Épisode Objectum sexualité S05E21 - Nip/Tuck Saison 5

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Dans les épisodes précédents.

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Mme Caldarello,

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nous réussissons très bien
les reconstructions des lèvres

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en prélevant sur les plis labiaux.

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Et quand mon mari m'embrassera ?

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Si jamais il l'apprend,
il ne m'embrassera jamais plus.

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La joie secrète de savoir
que c'est la première fois

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que ces lèvres-là
seront embrassées ?

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Faites-le.

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Greffez ma chatte sur mes lèvres.

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- Si je peux me permettre, Theodora.
- Appellez-moi, Teddy.

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- On dirait que vous m'interrogez.
- C'est le cas.

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Autre chose
que vous trouvez intéressant ?

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La tumeur s'est développée
sur les ganglions lymphatiques.

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- Combien de temps ?
- 6 mois.

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Veux-tu m'épouser ?

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Ça donne quoi ? Y a des mites ?

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Un instant. Je vais l'enfiler.

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Tout va bien, Zébulon ?

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Je la garde depuis mon mariage
avec ton père.

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Non, ça va.

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J'ai besoin d'intimité.

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S'il vous plaît.

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D'accord.

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Zébulon. Vous l'appelez comme ça ?

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Depuis l'âge de 2 ans,
je ne l'ai jamais vue inactive.

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Réarranger sa chambre,

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ranger l'argenterie.
Une petite fille très studieuse.

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Je l'ai encouragée. Je lui ai dit,
tu y mets de la volonté,

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travaille dur, et tu auras
ce que tu veux dans la vie.

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Soyons honnêtes. Elle n'aurait rien eu
avec son physique.

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Je peux vous offrir à boire,
Mariela ? Soda, eau ?

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S'il vous plaît. Appelez-moi "Ma".

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Patron, doble.

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C'est la fête, n'est-ce pas ?

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Ma fille va se marier.

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- À un homme, en plus !
- Personne n'est parfait.

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Ma fille si... enfin presque.

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Pourquoi épousez-vous ma fille ?

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Le sexe.

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Il n'y a pas si longtemps, c'était
une lesbienne portant de la flanelle,

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ayant du mal à trouver quelqu'un.

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C'est quoi la vérité ?

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La vérité est que je devrais
vous porter un toast

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pour m'avoir donné
une si belle femme.

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À la famille.

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Vous êtes homo ?

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C'est un arrangement
entre gens de votre genre ?

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Vous touchez des allocations ?

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Vous pouvez venir, s'il vous plaît ?

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Tu peux...
tu peux m'aider pour fermer ça ?

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Tu vas devoir l'ouvrir un peu.

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Je ne peux pas. C'est vintage.
C'est "en l'état."

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Ça ne va pas le faire.

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Pourquoi on achète pas une autre robe
et on commence une nouvelle tradition ?

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Non. Tu ne comprends pas.

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Aussi loin que je me rappelle,

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ma maman voulait que je porte
cette robe à mon mariage.

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Puis j'ai fait mon coming out,
on pensait que ça n'arriverait jamais.

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Un mariage classique ?

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À l'église ?

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Dans la robe de maman ?

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C'est très important pour moi.

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- T'es sûre que c'est à cause de ça ?
- Zébulon.

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Tu sais très bien,

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que ça porte malheur que le marié voit
la robe avant la cérémonie.

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Maman. La robe ne me va pas.

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Mira. C'est la faute à tes lolos.

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Tu as toujours été déséquilibrée.

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Mesdames, il est temps
d'acheter une robe.

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Si je ne peux pas mettre la robe,

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alors je vais réduire ma poitrine.

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Je l'ai toujours voulu,
maintenant je dois.

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Prévois-moi une réduction mammaire.

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Sous-titres :
Funi

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Sous-titres :
moochie

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Sous-titres :
guig

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Sous-titres :
Breys

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Sous-titres :
Hutch

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{pos(192,240)}{fad(600,800)}Sous-titres :
_/Yellow Sub\_ [1.00]

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{pos(192,240)}{fad(600,800)}Saison 5 Épisode 21
Allegra Calderello

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Je suis légèrement surpris.

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Et moi vraiment.

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{pos(192,220)}Dites-nous ce que vous n'aimez pas
chez nous Mme Caldarello.

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Ses nichons, son cul,
et sa fraise sous le menton,

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et peut-être atténuer
ses valises sous les yeux.

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La seule chose que vous n'avez pas
à toucher, ce sont mes lèvres.

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Pas ces beautés.

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{a1}Vous avez fait
un excellent boulot dessus.

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C'est pourquoi on est venu de loin.

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{pos(192,240)}C'est très flatteur, Mme Caldarello.

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Je ne vous croyais pas
du type à tout refaire.

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On remarque à peine les dégâts
de votre four sur vous.

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{pos(192,240)}On a fait du bon boulot je dois dire.
On ne devine pas

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{pos(192,240)}- que la peau vient de vos...
- Seins.

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{pos(192,240)}Du tout.

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{pos(192,240)}Dans des circonstances normales,
Allegra aurait pu

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{pos(192,240)}subir les effets de la gravité,

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mais elle devra se remettre
sur le marché.

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J'ai un cancer de la prostate.

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Les médecins sont pessimistes.

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J'ai toujours pensé

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qu'à ma mort, elle serait à l'abri,

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- financièrement parlant.
- Ça va aller, Manny.

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Je peux travailler.

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Dans quoi, ma chérie ?

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Avec un peu de chance
et pas mal de chirurgie,

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elle trouvera quelqu'un.

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{pos(192,240)}Il s'occupera d'elle,

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{pos(192,240)}pour qu'elle vive
comme elle a toujours vécu.

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Ces lèvres...

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elles vont me manquer à un point.

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Où sont les cabinets ?

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Je passe mes journées à pisser,
la faute au C.

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Au fait,

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j'ai vu cette série
dans laquelle vous avez joué.

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Je n'ai pas apprécié le personnage
que vous avez créé sur moi.

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Celui appelé...

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- Je n'ose pas.
- "Lèvres de chatte".

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Celui-là même.

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Et la partie
sur les abus paternels ?

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- Mme Caldarello...
- Comment avez-vous su ?

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{a1}Je suis navré pour votre mari.

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{a1}Je connais votre dévotion mutuelle.

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{a1}Je n'imagine pas vivre sans lui.

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Coucou la future mariée.

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- Pourquoi ce ton si enjoué ?
- Je transmets un peu de bonne humeur.

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Juste un peu de bonne humeur.

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Faut bien compenser

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puisque tu me hais et que tu penses
que je t'ai piqué ton job.

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On va avoir
une petite discussion de filles.

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Le fait est

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que je veux passer le plus de temps
possible avec Christian et Wilber.

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Mais si je reste à la maison,
ils vont me rendre folle.

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Je pense qu'on devrait
se partager le boulot.

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C'est génial.

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Je suis complètement d'accord.

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On peut donc être amies.

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C'est vraiment plus facile.

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- Je dois te demander.
- Je sais. Je sais.

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Maintenant, je suis... voyons.

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Je ne prends pas d'antidépresseurs.

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Pas de problème de diabète,

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pas d'allergie médicamenteuse,
pas d'hypertension.

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Je suis prête pour mon opération,
Mme Demille.

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Ça peut aider. Merci.

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Je voulais seulement
savoir ce que ça fait.

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Être d'un côté pour,
d'un coup, se faire chevaucher.

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Ce n'est pas bizarre ?

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T'es plus intéressée par les filles ?
Je suis curieuse.

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Bicurieuse ?

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Je ne voudrais pas être déplacée.

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J'ai juste du mal à garder
ma deuxième nature sous contrôle.

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Avoir des secrets, c'est dur,

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douloureux.

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Tu ne crois pas ?

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Comment va Liz ?

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Ses bouteilles de lait ont perdu 1 L,
à part ça, elle va bien.

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Je dirais un demi.
Elle n'a pas demandé un bon "C" ?

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Elle veut rentrer dans la putain
de vilaine robe de sa mère.

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Un "D" ira.

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Ça a pas commencé
par un mal au dos ?

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On fait d'une pierre,
une belle paire.

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Où tu vas ? Allez, reste.
C'est historique ici.

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C'est...

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ma dernière opération.

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Plus de lipos
sur de grosses divorcées,

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ou des rhinoplasties
sur des juives introverties.

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Je suis libre, baby.

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Je vais en Italie avec Liz et le gosse.
On va s'éclater la panse.

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On s'en branle si je grossis.

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Pourquoi tu me regardes comme ça ?

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Écoute, je dois l'accepter,
et toi aussi.

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C'est pourquoi je vais
me chercher un remplaçant.

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Qui te dit que j'en veux un ?

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Tu crois que t'arriveras
à gérer tout seul ?

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Ce bloc tourne 70 heures par semaine,
j'en possède la moitié,

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ce qui veut dire qu'à ma mort,

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cet argent ira à Liz et au gosse.

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Je veux pas qu'ils soient délaissés
parce que tu es désespéré.

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On s'en occupera d'eux.

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Tu le sais.

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Même si je dois dépenser
mon propre argent.

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Je trouve que c'est un peu morbide
de te chercher un remplaçant maintenant.

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Sean, je fais de mon mieux
pour que tout se passe bien.

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C'est pas facile de savoir que
ta vie entière va continuer sans toi.

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Je veux que le gars qui sera
dans la salle de lavage tous les jours

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sera là parce que je l'ai voulu.

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Je ne peux pas te remplacer,
Christian.

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Personne n'est irremplaçable.

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Même moi.

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Tu peux m'appeler
quand elle se réveillera ?

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Tu vas devoir
le laisser partir, Sean.

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Il va mourir

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et pas dans le sens métaphysique
"on meurt tous un jour".

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Il sera un fantôme avant Halloween.

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La vie évolue.
Tu peux soit surfer sur la vague,

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soit t'exploser contre les rochers.

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C'est facile à dire.
C'est mon frère.

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Diplômé de l'UCLA avec mention,
externat à Cedars-Sinai,

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internat au Joseph Still
Burn Center à Augusta,

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a publié dans le NJM.

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- Vos références parlent d'elles-mêmes.
- C'est encourageant.

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Si je recherchais un prix Nobel.

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Ça fait 20 ans que je travaille
avec mon associé.

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On a pratiqué plus
de 6 000 opérations,

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j'étais témoin à son mariage,
et on a un fils ensemble.

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On ne veut pas de quelqu'un
qui vient juste jouer au docteur.

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Sa personnalité doit coller.

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Quelqu'un qui souhaite

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s'investir émotionnellement
dans l'aventure.

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Ce n'est pas du tout moi, ça.

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Je fais juste ce boulot
pour l'argent et les filles.

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- Marié ?
- J'y crois pas.

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- Enfants ?
- Non. Mais peut-être un jour...

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- Et votre vie amoureuse ?
- Souvent, mais que des super canons.

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- Des jumelles ?
- Des sœurs, mais pas jumelles.

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- Seins ou fesses ?
- Pourquoi choisir ?

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- New York ou Vegas ?
- NY c'est Vegas pour les gens de goût.

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Vous avez bon goût.
Je vous accorde ça.

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Tout comme vous, Dr Troy.

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00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:55,891
Cette pièce, par exemple,
est tip-top.

223
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,232
Ce fauteuil,

224
00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:58,830
Milo Baughman.

225
00:14:00,128 --> 00:14:02,120
Velours céladon chagrin.

226
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,217
Ce canapé,

227
00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:07,042
la couleur, tweed rétro.

228
00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:11,447
La palette de couleur
de cette pièce est... inspirée.

229
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,418
Vous devriez appeler ma décoratrice.

230
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,725
Et lui lécher ses bottes à elle.

231
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:22,189
Désolé. Je me suis laissé emporter.

232
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:23,909
Ma mère travaillait là-dedans.

233
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,958
J'ai grandi dans ce monde.

234
00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:33,208
Une patiente veut un lifting frontal
temporal. Comment procédez-vous ?

235
00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:35,570
- Quel âge ?
- La cinquantaine.

236
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,996
Je préconiserais
un lifting endoscopique.

237
00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:39,596
En utilisant le laser,

238
00:14:39,721 --> 00:14:41,747
les résultats sont
presque identiques.

239
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:44,907
La patiente raconte à ses amies
comme elle a vite guéri,

240
00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:47,578
et ça entraine
d'autres boulots identiques.

241
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:52,063
Je ne veux pas de ça.

242
00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:55,277
Je l'embauche pour ensuite découvrir
que tu l'aimes pas ?

243
00:14:55,402 --> 00:14:57,829
Je l'aimerai pas, même s'il est bon.
C'est pas toi.

244
00:14:57,954 --> 00:15:00,600
Non, mais le meilleur candidat
jusqu'à présent.

245
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,282
Je me disais qu'il pourrait
te faire sortir de...

246
00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:06,072
ta solitude de temps en temps.
Tu en auras besoin.

247
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,577
- Ne dis pas ça.
- On revient au mariage, OK ?

248
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,346
J'ai avant tout besoin de temps libre
pour m'en occuper.

249
00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:12,982
Qui a choisi cette table ?

250
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:14,692
C'est le top du top.

251
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,096
Doubles roulettes pivotantes,

252
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,571
pieds forgés.

253
00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:20,266
Superbe design.

254
00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:22,909
Sean a mis des semaines
à la dénicher.

255
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:26,287
- Il lui fallait ce qu'il y a de mieux.
- Je suis impressionné.

256
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:29,248
En travaillant avec les meilleurs,
on ne se trompe jamais.

257
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,837
On dirait que je vais avoir
du boulot pour te remplacer !

258
00:15:33,627 --> 00:15:35,394
Très bien. Je pense

259
00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:38,605
que je vais vous laisser
faire connaissance.

260
00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:47,926
Il semblerait que vous ayez fait
un transfert labial sur la patiente.

261
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:49,852
Il y a 3 ans de ça.

262
00:15:50,364 --> 00:15:51,643
Très bon boulot.

263
00:15:51,921 --> 00:15:54,457
Pas étonnant qu'elle soit revenue
vous voir pour le refaire.

264
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:57,001
- Merci, docteur.
- J'espère qu'un jour

265
00:15:57,126 --> 00:16:00,321
- vous direz de même de moi.
- Allez, c'est parti.

266
00:16:32,688 --> 00:16:35,522
- Qu'en pensez-vous ?
- Beau boulot, docteur.

267
00:16:36,686 --> 00:16:38,484
Allez, un peu de lipo maintenant.

268
00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:02,758
Un verre après le boulot ?

269
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,887
Ça me dit, mais je dois trouver où
enterrer la vie de garçon de Christian.

270
00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:10,391
Je peux vous accompagner ?
Un autre avis ne fait jamais de mal.

271
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:12,524
Bien sûr.

272
00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:53,197
Alors, c'est ça l'endroit préféré
de Christian ?

273
00:17:53,468 --> 00:17:54,468
Pas mal.

274
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,905
Vous pensiez à quoi ?

275
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,730
10 à 15 filles pour la nuit,
dans la "salle Champagne" ?

276
00:18:25,213 --> 00:18:27,463
- Ce serait sympa.
- Ouais, sympa.

277
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:29,738
- J'ai dit quelque chose de mal ?
- Non, tout ce truc est mal.

278
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:33,588
Christian m'emmenait toujours ici

279
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:36,663
pour décompresser
après une opération difficile.

280
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:39,307
Bien sûr, il ne payait pas les danses.

281
00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:42,938
- Ça n'a plus aucun sens.
- C'est un enterrement de vie de garçon.

282
00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:44,446
Pas seulement.

283
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,533
Il ne fait pas que se marier.
Il me quitte,

284
00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:51,941
après avoir travaillé
20 ans ensemble.

285
00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:54,959
D'un coup, je n'ai plus d'associé.

286
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:02,162
Vous êtes un bon ami, Sean.
Je ne remplacerai jamais Christian.

287
00:20:03,047 --> 00:20:06,558
Mais si vous me laissez une chance,
on pourrait faire une bonne équipe.

288
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,283
Ça n'a rien de personnel.

289
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:17,077
Maintenant que vous le dites, vaudrait
mieux ne pas faire ça dans ce taudis.

290
00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:18,511
C'est grotesque.

291
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:21,040
- Les filles sont pas mal.
- Elles sont superbes.

292
00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:24,015
Mais le capitonnage de ce canapé
est tout défraîchi,

293
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,011
il y a des taches de bouffe
sur le tapis.

294
00:20:26,136 --> 00:20:27,855
Et vaut mieux pas savoir
ce qu'on verrait

295
00:20:28,256 --> 00:20:31,926
en passant une lumière noire
sur les fauteuils de la salle VIP.

296
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,801
Vous avez faim ?
Je connais un super resto.

297
00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:38,140
C'est pas très loin,
et c'est décoré avec goût.

298
00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:40,678
Ça marche.

299
00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:47,942
Le vilain petit canard
a vraiment de la chance

300
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:52,321
d'avoir trouvé le prince charmant
qui le transformera en cygne.

301
00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:53,775
Aïe. Ça fait mal.

302
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:57,117
Ils vont être un peu sensibles.
Pas de caresses pendant une semaine.

303
00:20:58,313 --> 00:21:00,663
T'en fais pas. Tu vas apprécier
de le faire en levrette.

304
00:21:00,924 --> 00:21:03,145
Christian, ma mère t'entend !

305
00:21:03,635 --> 00:21:05,417
Ça fait plaisir à entendre.

306
00:21:05,679 --> 00:21:08,761
Il n'y a jamais rien de mal
entre un homme et une femme.

307
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,411
Et c'est parti.
Des larmes parfaites.

308
00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:24,086
On dirait des pastèques.

309
00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:27,481
Pourquoi avoir changé d'avis ?

310
00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:30,901
Je les ai réduits pour t'éviter
des problèmes de dos en vieillissant.

311
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:33,937
Concernant tes plus beaux atouts,

312
00:21:34,062 --> 00:21:36,991
j'ai pris une décision qui sera
bénéfique pour tous les deux.

313
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,375
Vous n'êtes pas encore mariés
que vous lui mentez déjà.

314
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:49,086
Vous avez eu tort
de prendre cette décision.

315
00:21:49,347 --> 00:21:51,544
Le corps de ma fille lui appartient.

316
00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:53,730
- Ton corps...
- Arrête.

317
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,243
S'il te plaît.

318
00:21:57,414 --> 00:22:00,139
Christian, mon corps m'appartient.

319
00:22:11,074 --> 00:22:14,941
Alors, dis à ton corps de mettre ça
au lieu de ce vieux truc tout mité.

320
00:22:21,662 --> 00:22:24,656
Mon Dieu, c'est divin !

321
00:22:24,890 --> 00:22:28,464
- Pardon, maman. Mon Dieu, c'est divin.
- C'est pas toi.

322
00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,380
Mais tu veux que tout le monde sache
à quel point tu es riche et sexy ?

323
00:22:33,814 --> 00:22:36,072
Ou tu préfères dire oui

324
00:22:36,679 --> 00:22:40,642
en suivant la tradition familiale
héritée de mère en fille ?

325
00:22:53,159 --> 00:22:54,068
Où vas-tu ?

326
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,213
Je vais appeler ta grand-mère
pour lui annoncer.

327
00:22:57,338 --> 00:23:00,936
Dios mio. Me va matar.
Elle va me tuer.

328
00:23:01,061 --> 00:23:03,452
Apprécie ton mariage,
avec ma mort sur la conscience.

329
00:23:08,857 --> 00:23:12,702
- La femme de Wilber pourrait...
- Arrête ou je change d'avis.

330
00:23:24,453 --> 00:23:25,734
Voilà la clé ?

331
00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:27,750
Faites comme chez vous.

332
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,700
- Merci.
- De rien.

333
00:25:34,674 --> 00:25:37,501
Si seulement il ne prenait
pas ton bureau si tôt.

334
00:25:37,626 --> 00:25:39,477
Je n'en ai plus besoin.

335
00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:42,249
Et il adore vraiment ma déco.

336
00:26:02,403 --> 00:26:05,309
- C'est gênant.
- Vous branliez quoi, putain ?

337
00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:07,772
- Vous vous masturbiez ?
- On pourrait le croire.

338
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,072
On dirait que vous baisiez
une femme invisible.

339
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:13,110
- Pas de femme invisible.
- Vous baisiez le canapé ?

340
00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:16,451
Messieurs, je suis très gêné.

341
00:26:17,884 --> 00:26:20,434
Laissez-moi m'excuser
et vous expliquer.

342
00:26:22,007 --> 00:26:25,665
- Je souffre d'objectum-sexualité.
- C'est quoi ? Se taper un canapé ?

343
00:26:25,957 --> 00:26:27,875
Ce n'est pas très connu.

344
00:26:28,409 --> 00:26:29,979
C'est mal compris.

345
00:26:31,109 --> 00:26:32,468
Mais ça existe.

346
00:26:33,189 --> 00:26:36,212
Ceux qui en souffrent peuvent

347
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:40,889
entretenir une
relation forte avec...

348
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,725
des objets. C'est lié à l'animisme.

349
00:26:48,325 --> 00:26:49,402
Attendez.

350
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:54,110
Vous pensez que les objets
peuvent ressentir des choses ?

351
00:26:54,402 --> 00:26:56,529
Ils ont des sentiments, comme nous.

352
00:26:57,271 --> 00:26:58,918
Ils peuvent communiquer,

353
00:26:59,907 --> 00:27:01,020
et même aimer.

354
00:27:01,145 --> 00:27:03,703
Toutes ces conneries sur les relations,
vous parliez

355
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,663
de baiser un modèle d'expo
chez IKEA.

356
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,175
J'ai des relations normales
avec des femmes.

357
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,540
Mais elles
ne me satisfont pas autant.

358
00:27:11,081 --> 00:27:14,505
Les relations avec des voitures, des
bateaux, des maisons sont courantes.

359
00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:17,472
Mais moi, je n'ai jamais mis ma bite
dans un tuyau d'échappement.

360
00:27:17,634 --> 00:27:19,419
J'essaye de réprimer mon désir.

361
00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:21,793
Je me croyais incapable

362
00:27:22,631 --> 00:27:25,641
de trouver un meuble si attirant.

363
00:27:27,429 --> 00:27:29,468
Mais je ne peux résister

364
00:27:31,601 --> 00:27:33,429
à un meuble si bien construit.

365
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:39,418
J'ai toujours été attiré par
la perfection sous toutes ses formes.

366
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,744
Vous êtes chirurgiens esthétiques,
vous me comprenez, non ?

367
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,332
Dégagez.

368
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:50,583
Dégagez !

369
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,866
La prochaine fois, je ferai
plus de recherches.

370
00:28:23,074 --> 00:28:25,734
Vous guérissez bien.
Qu'en pensez-vous ?

371
00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:28,484
Vous êtes très doué, Dr Mcnamara,

372
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:32,574
mais il va me falloir du temps
pour m'y faire.

373
00:28:33,269 --> 00:28:35,767
Ils perdront du volume
en désenflant.

374
00:28:35,892 --> 00:28:38,207
Non. La taille me plaît.

375
00:28:38,649 --> 00:28:41,274
Mais je suis très timide.

376
00:28:41,738 --> 00:28:45,038
Je n'ai pas l'habitude
de m'exhiber comme ça.

377
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,594
Voilà mon bébé.

378
00:28:48,104 --> 00:28:49,862
Je te l'avais pas dit, Tito ?

379
00:28:49,987 --> 00:28:52,353
La réincarnation
de Gina Lollobrigida,

380
00:28:52,644 --> 00:28:54,945
et elle n'est même pas encore
complètement rétablie.

381
00:28:55,245 --> 00:28:56,482
Bonjour, Allegra.

382
00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:59,110
Qu'est-ce qu'il fait là, Manny ?

383
00:28:59,402 --> 00:29:01,409
Il a insisté pour venir
te voir à l'hôpital.

384
00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:03,948
Quel homme, hein ?

385
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,731
Désolé, Dr McNamara, voici Tito.

386
00:29:08,285 --> 00:29:10,668
Notre boucher de Coconut Grove.

387
00:29:18,177 --> 00:29:21,674
Mon meilleur morceau de bœuf.
Je sais que vous l'adorez.

388
00:29:22,046 --> 00:29:26,009
Vous auriez dû voir la tête
du douanier à l'aéroport.

389
00:29:26,638 --> 00:29:28,139
Désolé, M. Caldarello, mais

390
00:29:28,431 --> 00:29:32,226
- seule la famille a droit aux visites.
- Mais Tito fait partie de la famille.

391
00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:36,188
Du moins, après ma mort,
quand il aura épousé Allegra.

392
00:29:37,491 --> 00:29:38,315
Lui ?

393
00:29:40,175 --> 00:29:42,095
Tu ne trouveras pas mieux.

394
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:45,656
Sa boucherie marche bien.
Il est veuf,

395
00:29:45,949 --> 00:29:48,283
et sa petite fille, Connie,

396
00:29:48,576 --> 00:29:49,994
attend des jumeaux.

397
00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:52,502
Je sais que tu rêvais
d'avoir des petits-enfants.

398
00:29:52,664 --> 00:29:54,623
Vous ne pouvez pas choisir
son second mari.

399
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:56,709
On n'avait jamais décidé ça, Manny.

400
00:29:57,026 --> 00:29:59,712
J'essaye de faire
avancer les choses.

401
00:30:01,506 --> 00:30:03,549
Je connais mieux ma femme
qu'elle-même

402
00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:07,011
Elle me disait toujours
qu'elle s'entendait bien avec Tito.

403
00:30:07,992 --> 00:30:10,348
J'aime sa viande hachée, Manny.

404
00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:12,725
Sans vouloir être trop entreprenant,

405
00:30:13,657 --> 00:30:17,060
ça fait des années
que je vous en mets

406
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:19,835
250 g de plus pour le prix.

407
00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:24,460
Je suis très flattée, Tito,

408
00:30:25,439 --> 00:30:29,414
mais j'aurais préféré
que Manny attende

409
00:30:29,826 --> 00:30:32,274
que ma transformation soit complète

410
00:30:32,723 --> 00:30:35,372
avant d'inviter un soupirant.

411
00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:40,836
Je suis mourant, bébé.

412
00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:43,424
Chaque minute compte.

413
00:30:43,549 --> 00:30:45,633
Si j'ai mon mot à dire,

414
00:30:46,351 --> 00:30:48,177
je n'ai pas de temps à perdre.

415
00:30:55,223 --> 00:30:57,228
Que pensez-vous
de ses nouveaux seins, Tito ?

416
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,813
Superbes, non ?

417
00:30:59,785 --> 00:31:01,678
Allegra doit se reposer.

418
00:31:02,107 --> 00:31:04,223
Et emmenez votre viande,
je vous prie.

419
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,750
C'était chouette de vous revoir,
Allegra.

420
00:31:11,592 --> 00:31:13,369
Je suis descendu au Ramada Inn,

421
00:31:14,382 --> 00:31:15,517
à Burbank,

422
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,748
si vous souhaitez m'appeler.

423
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:31,940
À la magnifique mariée.

424
00:31:32,496 --> 00:31:33,460
Merci.

425
00:31:34,697 --> 00:31:35,517
Enfin.

426
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:42,123
Des tickets de basket féminin
pour une saison.

427
00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:45,943
- Je t'aime, poupée.
- Merci. Je t'aime.

428
00:31:46,435 --> 00:31:50,322
Dis à Christian que ce sont les places
de Jack Nicholson pour les Lakers.

429
00:31:51,707 --> 00:31:53,951
Ça le poussera peut-être à partir.

430
00:31:54,244 --> 00:31:58,117
Les hommes ne veulent pas voir
des femmes musclées se battre.

431
00:31:58,507 --> 00:31:59,465
Que es eso ?

432
00:32:02,826 --> 00:32:03,927
Je sais, Ma.

433
00:32:04,525 --> 00:32:07,750
C'est ce que tu me disais
quand je jouais pour St Mary.

434
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:11,493
Et tu as eu
beaucoup de rencards au lycée ?

435
00:32:13,385 --> 00:32:14,566
Avec des hommes ?

436
00:32:16,049 --> 00:32:18,109
Y a-t-il des hommes normaux

437
00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,038
au lycée ?

438
00:32:22,224 --> 00:32:24,356
C'est de moi.
C'est lourd, fais attention.

439
00:32:24,524 --> 00:32:27,024
Je n'arrive même pas
à deviner ce que c'est.

440
00:32:27,149 --> 00:32:29,320
Ouvre-le.
Tu liras la carte plus tard.

441
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,046
C'est une batterie de cuisine.

442
00:32:37,511 --> 00:32:39,493
Maintenant, tu dois
apprendre à cuisiner.

443
00:32:39,618 --> 00:32:42,090
Comme une hétéro. Plus de traiteurs.

444
00:32:42,215 --> 00:32:44,172
Et c'est garanti à vie.

445
00:32:47,297 --> 00:32:49,570
- Merci.
- De rien, ma chérie.

446
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,053
C'est génial.

447
00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:54,541
À vie.

448
00:32:57,855 --> 00:33:00,409
Ma chérie,
je ne voulais rien insinuer.

449
00:33:00,994 --> 00:33:03,395
Aucune de nous
ne sait cuisiner, pas vrai ?

450
00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:05,266
Ce n'est pas ça.

451
00:33:08,689 --> 00:33:10,365
Vous êtes toutes si gentilles.

452
00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:15,324
Christian a le cancer.

453
00:33:17,785 --> 00:33:19,800
Et on aura pas
beaucoup de temps ensemble.

454
00:33:19,983 --> 00:33:22,330
Peut-être de 6 mois à un an.

455
00:33:25,593 --> 00:33:27,185
Je l'aime tant.

456
00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:30,547
Tout est clair, maintenant.

457
00:33:32,217 --> 00:33:33,127
Un homme,

458
00:33:33,592 --> 00:33:35,234
un docteur de cette allure.

459
00:33:36,735 --> 00:33:37,535
Quoi ?

460
00:33:38,327 --> 00:33:40,223
- M'épouser ?
- C'est pas ce que j'ai dit.

461
00:33:41,991 --> 00:33:43,509
Peut-être qu'on devrait partir.

462
00:33:43,634 --> 00:33:45,646
Non, je vous en prie, restez.

463
00:33:48,757 --> 00:33:52,695
Toute ma vie, tu m'as donné l'impression
que quelque chose clochait avec moi.

464
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,154
Je n'étais pas

465
00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,657
aussi jolie que Christy Sherman
ou aussi féminine

466
00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:58,526
que Kelly Peterson.

467
00:33:58,651 --> 00:34:01,707
Je riais trop fort,
j'étais gauche, pataude.

468
00:34:02,865 --> 00:34:04,738
J'étais ton vilain petit canard.

469
00:34:05,932 --> 00:34:08,074
- Et je t'ai cru.
- C'était pour rire,

470
00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:10,004
- et tu le sais.
- Le savais-je ?

471
00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:12,089
Tu ne me voyais pas
telle que j'étais.

472
00:34:12,381 --> 00:34:14,049
Seulement ce que je n'étais pas.

473
00:34:14,547 --> 00:34:17,052
Ça ne comptait pas
que j'étais marrante, intelligente.

474
00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:20,964
En vérité, si tu avais pu
me remplacer par Christy

475
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,226
ou Kelly, tu l'aurais fait,
n'est-ce pas ?

476
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:27,438
Tu n'étais pas vraiment
une enfant facile.

477
00:34:28,236 --> 00:34:29,786
Comment aurais-je pu l'être ?

478
00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:31,564
Je me battais pour exister,

479
00:34:31,689 --> 00:34:33,649
et il n'y avait
que moi pour m'encourager.

480
00:34:34,946 --> 00:34:36,284
Si on se moquait de moi,

481
00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:37,549
que faisais-tu ?

482
00:34:37,932 --> 00:34:39,573
Tu me disais de perdre du poids,

483
00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:41,321
de me coiffer.

484
00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:45,240
Normal que j'ai passé ma vie
à changer des gens

485
00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:48,751
qui se détestent
parce qu'ils ne sont pas à la hauteur ?

486
00:34:49,868 --> 00:34:52,709
Sans les personnes ici présentes,

487
00:34:54,736 --> 00:34:57,301
je n'aurais
aucune estime personnelle.

488
00:34:57,672 --> 00:34:59,995
Ces femmes m'aiment.

489
00:35:01,722 --> 00:35:03,807
Et certaines ont
même partagé mon lit.

490
00:35:04,474 --> 00:35:07,599
Eh oui, maman. Je suis désolée,

491
00:35:07,724 --> 00:35:09,809
si ce n'est pas normal selon toi.

492
00:35:09,934 --> 00:35:12,816
C'est peut-être parce que tu n'es pas
capable d'aimer qui que ce soit.

493
00:35:13,381 --> 00:35:14,961
Pas même ta propre fille.

494
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,156
Je ne veux pas de toi à mon mariage.

495
00:35:20,549 --> 00:35:22,822
Je ne veux même plus
de toi dans la pièce.

496
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:42,486
N'oubliez pas de passer
sous les coussins. Il a dû baiser là.

497
00:35:43,247 --> 00:35:45,579
J'aimerais payer le nettoyage,
si vous permettez.

498
00:35:46,124 --> 00:35:47,784
Que faites-vous dans mon bureau ?

499
00:35:47,952 --> 00:35:50,556
J'ai réalisé que j'ai oublié
mes affaires, et je...

500
00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:53,682
- voulais aussi vous rendre ça.
- Vous auriez pu les poster.

501
00:35:53,807 --> 00:35:56,223
Je ne voulais pas déranger
plus que je ne l'ai déjà fait.

502
00:35:56,402 --> 00:35:57,890
Vous vouliez vraiment m'aider ?

503
00:35:58,010 --> 00:36:00,786
Vous auriez pu me trouver un remplaçant,
je me marie dans 2 semaines.

504
00:36:01,342 --> 00:36:02,642
Félicitations.

505
00:36:03,481 --> 00:36:06,158
Je suis désolé pour la tournure
que les choses ont prise.

506
00:36:06,283 --> 00:36:09,185
Contentez-vous de ne pas sauter
le bureau de la secrétaire en partant.

507
00:36:09,310 --> 00:36:12,612
Excusez-moi. Vous n'utilisez pas
d'agents chimiques sur elle, au moins ?

508
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,431
Si j'avais su
que tu ressemblerais à Sofia Loren,

509
00:36:37,556 --> 00:36:39,226
j'aurais fait plus attention à moi.

510
00:36:39,351 --> 00:36:41,001
Je ne t'écoute plus.

511
00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,231
Je sais
que ce que j'ai fait est mal.

512
00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:51,129
Je suis désolé.

513
00:36:52,137 --> 00:36:54,195
Tito n'était pas une bonne idée.

514
00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:56,280
Me pardonneras-tu, poupée ?

515
00:36:56,595 --> 00:36:58,366
Je ne peux plus y acheter de viande.

516
00:37:00,097 --> 00:37:03,162
Je ne suis pas une chose
que tu peux donner au boucher local.

517
00:37:03,999 --> 00:37:05,707
Je vaux plus que ça, Manny.

518
00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:07,125
Je le sais, bébé.

519
00:37:08,148 --> 00:37:10,540
- Tu mérites ce qu'il y a de mieux.
- Tout à fait.

520
00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:15,048
Ravi que vous vous en
rendiez enfin compte.

521
00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:18,559
C'est ce que tu auras
à partir de maintenant.

522
00:37:20,504 --> 00:37:21,389
Anthony...

523
00:37:25,465 --> 00:37:26,964
regarde ce que j'ai pour toi.

524
00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:38,535
Vous êtes magnifique.

525
00:37:42,765 --> 00:37:44,016
Elles sont pour vous.

526
00:37:50,308 --> 00:37:51,586
Qu'en penses-tu ?

527
00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:01,179
Si ça te rend heureux.

528
00:38:38,613 --> 00:38:41,067
Elle m'oubliera
un mois après ma mort.

529
00:38:41,192 --> 00:38:44,409
Les gens ne sont pas des meubles.
On ne les remplace pas aussi facilement.

530
00:38:50,735 --> 00:38:53,793
Tu te rappelles ce que je t'ai appris ?
Tu penses en être capable ?

531
00:38:53,955 --> 00:38:55,191
Ouais, t'es sûr ?

532
00:38:56,151 --> 00:38:57,171
Tu es sûr ?

533
00:38:57,659 --> 00:39:01,353
Je vais aller là, et tu vas me rejoindre
et me montrer ce que tu as, d'accord ?

534
00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:04,995
Prêt ?

535
00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,419
Allez, viens.

536
00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:13,477
Tu m'as l'air d'un expert.
Tu es super fort.

537
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:15,214
Tu sais, enfant d'honneur,

538
00:39:15,339 --> 00:39:16,879
c'est un rôle très important.

539
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,730
- Tu penses que tu vas t'en sortir ?
- Ouais.

540
00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:20,891
Ouais ?

541
00:39:21,016 --> 00:39:21,968
Très bien !

542
00:39:22,473 --> 00:39:25,096
Que dirais-tu de t'exercer
encore un peu plus ?

543
00:39:26,608 --> 00:39:27,648
Bisou bisou.

544
00:39:28,857 --> 00:39:30,233
Merci. Va.

545
00:39:33,677 --> 00:39:36,373
Ta mère devrait le voir
marcher dans l'allée.

546
00:39:36,883 --> 00:39:38,943
Ne commence pas avec ça,
je t'en prie.

547
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:41,781
C'est assez dur comme ça.

548
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,777
Je n'ai jamais pensé me marier,

549
00:39:45,902 --> 00:39:48,919
mais encore moins sans ma mère
si elle était vivante.

550
00:39:49,044 --> 00:39:51,004
- Elle t'a appelée au moins ?
- Oui.

551
00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,462
Mais ma décision est définitive.
Elle n'est pas invitée.

552
00:39:55,588 --> 00:39:58,044
Tu vas avoir besoin d'elle
quand je ne serai plus.

553
00:40:00,322 --> 00:40:01,256
Peut-être.

554
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:06,498
Mais je n'en ai pas besoin maintenant.
Tu l'as remplacée.

555
00:40:08,112 --> 00:40:09,601
Vous êtes ma famille.

556
00:40:09,726 --> 00:40:11,142
Alors, mon pote.

557
00:40:11,524 --> 00:40:13,609
Tu veux venir au milieu ?

558
00:40:13,734 --> 00:40:14,734
Allez.

559
00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:18,463
Petit sandwich Wilber.

560
00:40:19,801 --> 00:40:21,760
Un calin. Allez, mets-le au milieu.

561
00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:26,044
Je t'aime tellement.

562
00:40:40,132 --> 00:40:41,549
Je ne sens rien.

563
00:40:44,043 --> 00:40:45,581
Fume et fais passer.

564
00:40:45,706 --> 00:40:47,388
Si tu avais pas dépensé tout ce fric

565
00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,143
dans de l'herbe, on aurait pu payer.

566
00:40:51,854 --> 00:40:53,726
On n'entend plus que...

567
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,991
Mon Dieu, on filme les gars.
On est tous dans le noir.

568
00:41:01,798 --> 00:41:04,092
- C'est quoi ?
- Je veux reprendre les cours

569
00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:06,234
et être pédiatre après...

570
00:41:06,604 --> 00:41:08,396
On dirait
que je perds tout le monde.

571
00:41:08,516 --> 00:41:10,676
- Bébé, bébé !
- J'étais hors champ.

572
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:12,787
Dis-le encore.
Je m'assoie sur sa droite.

573
00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:21,478
Je te promets
que tu ne me perdras pas.

574
00:41:22,157 --> 00:41:24,320
Que veux-tu dans la vie,
Christian ?

575
00:41:24,445 --> 00:41:26,322
Je sais que je ne peux pas
les remplacer.

576
00:41:28,359 --> 00:41:30,360
Mais c'est ce que j'ai
de mieux à offrir.

577
00:41:33,835 --> 00:41:35,037
C'est beaucoup.

578
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:39,090
... et un cabinet qui déchire

579
00:41:39,215 --> 00:41:43,178
avec Sean, pour redonner
de la confiance en soi aux femmes.

580
00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,313
Je veux t'avoir.

581
00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:52,708
Je veux améliorer la vie des gens.

582
00:41:53,570 --> 00:41:55,467
Je veux changer les choses.

 

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1
00:00:05,889 --> 00:00:07,209
Previously on Nip/Tuck.

2
00:00:07,377 --> 00:00:08,461
Mrs. Caldarello,

3
00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:11,881
we've had tremendous success
in lip reconstruction

4
00:00:12,049 --> 00:00:14,008
using the patient's labial folds.

5
00:00:14,176 --> 00:00:16,485
What about
when my husband kisses me?

6
00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:19,721
If he finds out,
he'll never kiss me again.

7
00:00:19,962 --> 00:00:22,623
What about the secret joy
of knowing that it's the first time

8
00:00:22,748 --> 00:00:24,717
those lips will have
ever been kissed?

9
00:00:24,842 --> 00:00:25,561
Do it.

10
00:00:25,729 --> 00:00:27,827
Put my pussy on my lips.

11
00:00:28,357 --> 00:00:30,239
If I may ask, Theodora.

12
00:00:30,673 --> 00:00:31,651
Call me Teddy.

13
00:00:31,819 --> 00:00:33,944
Why do I {suddenly} feel
like you're interviewing me?

14
00:00:34,112 --> 00:00:34,904
I am.

15
00:00:35,072 --> 00:00:37,160
Anything else you find interesting?

16
00:00:38,045 --> 00:00:40,900
The tumor has spread to the
supraclavicular lymph nodes.

17
00:00:41,113 --> 00:00:42,828
- Give me a ballpark.
- 6 months.

18
00:00:44,524 --> 00:00:46,066
I want you to marry me.

19
00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,414
How does it look? Any moths?

20
00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:18,072
Give me a minute.
Just to try it on.

21
00:01:19,861 --> 00:01:21,325
Everything all right, bizzy?

22
00:01:21,493 --> 00:01:24,336
It's been in storage since the day
your father and I got married.

23
00:01:24,461 --> 00:01:25,624
No, it's fine.

24
00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:27,523
I just need a little privacy.

25
00:01:27,648 --> 00:01:28,440
Please.

26
00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:32,708
Sure.

27
00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,347
Bizzy. That's what you call her?

28
00:01:40,189 --> 00:01:43,514
Since she was 2 years old,
she was always getting into things.

29
00:01:43,682 --> 00:01:45,476
Rearranging her room,

30
00:01:46,358 --> 00:01:49,854
sorting out the silverware.
Very industrious little girl.

31
00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,648
I encouraged her. I told her,
you put your mind to it,

32
00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:55,608
work hard, you're gonna get
whatever you want in life.

33
00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,155
Because let's face it. She was not
going to get anywhere on her looks.

34
00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:05,911
Could I get you a drink,
Mariela? Soda, water?

35
00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:08,205
Please. And call me "Ma".

36
00:02:10,334 --> 00:02:11,959
Patron doble.

37
00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:14,462
Because we are celebrating,
aren't we?

38
00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,666
My daughter is getting married.

39
00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:19,884
- And to a man of all things.
- Yeah, well, nobody's perfect.

40
00:02:21,585 --> 00:02:23,053
Pretty close.

41
00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:28,642
So why are you marrying my daughter?

42
00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,277
The sex.

43
00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,903
The last time I visited,
she was a flannel-shirt wearing lesbiana

44
00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:41,153
who was having
trouble getting a date.

45
00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,872
What is the real story here?

46
00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:57,755
The real story is
I should be toasting you

47
00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:00,424
for giving me
such a beautiful woman.

48
00:03:01,705 --> 00:03:02,621
To family.

49
00:03:05,557 --> 00:03:06,640
So you're gay?

50
00:03:07,545 --> 00:03:09,683
This is an arrangement
between you types?

51
00:03:10,686 --> 00:03:12,646
You get insurance now or something.

52
00:03:14,858 --> 00:03:16,565
Can you come in here, please?

53
00:03:21,359 --> 00:03:24,693
Can you please...
could you help zip this for me?

54
00:03:28,912 --> 00:03:30,835
You're gonna have
to let this out a little.

55
00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,625
Oh, no, I can't. This is an antique.
It's an "as is" kind of thing.

56
00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,441
{Well, }This is not gonna work.

57
00:03:36,566 --> 00:03:40,436
So, why don't we just buy you another
dress and we can start it on tradition?

58
00:03:41,968 --> 00:03:43,509
No. You don't understand.

59
00:03:43,971 --> 00:03:45,446
Ever since I could remember,

60
00:03:45,571 --> 00:03:48,447
my mom has wanted me to wear
this dress in my wedding.

61
00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:51,873
And then I came out to her, and neither
of us thought this would ever happen.

62
00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,508
A traditional wedding?

63
00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,702
In a church?

64
00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,586
In my mom's dress?

65
00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:59,485
This means everything to me now.

66
00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:07,825
- {Are you }Sure that's what this is about?
- Bizzy.

67
00:04:07,993 --> 00:04:09,412
You know very well,

68
00:04:09,537 --> 00:04:13,334
it is bad luck for the groom to see you
dressed like that before the wedding.

69
00:04:13,459 --> 00:04:15,749
Ma! The dress doesn't fit!

70
00:04:16,414 --> 00:04:20,211
Ay, mira. It's those tas of yours.

71
00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:22,298
You've always been top-heavy.

72
00:04:23,995 --> 00:04:26,285
Ladies, I think
we're going gown shopping.

73
00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:28,431
No.

74
00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:31,623
If I can't touch the dress,

75
00:04:32,301 --> 00:04:34,392
then I'm gonna shrink my chest.

76
00:04:36,463 --> 00:04:37,715
I wanted it before,

77
00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,040
now I have to.

78
00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,195
Book me for a breast reduction.

79
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,834
Well, this is quite a surprise.

80
00:05:40,161 --> 00:05:41,328
It certainly is.

81
00:05:42,746 --> 00:05:45,444
{pos(192,220)}Tell us what you don't like
about yourself now, mrs. Caldarello.

82
00:05:45,569 --> 00:05:48,944
Her tits, her ass,
that turkey waddle under her chin,

83
00:05:49,254 --> 00:05:51,923
and maybe you could lighten
the luggage under her eyes.

84
00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:55,252
I guess the only thing
you don't have to do are my lips.

85
00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,429
{Oh, }Not those beauties.

86
00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,670
{a1}You did such a bang-up job
on them, doctors.

87
00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,726
That's why we flew
all the way out here.

88
00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:06,291
{pos(192,240)}{Well... }That's very flattering, Mrs. Caldarello.

89
00:06:07,499 --> 00:06:09,639
You never struck me
as the makeover type.

90
00:06:09,764 --> 00:06:12,944
We could barely talk you into repairing
the damage from your oven{, I believe it was}?

91
00:06:13,112 --> 00:06:15,647
{pos(192,240)}It's nice work if I do say myself.
{I mean, }You could never tell

92
00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:18,211
{pos(192,240)}- that the skin came from your...
- Breasts.

93
00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:20,815
Never.

94
00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,308
{pos(192,240)}Ordinarily it would be
fine for Allegra here

95
00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:25,727
{pos(192,240)}to let gravity take its course,

96
00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,501
but she's gotta go
back in the market.

97
00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:30,435
I've got prostate cancer.

98
00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,172
The doctors aren't optimistic.

99
00:06:40,418 --> 00:06:41,824
I always figured

100
00:06:41,949 --> 00:06:45,310
by the time I kicked, she'd be set,

101
00:06:45,478 --> 00:06:48,595
- financially speaking.
- I'll be fine, Manny.

102
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I can get a job.

103
00:06:50,984 --> 00:06:52,472
With what skills, honey?

104
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With a little luck
and a lot of surgery,

105
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she'll find another guy.

106
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{a3}Someone who can care for her

107
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{a3}in the manner to which she should
have become accustomed.

108
00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,461
Oh, those lips...

109
00:07:13,381 --> 00:07:16,078
I'm gonna miss them
like nobody's business.

110
00:07:17,964 --> 00:07:19,719
Damn. Where's the head?

111
00:07:20,432 --> 00:07:23,251
All I do is piss these days
'cause of the big "c."

112
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By the way,

113
00:07:36,225 --> 00:07:38,905
I saw you on that tv show you did.

114
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I was quite upset about
that character you based on me.

115
00:07:43,216 --> 00:07:44,556
The one you called...

116
00:07:45,912 --> 00:07:47,747
- I can't even say it.
- Pussylips.

117
00:07:47,915 --> 00:07:49,164
That's the one.

118
00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:52,585
And the part about her father
abusing her?

119
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- Mrs. Caldarello...
- How did you know?

120
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I am

121
00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:02,627
so sorry

122
00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:06,110
about your husband. I know
how devoted you are to each other.

123
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,686
I can't imagine life without him.

124
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Hey, sadie.

125
00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,292
- Sadie?
- Sadie sadie, married lady.

126
00:08:34,545 --> 00:08:38,631
Just trying to keep things light since
you look at me like I stole your job,

127
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when you look at me at all.

128
00:08:43,516 --> 00:08:46,170
Let's have a little girl talk,
shall we?

129
00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:54,263
The thing is,

130
00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:58,193
is that I wanna spend as much time
with Christian and Wilber as I can.

131
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But if I stay home 24/7, they
are gonna make me crazy.

132
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,158
So, I think we should split the job.

133
00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:08,690
That's genius.

134
00:09:09,664 --> 00:09:11,684
I'm totally OK with that.

135
00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:14,442
Oh, now we can be friends.

136
00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:16,359
It's so much easier.

137
00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,507
- OK, I just have to ask.
- OK. I know, I know.

138
00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:23,476
Now, I am... now, let's see.

139
00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:25,183
I don't take antidepressants,

140
00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:27,314
I have no history of diabetes,

141
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:31,101
no allergies to any drugs,
no hypertension.

142
00:09:31,578 --> 00:09:33,871
I'm all ready for my surgery,
Mrs. Demille.

143
00:09:35,315 --> 00:09:36,845
That's helpful. Thank you.

144
00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:40,569
{Um, }But what I really want to know
is how it works.

145
00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:46,533
Being one way and then suddenly
switching horses mid-stream.

146
00:09:47,507 --> 00:09:48,868
Isn't that weird?

147
00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:51,704
You just loose interest in girls?
I'm just curious.

148
00:09:53,186 --> 00:09:54,166
Bi-curious?

149
00:09:57,087 --> 00:09:59,312
I didn't mean to be too personal.

150
00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:02,549
It's just that I havebtrouble keeping
my own wilderbside in check.

151
00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:06,487
Having secrets is difficult,

152
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:09,632
painful. Don't you think?

153
00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:23,276
How's our girl?

154
00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,910
Her milk bottles are down a quart,
but aside from that, she's doing fine.

155
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:29,668
I'd say they're only down a pint.
Didn't she ask for a high "C"?

156
00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,578
She said she wanted to fit into
her mother's goddamned ugly dress.{, OK?}

157
00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:33,762
A "D" will do.

158
00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:36,045
Didn't this all start
because she had back pain?{ I mean, now}

159
00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,792
We're killing two big-titted birds
with one stone.

160
00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:42,865
Where are you going? Come on,
hang around. This is history right here.

161
00:10:45,183 --> 00:10:45,991
This...

162
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:48,408
my last surgery.

163
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,972
No more lipo on chunky divorcees

164
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,652
or rhinoplasties
on self-hating jewesses.

165
00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:57,652
I am free, baby.

166
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:01,441
I'm taking Lizzy and the kid to Italy.
We're gonna eat like pigs.{ I mean,}

167
00:11:01,609 --> 00:11:03,451
Who cares if I get fat, right?

168
00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,636
Why do you look at me like that?

169
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,590
Listen, I've had to accept this
and you will, too{, all right?}.

170
00:11:09,715 --> 00:11:12,329
Which is why, I'm gonna start
interviewing replacements.

171
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,120
Who says I wanna hire someone new?

172
00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:16,785
{Oh, }You think you can keep this train
running {all }on your own?

173
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,913
This O.R. is in use 70 hours a week.
I own half of that,

174
00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:25,757
which means that when I'm dead,
that money goes to Lizzy and the kid.

175
00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:29,672
I don't want them to miss out because
you're so depressed you can't get real.

176
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,461
They'll be taken care of.

177
00:11:37,332 --> 00:11:38,562
You know that.

178
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,989
Even if I have to pay them
out of my own pocket.

179
00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:44,818
I {just }think it's a little morbid to start
interviewing{ people} when you're still {seemingly }healthy.

180
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:48,432
Look, Sean, I'm doing the best I can
to keep it together about all of this.

181
00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:51,895
It's not easy knowing that your
whole life is gonna go on without you.

182
00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:57,223
I just wanna know that the guy standing
opposite you in the scrub room every day

183
00:11:57,348 --> 00:11:59,266
is there because I want him to be.

184
00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,252
I can't replace you, Christian.

185
00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:06,006
Everybody's replaceable.

186
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:10,629
Even me.

187
00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:16,436
Can you, can you call me
when she's coming out?

188
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,190
You're gonna have
to let him go, Sean.

189
00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:24,827
That man is dying

190
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,944
and not in a metaphysical
"we're all dying" kind of way.

191
00:12:28,112 --> 00:12:30,642
He's going to be a ghost
before halloween.

192
00:12:31,357 --> 00:12:33,842
Life is changing.
You can either ride the wave

193
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,036
or get smashed to smithereens
on the rocks.

194
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:38,871
It's easy for you to say.
He's my brother.

195
00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:48,188
Graduated with honors from UCLA
and trained at Cedars,

196
00:12:48,313 --> 00:12:52,020
distinguished residency at the
Joseph Still Burn Center in Augusta,

197
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,291
guest editor for NJM.

198
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,109
- Credentials speak for you.
- That's encouraging.

199
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,612
If I was looking to hire
a Nobel laureate for surgeon.

200
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,955
So my partner and I have been
together for over 20 years.

201
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,993
We've done over 6,000 surgeries,

202
00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,788
I was best man at his wedding,
and we have a son together.

203
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,459
We're not looking for somebody
to just come in and play doctor.

204
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,956
It needs to be the right
personality fit as well.

205
00:13:17,081 --> 00:13:18,392
Somebody who's willing to

206
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:21,132
emotionally invest in the practice
as well as the partnership.

207
00:13:22,324 --> 00:13:24,773
Oh, well, that's definitely not me.

208
00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:28,306
I'm only in this business
for the money and the girls.

209
00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,893
- Not married?
- Don't believe in it.

210
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,687
- Kids?
- No. But under right circumstances...

211
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,112
- What about your dating life?
- Often, but only a 9 or a 10.

212
00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:40,610
- Ever had twins?
- Sisters, but not twins.

213
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,451
- Ass man or tits?
- Why choose?

214
00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:44,412
- New York or Vegas?
- New York is Vegas

215
00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:45,823
for anyone with taste.

216
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,912
Well, you have taste.
I'll give you that.

217
00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:52,719
So do you, Dr. Troy.

218
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:56,028
This room, for instance,
impeccable design.

219
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:57,369
This chair,

220
00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:58,967
Milo Baughman.

221
00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,257
Distressed celadon velvet.

222
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,473
That couch...

223
00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:07,179
the color, vintage tweed.

224
00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:11,584
The whole palette of this room is...
inspired.

225
00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:15,555
I should give you
the number of my designer.

226
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,862
You could kiss her ass instead.

227
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:22,326
I'm sorry.
I know I get a little carried away.

228
00:14:22,451 --> 00:14:24,046
My mother was in the business.

229
00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,095
I grew up around this stuff.

230
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:33,454
You have a patient. Female. She's coming
for a brow lift. What's your approach?

231
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,707
- How old?
- Early 50's.

232
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,094
I'd push for
an endoscopic brow lift.

233
00:14:38,258 --> 00:14:39,733
Provided you use a laser.

234
00:14:39,858 --> 00:14:41,783
You get nearly the same results.

235
00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:45,044
Patient tells her friends
about her quick recovery, and

236
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:47,715
that only means
more repeat business.

237
00:14:50,675 --> 00:14:52,205
I don't wanna do this.

238
00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:55,414
Would you rather I hire him first and
then you find out you don't like him?

239
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:57,966
I won't like him no matter
how good he is. He's not you.

240
00:14:58,091 --> 00:15:00,737
No, but he's got the best
credentials by far.

241
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,419
I would think he could be able
to break you out of your...

242
00:15:03,544 --> 00:15:06,209
shelf from time to time, which you're
gonna need when I'm gone.

243
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:08,858
- Don't say that.
- Let's go back to the wedding, right?

244
00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:11,483
I mean, I need time off
for that first, remember?

245
00:15:11,608 --> 00:15:13,119
Who picked out this table?

246
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,829
This is top of the line.

247
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,233
Double-swivel casters,

248
00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,553
split leg plates.
Beautiful lines, too.

249
00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:23,046
Sean spent weeks
looking for the right table.

250
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,827
He had to have the best one.

251
00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:26,423
Well, I'm impressed.

252
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:29,384
Work with the best,
you never go wrong.

253
00:15:29,574 --> 00:15:31,679
Guess I have some
pretty big shoes to fill then.

254
00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:35,531
All right. Well, I guess I'll

255
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:38,216
let you guys get better acquainted.

256
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:48,104
So, I understand you already performed
a labial transfer on the patient.

257
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,238
Mm-hmm. About 3 years ago.

258
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,780
Fantastic job.

259
00:15:52,058 --> 00:15:54,817
No wonder she flew all the way out here
to have you do it again.

260
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:57,138
Thank you, doctor.
I just hope one day

261
00:15:57,263 --> 00:16:00,458
- you can say the same thing to me.
- OK. Fire it up.

262
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,659
- What do you think?
- Beautiful work, doctor.

263
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:38,620
OK. Let's do some lipo.

264
00:17:01,649 --> 00:17:02,895
After work, {do you want to get }a drink?

265
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:07,024
I'd like to, but I'm scouting locations
for Christian's bachelor party.

266
00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:10,528
Mind if I tag along? It's always best
to get a second opinion.

267
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:12,661
Sure.

268
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:53,334
So this is Christian's
favorite place{, huh}?

269
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,605
Nice.

270
00:18:19,463 --> 00:18:21,042
What were you thinking?

271
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,381
10 to 15 girls back in the
"Champagne room" for the night?

272
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,350
- That'd be fun.
- Yeah. Fun.

273
00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:29,875
- I say something wrong?
- No, this whole thing is wrong.

274
00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:36,086
Christian used to pull me in here after
a difficult surgery to blow off steam.

275
00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:39,444
Of course he got
the dances for free.

276
00:19:40,394 --> 00:19:43,030
- This doesn't make any sense anymore.
- It is a bachelor party.

277
00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:45,007
It's not just a bachelor party.

278
00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,670
I mean, he's not just getting married.
He's leaving.

279
00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:51,823
The 20 years working together.

280
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,096
I suddenly don't have
a partner anymore.

281
00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:02,376
You're a good friend, Sean. I know
I can never replace Christian.

282
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:06,695
But if you give me a chance,
I know we could make a good team.

283
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,420
It's nothing personal.

284
00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:17,214
Now that you mention it, I really can't
see celebrating in this dump anyway.

285
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,648
It's grotesque.

286
00:20:18,773 --> 00:20:21,177
- Girls aren't so bad.
- The girls are top shelf.

287
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:24,273
But if you look at the upholstery
on that couch, it's all frayed,

288
00:20:24,398 --> 00:20:26,209
there's food stains on the carpet.

289
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:28,225
And I don't even wanna
know what you'd see

290
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,528
if you shine a black light
on the chairs in the VIP room.

291
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,938
Are you hungry? 'cause I know
a great place to grab a bite.

292
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:38,277
It's not too far from here,
and it's really tastefully decorated.

293
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:40,815
Sure.

294
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:48,079
You're such a lucky duckling, Mija,

295
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:52,458
to have a handsome prince with
the power to turn you into a swan.

296
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,912
Ow. That hurts.

297
00:20:54,037 --> 00:20:57,254
They're going to be a little tender, OK?
No fondling for a week.

298
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,800
Don't worry.
You'll learn to love it doggie style.

299
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,511
Christian, my mother
is standing right next to you.

300
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,554
That's music to my ears.

301
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,898
Nothing between a man
and a woman is ever wrong.

302
00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:12,635
There we go. Perfect teardrops.

303
00:21:22,207 --> 00:21:24,223
They're more like water balloons.

304
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:27,618
Why didn't you do as decided?

305
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,038
I took them down so you don't need
back surgery as you get older, period.

306
00:21:31,765 --> 00:21:34,074
As getting rid of your two
most beautiful assets,

307
00:21:34,199 --> 00:21:37,128
I made an executive decision.
One that we could both benefit from.

308
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:46,512
You're not even married yet
and you're lying to her.

309
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:49,223
That was a bad decision
for you to make.

310
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,681
My daughter is in charge
of her own body.

311
00:21:51,806 --> 00:21:54,687
- You're in charge...
- Please stop.

312
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,180
Please.

313
00:21:57,498 --> 00:22:00,276
Christian, I am in charge
of my own body.

314
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:13,486
Then why don't you
order your body to put this on

315
00:22:13,611 --> 00:22:15,249
instead of that moth-ridden relic?

316
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,793
Oh, my God, this is gorgeous.

317
00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:28,601
- Sorry, mom. Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
- It's not you.

318
00:22:30,453 --> 00:22:33,517
But you want the world to know
how rich and glamorous you are?

319
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,312
Or do you want to take
your sacred vows

320
00:22:36,816 --> 00:22:40,820
in the same blessed tradition passed on
from mother to daughter for generations?

321
00:22:52,594 --> 00:22:54,205
Ma, where are you going ?

322
00:22:54,635 --> 00:22:57,350
I'm gonna phone your grandmother
and tell her the news.

323
00:22:57,475 --> 00:23:00,833
Dios mio. Me va matar.
She's gonna kill me.

324
00:23:01,198 --> 00:23:03,589
And when she does,
enjoy your wedding.

325
00:23:08,994 --> 00:23:12,839
- Maybe Wilber's wife could...
- One more word and I'll change my will.

326
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:25,871
Here's the key.

327
00:23:25,996 --> 00:23:27,887
Dr. Troy said to make
yourself at home.

328
00:23:28,012 --> 00:23:29,881
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

329
00:25:34,811 --> 00:25:37,638
I just wish you wouldn't hand over
your office to him so soon.

330
00:25:37,763 --> 00:25:39,614
I'm not gonna be using it now.

331
00:25:40,423 --> 00:25:42,386
And he really loves my decor.

332
00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:05,189
- That was awkward.{, huh?}
- What the hell were you doing?

333
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,652
- Masturbating?
- Probably looked that way.

334
00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:10,173
Like you were screwing
an invisible woman on my couch.

335
00:26:10,298 --> 00:26:12,990
- It was no invisible woman.
- You were screwing the couch?

336
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,367
Gentlemen,
I'm completely embarrassed.

337
00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:19,908
So let me apologize and explain.

338
00:26:21,887 --> 00:26:25,545
- I struggle with objectum sexuality.
- What's that, couch-banging in English?

339
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,920
OS Is not a widely known condition.

340
00:26:28,289 --> 00:26:29,859
It's barely understood.

341
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,348
But it is real.

342
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:36,288
Those of us who identify
ourselves with OS are

343
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:40,869
fully capable of forming
a strong relationship with...

344
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,605
physical objects.
It stems from a belief in animism.

345
00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:49,176
Wait a second.

346
00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:53,790
So you believe that physical objects
can be sentient beings?

347
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:55,859
Like us, they have feelings.

348
00:26:56,951 --> 00:26:58,598
They can communicate,

349
00:26:59,587 --> 00:27:00,700
even express love.

350
00:27:00,825 --> 00:27:03,383
So all this crap about relationships,
you were talking of

351
00:27:03,552 --> 00:27:05,343
screwing a floor model
at Pottery Barn.

352
00:27:05,512 --> 00:27:07,855
I do have normal
relationships with women.

353
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:10,220
They're just not as satisfying.

354
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,574
There's a long history
of gender assignments

355
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,185
with cars, boats, buildings...

356
00:27:14,354 --> 00:27:17,021
The difference is I've never
stuck my dick in a tailpipe.

357
00:27:17,189 --> 00:27:19,099
I try to fight the urge.

358
00:27:19,495 --> 00:27:22,186
I didn't want to believe
that I could be capable of

359
00:27:22,311 --> 00:27:25,321
finding something like a piece of
furniture so attractive.

360
00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:30,742
But there's something
irresistible to me about a

361
00:27:31,281 --> 00:27:33,109
really well-built piece.

362
00:27:35,147 --> 00:27:39,151
My whole life I've been attracted
to perfection in all of its forms.

363
00:27:41,465 --> 00:27:44,424
As plastic surgeons you can relate,
can't you?

364
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,260
Get out.

365
00:27:49,221 --> 00:27:50,263
Get out!

366
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:58,017
Next time I'll do
a background check.

367
00:28:22,854 --> 00:28:25,514
You're right on schedule.
What do you think?

368
00:28:26,023 --> 00:28:28,795
You're very good, Dr. Mcnamara,

369
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,924
but I think it's going to take some time
to get used to these.

370
00:28:33,049 --> 00:28:35,547
They'll lose some volume once
the swelling goes down.

371
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,987
No. I like this size.

372
00:28:38,429 --> 00:28:41,054
It's just that I'm a shy person.

373
00:28:41,518 --> 00:28:43,274
I'm not used to being so

374
00:28:43,895 --> 00:28:44,978
out there.

375
00:28:45,103 --> 00:28:46,374
There's my baby.

376
00:28:47,884 --> 00:28:49,513
Did I tell you, Tito?

377
00:28:49,767 --> 00:28:52,133
Reincarnated as Gina Lollobrigida,

378
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,594
and she's not even
all healed up yet.

379
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,262
Hello, Allegra.

380
00:28:56,614 --> 00:28:58,890
What is he doing here, Manny?

381
00:28:59,059 --> 00:29:01,058
He insisted on being here
for your recovery.

382
00:29:02,145 --> 00:29:03,728
What a guy, right?

383
00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:06,511
Sorry, Dr. Mcnamara, this is Tito.

384
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,463
Our butcher from Coconut Grove.

385
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:21,454
My best brisket.
I know how you love it.

386
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:25,830
You should have seen the look on
the X-ray guy's face at the airport.

387
00:29:26,294 --> 00:29:27,919
I'm sorry, Mr. Caldarello, but

388
00:29:28,088 --> 00:29:30,128
we only allow family in recovery.

389
00:29:30,684 --> 00:29:32,006
But Tito is family.

390
00:29:32,387 --> 00:29:35,968
At least he will be after I die
and he marries Allegra.

391
00:29:37,272 --> 00:29:38,095
Him?

392
00:29:39,955 --> 00:29:42,225
You're not gonna find
a better candidate.

393
00:29:42,393 --> 00:29:45,436
That butcher shop is a cash cow.
He's a widower,

394
00:29:45,614 --> 00:29:48,063
and his little girl Connie

395
00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:49,774
is pregnant with twins.

396
00:29:49,942 --> 00:29:52,151
I know how much
you want grandbabies.

397
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,403
You can't handpick
your wife's second husband.

398
00:29:54,572 --> 00:29:56,489
We never agreed to this, Manny.

399
00:29:56,806 --> 00:29:59,492
I'm just helping
move the process along.

400
00:30:01,161 --> 00:30:03,329
I know my wife better
than she knows herself.

401
00:30:04,047 --> 00:30:06,791
She's always telling me how she
and Tito carry on.

402
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,128
I like his ground chuck, Manny.

403
00:30:10,253 --> 00:30:12,505
Not to be too forward, Allegra.

404
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:17,033
I've been giving you
an extra quarter pound of it

405
00:30:17,765 --> 00:30:19,437
for years now, hmm?

406
00:30:21,410 --> 00:30:24,240
I'm very flattered, Tito,

407
00:30:25,219 --> 00:30:29,223
but I would have preferred
if Manny had waited until

408
00:30:29,481 --> 00:30:32,054
my transformation was complete

409
00:30:32,503 --> 00:30:35,152
before inviting a suitor in
to see me.

410
00:30:39,335 --> 00:30:40,616
I'm dying, babe.

411
00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,204
Every minute counts.

412
00:30:43,329 --> 00:30:45,413
If I'm gonna have some
say in all of this,

413
00:30:46,131 --> 00:30:47,957
I don't have any time to waste.

414
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:57,008
How do you like
her new breasts, Tito?

415
00:30:57,285 --> 00:30:58,593
Grade A prime, no?

416
00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:01,458
Allegra needs her rest.

417
00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:04,223
And take your meat with you, please.

418
00:31:08,181 --> 00:31:10,530
Wonderful seeing you, Allegra.

419
00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:13,149
I am at the Ramada Inn,

420
00:31:14,162 --> 00:31:15,297
in Burbank,

421
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,490
if you want to call.

422
00:31:30,299 --> 00:31:31,720
To the beautiful bride.

423
00:31:32,276 --> 00:31:33,240
{Oh, }Thank you.

424
00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:35,297
Finally.

425
00:31:38,427 --> 00:31:41,903
WNBA season tickets.

426
00:31:43,629 --> 00:31:45,723
- I love you, doll.
- Thank you. I love you.

427
00:31:46,215 --> 00:31:50,102
And tell Christian those are
Jack Nicholson's Lakers seats.{, OK?}

428
00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,731
Maybe that'll convince him to go.

429
00:31:53,899 --> 00:31:57,903
Men don't want to see tall women
with muscles slamming each other.

430
00:31:58,287 --> 00:31:59,245
Que es eso?

431
00:32:02,606 --> 00:32:03,707
I know, Ma.

432
00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:07,530
That's what you used to tell me
when I used to play for St. Mary's.

433
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,273
And did you have many
dates in high school?

434
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,025
With men?

435
00:32:15,829 --> 00:32:17,889
Are there any normal men

436
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:19,818
in high school?

437
00:32:22,004 --> 00:32:24,136
This one's from me.
It's heavy. Be careful.

438
00:32:24,304 --> 00:32:26,804
I can't even imagine
what's in this one.

439
00:32:26,929 --> 00:32:29,100
Open it up.
You can read the card later.

440
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,501
It's a set of all clad.

441
00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:39,273
Now you're gonna have
to learn how to cook.

442
00:32:39,398 --> 00:32:41,870
Like a straight woman.
No more take-out.

443
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,952
And it has a lifetime guarantee.

444
00:32:47,077 --> 00:32:49,350
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, sweetie.

445
00:32:51,655 --> 00:32:52,833
{Wow, }That's great.

446
00:32:53,423 --> 00:32:54,321
A lifetime.

447
00:32:57,635 --> 00:33:00,189
Oh, sweetie, I didn't mean anything.

448
00:33:00,774 --> 00:33:03,175
None of us can cook, right?

449
00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:05,046
It's not that.

450
00:33:08,535 --> 00:33:10,493
You're all just such great friends.

451
00:33:13,763 --> 00:33:15,104
Christian has cancer.

452
00:33:17,441 --> 00:33:19,580
And we won't have
a lot of time together.

453
00:33:19,763 --> 00:33:22,110
Maybe 6 months to a year.

454
00:33:22,446 --> 00:33:23,426
Oh, sweetie.

455
00:33:25,373 --> 00:33:26,965
I just love him so much.

456
00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,327
Now it all makes sense.

457
00:33:31,997 --> 00:33:32,747
A man,

458
00:33:33,372 --> 00:33:35,014
a doctor with his looks.

459
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,225
What?

460
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:40,004
- Marrying me?
- That's not what I said.

461
00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:43,289
OK, maybe we should all go.

462
00:33:43,414 --> 00:33:45,426
No, no{, no}. Please, please. No, don't.

463
00:33:48,537 --> 00:33:52,475
My whole life you made me feel
like something was wrong with me.

464
00:33:52,714 --> 00:33:53,934
I wasn't as pretty

465
00:33:54,102 --> 00:33:56,437
as Christy Sherman or as feminine

466
00:33:56,939 --> 00:33:58,306
as Kelly Peterson.

467
00:33:58,431 --> 00:34:01,487
I laughed too loud,
I was awkward, I was clumsy.

468
00:34:02,645 --> 00:34:04,518
You called me your ugly duckling.

469
00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,854
- And I believed you.
- That was a joke,

470
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,784
- and you know it.
- Did I?

471
00:34:09,952 --> 00:34:11,869
You could never see me
for what I was.

472
00:34:12,144 --> 00:34:13,829
It was always what I wasn't.

473
00:34:14,327 --> 00:34:16,832
It didn't matter that
I was funny, that I was smart.

474
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,744
The truth be told,
if you could replace me with Christy

475
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:24,006
or Kelly, you would have done it,
wouldn't you have?

476
00:34:24,174 --> 00:34:26,140
You weren't exactly an easy

477
00:34:26,390 --> 00:34:27,540
child, lizzy.

478
00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:29,566
How could I be? I was

479
00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:31,377
fighting for my life, and the

480
00:34:31,579 --> 00:34:33,429
only one on my side was me.

481
00:34:34,601 --> 00:34:36,064
If people made fun of me,

482
00:34:36,189 --> 00:34:37,329
what did you do?

483
00:34:37,712 --> 00:34:39,353
You told me to lose weight,

484
00:34:39,883 --> 00:34:41,101
straighten my hair.

485
00:34:41,226 --> 00:34:45,020
Is it any wonder that I spend my life
surgically altering people

486
00:34:45,145 --> 00:34:48,531
who hate themselves
because they do not measure up?

487
00:34:49,648 --> 00:34:52,489
If it wasn't for the people
in this room,

488
00:34:54,516 --> 00:34:57,081
I would have no self-image at all.

489
00:34:57,452 --> 00:34:59,775
These women love me.

490
00:35:01,378 --> 00:35:03,587
And a few of them
have even shared my bed.

491
00:35:04,254 --> 00:35:07,379
{Oh, }Yes, that's right, mommy.
{Oh, }I'm so sorry

492
00:35:07,504 --> 00:35:09,589
if that isn't
what you consider normal.

493
00:35:09,714 --> 00:35:12,596
But maybe that's because
you're not capable of loving anyone.

494
00:35:13,161 --> 00:35:14,741
Not even your own daughter.

495
00:35:17,146 --> 00:35:18,936
I don't want you at my wedding.

496
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:22,602
I don't even want you
in this room anymore.

497
00:35:39,918 --> 00:35:43,046
Make sure you get under the cushions{, too}.
I think he consummated it there.

498
00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,138
I'd like to pay
for the cleaning, if I may.

499
00:35:46,683 --> 00:35:48,343
What { he hell }are you doing in my office?

500
00:35:48,511 --> 00:35:51,115
I realized I left behind
my things, and I...

501
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,241
- also wanted to return this to you.
- You could have mailed them in.

502
00:35:54,366 --> 00:35:56,782
I didn't want to put you out
anymore than I already have.

503
00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:58,444
You really wanted to help me?

504
00:35:58,569 --> 00:36:01,473
You could have found me a{ other} replacement.
I'm getting married in 2 weeks.

505
00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:02,898
Congratulations.

506
00:36:03,737 --> 00:36:06,414
I feel really terrible
the way things worked out.

507
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:09,441
Just make sure you don't bang
the receptionist's desk on the way out.

508
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:12,868
Excuse me. You're not using
any toxic chemicals on her, are you?

509
00:36:35,407 --> 00:36:37,687
If I'd known you were
gonna look like Sofia Loren,

510
00:36:37,812 --> 00:36:39,482
I'd taken better care of myself.

511
00:36:39,607 --> 00:36:41,257
I'm not talking to you.

512
00:36:46,059 --> 00:36:48,487
Look, I know what I did was wrong.

513
00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:51,581
I'm sorry.

514
00:36:52,393 --> 00:36:54,451
Tito was a stupid idea.

515
00:36:55,003 --> 00:36:56,536
Can you ever forgive me, doll?

516
00:36:56,851 --> 00:36:58,622
I can never buy meat there again.

517
00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:03,418
I'm not just a possession
you can give away to the town butcher.

518
00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:05,963
I'm worth more than that, Manny.

519
00:37:06,131 --> 00:37:07,381
I know that, baby.

520
00:37:08,404 --> 00:37:10,615
- You deserve the best.
- Yes, she does.

521
00:37:13,253 --> 00:37:15,003
I'm glad you finally see that.

522
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:18,815
And the best is what you're
gonna get from now on.

523
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,645
Anthony...

524
00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,220
look what I got for you.

525
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,071
You're beautiful.

526
00:37:43,021 --> 00:37:44,272
These are for you.

527
00:37:50,564 --> 00:37:51,842
So what do you think?

528
00:37:55,593 --> 00:37:56,677
Well, Manny...

529
00:37:59,937 --> 00:38:01,435
if it makes you happy.

530
00:38:38,906 --> 00:38:41,323
She'll forget me
within a month after I'm dead.

531
00:38:41,448 --> 00:38:42,976
People aren't like furniture.

532
00:38:43,144 --> 00:38:45,017
They're not that easy to replace.

533
00:38:50,991 --> 00:38:53,531
Rember what I taught you?
You think you can do it?

534
00:38:54,187 --> 00:38:55,447
Yeah, are you sure?

535
00:38:56,407 --> 00:38:57,427
Are you sure?

536
00:38:57,915 --> 00:39:01,609
{OK. }I'm gonna go over there and you come
over to me and show me what you got{, OK}?

537
00:39:04,203 --> 00:39:05,248
OK. Ready?

538
00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:06,675
Come on over.

539
00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:13,733
I think we have an expert.
I think you're pretty good.

540
00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:15,470
Now you know, the ring bearer,

541
00:39:15,595 --> 00:39:17,135
that's a very important job.

542
00:39:17,736 --> 00:39:19,986
- You think you can handle it?
- Hell yeah.

543
00:39:20,111 --> 00:39:21,147
Hell yeah?

544
00:39:21,272 --> 00:39:22,224
All right!

545
00:39:22,786 --> 00:39:25,352
So listen to me then, why don't
you practice a little bit more?

546
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,804
Kissy kiss.

547
00:39:29,113 --> 00:39:30,489
Thank you. Go.

548
00:39:33,933 --> 00:39:36,629
Your mom really should see him
walking down the aisle.

549
00:39:37,139 --> 00:39:39,199
{Oh, }Please don't start
with me, Christian.

550
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:42,037
I'm having a hard
enough time as it is.

551
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:46,033
I never thought
I'd get married, but if I did,

552
00:39:46,158 --> 00:39:49,175
I was pretty sure that my mom
would still be there if she was alive.

553
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,260
- She called you at least?
- Yeah.

554
00:39:52,345 --> 00:39:54,718
But my decision is
final. She's not invited.

555
00:39:55,844 --> 00:39:58,300
You know, you're gonna
need her when I'm gone.

556
00:40:00,578 --> 00:40:01,398
Maybe.

557
00:40:03,324 --> 00:40:06,754
But I don't need her now.
She's been replaced.

558
00:40:08,313 --> 00:40:09,857
You guys are my family.

559
00:40:09,982 --> 00:40:11,398
Well hey there, buddy.

560
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,865
You wanna get in the middle
of this? You do?

561
00:40:13,990 --> 00:40:14,990
All right.

562
00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:18,719
{Oh, }Little Wilber sandwich.

563
00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:22,016
Little hug. Come on, squeeze it in.

564
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,300
I love you so much.

565
00:40:40,388 --> 00:40:41,805
I don't feel anything.

566
00:40:44,299 --> 00:40:45,837
Keep smoking and keep going.

567
00:40:45,962 --> 00:40:47,644
{Christian, }If you'd have put the money

568
00:40:47,769 --> 00:40:50,706
you scored this weed with toward
the bill, we'd made the payment.

569
00:40:50,831 --> 00:40:51,681
Well...

570
00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,982
all we hear is...

571
00:40:56,361 --> 00:40:59,247
Oh, my God, we're on the camera, guys.
We'll all be in the dark.

572
00:41:02,054 --> 00:41:04,348
- What's this?
- I want to go back to school

573
00:41:04,473 --> 00:41:06,490
and be a pediatrician once...

574
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,652
Feels like I'm losing everyone.

575
00:41:08,858 --> 00:41:10,932
- Baby, baby!
- I was out of focus.

576
00:41:11,419 --> 00:41:13,043
I'm setting it on the right.

577
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,734
I promise that you won't lose me.

578
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:24,576
{Christian, }What do you want out of your life?

579
00:41:24,701 --> 00:41:26,578
I know that I can't replace them.

580
00:41:28,615 --> 00:41:30,616
But that's the best I have to offer.

581
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:35,050
It's a lot.

582
00:41:37,764 --> 00:41:39,346
And a kicking-ass practice

583
00:41:39,471 --> 00:41:43,475
with Sean where we make women
feel better about themselves.

584
00:41:47,369 --> 00:41:48,370
I want you.

585
00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,964
I want to make
people's lives better.

586
00:41:53,826 --> 00:41:55,723
I want to make a difference.

 

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