:33:37,272 --> 00:33:41,172
C'est pas la charité ici.
Vous ne pouvez pas payer, allez ailleurs.

452
00:33:41,272 --> 00:33:43,478
Partez avant que j'appelle un flic.

453
00:33:43,706 --> 00:33:45,590
Laisse, pauvre taré.

454
00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:52,105
Maintenant vous allez payer pour ça.

455
00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:09,020
OK, OK.
Je vous rends votre dollar, d'accord ?

456
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,850
OK, OK. OK.

457
00:34:18,037 --> 00:34:18,837
Voilà.

458
00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:44,311
Dr. Troy, vous vous rendez
compte que votre présence ici

459
00:34:44,353 --> 00:34:49,210
me met en position de violation du code
légal de la responsabilité professionnelle.

460
00:34:50,095 --> 00:34:51,970
Vous reconnaissez mon parfum

461
00:34:53,312 --> 00:34:55,760
Je ne vous demande que 5 mn de votre temps,

462
00:34:56,273 --> 00:34:58,673
et si vous n'aimez pas ma proposition,

463
00:34:59,045 --> 00:35:00,630
vous ne m'avez jamais vu.

464
00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:06,404
Très bien. Vous avez 5 minutes.

465
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,761
Je vous donne 250 000 dollars

466
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,350
maintenant et 250 000
plus tard si vous convainquez

467
00:35:18,619 --> 00:35:20,230
Liz Cruz de lâcher l'affaire.

468
00:35:20,477 --> 00:35:23,570
Dr. Troy, c'est un manquement à l'éthique.

469
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,319
C'est contre tout ce pour quoi je me bats.

470
00:35:27,608 --> 00:35:31,420
De plus, il faudrait plus qu'un faste pot-de-vin

471
00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:35,449
pour me faire mettre en péril
toute une vie d'exercice légal.

472
00:35:39,292 --> 00:35:40,492
Combien alors ?

473
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,664
Enlevez votre pantalon.

474
00:35:44,119 --> 00:35:46,808
- Pardon ?
- Ma secrétaire m'a dit que vous étiez un adonis.

475
00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:50,610
J'aimerais savoir quel bruit
fait un adonis quand il se branle.

476
00:35:51,521 --> 00:35:53,648
- Pardonnez-moi, quoi ?
- Masturbez-vous.

477
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,436
Faites vous plaisir devant moi,

478
00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:59,320
décrivez-moi avec précision
ce que vous faites, à chaque coup.

479
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,920
Quand vous aurez atteint
l'orgasme, j'accepterai votre offre,

480
00:36:04,305 --> 00:36:07,955
et je convaincrai Mme Troy
qu'on ne peut pas gagner l'affaire.

481
00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:13,110
Et votre code éthique ?

482
00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:17,050
Je ne crois pas qu'on y fasse
allusion dans le code pénal.

483
00:36:17,538 --> 00:36:22,090
Et puis, je peux toujours dire
que je ne vous ai jamais vu.

484
00:36:25,402 --> 00:36:28,858
- Donc vous êtes un pervers.
- Dr. Troy, votre proposition demande

485
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:33,801
que je me compromette pour votre cause.
C'est simplement une contrepartie.

486
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,860
- Vos 5 minutes sont passées.
- Attendez, attendez. Non, non. Attendez.

487
00:36:55,198 --> 00:36:57,260
Voilà. J'ai baissé mon pantalon.

488
00:36:57,714 --> 00:36:58,614
Menteur.

489
00:37:00,974 --> 00:37:04,774
Vous inquiétez pas. Personne
ne peut voir à travers les fenêtres.

490
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,350
Peu importe.

491
00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:20,450
C'est mieux.

492
00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:26,580
Touchez votre queue, Dr. Troy,
et décrivez-la-moi.

493
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,790
C'est génial. C'est très dur.

494
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:32,368
Nous ne sommes pas à la cour, Dr. Troy.
Je veux plus que les simples faits.

495
00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:36,870
Faites-moi un tableau, la sensation
de vos mains quand vous la touchez.

496
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,766
Enlevez votre slip.
Laissez-vous respirer.

497
00:37:42,941 --> 00:37:44,680
C'est ridicule.

498
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,566
On se verra au tribunal.

499
00:37:49,908 --> 00:37:51,010
Bonne chance.

500
00:37:52,157 --> 00:37:54,957
Vous savez, j'ai perdu une affaire une fois...

501
00:37:54,999 --> 00:37:58,861
Mais contrairement à vous, je n'avais
pas pu lui faire enlever son pantalon.

502
00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:01,303
C'est là que j'ai su qu'il m'avait eu.

503
00:38:08,013 --> 00:38:12,218
Voyons les choses du bon côté, partenaire. Au moins les
tablettes de M. Hoberman amèneront un peu d'argent.

504
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,854
Et peut-être que Christian peut utiliser
sa part pour se mettre à la muscu.

505
00:38:15,896 --> 00:38:19,746
- Faut que tu fasses quelque chose pour ce bide.
- Liz, ça suffit.

506
00:38:19,788 --> 00:38:21,188
Je sais, et c'est pas génial ?

507
00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:24,190
Parce que je peux dire
ce que je veux, et il peut pas me virer.

508
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,347
Tu sais, Sean,
je pense qu'on en a fini avec Hoberman.

509
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:30,473
On devrait mettre notre tuyau aspirateur
de graisse sur le gros cul de Liz.

510
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,111
Très bien, ça suffit !

511
00:38:32,153 --> 00:38:35,086
Vous avez pensé à l'effet que vous
faites sur la Suisse là ?

512
00:38:35,128 --> 00:38:38,858
Je n'ai pas dormi ces dernières nuits à essayer
de trouver un moyen de vous faire faire la paix

513
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:43,100
Fais avec tes sentiments et toi grandis.
J'en ai marre de cette connerie.

514
00:38:46,274 --> 00:38:48,374
D'accord. Je suis désolée, Sean,

515
00:38:49,932 --> 00:38:51,980
mais d'un point de vue médical,

516
00:38:52,406 --> 00:38:57,032
ça ressemble plus à de la farine d'avoine
grumeleuse qu'à un corps bien réussi.

517
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,050
Dr. Hamoui,

518
00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:04,791
Vous pourriez venir ici pour aider
Sean et Christian, s'il vous plaît ?

519
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,594
Hé, vous avez eu un patient
tout seuls. C'est incroyable.

520
00:39:10,839 --> 00:39:15,089
- Comment je pourrais aider ?
- Vous pourriez juste enlever votre t-shirt,

521
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,830
et leur montrer à quoi le résultat
final est censé ressembler ?

522
00:39:21,474 --> 00:39:25,300
C'est à ce moment-là que
Sean et Christian ont réalisé

523
00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:28,130
qu'ils avaient perdu le plus grand luxe de tous,

524
00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:31,230
quelque chose de plus important
pour eux que l'argent...

525
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:33,468
leur jeunesse.
Donne-moi une lame de 20.

526
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:36,360
- Pourquoi ?
- Je veux couper la langue de Liz

527
00:39:36,993 --> 00:39:40,973
OK. Voilà... La fameuse
salade poubelle de tante Dottie.

528
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:46,525
J'espère que la poubelle de tante Dottie
n'inclut pas du café moulu et de la crème fraîche.

529
00:39:46,567 --> 00:39:50,567
Non. La salade poubelle c'est
tout ce qui est bon dans ton frigo plus

530
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,407
de laitue fraîche, des oeufs durs,
et un assaisonnement spécial au citron.

531
00:39:56,787 --> 00:39:58,237
C'est vraiment bon.

532
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,114
Je plaisante pas.

533
00:40:00,373 --> 00:40:03,123
C'est aussi bon qu'un homard à 50 $ pour moi.

534
00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:05,890
Je ne sais pas à quoi je pensais,

535
00:40:07,590 --> 00:40:11,790
Toute mon obsession pour les hôtels
hors de prix

536
00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:14,559
et les suites nuptiales.

537
00:40:17,804 --> 00:40:22,785
Je préfère être ici à manger
une salade poubelle avec toi, sur ton balcon

538
00:40:24,138 --> 00:40:26,238
Plus que n'importe quoi d'autre.

539
00:40:33,286 --> 00:40:34,186
Tu sais,

540
00:40:35,806 --> 00:40:40,418
j'ai pensé à Christian,

541
00:40:41,759 --> 00:40:45,100
son petit cauchemar légal avec Liz,

542
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:53,327
Et je ne veux pas précipiter les choses

543
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,127
Mais...

544
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,392
je veux que tu saches...

545
00:41:02,468 --> 00:41:04,368
que je signerais un contrat.

546
00:41:04,934 --> 00:41:06,884
Je ne veux pas de ton argent.

547
00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:10,485
Je te veux seulement toi.

548
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,943
Je ne t'aurais jamais demandé ça.

549
00:41:14,825 --> 00:41:17,575
On est là-dedans pour l'amour toi et moi.

550
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,580
Christian et Liz avaient de petits
problèmes inhabituels dans leur mariage.

551
00:41:26,211 --> 00:41:28,746
Tu nous imagines passer notre vie ensemble ?

552
00:41:28,788 --> 00:41:29,981
Je pourrais.

553
00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:37,299
Sean McNamara,

554
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,900
veux-tu m'épouser ?

555
00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:47,171
Oui. Je le veux.

556
00:42:00,049 --> 00:42:02,894
Alors que des analystes
plus optimistes prédisent

557
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,470
que la crise arrive à sa fin,

558
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:09,430
cette voix autoritaire financière
pense que ça va durer longtemps

559
00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:12,850
avant que les Américains puissent
de nouveau dormir tranquilles.

560
00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:09,236
Dr. Mcnamara,

561
00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,683
je sais ce que je veux
pour le petit-déjeuner.

562
00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:19,039
Sean ?

563
00:43:20,675 --> 00:43:21,506
Sean ?

564
00:43:26,547 --> 00:43:27,361
Sean ?

565
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:33,130
Sean, réveille-toi, Sean.

566
00:43:35,575 --> 00:43:36,415
Christian !

567
00:43:36,670 --> 00:43:37,720
Christian !

568
00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:39,078
Christian, debout !

569
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,170
Christian !

 

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1
00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:02,020
Previously on "Nip/Tuck"...

2
00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:04,810
The tumor has spread to
the superclavicular lymph node.

3
00:00:04,810 --> 00:00:06,960
- Give me a ball park.
- 6 months.

4
00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,430
- My best friend just told me that he's...
- Dying?

5
00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:11,900
- I actually have to say the word.
- It feels like I'm losing everything.

6
00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:13,910
I want you to come home with me, Lizzie.

7
00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,270
I want you to marry me.

8
00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:18,280
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

9
00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,790
Our lab tech switched your I. D. numbers.

10
00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:28,240
Your cancer is in remission. I wish you
and your bride a long, happy life together.

 

15
00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:24,200
In 1987, after the infamous Black Monday crash,

16
00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,460
a new financial golden age was born,

17
00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:30,680
and along with it, a new industry,

18
00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,810
the luxury industry.

19
00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:40,810
Newfound wealth coupled
witheasily available credit

20
00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:46,950
opened the door to vanities and excesses
once reserved for the rich and famous.

21
00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:52,240
Since that time, the one luxury
business that has always seen annual growth

22
00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,680
has been plastic surgery.

23
00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:07,510
Doctors Sean McNamara and Christian Troy
rode this wave of financial proficiency.

24
00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:11,820
They suckled unabashed from
the teat of a flush society

25
00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:16,130
willing to spend millions on
the new must-have status symbols...

26
00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:19,660
in compliant thighs and titanic tits.

27
00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,080
When you're done with her lipo, you
can start on her right breast.

28
00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:26,040
Do you realize we're gonna clear a quarter
of a million bucks on this patient alone?

29
00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:28,480
Haha ha!

30
00:02:28,850 --> 00:02:33,980
But as in every fairy tale, there
was a costly lesson to be learned.

31
00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,180
The credit crunch hit.

32
00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:41,560
Sean and Christian were
not immune to the downturn.

33
00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,190
Beauty is symmetry, Mrs. Praline.

34
00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:45,250
We're happy to do your tummy tuck, but...

35
00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,970
you're not gonna be bikini ready
until you let us augment your breasts.

36
00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:50,620
We prefer to do more than one surgery at a time.

37
00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,880
That way you only go under anesthesia once,

38
00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,710
and your recovery time is considerably faster.

39
00:02:55,710 --> 00:03:01,890
I told you, I've only got enough left in my
home equity line of credit to get a tummy tuck.

40
00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:10,780
For Sean McNamara, a man wound
tighter than a hummingbird's asshole,

41
00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:14,010
the financial stress was overwhelming.

42
00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:26,210
He began fighting incessantly
with his ex-wife Julia,

43
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,180
who now resided in New
York with their two children.

44
00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:31,180
French lessons and karate?

45
00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:32,870
Julia, you're over scheduling them.

46
00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:35,010
Well, then you're gonna have
to start paying for it.

47
00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:41,550
Sean's troubles were further exacerbated
by his new girlfriend, Teddy Rowe,

48
00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:45,780
who seemed immune to the
financial anxiety gripping the nation.

49
00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:46,820
Can you imagine?

50
00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,820
She had grown accustomed
to her beau's largesse

51
00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:55,870
and wasn't going to resort to trumpery when it
came to celebrating their 6-month anniversary.

52
00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:57,070
I love them.

53
00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,330
And how much are these?

54
00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:00,960
125, 000.

55
00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:12,940
Sean's anxiety ate at him like
vultures on fresh carrion.

56
00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,590
He developed a seemingly
incurable case of insomnia.

57
00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,400
Freed from his death sentence,

58
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:33,970
Christian celebrated by providing the merchants of
Rodeo Drive with his own economic stimulus package.

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Hot shit rock and roll.

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Congrats, doctor. She's a beauty.

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Remember, Jack, spending is optimism.

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Sean and Christian weren't the only ones struggling.

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Just home from their honeymoon,

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Christian revealed to Dr. Liz Cruz
that he wasn't dying of breast cancer

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and no longer wished to remain married.

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I took care of your first
and last at your new apartment.

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The security deposit, too.

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If you want, we can go furniture
shopping on the weekend.

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- Just let me do this alone, ok?
- Come on, Liz.

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- We're still friends.
- We're not friends.

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I'm your wife.

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Why didn't you tell me you weren't
dying when we were away?

73
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Why did you go let me make a fool of myself?

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I just wanted you to have a good time.

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I'm just trying to be practical.

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We'd be a perfect match
for 6 months, but 60years?

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I mean, I'd be cheating on you within a week.

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I just don't want to hurt you
any more than I already have.

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What do you want me to do?

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- Thank you for breaking my heart?
- No.

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I just want you to understand
that this isn't easy for me, either.

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I love you, andI 'll never
forget how you took care of me.

83
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And this is how you repay me, huh?

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Former porn millionaire Kimber Henry found
herself tossed out of Ram Peter's silk-sheeted bed

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with nothing but the realization that there's
nothing less marketable than an old whore.

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Once again, she tried to reinvent herself.

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So you do electrolysis now?

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Well, I went to night school to get certified. 

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Well, hear me out.

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Just say some lady sasquatch
comes in for some lipo, ok?

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You smooth her out, you make
her thighs like porcelain, but...

92
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she's got some hairs back
there, and that's no good.

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That's where I come in.

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Ok.

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Look at this. It doesn't even hurt.

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And figure this is a great way
for you to promote your business.

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You're gonna have an on-site esthetician, and
I know what it takes to be camera-ready.

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Kimber, it's a great idea,

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but business is too slow right now
to take on any new expenses.

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We can't afford you.

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This was rock bottom.

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McNamara/Troy, once the Tiffany's
of the plastic surgery world,

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was now like a malodorous whale
carcass washed up on Zuma Beach.

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The clients were gone.

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With them went the money,
and with that went the joy.

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What is this?

107
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It's generic. We need to cut back everywhere.

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- That's bullshit.
- Christian, you're not getting it.

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We are in trouble.

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I want my goddamn Yoplait!

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I just finished paying off
last semester's tuition,

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for which you received no credits because
you never took your finals, ok?

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I have here your car registration renewal.

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You have 9 unpaid parking tickets,

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and the credit card I
gave you for emergencies

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has several luxury charges on it.

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- Well, I can explain those charges.
- Matt, listen to me.

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You need to pay back some of
those debts. It's ridiculous.

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You got $450 for some men's
store called Emmanuel Delacroix.

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It's not a men's store. Emmanuel Delacroix
is the number-one mime in the world,

121
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and he's here doing aonce-
in-a-lifetime master class.

122
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What?

123
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Yeah. My acting teacher turned me on to him.

124
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Look,

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you know how they say when you find your
bliss is when the money starts rolling in?

126
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I think I've found it.

127
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Mime is so amazing, man. It takes us beyond
our petty egos, beyond language, and unifies us.

128
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It's a great art form, ok?

129
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The pure universal language of gesture.

130
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Is this a joke?

131
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Listen, boxcar Willie.

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We can rent your room, ok? So you either
kick in, or you're out by the 1st, ok?

133
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So get off your unicycle or whatever the hell it is
that mimes drive these days and get a goddamn real job.

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You know, it's a waste of time trying
to share anything with you two.

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Hello.

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Mm-hmm.

137
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Really?

138
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Mm-hmm.

139
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Thank you very much.

140
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- What was that?
- That's Liz's attorney.

141
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She's suing me for divorce.

142
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I just never expected this from
her. She's not greedy, you know?

143
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Possessive, maybe. Stubborn, sloppy.

144
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Christian, remember, the trick
is not to get emotional.

145
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It's our job to make a rational appeal
to her better nature, and... holy shit!

146
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- Holy shit what?
- She hired Roger Payne.

147
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With a "y, " but the meaning is the same.

148
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How bad could it be? The guy's blind.

149
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So is justice.

150
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,450
Look, this is ridiculous. I mean, come on, Liz.

151
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We can let the lawyers argue about
this, or we can settle this as friends.

152
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What do you say?

153
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I never meant to hurt you.

154
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I... I think that you should be compensated
for everything that I put you through.

155
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Here. I hope this is enough.

156
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,370
Hmm. $250, 000.

157
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Should cover your legal fees, Mrs. Troy.

158
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Mrs. Troy? We were married 5 minutes.

159
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Yes, well, in the course of those 5 minutes, Mrs. Troy
gave up her residence and half of her income.

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- I thought I was dying.
- Is that why you put everything in her name?

161
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,820
You what?

162
00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,840
I was taking care of Wilbur, you
know? I was trying to be responsible.

163
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:07,640
Well, I'm sure you want to continue to be responsible
by settling with Mrs. Troy 50% of all personal property

164
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and half of your interest in McNamara/Troy.

165
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,680
What the hell are you smoking?

166
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,920
She can't do that.

167
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Canshe do that?

168
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Is it in her name?

169
00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,320
Oh, I get it.

170
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I get it. This isn't a negotiation; this is a gang rape.

171
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:34,370
- Welcome to California.
- Jesus, Liz, I can't believe you'd stoop this low.

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- You're fired.
- Ah. Afraid not,Ddr. Troy.

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You can't fire her until the case is settled.

174
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It's the law.

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Come on, Lizzie. Say something.

176
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You should have gotten a prenup.

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00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,360
It's cheaper not to fight.

178
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,520
I just think you're in denial if you
assume it's not gonna cost you.

179
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,800
There's nothing wrong with being in denial, my
friend. Our whole careers were built on it.

180
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,360
And let's just forget about that crap, ok?

181
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We just got to relax, drink some beer,
and enjoy the water for the day, all right?

182
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,040
Uh, what's all this?

183
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:26,700
What?

184
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- They seized my boat.
- You're kidding. What for?

185
00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:38,250
You know, I missed a few payments
here and there, but...

186
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:43,960
Jesus. They're saying they'll auction it off

187
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if I don't pay the balance by
the end of the month. I mean...

188
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- You better sell it.
- I can't sell it.

189
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,700
This is the only thing that isn't in Liz's name.

190
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,490
Jesus!

191
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:55,580
I might have to live here
if she gets the house.

192
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,240
I'll just take some money out of the
business, you know? Just to cover me for now.

193
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,070
If you borrow more, you lose your credit
rating, and then you're really worth nothing.

194
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:07,760
Then I'll get some money from you, all right?

195
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,570
Just front me 6 months for
the rent on the Malibu house.

196
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,640
Uh,

197
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:18,300
you know, now might be a good time
to give you notice. I'm moving out.

198
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,970
Things have been good with Teddy, and
we're talking about getting a place.

199
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,970
What?

200
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,700
Christian?

201
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:31,710
Dr. Mike Hamoui was the Miami plastic
surgeon that Christian had

202
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:37,420
not seen since their homoerotic
shower encounter two years ago.

203
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,990
Hey, I heard you guys
were out here now, too!

204
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:43,370
Mike, remember my partner Sean McNamara?

205
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,740
Yeah, yeah, of course I remember.

206
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:52,290
You know, I was just going to take the "Reverie"
out for a spin. You guys want to join me?

207
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,480
Hey.

208
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- Nice boat.
-Thanks.

209
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,030
You guys want to get some grub?

210
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,190
- Yeah, sure.
-Yeah.

211
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:32,440
Yeah, I can go about 2, 000 miles without
having to stop in this bad boy right here.

212
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,140
Most boats, you know, go
as far as, like, Cabo.

213
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:38,070
We went to Acapulco last year
with the girls. It was a great trip.

214
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,360
How many feet is it?

215
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,140
About 102.

216
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,500
Yeah, I was thinking about
getting one this big, but, uh,

217
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they're a bitch to park.

218
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,300
True, that.

219
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,260
Gives the girls, though, plenty
of room to spread out.

220
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,640
Sienna, honey, you're frying yourself again.

221
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,700
Go put on the sunscreen that
I gave you, huh? Thank you.

222
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,110
So, Mike, you have your
own practice out here now?

223
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,290
Yeah!

224
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:10,870
After I sold Christian's condo and made a huge
profit, I decided to travel around, become a pod surgeon.

225
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,060
I work for myself now, do surgeries.

226
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Just don't keep an office.

227
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Man, do I love L.A.

228
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,300
I don't get it. A pod surgeon?

229
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:24,950
Yeah. I find a practice and I pay 10% of
my profits to uset heir surgery suites.

230
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There's no strings attached, I have
no overhead. It's a win/win for everyone...

231
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,340
Thank you, honey.

232
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:36,060
Only seconds passed before Sean and
Christian proposed a similar deal to Mike.

233
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Bringing him into their business as a pod surgeon
would help ensure botht heir financial futures.

234
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,210
- I think it's really...
- Mike was happy to accept.

235
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:07,450
I know every year there's a new high-tech trend in
exercise, but nothing can compare to the kettle bells.

236
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:10,690
They originated in Russia in 1704.

237
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:13,670
Obviously the kettle bells are not a trend.

238
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:19,870
The beauty of the kettle bell is that it's
a combination of strength and cardiac...

239
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,680
Um, we're short a small reef retractor.

240
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,420
I gave mine back to Linda. Where's yours?

241
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,030
I gave it to Linda.

242
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,330
You have any idea what the hell this is?

243
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A, uh, small reef retractor.

244
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,900
Oh, nice, Sean.

245
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Oh, God. I'm sorry.

246
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- I haven't been sleeping well.
- You know what?

247
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,840
I'm under a lot of stress, too, right?

248
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,280
But you don't see me opening us up to
a malpractice suit that could bury us.

249
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Hey.

250
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,570
What's going on with you?

251
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,890
Don't say nothing.

252
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:44,140
Meticulous Sean McNamara does
not screw up a tummy tuck.

253
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,010
I haven't been able to sleep.

254
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,000
I'm thinking about my kids a lot.

255
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,210
It's Conor's birthday.

256
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:56,270
He's there, I'm here, and it sucks, but I
don't want to burden you with all this.

257
00:18:56,270 --> 00:19:01,110
Hey, nothing about your life is
a burden to me, all right?

258
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,460
I love you.

259
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,180
Oh...

260
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,610
your sleeping pills.

261
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:10,580
I'm surprised you have not
written a scrip for yourself.

262
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,550
I don't want to do that.

263
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,420
Pills scare me.

264
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:19,460
I don't even take advil, especially after
I was rushed to the hospital a few years ago.

265
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,890
Ecstasy.

266
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,370
Yeah. I knew you'd like that.

267
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,330
You know, there's a beautiful resort.
It's been renovated. It's up in Ojai.

268
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We could go away for the weekend.

269
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,170
It's only an hour away.

270
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:36,520
What happened to the girl who didn't give a shit
about all these conventional bourgeois trappings, huh?

271
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,610
Now it's all about weekends
away, his and her massages.

272
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:42,720
Hey, I'm just trying to find a
way to make you feel better.

273
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,330
If you're not interested in that,
just forget I said anything.

274
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Anything.

275
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:09,520
sorry, but Dr. Hamoui is booked
solid for the next two weeks.

276
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,050
His next availablea ppointment
is on the 15th.

277
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,640
Mike, where's the couch?

278
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,790
Don't worry, fellas. It's all safely in storage,

279
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and this stuff won't cost you a penny.

280
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Feel free to use it as much as you like.

281
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,450
I figured you wouldn't grab that doughnut
with these machines staring at you.

282
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:39,060
You know what? We don't need anybody
telling us how to take care of ourselves.

283
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,780
That's not why we brought you in here.

284
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,060
I'm sorry.

285
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,760
I'll have the equipment
gone by the end of the day.

286
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,650
No, the equipment can stay, Mike.

287
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:48,630
What we want to talk about is
the 20 patients out in thelobby.

288
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,550
- That was fast, right?
- What did you do?

289
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,200
It's all about creating a niche
market and then selling yourself.

290
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,780
Business 101, fellas.

291
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:02,700
Do you mind if we sit in
on one of your consults?

292
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,010
Yeah.

293
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,580
Will they be assisting in the surgery?

294
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,930
Absolutely not.

295
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,810
They're excellent surgeons, but

296
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,950
I'm the only doctor who lays
a hand on any of my patients.

297
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,530
They're just here to consult.

298
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,470
Good.

299
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,900
My friend Lindsey Thompson...

300
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,030
she said you're the best.

301
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:25,320
She said her vaginal
rejuvenation saved her marriage.

302
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,280
I remember Lindsey.

303
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,460
How many kids do you have?

304
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,660
3, all boys.

305
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,580
My youngest, Derek...

306
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,450
he was a very hard birth.

307
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:38,150
I needed two episiotomies,

308
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,920
and, well, things haven't been the same

309
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,430
down there since.

310
00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:45,900
There are thousands of women
just like you out there.

311
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,340
It's exactly why I've
stream lined my practice.

312
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,440
One procedure done right...

313
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:52,760
vaginal reconstruction.

314
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,590
It's brilliant.

315
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:59,320
Do you realize, most vaginal reconstructions
take less than 20 minutes to perform?

316
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,680
And they cost 15 grand a pop.

317
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,410
No wonder he's raking it in.

318
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,130
We can do this, Christian.

319
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,680
We're better surgeons than he is.

320
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:09,640
How often do you and your
husband have sex, mrs. Brett?

321
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,490
I understand,

322
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,540
but you don't have to be ashamed.

323
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,210
I know this is unorthodox,

324
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:24,270
but I want you to feel comfortable with me.

325
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,720
I have nothing to hide,

326
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,810
- and neither should you.
- Lindsey said you might dothis.

327
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,790
He's selling sex.

328
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,240
We can do that.

329
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:34,830
Damn straight.

330
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:37,030
I was in "Playgirl."

331
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,550
Oh, it all sounds so good, but

332
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:42,930
our insurance won't cover the procedure.

333
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,840
You think you don't deserve this.

334
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:48,210
I'm sorry, but I got to call bullshit on that one.

335
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:51,350
You just need to find a way
to reclaim your sexuality.

336
00:22:51,510 --> 00:22:55,940
Is there a better way than to make the
tool with which you express that sexuality

337
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,650
look and feel the way it did
when you were in your 20s?

338
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,010
I want you to know,

339
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,560
this isn't just another surgery to me,

340
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:09,840
and I'm not some high-school kid who
thinks that every vagina is the same.

341
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:13,880
Yours is different. It's...

342
00:23:14,830 --> 00:23:22,450
special, and I'm gonna get
to know it inside and out.

343
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,850
When's you next appointment?

344
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,920
We can't just start stealing Hamoui's clients.

345
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:29,770
We need his 10% to keep the electricity on.

346
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,160
So, we'll come to him with aplan,

347
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,490
include him in on it.

348
00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,010
Well, we're the experts.

349
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,210
He'll look like a novice next to us.

350
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,800
I'm telling you,

351
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:41,270
there are hundreds of thousands
of women who need this.

352
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:43,440
That's a lot of untapped vagina.

353
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,420
How you planning on reaching them,

354
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,900
crazy Sean's cross-country gyno tour?

355
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,970
No. Better.

356
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,310
We need to call Kimber first.

357
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,830
Christian, wake up. Hey, hey, wake up.

358
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:09,120
Jesus, it's 2:00 in themorning.

359
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:11,110
Just because you can't sleep,
doesn't mean I shouldn't.

360
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,380
It's on right now. Come on. Get up.

361
00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:16,900
Los Angeles... land of the beautiful people,

362
00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:21,320
where dreams always come
true and fantasy is reality,

363
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,400
where you're as young as you feel
when your partner is inside of you.

364
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,040
Hi, I'm Dr. McNamara of
McNamara/Troy plastic surgery.

365
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:37,090
These days, there are so many
options for male sexual gratification,

366
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,380
but fewer choices for our fairer sex.

367
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,210
I'd like to tell you about a new technique

368
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,610
we've developed called the vaginal uplift.

369
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,030
According to Masters and Johnson,

370
00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:49,520
sexual satisfaction is due
to the amount of frictional

371
00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:52,150
forces generated during intercourse.

372
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:54,320
sweetie.

373
00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:56,890
This simple out patient procedure restores

374
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,450
the architectural integrity of the vagina.

375
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,930
It takes under an hour, andin just days,

376
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:05,520
both you and your partner will be enjoying
a whole new level of sexual satisfaction.

377
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:09,680
Hi. I'm Kimber Henry, actress.

378
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:14,360
Some of you may remember me from
my work as an adult film star.

379
00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:18,230
After I retired, I gave birth to my babygirl.

380
00:25:19,070 --> 00:25:21,860
I was having trouble reaching orgasm.

381
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,990
That's when I decided to go see
the doctors at McNamara/Troy.

382
00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,920
Tell us what you don't like about your vagina.

383
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,800
They were respectful, relaxed,
and informative.

384
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,160
They asked me to tell them exactly

385
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:39,550
what I was hoping for and
how I wanted to look and feel.

386
00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:46,930
Mm, and the exam was gentle and discreet.

387
00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:51,590
If you call and book your
consult in the next half-hour,

388
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:55,710
we are offering a 6-installment
fee, payable over the next year.

389
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,760
But don't take it from us.

390
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:01,450
Listen to some of our satisfied customers.

391
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,960
I felt a lot of shame when
my significant other told me

392
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:07,180
that my vagina reminded him
of a roast beef sandwich,

393
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:09,000
but sincemy vaginal uplift,

394
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,280
I feel more attractive and more confident,

395
00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:14,950
and the bonus is no pesky incontinence
when I swing that golf club.

396
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,180
I feel like a 20-year-old
on the green again.

397
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,810
You guys are great.

398
00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:20,450
Yes!

399
00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,940
Yeah. That's the way to go.

400
00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:25,160
- Right?
-  Yes!

401
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:26,710
It's a winner.

402
00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:28,470
Well done.

403
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,180
Ok. Did you brush your teeth?

404
00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:36,530
Did you get all that nasty cotton
candy out of your mouth, huh?

405
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:37,910
Let's see.

406
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,600
Oh, my goodness, have you ever seen
cleaner teeth in your whole life?

407
00:26:41,780 --> 00:26:43,020
No.

408
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,460
Nighty-night, sweetie.

409
00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,040
Can we go to the zoo nextweek?

410
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,000
Of course you can.

411
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,750
Aunt Lizzie is your buddy, right?

412
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,150
Right.

413
00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,560
Right.

414
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,740
I love you, auntie Liz.

415
00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,350
I love you, sweetheart.

416
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,550
Ok. You go to sleep.

417
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,460
Love you.

418
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:13,580
You sure you have to leave sosoon?

419
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,830
I made your favorite... mushroom risotto.

420
00:27:16,990 --> 00:27:20,150
- I thought maybe you could...
- I lied about liking your risotto.

421
00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,860
It tastes like gruel.

422
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:26,440
Oh, well, maybe you could stay for a drink.

423
00:27:26,650 --> 00:27:27,720
Oh, come on, Lizzie. It's us.

424
00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:29,210
Don't you dare use that word.

425
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,840
Why? There's always gonna bean us.

426
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,660
If there's one thing I've learned
about life, it's that it's fragile.

427
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:40,140
Relationships like ours
are rare, weird but rare.

428
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,400
I don't want to lose you.

429
00:27:42,590 --> 00:27:44,330
Neither does Wilbur.

430
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:50,120
Come on. Let's take the boxing gloves
off just for a minute for his sake.

431
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:54,270
I got a 1995 Chateau Mandeville.

432
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,610
Is it expensive?

433
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,600
This is a $400 bottle of wine, sweet thing.

434
00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:58,920
Well, then I'll take half of it.

435
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,130
Oh. That's what I've always loved about you.

436
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,410
Is it?

437
00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:06,050
Is that what you loved
about me, my sense of humor?

438
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:08,830
Because it's been a long time
since I laughed about anything.

439
00:28:08,970 --> 00:28:11,500
You've pretty much wrung
all the joy out of me.

440
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,780
Tell me what I can do to make it up to you.

441
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,260
You're gonna make it up to me, all right.

442
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,620
That's why I hired roger.

443
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,970
I'm not talking about money.

444
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,740
That lawyer you hired, he's scum.

445
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,270
You really think that cleaning me
out is gonna make you feel any better?

446
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,270
Yes. I do, and you know why?

447
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:41,120
Because you can't keep treating
people like toilet paper.

448
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,370
You can't keep wiping your ass with them

449
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:45,620
and flushing them like they're disposable.

450
00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:48,510
I used to have such scorn for
those women who fell all over you.

451
00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:53,410
I thought they were all empty-headed
bimbos, the way they'd cry over you,

452
00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:56,570
but, you know, I see them differently
now because I became one of them,

453
00:28:56,730 --> 00:29:00,040
and I am gonna stand up
on behalf of all of us

454
00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:04,080
because I am not gonna
let it be so easy for you.

455
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,940
I am not gonna allow
you to break my heart and

456
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,280
- then not suffer the consequences.
- Oh, stop being such a drama queen.

457
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,700
I mean, serious, your heart is gonna be fine.

458
00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:14,340
Your dance card is gonna
be twice as full now

459
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,670
you've discovered the joys of
dick. I mean, let's face it.

460
00:29:17,810 --> 00:29:21,810
-  Face what?
-  Face the fact that yours truly here, ok,

461
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,860
I found your g-spot.

462
00:29:26,110 --> 00:29:27,370
What the hell are you doing with it?

463
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,340
I'm wasting your money, Christian.

464
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:33,880
And to think I was such an idiot that I
felt bad coming over here, wringing you dry.

465
00:29:34,070 --> 00:29:35,750
Lizzie, come on. Just calm down.

466
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,870
You know what'll calm me down?

467
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,160
A boat, yours.

468
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,490
Don't you even think about it.

469
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:43,450
Oh, you can kiss that goodbye,

470
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,540
and when you're sitting here and
you're cutting out your little coupons,

471
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:48,680
I want you to think of me partying

472
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:52,400
on my hot, floating dyke bar...

473
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,640
the Lesboat.

474
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,850
Once we saw your infomercial on tv,

475
00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:04,540
we had to come in.

476
00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:08,880
Yeah. Mrs. Hoberman, tell me what
you don't like about your vagina.

477
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,180
Her vagina is fine.

478
00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:12,290
It's better than that.

479
00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:15,040
We'rehere for don.

480
00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:18,010
Yeah. I want one of those 6-pack surgeries.

481
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:21,430
Well, the surgical term
is abdominal etching, but...

482
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:24,320
Our infomercial was about
vaginal rejuvenation.

483
00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,530
No. I know, but you know the scene

484
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,050
where you're playing volleyball
with the other guy, Dr. Hamoui?

485
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,120
Yeah. Well, seeing you two
with your shirts off next to him

486
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,390
made me realize how much I let myself go.

487
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:38,350
What?

488
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,720
I'm changing locks by tomorrow, right?

489
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,900
You either pay your share
of the rent by sundown,

490
00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:44,530
or you can sleep on the beach
with all the other freaks.

491
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,890
What can I get you?

492
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:10,670
Small or large, Marcel?

493
00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:20,730
It's $1. 08.

494
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,200
You need 8 more cents.

495
00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:36,630
No money, no coffee.

496
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,610
This ain't a charity.

497
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,830
You can't pay, go someplace else.

498
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:43,090
Leave before I call a cop.

499
00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,590
Let go, you freak.

500
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,020
Now you're gonna pay for that.

501
00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:09,020
Ok, ok. You can have your dollar back, ok?

502
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,850
Ok, ok. Ok.

503
00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:19,240
Here.

504
00:34:41,650 --> 00:34:43,930
Dr. Troy, you do realize that your being here

505
00:34:44,070 --> 00:34:49,210
places me inviolation of the legal
code of professional responsibility.

506
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,970
You recognize my cologne.

507
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,760
Just give me 5 minutes of your time,

508
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,240
and if you don't like my proposition,

509
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,630
you never saw me.

510
00:35:04,130 --> 00:35:06,080
all right. You have 5 minutes.

511
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:14,480
I'll give you 250 grand

512
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,290
now and another 250 if you convince

513
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,230
Liz cruz to drop the case.

514
00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:23,570
Dr. Troy, this is a breach of ethics.

515
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,300
It is against everything that I stand for.

516
00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:31,420
Besides, it would take
more than a tawdry bribe to

517
00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:35,220
get me to jeopardize a
lifetime of legal practice.

518
00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:40,510
How much, then?

519
00:35:40,510 --> 00:35:42,530
Take off your pants.

520
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,610
Excuse me?

521
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,710
My secretary tells me you're an adonis.

522
00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:50,610
I'd like to know what an adonis
sounds like when he jerks off.

523
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,260
I'm sorry. What?

524
00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:53,540
Masturbate.

525
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,220
Pleasure yourself in front of me,

526
00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:59,320
describing to me exactly what
you're doing stroke by stroke.

527
00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:03,920
Once you bring yourself to
climax, I will accept your offer,

528
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:08,360
and I wil lconvince Mrs. Troy
that we cannot win the case.

529
00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:13,110
Gee, what about your ethics code?

530
00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:17,050
I don't think that this is
covered in the aba handbook.

531
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:22,090
Besides, I can always
claim that I never saw you.

532
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,200
So, you're a pervert.

533
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:28,740
Dr. Troy, your proposition requires

534
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,540
that I compromise myself on your behalf.

535
00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:34,120
This is simply quid pro quo.

536
00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,860
- Your 5 minutes are up.
- Wait, wait, wait. No, no. Wait. Just, uh

537
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,530
Ok.

538
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,260
There. Pants are off.

539
00:36:57,530 --> 00:36:58,760
Lair.

540
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,090
Don't worry. No one can
see through the windows.

541
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,910
Whatever.

542
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,450
That's better.

543
00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:26,580
Touch your dick, Dr. Troy,
and describe it to me.

544
00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,790
Feels great. It's very hard.

545
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:30,650
We're not in a courtroom now, Dr. Troy.

546
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,270
I want more than just the facts.

547
00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:36,870
Paint me a picture, how your
hand feels as you touch it.

548
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:39,810
Take off your briefs. Let yourself breathe.

549
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,680
This is ridiculous.

550
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,170
I'll see you in court.

551
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,010
Good luck.

552
00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:54,110
You know, I did lose a case once...

553
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:54,910
Yeah.

554
00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:58,330
But unlike you, I wasn't able
to make him take his pants off.

555
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,610
That's when I knew he had me.

556
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,460
Let's look at the bright side, partner.

557
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,130
At least Mr. Hoberman's 6-pack
will bring in some income.

558
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,470
And maybe Christian can take his
share and get a gym membership.

559
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,820
You got to do something
about that gut there, tubby.

560
00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,840
Liz, that's enough.

561
00:38:19,970 --> 00:38:21,100
I know, and isn't it great?

562
00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:24,190
Because I can say whatever I
want to, and he can't fire me.

563
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,820
You know, Sean, I'm thinking
we're done with hoberman here.

564
00:38:27,010 --> 00:38:30,260
We should turn our fat-sucking
wand onto Liz's huge ass.

565
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,760
All right. Enough!

566
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,750
Has it occurred to either of you the
effect you're having on Switzerland here?

567
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:38,540
I stay up late nights trying to figure
out a way to help you two make amends.

568
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,620
Deal with your hurt feelings and
grow up. I'm sick of this shit.

569
00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:48,650
Ok. I am so sorry, Sean,

570
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,980
but from a medical viewpoint,

571
00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:57,250
this looks more like lumpy oatmeal
than it does a body by jake.

572
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,510
Dr. Hamoui,

573
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:03,850
could you come here and help
out Sean and Christian, please?

574
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,940
Hey, you guys got a patient
of your own. That's awesome.

575
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,810
How may I be ofservice?

576
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:15,000
Could you please just lift
up your shirt and show them

577
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,830
what the end result is
supposed to look like?

578
00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:19,800
- Oh.
- Thank you.

579
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:25,300
It was in that moment that
Sean and Christian realized

580
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,130
they had lost the greatest
luxury of them all,

581
00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:31,230
something more important
to them than money...

582
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:32,280
their youth.

583
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:33,290
Give me a 20 blade.

584
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,080
What for?

585
00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:35,790
I want to cut Liz's tongue out.

586
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,400
Ok. Here it is...

587
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,990
aunt dottie's famous garbage salad.

588
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:45,880
I hope aunt Dottie's garbage didn't
include coffee grounds and sour milk.

589
00:39:46,290 --> 00:39:48,020
No. Garbage salad

590
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,630
is whatever is still good in your fridge plus

591
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,540
fresh lettuce, hard-boiled egg,
and a special lemonade dressing.

592
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,120
Mm, this is really good.

593
00:39:58,410 --> 00:39:59,770
I'm not kidding.

594
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:02,720
It's as good as a $50 lobster in my book.

595
00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:05,890
I don't know what I was thinking,

596
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,010
all my obsessing on

597
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:14,660
expensive resorts and honeymoon suites.

598
00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:21,290
I would rather be here
eating garbage salad

599
00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:26,280
with you on your balcony
than anything else.

600
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:40,840
You know, I was thinking about Christian,

601
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:45,100
his little legal nightmare with Liz,

602
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:53,320
and I don't mean to
get ahead of anything

603
00:40:54,120 --> 00:41:04,440
but I want you to know
I would sign a prenup.

604
00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:07,010
I don't want your money.

605
00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:10,570
I just want you.

606
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,240
Well, I would never ask that of you.

607
00:41:14,690 --> 00:41:17,240
Hey, we're in this for love, you and me.

608
00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,580
Christian and Liz had some unusual
issues going into their marriage.

609
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,300
Could you see us spending our lives together?

610
00:41:28,490 --> 00:41:30,320
I could.

611
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:41,140
Sean McNamara, will you marry me?

612
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:47,790
Yes. I will.

613
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:02,930
While some more optimistic analysts predict

614
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,470
that the downturn is finally ending,

615
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:09,310
this financial voice of authority
believes it will be a long time

616
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,850
before Americans can sleep soundly again.

617
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:14,480
Dr. Mcnamara, I know
what I want for breakfast.

618
00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,640
Sean?

619
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:22,370
Sean?

620
00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:27,690
Sean?

621
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:33,130
Sean, wake up, Sean.

622
00:43:33,830 --> 00:43:34,900
Ok.

623
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,420
Christian!

624
00:43:36,670 --> 00:43:37,640
Christian!

625
00:43:37,810 --> 00:43:38,910
Christian, get up!

626
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,170
Christian!

 

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