Épisode Maîtres chanteurs S05E19 - Nip/Tuck Saison 5

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Dans les épisodes précédents.

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Mariés ?

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- C'est quoi cette blague ?
- La réalité.

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On a échangé nos vœux,
il y a 3 jours.

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C'est vrai.

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On va avoir un bébé.

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On va quelque part ?

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Toi, nulle part.
C'est pour ça que je pars.

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Et Jenna ?

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Jenna vient chez Ram avec sa nounou,

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et c'est là qu'elle restera
quand je ne serai pas là.

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M. McNamara ?

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Je suis Colleen Rose.
Vous êtes très naturel.

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Tu reviens demain matin à 6 h,
on refilme.

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- Excusez-moi.
- Non, excusez-moi,

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Freddy Prune, producteur
de Cœurs & Scalpels.

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Je suis l'agent de Sean.

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La semaine prochaine, tu as
une scène de nu.

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- C'est dégradant...
- J'ai dit à Freddy d'oublier.

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Tu pourras éviter de montrer
ton superbe joujou.

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Salut champion,
j'ai des Jamba Juice.

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Bananaberry ou Razzmatazz,
tu veux lequel ?

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Eden, c'est ça ? Tu cherches Sean ?

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Je crois qu'il traîne
avec le staff quelque part.

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Non, je suivais une visite guidée
et je me suis éclipsée.

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Je me demande si les grandes stars
ont des lits dans leur caravane.

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J'en suis une, chérie.

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- Tu as assez de temps ?
- Ils attendront. Je suis le show !

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En fait, je fais tourner
tout ce putain de network.

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- C'est une blague ?
- Et qu'est-ce que je fais là ?

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Tu es là parce que tu es la nouvelle
star de Cœurs & Scalpels. Voilà.

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Tu m'as piégé avec cette salope.

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- Je suis en pleine opération, là.
- Salut, Sean.

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Nous sommes la C.A.A. Et nous allons
représenter M. Sean McNamara.

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Vous ne me prendrez pas mon étoile !

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Vous ne prendrez pas mon Sean.

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Que faites-vous ici, Colleen ?
J'appelle les secours.

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Je crois que c'est une bonne idée.

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Je préfère qu'on poursuive
le protocole actuel.

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Je veux avoir l'air plus jeune,
comme quand on s'est rencontrées.

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C'est ce que sera New York aussi.

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New York ?

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J'ai accepté un poste
d'enseignant à l'hôpital de NYU.

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On y retourne dans 3 semaines.

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- Elle est en VTAC. Pouls à 150.
- Appelle les urgences.

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On l'a perdue. Olivia est morte.

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New York va être bizarre sans elle.

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Tu y vas toujours ?

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Oui ?

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Tu peux rester un peu,
juste le temps que je m'endorme ?

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Je ne suis pas ta moitié.

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Un peu quand même.
Enfin, pas vraiment, mais un peu.

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Christian, je n'aime pas les hommes.

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- Juste toi.
- Tout comme moi.

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La plupart du temps,
tu me fais tourner en bourrique,

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mais tu es la seule
en qui j'ai confiance.

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- Je peux te parler ?
- Liz ne viendra pas ce soir.

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Elle a démissionné.
Elle retourne à Miami.

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Dites-nous ce que vous n'aimez pas
chez vous, M. Skerritt.

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La taille de mon pénis.

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- Un agrandissement du pénis.
- Pas un agrandissement,

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une réduction.
J'ai une bite de Tyrannosaure.

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Je suis prof de yoga, et il a quelques
mois, je me suis retiré à Big Sur.

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Pendant 6 semaines intensives,
mon corps s'est vraiment ouvert.

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Un jour, je ramais,

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et je m'enlisais de plus
en plus profond...

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Votre pénis vous empêchait-il
de faire certaines poses ?

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Non.

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Je m'arrêterais plus de le sucer.

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- Métaphoriquement ?
- Non, je passais vraiment

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toute la journée, dans mon appartement,
avec ma bite dans ma bouche.

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Un pénis énorme,
plus une grande souplesse,

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égal la meilleure pipe
que vous pouvez avoir.

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Une autofellation,
c'est impossible.

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- M. Skerritt, ce n'est pas...
- Non, attends.

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Vous pouvez vraiment le faire ?

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Je peux pas occuper un poste.

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Oublier l'idée d'avoir quelqu'un,
parce que...

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personne n'est aussi bon
pour moi que moi.

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Vous devez m'aider.

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Je passe presque...

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chaque moment éveillé avec moi-même.

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Je sais, ça ressemble à une blague.

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Mais c'est une malédiction.

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Vous avez pensé suivre
une thérapie ?

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Pour contrôler vos pulsions.

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J'ai testé les psys
et même leurs médocs.

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Mais rien n'est aussi fort
que mon envie.

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Vous agrafez bien les estomacs des gros
pour qu'ils mangent moins.

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Où est la différence ?

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La différence est
qu'il n'y a pas d'opération

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pour une réduction de pénis.

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Vous pouvez comprendre que
cette procédure n'est pas très courante.

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Donc...

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combien on doit enlever ?

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Je ne sais pas.

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Juste assez pour que je doive
me casser le dos pour goûter.

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5 cm ?

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On va faire des recherches,
et on vous recontactera.

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Faites vite. Je suis désespéré.

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Voulez-vous arrêter ces regards ?

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Dites-moi pas
que vous n'avez jamais essayé.

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À ça.

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Quoi ?

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Sous-titres :
Funi

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Sous-titres :
moochie

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Breys

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Sous-titres :
Hutch

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Saison 5 Épisode 19
Manny Skerritt

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Soyons clairs, Kimmy.

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Jamais au grand jamais,
je ne t'opérerai à nouveau.

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C'est super,
parce que je suis magnifique,

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en ce moment.

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C'est pas moi qui ai besoin
de retouches.

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C'est elle.

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Salut.

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T'es donc passée du statut d'idiote,

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- à celui de folle.
- Fous-toi de ma gueule, grand-père,

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mais grâce à...

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mon dévouement constant,

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ta petite-fille vient de signer,

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avec la meilleure agence
pour enfants de la ville.

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Mais pour la caser
sur les meilleures campagnes,

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on va devoir faire quelque chose
à sa bouche.

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- Sa bouche ?
- Les Steve, ses agents...

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Steve Meyer et Steve Freedman
ont dit qu'elle était parfaite.

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Excepté ce léger truc,
ses horribles lèvres.

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Ça ne vient pas de moi, au fait,

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donc ça doit venir
de cette sorcière.

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Linda, pourrais-tu

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arrêter ce que tu fais,
et ramener ton cul ici, s'il te plaît ?

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Tu vas lui faire ses injections
de suite ? C'est super.

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L'amour de ma vie.

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Veux-tu me faire la faveur de prendre
Jenna pour lui donner à boire ?

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Viens ici, ma petite chérie.

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Mon Dieu. T'es pas trop chou ?
Tu vas aller avec elle

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pendant que je discute
avec Joan Crawford.

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Je savais que ça te poserait
un problème !

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Aucun chirurgien esthétique vivant
n'opèrerait un bébé.

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Moi inclus.

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Il y a beaucoup de chirurgiens,
ici, à Beverly Hills,

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- qui prennent les bébés.
- Ah bon ?

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Donne un nom.

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J'ai pas de noms, mais je sais

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 que les Steve leur envoient
tous leurs clients.

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Ils font du restylane,
du botox, des lipos.

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Kimber, dégage.

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Réponds-moi,
qui va lui payer la fac ?

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Ton fils ?

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Ce raté ?

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Tu touches à un seul cheveu

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sur la tête de ce bébé,
et je te jure,

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que j'aurai la garde de Jenna.

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Toi et moi avons été suffisamment loin
pour se sentir aimés

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parce qu'on ne l'était pas assez
dans notre enfance.

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Je veux donner sa chance

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à Jenna de devenir spéciale

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et développer son estime
d'elle-même.

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Je déplacerai ciel et terre
pour lui donner ça,

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parce que personne ne l'a fait
pour moi.

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Tu me comprends maintenant ?

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Du botox sur un bébé ?

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C'est criminel.
Tu dois parler à ces agents.

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Kimber touchera pas à Jenna.
Je lui ai fait peur avec Dieu.

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C'est pas seulement pour Jenna.

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Tu te dois de trouver
le nom de leurs charlatans

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avant qu'ils blessent
d'autres gosses.

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Tu trouves comment lui
escamoter la queue,

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et je m'y colle de suite.

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Le principe serait l'inverse
du sectionnement réalisé

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sur le ligament suspenseur
lors des agrandissements de pénis.

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Logique. Resserrer les ligaments
fait rétrécir le pénis.

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Tu sais que si Liz était ici,

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elle serait en train
de nous faire un exposé,

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sur les pulsions d'autofellation
de M. Skerritt,

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qui sont un exemple du narcissisme
de notre société.

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C'est pas agréable de ne plus entendre
ses monologues du vagin ?

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J'emmerde Liz.
C'est elle qui s'est barrée.

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Non, elle t'a fuie.

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Comment peux-tu être aussi impliqué
et aussi aveugle sur tes fautes ?

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J'accepte la responsabilité, c'est pour
ça que je lui cherche un remplaçant.

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J'ai parlé au chasseur de têtes,
hier, il a envoyé une pile de CV.

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Et quelles qualifications
as-tu demandées ?

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Recherche gros seins
et bonne suceuse ?

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Non. Tu mettras les CV
sur mon bureau, d'accord ?

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Je ne veux pas être coincé
avec un médecin moyen

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juste parce qu'elle a
une belle paire de fesses.

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- Si je peux me permettre, Theodora...
- Appellez-moi, Teddy.

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- Qui est Harley ?
- C'est ma HOG.

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C'est une moto.

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Je fais des courses dans le désert.

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Ça explique la devise
sur votre autre bras.

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Je l'ai depuis une nuit sauvage
à Coachella.

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Et comment les patients réagissent
à vos tatouages ?

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Je n'ai eu des plaintes
que d'autres médecins.

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Des vieux schnoques coincés.

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Bon, Dr Rowe...

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vous aimez certainement
vivre dangereusement.

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J'aime vivre, point.

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Je suis très bonne
dans ce que je fais.

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Pour avoir le boulot, j'ai besoin
de votre aval pour être qui je suis ?

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Si c'est le cas, je dois le savoir
maintenant.

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- Vous étiez première à l'UCLA ?
- J'ai triché.

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Je rigole.

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J'apprends juste plutôt vite.

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- Chanceuse.
- Peut-être.

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Peut-être
que je m'ennuie rapidement.

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Je vois. Donc...

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quelle garantie j'ai que vous resterez
chez nous si je vous prends ?

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Il n'y a aucune garantie
dans la vie, docteur.

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Mais je promets
que si je prends le boulot,

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je le ferai
que si je le trouve intéressant.

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Et, comment...

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comment ça se présente
pour le moment ?

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Jusqu'à présent, très bien.

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Et pour vous ?

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Votre CV est vraiment marquant,
donc...

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Autre chose
que vous trouvez intéressant ?

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Pourquoi j'ai l'impression
que vous posez les questions ?

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Je le fais.

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Mon Dieu.

224
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,322
Elle disait que papy avait de bon gênes,
là on parle de gênes super spéciaux.

225
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:27,872
Je ne sais pas ce que Kimber vous a dit,
mais elle met les pieds

226
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,785
dans une affaire à 1 milliard...

227
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,751
maquillage, accessoires,
et bien sûr, la mode.

228
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,614
Armani, Gucci. Et tout le monde en veut,
tout le monde paye.

229
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:39,839
Jenna pourrait être
la prochaine Cindy Crawford bébé.

230
00:12:41,664 --> 00:12:44,280
Et c'est quoi cette histoire
de la changer ?

231
00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:47,030
Dr Troy, en langage théâtral,

232
00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,726
Jenna a de vilaines
lèvres toutes fines.

233
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:52,863
Les gens n'aiment pas ça
chez les bébés.

234
00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:55,317
Ils aiment les lèvres pleines,
gonflées

235
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,592
et sensuelles.

236
00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:00,445
Vous êtes malades.

237
00:13:01,137 --> 00:13:04,658
Réfléchissez un instant.
Vous êtes circoncis, je pense ?

238
00:13:05,356 --> 00:13:08,912
Vous considérez-vous comme
défiguré par cet acte ?

239
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,920
Ce qui vous a surtout blessé
c'est l'incompréhension

240
00:13:13,045 --> 00:13:15,876
ou le manque d'amour
de vos amis et de votre famille.

241
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:18,505
Bonne réponse, Steve,
c'est très bien.

242
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,927
Et vous irez chez un chirurgien pour
bébés ? Je me demande si je le connais.

243
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,225
Ce renseignement est confidentiel.
Désolé.

244
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,570
Je pensais que vous étiez venu,
car le futur de Jenna vous intéressait.

245
00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:32,745
OK.

246
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,645
C'est Dior bébé.

247
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,897
Ils veulent Ambre
pour la collection d'automne.

248
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,939
Salut Mary, on est intéressés.
Vous nous proposez quoi ?

249
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:47,380
On parle de 5 zéros.
10 000 $ par jour.

250
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:51,286
10 000 $ ! Je devais me faire
sodomiser pour gagner ça !

251
00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:53,218
Une limousine avec bar pour maman,

252
00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:56,293
et toute la garde-robe
revient à Ambre.

253
00:13:57,274 --> 00:13:59,674
Je t'aime, Mary. Stevie t'embrasse.

254
00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:01,243
Alors...

255
00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:03,008
on en était où ?

256
00:14:05,785 --> 00:14:08,680
Quel genre d'augmentation a été pratiqué
sur Ambre ?

257
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,891
Sa mine était renfrognée.

258
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:13,685
Il y a les pleurs mignons,
avec les jolies petites larmes,

259
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:17,481
et puis les braillements colériques.
Les gens n'aiment pas ça.

260
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:22,527
On lui a donc donné une sucette
trempée dans du Bénadryl pour la calmer,

261
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,528
et 4 doses de Botox.

262
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:30,315
- C'était une jolie petite fille avant.
- C'est toujours le cas.

263
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,640
La seule différence,
c'est que ses études sont déjà payées.

264
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:41,421
Tu peux dire à Christian à quel point
c'est dur de poser pour des catalogues ?

265
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,142
Le seul truc que Jenna pourrait faire
sans se faire grossir les lèvres.

266
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:47,719
Ça ne paye que 275 $ par jour.

267
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,808
Et il faudra faire la queue

268
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:53,517
avec des tas de mamans mal attifées.

269
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,147
Je vous comprends.

270
00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:02,029
Pourquoi sortir et vous battre

271
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:04,471
quand vous pouvez gagner
avec des produits chimiques ?

272
00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:06,367
Viens, Kimmy. On s'en va.

273
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,867
On ne partagera pas la fortune de Jenna
avec ces grosses larves,

274
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,670
je serai son manager.

275
00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,166
Bonne chance !

276
00:15:31,645 --> 00:15:33,145
Sean, mon nounours !

277
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,583
Mon Dieu.

278
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,762
Je me ferais bien une cigarette.

279
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,817
Ou un smoothie.

280
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,285
Tu es insatiable, Colleen.

281
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:53,477
C'est toi qui me remplis,
mon petit Sean.

282
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:57,246
Toi et ton délicieux zizi géant.

283
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:02,027
On le fait encore une fois
avant de manger ?

284
00:16:02,147 --> 00:16:03,941
Je vais te faire monter
dans les aigus.

285
00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:06,547
Tu pourras ensuite aller au McDo
et me ramener un hamburger.

286
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:08,671
Le McDo. Mon Dieu.

287
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:13,220
Aidan, c'est dingue.

288
00:16:13,582 --> 00:16:16,348
Je sais. Je me suis cassé le cul
sur ce script.

289
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:19,393
Non. C'est totalement faux.
Je n'ai jamais couché avec Colleen.

290
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:23,331
C'est ma liberté artistique.
On appelle ça faire monter l'audience.

291
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,260
On fait voyager le spectateur, Sean.

292
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:28,525
Lis la suite, ça va te plaire.

293
00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:36,949
Non, Julia.

294
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,445
J'ai dit non, bordel !

295
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:43,542
Oui, j'ai baisé avec une ado, mais je ne
vais pas perdre mes gosses pour ça.

296
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,212
Le seul moyen d'avoir leur garde est

297
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,831
de me passer sur le corps, femme !

298
00:16:50,037 --> 00:16:51,037
Putain !

299
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:08,525
Pourquoi ?

300
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,727
Salut Christian.
Je ne t'avais pas vu.

301
00:17:14,391 --> 00:17:16,441
Comment s'est passé ta journée ?

302
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,606
Dure, hein ? La mienne aussi.

303
00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:24,458
J'ai une greffe de visage à 7 heures.
Je devrais me coucher.

304
00:17:25,363 --> 00:17:26,877
Ne te couche pas trop tard.

305
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,421
Tu as tué Christian ?

306
00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,925
Je ne savais plus quoi faire
de son personnage.

307
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,904
Qu'as-tu fait ?

308
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,696
Je t'ai tout donné, trésor.

309
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,836
Comment peux-tu me quitter
pour la CIA ?

310
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,325
La CIA ?

311
00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:00,037
- J'ai quitté Colleen pour la CAA ?
- Je sais.

312
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,713
C'est cool non ?
T'es devenu un espion.

313
00:18:02,838 --> 00:18:05,332
C'est quoi la différence, d'ailleurs ?
CIA, CAA.

314
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,502
Tous deux sont énormes et effrayants
et pensent régner sur le monde.

315
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,839
Non. Je ne te vendrai jamais
les droits sur mon histoire.

316
00:18:12,164 --> 00:18:14,550
Écoute, Sean, tu me dois bien ça.

317
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,553
Après ma sortie de désintox,
suite à tes manigances avec Eden.

318
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,337
- Je n'ai pas manigancé...
- Ne dis rien.

319
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,841
Puis plus moyen
de trouver du boulot.

320
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,518
Freddy me remplace par Ricky Schroeder.
Je déprime.

321
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:28,318
Et je me dis, qu'il aille au diable.
Je suis Costner.

322
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,943
Je suis une triple menace.
J'écris ce script sans aucune garantie.

323
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:35,863
La chaîne me l'achète.
Morgan Fairchild accepte

324
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,470
de jouer Colleen. Allez, Sean.

325
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,025
C'est mon grand retour !

326
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,904
La corde mortelle,
la vie de Sean McNamara.

327
00:18:44,726 --> 00:18:47,176
C'est mon "Danse
avec les loups", mec.

328
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:50,669
Je m'en remets à toi,

329
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,202
je me sacrifie pour toi.
Je suis sans défense.

330
00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:57,302
Qu'allons-nous faire ?
Tuer des Indiens ?

331
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:01,577
Pas les tuer. Les aider.

332
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:03,521
Lis-le.

333
00:19:04,741 --> 00:19:06,491
Lis-le, c'est tout, Sean.

334
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:09,063
Lis-le en entier.
La fin te surprendra.

335
00:19:12,324 --> 00:19:14,609
Ensuite, on en parlera.
On se rappelle demain matin.

336
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:17,184
Je te laisse dormir dessus.
Je t'aime.

337
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:18,699
À plus.

338
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,085
Elle a peut-être faim.
Ça fait plus d'1 h qu'on est là.

339
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,775
Non, elle a déjà mangé.

340
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,194
J'essaye de l'empêcher de dormir.
Elle a chaud.

341
00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:44,081
Chérie, tu veux jouer
à "Trois petits chats".

342
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,188
Je reviens.

343
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,247
Excusez-moi,

344
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,542
Pourquoi cette femme
est rentrée directement ?

345
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,947
- On attend depuis midi.
- Elle avait rendez-vous.

346
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,162
Rendez-vous !
Nous aussi, il y a une heure.

347
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,584
Vous n'êtes pas avec les Steve ?
Ils sont prioritaires.

348
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,867
Tu parles !

349
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,982
Viens, Kimber, on entre.
Prends la gamine et on entre.

350
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,841
Désolée, on attend encore
une autre maman...

351
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,802
Mais contrairement à nous,
ils n'auront pas ce boulot.

352
00:20:28,223 --> 00:20:30,134
C'est si hollywoodien.

353
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:32,813
Regarde, chérie.
On appelle ça une fausse plage.

354
00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,146
Bonjour. Je suis Christian Troy.

355
00:20:36,271 --> 00:20:39,778
Je suis le manager de cette petite star,
et voici Kimber Henry, sa mère.

356
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,406
- À la suivante. Merci.
- Pardon ?

357
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,490
Elle ne correspond pas à nos attentes.
Faites entrer la suivante.

358
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:49,376
Elle est trop grosse pour vous ?
Elle peut jeûner le jour des photos.

359
00:20:49,905 --> 00:20:53,824
Vous pouvez pas nous virer comme ça.
C'est le plus beau bébé de la journée.

360
00:20:53,949 --> 00:20:55,752
Pas vraiment. Merci d'être venus.

361
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,005
Cette pub est pour des lunettes hein ?
Par là.

362
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,590
Regardez. OK ?

363
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,074
Viens ma chérie.
Montre à cette dame.

364
00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,716
Regardez, c'est une star.

365
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,985
Vous voulez la vérité ?

366
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:11,872
Couvrez ses oreilles.

367
00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,907
Vous n'obtiendrez jamais
de campagne nationale.

368
00:21:16,032 --> 00:21:18,483
Pas avec ces vilaines lèvres
toutes fines.

369
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,298
C'est mon boulot.

370
00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:43,977
Depuis quand une anesthésiste ne peut
plus voir le corps de son patient ?

371
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,002
Je préfèrerais
qu'on suive le protocole.

372
00:21:50,302 --> 00:21:52,910
Dieu du ciel ! Linda, viens voir.

373
00:21:53,035 --> 00:21:55,605
Linda, ne bouge pas.
Teddy, ça suffit.

374
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,688
Pourquoi écrire "Nam" sur sa bite ?

375
00:21:57,813 --> 00:22:01,063
Il a l'air trop jeune
pour y avoir servi.

376
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,747
Ce n'est pas "Nam", en fait,

377
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:13,747
mais Namasté.

378
00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:16,773
Namasté, le soir pour jouer
avec cette chose,

379
00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:19,205
- oui.
- OK. Ça suffit.

380
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,947
Faut d'abord que je fasse une photo.

381
00:22:22,072 --> 00:22:24,258
Hors de question.
Ce n'est pas éthique.

382
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,393
Alors, ce ne sera pas toi
qui la prendras. Vas-y, Linda.

383
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:29,472
- C'est pas drôle, Teddy.
- Relax, Sean.

384
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,892
- Personne le saura.
- Donne-moi ça.

385
00:22:33,928 --> 00:22:36,400
Je comprends pourquoi Linda
trouve l'autre gars plus rigolo.

386
00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:40,984
Très bien.

387
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:44,577
Prends-moi aussi.
Je ne suis pas si coincé.

388
00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:46,781
- Je peux le faire.
- Étire-la.

389
00:22:48,107 --> 00:22:49,324
Je m'en occupe.

390
00:22:50,231 --> 00:22:52,861
OK, génial. Souriez.

391
00:22:52,986 --> 00:22:54,272
Baissez-vous.

392
00:22:54,397 --> 00:22:56,874
C'est super, les gars.

393
00:22:58,623 --> 00:23:01,392
J'adore celle-là. Mon Dieu.
Encore une, allez...

394
00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:04,465
Bon sang !
Prends-moi aussi avec ce monstre.

395
00:23:04,704 --> 00:23:07,845
- Qu'est-ce que tu fous ici ?
- Je te suis, mon pote.

396
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,396
- Pour le film.
- OK. Super. Excellent.

397
00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:13,446
Une avec ma bouche dessus. Non.
On pourrait croire que je suis gay.

398
00:23:13,571 --> 00:23:16,350
On a juste pris une photo
pour nos archives médicales.

399
00:23:16,475 --> 00:23:19,417
Très bien. Mais c'est quoi ?
Une bête de foire ?

400
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,542
- Jamais rien vu de tel.
- Un yogi,

401
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,509
qui se suçait lui-même.

402
00:23:25,255 --> 00:23:26,744
Si je pouvais faire ça,

403
00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:29,570
je regarderais plus la télé.
Voyons quelle taille ça fait.

404
00:23:29,695 --> 00:23:32,285
- Ça suffit.
- Arrête... Tu l'étouffes.

405
00:23:32,673 --> 00:23:35,009
- Tu as lu le script ? La scène finale ?
- Je t'ai dit

406
00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:37,290
que je ne voulais pas de film
sur ma vie.

407
00:23:37,603 --> 00:23:39,140
Et ce script est faux.

408
00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:42,322
Et alors ? À la fin, tu es super.

409
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:45,454
Dans la dernière scène, t'es un héros.
Tu tues Colleen.

410
00:23:45,579 --> 00:23:47,518
Tu sauves ta fille.
Que vouloir de plus ?

411
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:50,593
Sans oublier la bombe atomique
sous la table d'opération.

412
00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:52,596
- Tu n'aimes pas ? On allège.
- C'est ça.

413
00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:55,788
- On peut l'alléger, si tu veux.
- Cette négociation est terminée.

414
00:23:55,913 --> 00:23:57,413
- Va-t-en.
- Quoi ?

415
00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:03,236
De toute façon,
j'aime pas ton déguisement.

416
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,750
Et ton... jargon médical,
et tes conversations à la con.

417
00:24:09,017 --> 00:24:10,281
Ça me va même pas.

418
00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:12,414
Rien de tout ça ne me va.

419
00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:19,012
Je vais me stériliser les mains.

420
00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:20,293
Préparez-le.

421
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,450
Le collagène est
une substance naturelle.

422
00:24:50,898 --> 00:24:54,283
Les bébés se font percer les oreilles.
C'est de la maltraitance, selon toi ?

423
00:24:54,608 --> 00:24:56,108
Non. Vas-y, fais-le.

424
00:25:05,575 --> 00:25:07,225
Non, pas moi.

425
00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:12,093
T'es une chochotte,
tout comme ton fils pathétique.

426
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,527
À Jenna.

427
00:25:51,488 --> 00:25:52,715
À Burberry.

428
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,827
À mes nouveaux meilleurs amis.

429
00:25:56,534 --> 00:25:57,696
Ça va ?

430
00:25:58,589 --> 00:25:59,589
Santé.

431
00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:23,975
Fais gaffe tu vas te faire mal, mec.

432
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,250
C'est bon.

433
00:26:25,389 --> 00:26:28,252
S'étirer facilite la circulation.
Je guérirai plus vite.

434
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:30,755
Vous venez vérifier mes points ?

435
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:37,733
C'est dur à croire,
mais je ne suis pas vraiment un médecin.

436
00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,932
Désolé. Qui êtes-vous ?

437
00:26:42,181 --> 00:26:45,314
Sors de ton ashram.
Regarde un peu la télé, sérieux.

438
00:26:46,349 --> 00:26:47,484
J'en ai pas.

439
00:26:49,352 --> 00:26:51,501
Moi non plus,
si j'en avais une comme toi.

440
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:56,739
Le secret médical n'est pas
trop respecté ici, apparemment.

441
00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,454
Tu sais quoi ? T'as raison.

442
00:26:59,614 --> 00:27:01,623
Le docteur McNamara,
ton chirurgien,

443
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,870
un con narcissique.

444
00:27:04,409 --> 00:27:06,930
C'est un ruineur de vies.
Je l'ai vu de mes propres yeux.

445
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:10,982
Je l'ai suivi pour préparer une émission
que je suis sur le point de tourner.

446
00:27:12,951 --> 00:27:15,693
J'étais là quand il a pris
une photo de ta queue géante.

447
00:27:15,818 --> 00:27:17,510
- Quoi ?
- Tu as bien entendu.

448
00:27:18,576 --> 00:27:19,576
Je suis un...

449
00:27:20,652 --> 00:27:22,390
acteur sensationnel.

450
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:25,785
Et même moi, j'arrivais pas à cacher
mon dégoût contre cette bassesse.

451
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:29,710
- Pourquoi faire ça ?
- C'est une bonne question, pourquoi ?

452
00:27:29,844 --> 00:27:31,044
Est-il jaloux ?

453
00:27:32,296 --> 00:27:33,296
C'est ça ?

454
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:37,517
Est-il jaloux du don de Dieu,
du magnifique don de Dieu envers toi ?

455
00:27:37,642 --> 00:27:38,792
Je ne sais pas.

456
00:27:39,018 --> 00:27:41,367
C'est possible.
Je peux comprendre ça.

457
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,535
D'accord...

458
00:27:43,102 --> 00:27:45,720
- il a toujours les photos ?
- Je sais pas.

459
00:27:45,845 --> 00:27:48,151
Je sais pas, mais t'inquiète pas,
je suis avec toi.

460
00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:50,584
- Merci.
- On va régler ça.

461
00:27:52,578 --> 00:27:55,673
On va le régler...
Tu sais ce que tu devrais faire ?

462
00:27:58,065 --> 00:27:59,567
C'est l'occasion d'en profiter.

463
00:27:59,692 --> 00:28:01,890
Les mecs comme toi
font vœu de pauvreté

464
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:04,432
Tu n'as qu'un caleçon
et un brûleur d'encens, pas vrai ?

465
00:28:06,244 --> 00:28:08,978
- Profites-en !
- Je devrais prendre un avocat.

466
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,270
Oui ! Tu devrais prendre un avocat.

467
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,399
Fais les payer
jusqu'au dernier centime.

468
00:28:16,169 --> 00:28:18,708
Maintenant, apprends-moi
comment tu faisais, Myagi.

469
00:28:23,496 --> 00:28:26,182
- ... tes mains dessus, ça donnait bien.
- Et les bras.

470
00:28:26,307 --> 00:28:28,622
Lâche cette tasse.
Tu ne travailles plus ici.

471
00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:30,458
- Pardon ?
- Tu es virée.

472
00:28:30,785 --> 00:28:33,128
- Tu peux pas la virer.
- Je peux faire ce que je veux

473
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,088
quand il s'agit
de violer les lois américaines.

474
00:28:36,838 --> 00:28:39,467
Et l'une d'elles est
justement prendre des photos pornos

475
00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:41,635
d'un patient sous anesthésie.

476
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,373
Le suceur vient de me crier dessus,

477
00:28:45,498 --> 00:28:47,432
et il menace de prendre un avocat.

478
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:48,734
Aidan.

479
00:28:49,168 --> 00:28:51,645
Alors, c'est vrai.
Tu as pris une photo souvenir

480
00:28:52,537 --> 00:28:55,191
de vous deux et de sa bite.
C'est vraiment pas drôle.

481
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,610
- Si, ça l'est.
- Non, pas du tout !

482
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,782
D'accord,
c'est affreux ce qu'on a fait.

483
00:28:59,907 --> 00:29:02,448
On a pas réfléchi.
Mais c’était pas pour l'exposer.

484
00:29:02,568 --> 00:29:05,871
On essayait de se libérer du stress
d'être des chasseurs de serpent.

485
00:29:08,764 --> 00:29:11,904
Depuis quand c'est moi le responsable ?
Tu te rends compte où ça peut aller ?

486
00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:14,752
Calme-toi, il n'y a pas de preuves,
j'ai supprimé les photos.

487
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:19,655
Ce mec est un prof de yoga.
Il se nourrit de lentilles en boîte.

488
00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:22,471
Donne-lui du fric, il partira d'ici
pensant qu'il a gagné au loto.

489
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,303
Je veux pas me calmer, compris ?

490
00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,142
Et d'où je sors l'argent ?
Les fonds de tiroir ?

491
00:29:27,677 --> 00:29:29,475
En vendant
une paire de tes chaussures.

492
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,601
C'est super drôle.

493
00:29:32,726 --> 00:29:34,044
Tu l'as embauché.

494
00:29:34,169 --> 00:29:35,606
Tu t'en occupes.

495
00:29:44,635 --> 00:29:46,325
- C'est immoral.
- Oui, désolée.

496
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,737
- On n'aurait jamais dû faire ça.
- Désolée.

497
00:30:09,718 --> 00:30:10,970
Tu as déjà mangé ?

498
00:30:14,244 --> 00:30:16,487
Il n'y a rien ici,
donc je sors prendre un truc.

499
00:30:16,612 --> 00:30:18,149
- Tu veux venir ?
- Non.

500
00:30:19,297 --> 00:30:21,318
Je me suis commandé du chinois.

501
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:24,742
Allez.

502
00:30:25,816 --> 00:30:28,114
Écoute, je suis désolé
pour ce qui s'est passé.

503
00:30:28,623 --> 00:30:30,411
C'était stupide et immature,

504
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,408
et comment j'ai pu me laisser
entraîner dans quelque chose de si...

505
00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:34,532
amusant ?

506
00:30:44,015 --> 00:30:46,408
C'était quand la dernière fois
que j'ai pété les plombs ?

507
00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:48,032
Avant que Julia ne parte ?

508
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,352
Peut-être que je ne suis pas
censé vouloir m'amuser.

509
00:30:56,186 --> 00:30:58,230
Peut-être que,
atteint un certain âge...

510
00:30:58,809 --> 00:31:00,851
l'amusement n'est plus si important.

511
00:31:02,672 --> 00:31:05,029
En tout cas,
ça ne l'a jamais été pour moi.

512
00:31:14,579 --> 00:31:15,543
Ça fait mal ?

513
00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:19,176
Pas autant que l'aiguille que tu as
plantée dans la bouche de ma fille.

514
00:31:19,717 --> 00:31:21,053
Qu'est-ce qui t'arrive ?

515
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:22,956
T'inquiète pas,
c'est stérile et vide.

516
00:31:23,076 --> 00:31:25,260
Pas comme ce que tu as mis
dans les lèvres de Jenna

517
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,256
pour qu'elle puisse
signer un contrat.

518
00:31:27,381 --> 00:31:29,435
- Tu as fait ça ?
- Bien sûr que non.

519
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,181
Arrête de mentir !
Je viens de la ramener

520
00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:34,788
et on dirait qu'elle a
une chambre à air dans la lèvre !

521
00:31:34,913 --> 00:31:37,094
C'est ma fille.
Comment as-tu pu faire ça ?

522
00:31:37,219 --> 00:31:38,774
C'était pas moi, trouduc.

523
00:31:39,574 --> 00:31:41,142
Tu as pensé à Kimber?

524
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,511
Où est ton téléphone ?

525
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,322
- Je te jure...
- Ta gueule !

526
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,051
Quoi ? Je fais du shopping.

527
00:32:05,361 --> 00:32:07,849
C'est Christian avec le haut-parleur
pour que Matt entende.

528
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,801
Qui a touché à ma petite-fille ?

529
00:32:10,017 --> 00:32:12,858
Calmez-vous.
Il n'y a rien de mal avec Jenna.

530
00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:15,057
Ses lèvres vont bien.
J'ai fait l'injection.

531
00:32:15,374 --> 00:32:16,232
Quoi ?

532
00:32:16,629 --> 00:32:18,520
On me l'a fait des milliers de fois.

533
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:22,064
Je sais où injecter et avec quelle dose.
C'est sans danger.

534
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:25,557
J'ai juste emprunté le matériel
de Christian, vu qu'il a refusé,

535
00:32:25,682 --> 00:32:27,304
et maintenant Jenna est une star.

536
00:32:27,424 --> 00:32:31,115
La pire chatte de gouttière serait
meilleure mère que toi.

537
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,346
Alors, poursuis-moi, Matt !

538
00:32:33,471 --> 00:32:36,412
En fait, peut-être pas,
parce que je te pourchasserai en justice

539
00:32:36,581 --> 00:32:39,415
pour les mois de retard
pour la pension de Jenna.

540
00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:41,125
Pourquoi tu la fermes pas

541
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:43,919
- et tu me dis merci ?
- Quoi... merci pour quoi ?

542
00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:47,363
À 18 mois seulement,

543
00:32:47,488 --> 00:32:50,084
ta fille a plus de succès
que tu n'en as jamais eu.

544
00:32:50,264 --> 00:32:51,263
Remercie-moi.

545
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,311
Désolé de t'avoir piqué.

546
00:33:08,245 --> 00:33:10,832
Ne débouche pas encore le champagne.

547
00:33:11,484 --> 00:33:12,716
Je n'ai pas dit oui.

548
00:33:13,186 --> 00:33:15,534
Je voulais juste savoir les chiffres.

549
00:33:16,692 --> 00:33:17,577
Très bien.

550
00:33:18,072 --> 00:33:19,111
Je te rappelle.

551
00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:24,126
Aidan dit qu'ils sont prêts
à payer 300 000 pour les droits,

552
00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,381
et 50 de plus
pour participer à la production.

553
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:27,713
Putain !

554
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,494
Oui, mais si tu avais lu le script,
c'est horrible.

555
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,049
Alors, fais-les embaucher
quelqu'un pour le réécrire.

556
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,508
- Ou pas, qui ça intéresse ?
- Moi.

557
00:33:35,704 --> 00:33:38,249
Je ne veux pas avoir
une mauvaise image de moi.

558
00:33:38,369 --> 00:33:41,673
J'ai pratiqué les opérations les plus
intéressantes de tous les temps.

559
00:33:42,134 --> 00:33:43,394
De tous les temps ?

560
00:33:44,145 --> 00:33:47,402
Tu devrais sortir avec M. Skerritt,
vous avez tant en commun.

561
00:33:48,544 --> 00:33:51,304
Vous aimez tous les deux vous sucer.

562
00:33:51,424 --> 00:33:53,072
Je n'ai pas à écouter ça.

563
00:33:53,628 --> 00:33:55,977
Tu n'imagines pas
toutes les pressions que j'ai.

564
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:58,417
Élever trois enfants,

565
00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:00,913
économiser pour vivre seul.

566
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,865
Et tu es prêt
à renoncer à 350 000 $ ?

567
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,757
On dirait que tu joues une scène,
ici, M. Parfait.

568
00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:10,592
Le truc,
c'est que personne ne regarde.

569
00:34:11,213 --> 00:34:12,302
Prends l'argent,

570
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:16,011
donne la moitié à Manny Skerritt
et dépense le reste à Vegas.

571
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,180
Arrête de t'inquiéter

572
00:34:18,348 --> 00:34:20,349
et fais ce que tu as envie de faire.

573
00:34:20,915 --> 00:34:22,935
Vraiment, c'est si facile ?

574
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:25,270
C'est si facile.

575
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:40,029
Qu'est-ce que vous n'aimez pas
chez vous ?

576
00:34:41,984 --> 00:34:44,274
Je vais te dire
ce que je n'aime pas à L.A.

577
00:34:44,646 --> 00:34:47,271
Ne pas pouvoir descendre
Sunset Boulevard à 150 km/h.

578
00:34:48,944 --> 00:34:50,462
Qu'est-ce qui t'est arrivé ?

579
00:34:51,668 --> 00:34:52,735
C'est marrant.

580
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:53,769
J'étais...

581
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:58,179
Je chassais la meuf
avec mon frère, Patty D.

582
00:34:58,299 --> 00:34:59,099
Dempsey.

583
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:02,149
Et des paparazzis nous arrêtent
à un feu rouge.

584
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,732
Ensuite,
on s'est barrés au feu vert.

585
00:35:04,857 --> 00:35:06,937
On a semé ces cons, et puis...

586
00:35:07,798 --> 00:35:10,056
ma Maserati a roulé
sur une plaque de verglas

587
00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:13,569
et on s'est écrasés contre
un poteau téléphonique sur Beverly Glen.

588
00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:17,407
Tu as roulé sur une plaque de verglas
sur Sunset Boulevard ?

589
00:35:19,675 --> 00:35:20,993
Et j'ai le cou cassé.

590
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:24,709
Attends, ça veut dire que l'histoire
de McNamara n'aura pas lieu ?

591
00:35:25,087 --> 00:35:27,969
- Je dois rembourser ?
- Tout tourne toujours autour de toi ?

592
00:35:28,089 --> 00:35:29,172
Mon cou est cassé.

593
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:32,995
Les producteurs ont repoussé la date.

594
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,424
C'est mieux pour moi,
je peux réécrire le script

595
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:38,127
et l'améliorer,
le rendre plus honnête, plus réel.

596
00:35:38,252 --> 00:35:41,309
Virer ces conneries chiantes avec...
c'est quoi son nom...

597
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:43,186
- Julia ?
- Julia et l'enfant.

598
00:35:44,033 --> 00:35:45,989
Le centrer plus sur mon personnage.

599
00:35:46,114 --> 00:35:49,480
- L'étoffer plus. Bien le travailler.
- Alors qu'est-ce que tu fais ici ?

600
00:35:50,664 --> 00:35:52,565
On m'enlève ce truc demain,

601
00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:56,257
et je sais que ça va me laisser
de vilaines cicatrices aux tempes.

602
00:35:56,382 --> 00:35:59,179
Facile. Je pense qu'on peut
te prendre vendredi matin.

603
00:35:59,769 --> 00:36:02,163
Bien.
Je dois me remettre au travail.

604
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,188
Ce qui me fait penser...

605
00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:13,460
tant que j'y suis,

606
00:36:14,169 --> 00:36:17,001
ça vous dérangerait pas de me donner
plus de volume dans le froc ?

607
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:21,338
- Tu veux un allongement du pénis ?
- À part si tu peux allonger ma langue.

608
00:36:26,778 --> 00:36:29,081
Tu t'es cassé le cou
en essayant de te sucer ?

609
00:36:30,971 --> 00:36:31,775
Quoi ?

610
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,408
D'où vous sortez ça ?

611
00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:37,398
Qu'est-ce que... c'est...

612
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,406
J'arrive plus à supporter
cette mascarade.

613
00:36:44,671 --> 00:36:46,099
Je chassais pas la meuf.

614
00:36:46,906 --> 00:36:48,817
Il n'y avait pas
de plaque de verglas.

615
00:36:49,563 --> 00:36:53,293
Depuis que Manny Skerritt
m'a appris comment me satisfaire,

616
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,151
Je suis possédé.
J'y suis souvent presque arrivé.

617
00:36:57,823 --> 00:36:59,886
Mais je ne pouvais pas...
Je n'arrivais pas...

618
00:37:00,011 --> 00:37:02,330
à aller jusqu'au...
Je ne pouvais pas...

619
00:37:02,799 --> 00:37:05,979
Je voulais juste lui donner
des petits bisous, c'est tout.

620
00:37:06,104 --> 00:37:08,141
Pas plus. Et puis quoi ?

621
00:37:09,873 --> 00:37:12,729
Je suis tombé de mon lit
et me suis cassé la C2.

622
00:37:14,593 --> 00:37:18,193
Je voulais juste goûter
le nectar, c'est tout.

623
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,071
Vous pouvez arranger ça ?

624
00:37:33,228 --> 00:37:36,450
On doit donc lui enlever
les cicatrices dues à son appareil,

625
00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:38,050
et lui agrandir le pénis.

626
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,246
Mon dicton est,
toujours commencer par le plus dur,

627
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:43,583
Lame de 15.

628
00:37:43,914 --> 00:37:46,225
Lame de 15 ?
Tu ne préfères pas un trombone ?

629
00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:49,311
Linda, tu as déjà vu
quelque chose d'aussi petit ?

630
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,236
On dirait deux myrtilles
et une petite saucisse.

631
00:37:52,361 --> 00:37:55,012
Il n'a pas besoin d'une intervention,
mais d'un miracle.

632
00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,016
Désolée, je vais juste...

633
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,515
pas besoin de causer plus de souci.

634
00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:02,603
Tu sais quoi,

635
00:38:02,723 --> 00:38:04,796
c'est lui la cause
de tous mes problèmes

636
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,829
Il t'a presque coûté
ton permis d'exercer.

637
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:08,660
- Quel con.
- Petit con.

638
00:38:11,538 --> 00:38:13,156
Tu as un téléphone sur toi ?

639
00:38:18,703 --> 00:38:21,263
- Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
- Une petite assurance

640
00:38:22,523 --> 00:38:25,213
au cas où mes droits
sur l'histoire de Sean McNamara

641
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,024
ne suffisent pas à mes dépenses.

642
00:38:28,711 --> 00:38:29,675
Et voilà.

643
00:38:30,432 --> 00:38:33,071
Maintenant, je peux faire
mon petit chantage.

644
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:39,983
Dîne avec moi ce soir.

645
00:38:40,978 --> 00:38:42,578
Désolé, pas intéressé.

646
00:38:43,207 --> 00:38:46,990
Je pensais à quelque chose
de plus aventureux.

647
00:39:13,407 --> 00:39:14,893
Tu es si belle.

648
00:39:15,529 --> 00:39:16,721
Tu es parfaite.

649
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:20,489
Et je t'aime.

650
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:22,401
Je t'aime vraiment.

651
00:39:25,049 --> 00:39:26,536
Je veux que tu saches...

652
00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:30,943
que tout ce que je fais
pour toi, je...

653
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:41,434
Je veux que tu saches qu'il y a
quelqu'un prêt à se sacrifier pour toi.

654
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,388
Tu vois ?

655
00:39:46,078 --> 00:39:48,816
Christian, allez, va-t-en,
on a une séance.

656
00:39:53,712 --> 00:39:56,489
- Ses lèvres sont impeccables.
- La forme parfaite.

657
00:40:31,414 --> 00:40:34,473
- Tu fais quoi ?
- Ce qui est nécessaire, Christian.

658
00:40:36,204 --> 00:40:37,772
C'est inégal, espèce de salope.

659
00:40:37,932 --> 00:40:41,018
J'ai l'habitude, il faut
un peu de temps pour se propager

660
00:40:42,516 --> 00:40:43,438
Pas vrai ?

661
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,144
Donne-moi cette foutue aiguille.

662
00:40:47,609 --> 00:40:48,943
Elle est difforme.

663
00:40:56,604 --> 00:40:58,380
Tu vois, elle ne pleure même pas.

664
00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:01,728
Comme ils ont dit,
mélangé à la lidocaïne,

665
00:41:01,848 --> 00:41:03,433
on ne sent rien.

666
00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:13,053
Maintenant, tu es parfaite,

667
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:14,545
pas vrai, chérie ?

668
00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:17,892
Tu as intérêt à être partie
quand je me retournerais.

669
00:41:24,736 --> 00:41:26,162
T'inquiète pas, papi.

670
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,954
Ne t'en fais pas pour ta réputation.
J'en prends la responsabilité.

671
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:34,453
Tout le monde croit que je suis
une horrible mère de toute façon.

 

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Previously on Nip/Tuck.

2
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Married?

3
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- What kind of a joke is this?
- This isn't a joke{, Christian}.

4
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Matt and I exchanged our vows
3 days ago.

5
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That's right.

6
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We're pregnant.

7
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We going somewhere?

8
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You are going nowhere,
which is why I am leaving.

9
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What about jJenna?

10
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Jenna will be at Ram's
with the nanny,

11
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and that's where she will be staying
when I am not with her.

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Mr. Mcnamara?

13
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I'm Colleen Rose.
You have a very naturalistic process.

14
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Seanie, I need you tomorrow morning,
6 a.m. reshoot.

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- Excuse me.
- No, excuse me.

16
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I'm {Freddy Prune, }executive producer and creative
at Hearts and Scalpels.{, how can I help you?}

17
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And I'm Sean's agent.

18
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Next week you have a nude scene.

19
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- {But }It's undignified...
- I told that Freddy, forget it!

20
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You get to keep that scrumptious weenie
of yours under wraps.

21
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Hey, cookie.
Got us some jamba juice.

22
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I've got bana berry or razzmatazz
which one do you want?

23
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Eden, right?
Are you looking for Sean?

24
00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,933
I think he's hanging out
with the extras, somewhere...

25
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No, actually,
I took the studio tour and snuck away.

26
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I've always wondered if the big stars
have beds in their trailer.

27
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I am big, darling.

28
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- Do we have enough time?
- {Oh, }They'll wait. I run this show.

29
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In fact,
I run the whole goddamn network.

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- Is this some sort of joke?
- I just don't understand why I'm here.

31
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{Sean Mcnamara! }You are here because you are
the new star of Hearts and Scalpels{, that's why you're here}!

32
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{What?}You put that {little }bitch up
to it to set me up!

33
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- I'm in the middle of a surgery here.
- Hi, Sean.

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We're CAA, and we want to be
in the Sean Mcnamara business.

35
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You will not take away my star!

36
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Not take away my Sean.

37
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What are you doing here, Colleen?
I'm calling 911.

38
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I think it's a good idea.

39
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I'd rather stick
with the cold phone call.

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I want to look younger,
like I did when we met.

41
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That's kind of what New York's about,
too.

42
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New York?

43
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I accepted a position
at NYU's teaching hospital.

44
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We're moving back in 3 weeks.

45
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- {Sean, }She's in v-tac. Her rate's 150.
- Call 911.

46
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We lost her. Olivia's dead.

47
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New York's gonna be so strange
without her now.

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You're still going?

49
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Yeah?

50
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Can you stay a while?
Just until I fall asleep?

51
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I'm not your significant other.

52
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Well, you are kind of.
I mean... not really, but sort of.

53
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Christian, I don't like men.

54
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- I like you.
- I feel exactly the same way.

55
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Most of the time
you drive me batshit,

56
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but you're the only woman
I really trust.

57
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- Can I talk to you about something?
- Liz won't be coming over tonight.

58
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She resigned.
She's moving back to miami.

59
00:03:06,513 --> 00:03:09,564
Tell us what you don't like
about yourself, Mr. Skerritt.

60
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The size of my penis.

61
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- A penis enlargement, great.
- Not an enlargement,

62
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a reduction.
I've got a tyrannosaurus prick.

63
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I'm a yoga instructor, {and }a few months ago
I was at a retreat up in Big Sur.

64
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It was 6 weeks, intensive,
my body really started to open up.

65
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And one day I was in plow,

66
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and I just started sinking
deeper and deeper...

67
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So was your penis prohibiting you
from achieving certain poses?

68
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No.

69
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I can't stop sucking on it.

70
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- You mean metaphorically?
- No, I mean,

71
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I spend almost all day in my apartment
with my dick in my mouth.

72
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Giant penis
plus incredible flexibility

73
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equals the best blow job
you have ever had.

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Self fellatio, that's impossible.

75
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- Mr. Skerritt, that's not...
- No, no, wait, wait.

76
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You can... you can do that?

77
00:04:03,256 --> 00:04:04,911
I can't hold down a job.

78
00:04:06,032 --> 00:04:07,956
And forget about a relationship,
because...

79
00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,324
nobody gets me off the way I can.

80
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You guys have to help me.

81
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I spend almost...

82
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every waking hour with myself.

83
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I know, it sounds like a joke.

84
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But, it's a goddamn curse.

85
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Don't you think
you should maybe see a therapist?

86
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You know,
to deal with your compulsive behavior?

87
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I've tried shrinks.
I even tried the drugs they prescribe.

88
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But nothing
is as strong as the impulse.

89
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Look, you guys staple fatty's stomachs
so they won't eat.

90
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What's the difference?

91
00:04:42,738 --> 00:04:45,094
Well, the difference is
there's no known surgery

92
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for a penis reduction.

93
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You can understand how that procedure
might not be in high demand.

94
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So...

95
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how many inches do you want to lose?

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I don't know.

97
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Just enough so I'd have
to break my back to get a taste.

98
00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:04,292
2 inches?

99
00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:09,142
Well, we're gonna have to research
some options and get back to you.

100
00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,478
Just do it quick.
I'm desperate, man.

101
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Will you stop
with the judgmental looks?

102
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Don't tell me
you guys have never tried it.

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That close.

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What?

105
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Let me be clear, Kimmy.

106
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I will never,
ever do another surgery on you again.

107
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{Well, }That's great,
because I look and feel fantastic

108
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these days.

109
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I'm not the one
who needs the touch-up.

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She does.

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Hello.

112
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{Oh, }I see. So you've gone from stupid

113
00:06:38,736 --> 00:06:41,706
{pos(192,215)}- to completely insane.
- Make fun of me all you want, grandpa,

114
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{pos(192,240)}but thanks to my...

115
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{pos(192,240)}tireless devotion,

116
00:06:46,212 --> 00:06:48,665
your granddaughter
has just been signed

117
00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:51,992
{pos(192,235)}to the hottest baby modeling agency
in town.

118
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But in order
to book the high-end campaigns,

119
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we're gonna have
to do something about her mouth.

120
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{pos(192,240)}- Her mouth?
- The Steves, her agents...

121
00:06:58,964 --> 00:07:02,018
{pos(192,240)}Steve Meyer and Steve Freedman
said she was perfection, right?

122
00:07:03,536 --> 00:07:05,897
{pos(192,230)}Other than her thin,
villainous lips.

123
00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,608
Which she did not get from my side,
by the way,

124
00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,610
so it had to have come from
that witch.

125
00:07:14,712 --> 00:07:16,251
{pos(192,235)}{Hey, }Linda, do you mind

126
00:07:16,376 --> 00:07:18,944
stop practicing your putting
and get your butt in here, please?

127
00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:21,997
Are you gonna give her the injections
right now? {Well, }That's fantastic.

128
00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:25,122
{pos(192,235)}Love of my life.

129
00:07:25,247 --> 00:07:27,894
{a1}Would you do me a favor and take
little Jenna, and give her a fruit bowl?

130
00:07:28,019 --> 00:07:30,099
{a1}Come here, you sweet little thing.

131
00:07:30,224 --> 00:07:32,579
{a1}Oh, my goodness.
Aren't you so sweet?

132
00:07:32,704 --> 00:07:34,217
{a1}Why don't you go with her

133
00:07:34,342 --> 00:07:36,887
while I have a little chat
with Joan Crawford.

134
00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:41,316
I knew you would have issues
with this!

135
00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:44,117
{pos(192,215)}There is not a plastic surgeon alive
who would operate on a baby,

136
00:07:44,242 --> 00:07:45,187
including me.

137
00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:47,848
{pos(130,255)}There are a number of plastic surgeons
right here in Beverly Hills

138
00:07:47,973 --> 00:07:49,691
{a1}- who do work on babies.
- Really?

139
00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:51,359
Name one.

140
00:07:52,503 --> 00:07:54,877
{a1}I don't know their names,
but I know that

141
00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:58,118
{pos(192,215)}the Steves refer all their clients
to them. They do restylane,

142
00:07:58,243 --> 00:07:59,878
{pos(192,215)}botox, lipo.

143
00:08:00,003 --> 00:08:01,328
Kimber, get out.

144
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,290
{pos(192,240)}Answer me this,{Christian,}

145
00:08:04,415 --> 00:08:07,015
who's gonna pay
for her college education?

146
00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:10,152
{pos(192,235)}Your son, that zero?

147
00:08:10,277 --> 00:08:11,893
You touch one flaxen hair

148
00:08:12,018 --> 00:08:14,590
on the head of that baby,
and I swear to you,

149
00:08:14,715 --> 00:08:16,667
I will get custody of Jenna.

150
00:08:20,755 --> 00:08:24,630
You and I have gone
to such tragic lengths to feel loved

151
00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,071
because we weren't valued
as children.

152
00:08:28,335 --> 00:08:32,870
Now, I am determined to give our Jenna
a shot at feeling special,

153
00:08:33,286 --> 00:08:36,154
and to develop her sense of self
and her value.

154
00:08:36,322 --> 00:08:38,622
And I will move heaven and earth
to give that to her,

155
00:08:38,747 --> 00:08:40,797
because nobody did that for me.

156
00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:44,507
So are you on board with that?

157
00:08:51,877 --> 00:08:53,177
Botox on a baby?

158
00:08:53,739 --> 00:08:56,341
It's criminal. You need to go talk
to those modeling agents.

159
00:08:56,510 --> 00:08:59,344
Kimber would never touch Jenna now.
{, trust me.} I'll put the fear of god in her.

160
00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:01,290
{Well, }It's not just for Jenna.

161
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,980
You have a moral obligation
to find out the names of the quacks

162
00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:05,923
they're using
before they hurt any more kids.

163
00:09:06,048 --> 00:09:08,052
{Fine! }You figure out how to turtle
Mr. Skerritt's dong,

164
00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:09,530
and I'll get right on it.

165
00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:12,779
{Well, }The principal would just be
the inverse of the funditory

166
00:09:12,904 --> 00:09:16,068
and suspense religament release
we do for a penis enlargement.

167
00:09:16,193 --> 00:09:18,710
Makes sense. Tighten the ligaments,
shrink the wang.

168
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:20,067
Yeah.

169
00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:23,942
You know, if Liz were here,

170
00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,366
she'd be giving us a lecture
right now

171
00:09:26,491 --> 00:09:29,649
about how Mr. Skerritt's
compulsive self-fellating

172
00:09:29,774 --> 00:09:32,929
is just another example
of our narcissistic society.

173
00:09:33,318 --> 00:09:36,242
{Tell me about it. }Isn't it nice not to hear
her vagina monologues anymore?

174
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,591
I tell you, screw Liz.
She walked out on us.

175
00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:40,512
No, she walked out on you.

176
00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:43,972
How can someone as self-involved as you
not see that this is all your fault?

177
00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,517
I accept responsibility,

178
00:09:45,642 --> 00:09:47,854
which is why I'm taking care
of finding a replacement.

179
00:09:48,127 --> 00:09:51,282
I talked to a headhunter yesterday{ and},
he's{ already} sent over a stack of resumes.

180
00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:53,356
And what qualifications
did you give him?

181
00:09:53,606 --> 00:09:56,109
Must have big tits
and a willingness to give blow jobs?

182
00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:59,619
No.
You put the resumes on my desk, OK?

183
00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:02,204
I'm not getting stuck
with some mediocre doctor

184
00:10:02,329 --> 00:10:05,327
just because she happens to be
a nice piece of ass.

185
00:10:19,665 --> 00:10:23,189
- If I may ask, Theodora...
- Call my Teddy.

186
00:10:25,449 --> 00:10:27,992
- Who is Harley?
- That's my hog.

187
00:10:30,385 --> 00:10:31,804
It's a motorcycle.

188
00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,479
I race in the desert.

189
00:10:34,816 --> 00:10:36,941
That would explain
the motto on your other arm.

190
00:10:38,736 --> 00:10:42,029
I got that after a wild night
at Coachella.

191
00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:46,867
And how do your patients react
to these uplifting tattoos?

192
00:10:46,992 --> 00:10:49,537
I've only ever gotten complaints
from other physicians.

193
00:10:50,157 --> 00:10:51,557
Uptight old farts.

194
00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:55,543
Well, Dr. Rowe...

195
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,713
you certainly like to live
dangerously.

196
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,632
I like to live, period.

197
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,635
Look, I am very good at what I do.

198
00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:07,639
To get this job, do I need
permission from you to be who I am?

199
00:11:08,106 --> 00:11:10,656
If so, let me know now.
I'm out the door.

200
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:15,313
- You were first in your class at UCLA?
- I cheated.

201
00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:18,236
Kidding.

202
00:11:19,735 --> 00:11:22,237
I just happen
to pick things up pretty fast.

203
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,365
- You're lucky.
- Maybe.

204
00:11:26,392 --> 00:11:28,368
Maybe I just get bored quickly.

205
00:11:29,298 --> 00:11:30,707
I see. So...

206
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:35,365
what guarantee do I have
that you'll stay if we hire you?

207
00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:39,295
There are no guarantees in life,
doctor.

208
00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:42,648
But I do promise if I take the job,

209
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,278
I will only take it
if I find the place interesting.

210
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:51,969
And, how...

211
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,346
how do we seem so far?

212
00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:56,484
So far, so good.

213
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,508
What about you?

214
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:03,029
Your vitae is certainly outstanding,
so...

215
00:12:05,364 --> 00:12:07,198
Anything else you find interesting?

216
00:12:10,134 --> 00:12:13,234
Why do I suddenly feel
like you're interviewing me?

217
00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,499
I am.

218
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,119
Oh, my.

219
00:12:22,506 --> 00:12:26,422
She said granddaddy had good genes,
but we're talking extra special genes.

220
00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:29,972
I don't know if Kimber's filled you in,
but she's getting in on the ground floor

221
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,885
of a billion dollar industry...

222
00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:34,851
make-up, accessories,
and of course, fashion.

223
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,714
Armani, Gucci. Everybody wants in,
everybody's paying.

224
00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:41,939
We think Jenna can be the next baby
Cindy Crawford.

225
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,380
So what's all this talk
about changing her?

226
00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:49,130
Dr. Troy, in theatrical parlance,

227
00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,826
Jenna has thin, villainous lips.

228
00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:54,963
People don't like
that look on babies.

229
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:57,185
They like full, bee-stung,

230
00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,692
sensual lips.

231
00:13:01,123 --> 00:13:02,545
That is really sick.

232
00:13:03,237 --> 00:13:06,758
Try to think of it in another way.
You were circumcised, I presume?

233
00:13:07,456 --> 00:13:11,012
Would you call yourself scarred
or traumatized by that procedure?

234
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:15,020
Probably what scarred you was
more about being misunderstood

235
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:17,595
or unloved
by your friends and family.

236
00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:20,605
That's a good answer, Steve,
that's very good.

237
00:13:22,442 --> 00:13:26,027
So who you go to, baby plastic surgeons?
I'm curious if I know any of them.

238
00:13:26,195 --> 00:13:28,200
We don't disclose that information.

239
00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,325
I'm sorry.

240
00:13:30,032 --> 00:13:33,670
I thought we came here today because
you're interested in Jenna's future.

241
00:13:33,795 --> 00:13:34,845
Right, yep.

242
00:13:35,576 --> 00:13:36,749
It's the baby Dior people.

243
00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:39,997
They want to book little Amber
for the fall collection.

244
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,539
Hello, Mary, we're thrilled.
What's the offer?

245
00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:49,480
We're looking for 5 digits, Mary.
10,000 a day.

246
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:53,386
10,000! I had to do anal
for that kind of money.

247
00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:55,318
A limo with a fully stocked bar
for mom

248
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:58,393
and all wardrobe becomes
property of baby Amber.

249
00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:01,774
Love you, Mary.
Stevie sends kisses.

250
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,343
So...

251
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:05,108
where were we?

252
00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:10,780
What type of augmentation
did baby Amber receive?

253
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,991
She was a scowler.

254
00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,785
There's cute crying,{ you know,}
with the tender little tears,

255
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:19,581
and then there's angry, scowly crying.
People don't like that.

256
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:24,627
So she was given a little benadryl lolly
to keep her calm,

257
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,087
and 4 units of botox.

258
00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,656
She was a beautiful girl
before the botox.

259
00:14:30,781 --> 00:14:32,415
She's a beautiful girl now.

260
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:35,740
The only difference is,
now her college fund is full.

261
00:14:39,915 --> 00:14:43,521
{Hey, steves, }Could you tell Christian how horrible
and demeaning catalog work is?

262
00:14:43,689 --> 00:14:45,826
{You know, }The kind that you said
that Jenna would only book

263
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,544
if she didn't do the lip filler.

264
00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:49,819
It only pays about 275 a day.

265
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:51,908
And be prepared to wait in hallways

266
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:55,617
with a sea of snotty tots
and poorly-groomed moms.

267
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,247
I'm onto you guys.

268
00:15:02,381 --> 00:15:05,008
Why actually go out and hustle
when you can beat the competition

269
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,233
with chemicals? Come on, Kimmy.

270
00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:09,007
We're out of here.

271
00:15:09,132 --> 00:15:12,967
We are not sharing Jenna's fortune
with these lazy scumbags.

272
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,770
I'll be her manager.

273
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:20,266
Good luck with that.

274
00:15:33,945 --> 00:15:35,095
Sean bear!

275
00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:42,811
Oh, man.

276
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,062
I could use a cigarette right now.

277
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,361
Or a jamba juice.

278
00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:51,585
You're insatiable, Colleen.

279
00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:55,540
You're what fills me up,
Seanie bear.

280
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:59,546
You, and your scrumptious,
super-sized weenie.

281
00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:04,526
Let's do it one more time before
we eat, OK?

282
00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:06,141
I'm gonna make you hit an E flat.

283
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,847
Then you can run out to hooters,
you can pick me up some hot wings.

284
00:16:09,017 --> 00:16:10,971
Oh, hooters. Oh, my god.

285
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,520
Aidan, this is insane.

286
00:16:15,882 --> 00:16:18,648
I know. I wrote the shit
out of that script.

287
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:21,693
No. It's completely inaccurate.
I never slept with Colleen.

288
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,233
That's artistic license, dude.

289
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,631
It's called increasing the stakes,
raising the drama.

290
00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:28,700
What we're doing is we're taking
the viewer on a journey, Sean.

291
00:16:28,825 --> 00:16:31,125
Keep reading, you're gonna like it.

292
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:39,249
No, Julia.

293
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,745
I said no, goddamnit!

294
00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:45,842
Yes, I screwed a hot teen,
but I'm not losing my children over it.

295
00:16:46,592 --> 00:16:48,512
The only way you'll get custody
over my children

296
00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:50,690
is over my dead body, woman!

297
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:53,206
Damn it!

298
00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:10,825
Why?

299
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:16,027
Hey, Christian, I didn't see you
there, buddy.

300
00:17:16,691 --> 00:17:18,153
How was your day, partner?

301
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,906
Rough one, huh? Yeah, me too.

302
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,758
I got a face transplant
at 7 A.M. I better hit the sack.

303
00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,177
Don't stay up too late.

304
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:31,721
You killed Christian?

305
00:17:32,755 --> 00:17:35,225
I didn't know what to do
with his character anymore.

306
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,336
What did you do?!

307
00:17:49,951 --> 00:17:51,996
I gave you everything, cookie.

308
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:57,136
How could you leave me for the CIA?

309
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:58,855
The CIA?

310
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,337
- I left colleen for CAA!
- I know.

311
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,013
How cool is it that
I made you a spy?

312
00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:07,632
What's the big diff, anyway?
CIA, CAA.

313
00:18:07,802 --> 00:18:10,802
They're both big and scary
and they think they rule the world.

314
00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:13,667
No. I'm not selling you
the rights to my story, no way.

315
00:18:14,465 --> 00:18:15,432
Look, Sean.

316
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:16,850
You owe me.

317
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,853
Ever since I got out of sex rehab
cause of your little set up with Eden.

318
00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:22,637
- I didn't set you up...
- Don't even go there.

319
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,060
Next thing, I can't get a job.

320
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,818
Freddy replaces me with
Ricky Schroeder. I am depressed.

321
00:18:27,943 --> 00:18:30,618
And I say, you know what,
screw him, I'm Costner, man.

322
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,492
I'm a triple threat. I write
this script on spec, lifetime.

323
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:38,163
The network picks it up.
The {Morgan}Fairchild attaches herself

324
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,770
to play Colleen. Come on, Sean!

325
00:18:40,895 --> 00:18:42,325
This is my comeback!

326
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:45,204
Deadly Tightrope
the Sean McNamara story

327
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,999
It's my dances with wolves, man.

328
00:18:51,221 --> 00:18:53,103
I'm giving myself to you,

329
00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:56,223
I'm sacrificing myself
for you. I'm unarmed.

330
00:18:56,627 --> 00:18:58,062
What we are gonna do?

331
00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,996
We're gonna kill some indians?

332
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:04,189
We're not going to kill them.
We're going to help them.

333
00:19:04,821 --> 00:19:06,191
You're going to read it.

334
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,415
Just read it, Sean.

335
00:19:09,135 --> 00:19:11,363
Just read the whole thing.
The ending's amazing.

336
00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:16,909
Then we'll talk. I'll call you
in the A.M., or you call me.

337
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:18,949
I'll let you sleep on it.
I love you.

338
00:19:19,999 --> 00:19:20,957
See ya.

339
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:39,385
Maybe she needs some food.
We've been here over an hour.

340
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,075
No, I've fed her twice already.

341
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,494
I'm just trying to keep her
from napping. She's hot.

342
00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:46,381
Honey,
do you wanna play Patty Cake? No?

343
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:53,605
I'll be right back.

344
00:19:55,284 --> 00:19:57,435
Excuse me, miss? Miss,

345
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,842
excuse me. Why did that lady just go
straight in there?

346
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,247
- We've been here since noon.
- She had an appointment.

347
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,462
An appointment! We had
an appointment an hour ago.

348
00:20:04,587 --> 00:20:07,884
You're not with the Steves, are you?
They always get in first.

349
00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:13,348
That is bullshit!

350
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,282
Come on, Kimber, we're going in.
Let's go. Get the kid, we're going in.

351
00:20:19,142 --> 00:20:21,141
I'm sorry, we still have
one more mom{we're waiting for}...

352
00:20:21,311 --> 00:20:24,102
Listen, lady. They're not
going to get the job. We are.

353
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,525
This is so Hollywood.

354
00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:35,113
See, honey, look. That's called
a fake beach.

355
00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:37,657
Hi. I'm Christian Troy.

356
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,078
I'm the little starlet's manager and
this is Kimber Henry, her mother.

357
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:44,706
- Next. Thank you very much.
- Excuse me?

358
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,514
Not what we're looking for.
Have reception show the next one in.

359
00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:49,591
Is it because she's too fat?

360
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,080
Because she doesn't need to eat
the day of the shoot.

361
00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:53,764
You can't just dismiss us like that.

362
00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:55,463
She's the most beautiful girl{you've seen all day}.

363
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:58,052
'fraid not. Thanks for comin'.

364
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,305
This thing's for those
sunglasses, right? Over here.

365
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:01,890
Let's take a look, all right?

366
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,374
Hey, come on, sweetie.
Show this lady.

367
00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:07,016
Hey, look, the kid is a star.

368
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,285
You want the honest truth?

369
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,172
Cover her ears, sweetie.

370
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:18,207
You'll never get her
a national campaign.

371
00:21:18,332 --> 00:21:20,783
Not with those thin,
villainous lips.

372
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,598
That's my job.

373
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:46,277
Since when is the anesthesiologist
not allowed to see the patient's body?

374
00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:49,302
I would just prefer it
if we followed protocol.

375
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,210
Oh, my god in heaven!
Linda, get over here.

376
00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:57,905
Linda, you stay right where you are.
Teddy, that's enough.

377
00:21:58,073 --> 00:21:59,988
Why would a guy write
"nam" on his dick?

378
00:22:00,113 --> 00:22:03,363
He looks way too young
to have ever served over there.

379
00:22:05,871 --> 00:22:08,047
It doesn't say "nam," OK?

380
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:15,916
Namaste.

381
00:22:17,007 --> 00:22:19,073
Namaste home at night
and play with that thing,

382
00:22:19,198 --> 00:22:21,505
- Oh, yeah.
- All right, that's enough.

383
00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:24,247
I've gotta get a picture
of this first.

384
00:22:24,372 --> 00:22:26,558
Absolutely not. That's unethical.

385
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,491
Then I won't ask you to take it.
You do it, linda.

386
00:22:29,818 --> 00:22:31,772
- It's not funny, Teddy.
- Oh, Sean, relax.

387
00:22:32,065 --> 00:22:35,192
- No one will find out.
- Ah, give me that.

388
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,696
Now I know why Linda said
the other guy's the fun one.

389
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,284
Fine.

390
00:22:43,877 --> 00:22:46,877
I'll get in there.{ You know,}
I'm not a tight ass, you know?

391
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:49,081
- I can kick back.
- Stretch it out.

392
00:22:50,408 --> 00:22:51,458
I'll do it.

393
00:22:52,531 --> 00:22:55,161
OK, that's great. Fantastic.
Come on, smile.

394
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,572
Get down, oh, yeah.

395
00:22:56,697 --> 00:22:59,174
Oh, guys, that's fantastic.

396
00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:03,692
I love that one. Oh, my god.
One more. Come on, just...

397
00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:06,765
Holy shit!{ Whoa!}
Take one of me with that monster!

398
00:23:07,004 --> 00:23:10,145
- {Aidan,}What the hell are you doing here?!
- I'm shadowing you, bro.

399
00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:12,831
- For the movie.
- OK. Great. Perfect.

400
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,746
{Oh, wait, }Get one of me with my lips on it.
Wait, maybe that would make me gay.

401
00:23:15,871 --> 00:23:18,650
We just took a picture
for our medical records, OK?

402
00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:21,717
Oh, all right. But what is he?
Is he like a circus freak?

403
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:23,842
- I've never seen anything like it.
- A yogi,

404
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,117
addicted to sucking himself off.

405
00:23:27,555 --> 00:23:29,044
God, if I could do that,

406
00:23:29,169 --> 00:23:31,870
I swear, I would never watch tv.
{Hey, }Let's see how long it can get.

407
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,585
- That's enough.
- Don't... you're suffocating him.

408
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,992
- {Oh, hey, }Did you read the script yet?{ The last scene?}
- I told you,

409
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,390
I'm not interested in having
a movie made about my life.

410
00:23:39,703 --> 00:23:41,240
And that script is full of lies.

411
00:23:41,365 --> 00:23:44,422
{Well, so what? }Come on, at the end of it,
you come out looking amazing{, Sean}.

412
00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:47,554
The last scene,{ Sean, }when you read it,
you're the hero. You off Colleen,

413
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:49,618
you save your daughter.
{I mean, }What else could you want?

414
00:23:49,743 --> 00:23:52,693
And don't forget the nuclear bomb
under the operating table.

415
00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:54,701
- {That's... }You don't like it? Easy lift.
- That's it.

416
00:23:55,064 --> 00:23:57,888
- {Well, }It's an easy lift.
- {No, }This negotiation is over. That's it.

417
00:23:58,013 --> 00:23:59,513
- Out, out.
- What?

418
00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:01,912
Well...

419
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:05,332
you know what, I don't like
your fancy costumes, anyway.

420
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,300
And your... medical jargon,
your fancy talks.

421
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,381
Doesn't even fit me!

422
00:24:12,764 --> 00:24:14,314
None of this fits me!

423
00:24:19,062 --> 00:24:20,512
I'm gonna scrub up.

424
00:24:21,343 --> 00:24:22,343
Prep him.

425
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,050
Collagen's a natural substance.

426
00:24:52,998 --> 00:24:56,383
{I mean, }Babies get their ears pierced, right?
{I mean, }Do you consider that child abuse?

427
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,208
No. Come on, do it.

428
00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,325
No. I'm not doing this.

429
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,193
You are a stupid wimp
just like your pathetic son.

430
00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:52,807
To baby Jenna.

431
00:25:53,465 --> 00:25:54,815
To baby Burberry.

432
00:25:55,735 --> 00:25:57,927
To my new best friends.

433
00:25:58,634 --> 00:25:59,796
{Right?}

434
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:01,689
Cheers.

435
00:26:23,822 --> 00:26:26,075
{Whoa, }Dude. Watch it,
you're gonna strain your milk, buddy.

436
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,350
Oh, it's OK.

437
00:26:27,489 --> 00:26:30,352
Stretching helps the circulation.
I'll heal up faster.

438
00:26:31,103 --> 00:26:32,855
Are you here to check my stitches?

439
00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:39,833
I know it's hard to believe,
but I'm not really a doctor.

440
00:26:41,204 --> 00:26:43,032
OK. I'm sorry. Who are you?

441
00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:47,411
Get your head out of the ashram{, buddy}.
Watch some television. Seriously.

442
00:26:48,449 --> 00:26:49,925
I can't. I don't own one.

443
00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:53,042
You... neither would I
if I were swinging your club.

444
00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,839
I guess doctor-patient confidentiality
doesn't mean shit around here.

445
00:26:59,174 --> 00:27:01,554
No, you know what,{ you're right.}
you're absolutely right.

446
00:27:01,877 --> 00:27:04,277
You know, your doctor,
Sean Mcnamara,

447
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:05,970
narcissistic prick.

448
00:27:06,509 --> 00:27:09,030
{Yeah. }He's a ruiner of lives.
I've observed this firsthand.

449
00:27:09,155 --> 00:27:11,986
I've been following him
in anticipation of a television event

450
00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,511
I'm about to film.

451
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,793
I was there when he snapped
a photo of your super dick.

452
00:27:17,918 --> 00:27:19,610
- What?
- Yeah, he did.

453
00:27:20,676 --> 00:27:21,676
I am a...

454
00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:24,102
phenomenal actor.

455
00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:27,885
And even I couldn't hide my distaste
at his despicable actions.

456
00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:31,810
- Why would he do that?!
- {Why would he? }That's a great question. {I don't know, }Why would he?

457
00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,144
Is he jealous?

458
00:27:34,396 --> 00:27:35,396
Is he?

459
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:39,617
Is he jealous of your god-given gift,
your beautiful, beautiful gift?

460
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,892
I don't know.

461
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,467
It's possible.
I can understand that.

462
00:27:43,635 --> 00:27:44,635
OK...

463
00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:47,820
- does he still have the pictures?
- I don't know.{ I don't know.}

464
00:27:47,945 --> 00:27:50,251
I don't know, but don't worry,
I am on your side.

465
00:27:50,376 --> 00:27:52,684
- Thank you.
- {I am on your side. }We are going to figure this out.

466
00:27:54,678 --> 00:27:57,773
We're gonna figure...
you know what you should do?

467
00:27:58,068 --> 00:27:59,499
{No, what?You know what you should do?}

468
00:28:00,165 --> 00:28:01,667
This is your chance to cash in.

469
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,990
{Yeah,}I know you guys take
a vow of poverty or something.{, right?}

470
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:07,853
All you own is a pair of sweaty shorts
and an incense burner, am I right?

471
00:28:08,344 --> 00:28:11,078
- Cash in!
- Oh, my god. I should get a lawyer.

472
00:28:11,246 --> 00:28:13,677
Yes, yes! You should get a lawyer.

473
00:28:13,802 --> 00:28:15,499
{You should get a lawyer, }You should sue the pants off them.

474
00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:20,554
Now teach me how you did it, myagi.

475
00:28:25,596 --> 00:28:28,282
- ... your hands on it, looks good.
- And the arms.

476
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,722
Put down that coffee cup.
You don't work here anymore.

477
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,558
- Excuse me?
- You're fired.

478
00:28:32,889 --> 00:28:35,228
- You can't fire her.
- I can do whatever I goddamn like

479
00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:38,188
when it comes to violating
the rules of the american board.

480
00:28:38,938 --> 00:28:41,567
One of which just happens to be
taking pornographic photographs

481
00:28:42,089 --> 00:28:43,735
of a patient under anesthesia.

482
00:28:45,238 --> 00:28:47,473
I just got an earful from suck
me off in there,

483
00:28:47,598 --> 00:28:49,532
and he's threatening
to get a lawyer.

484
00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:50,834
Aidan.

485
00:28:51,268 --> 00:28:53,745
So you did. You actually took
a sears family picture

486
00:28:54,637 --> 00:28:57,291
of you two and that guy's dick.
That is just not funny.

487
00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:59,710
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not!

488
00:28:59,878 --> 00:29:01,669
Look, it was terrible what we did.

489
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:04,665
We weren't thinking.
But it wasn't meant for publication.

490
00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:07,968
We were just trying to relieve
the stress of being snake-wranglers.

491
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:14,004
When did I become the responsible one?
Do you realize how ugly this could get?

492
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,852
{Oh, }Relax, there is no evidence
I erased all the pictures.

493
00:29:17,979 --> 00:29:21,867
This guy is a yoga teacher.
He lives off canned lentils.

494
00:29:21,992 --> 00:29:24,568
Throw him a bone. He'll leave
here thinking he won the lottery.

495
00:29:24,736 --> 00:29:26,403
I don't want to relax, sweetheart.{ OK?}

496
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:29,239
And where am I gonna get
this bone from? Petty cash?

497
00:29:29,777 --> 00:29:31,575
We could sell a pair of your shoes.

498
00:29:33,328 --> 00:29:34,701
{Oh, }Yeah, that's real funny.

499
00:29:34,826 --> 00:29:35,788
You hired her.

500
00:29:36,269 --> 00:29:37,706
You fix this.

501
00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:48,425
- That's terrible.
- Sorry, it is.

502
00:29:48,593 --> 00:29:50,837
- We should never have done that.
- Sorry.

503
00:30:11,818 --> 00:30:12,838
You eaten yet?

504
00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:18,587
{Well, }There's nothing to eat{ here}.{ So}
I was gonna grab some dinner.

505
00:30:18,712 --> 00:30:20,249
- You want to come?
- Nope.

506
00:30:21,397 --> 00:30:23,418
I ordered chinese for me.

507
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,842
{Oh, }Come on.

508
00:30:28,218 --> 00:30:29,967
{Look, }I'm sorry about what happened.

509
00:30:30,723 --> 00:30:32,511
It was stupid and immature,

510
00:30:32,679 --> 00:30:35,467
and how can I be talked
into something that was just...

511
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:36,632
so much fun?

512
00:30:46,115 --> 00:30:47,991
{Hey, }When's the last time I cut loose?

513
00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:49,881
Before Julia left?

514
00:30:54,411 --> 00:30:57,452
Maybe I'm just not supposed
to give a shit about having fun.

515
00:30:58,286 --> 00:31:00,330
Maybe you reach
a certain age, and...

516
00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:02,951
fun just isn't what life's about.

517
00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:07,129
Certainly hasn't been
what my life's about.

518
00:31:16,798 --> 00:31:17,946
Hurts, doesn't it?

519
00:31:18,071 --> 00:31:21,276
Probably not as bad as when you stuck
a needle into my daughter's mouth!

520
00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:23,279
{Well, }What the hell is wrong with you?

521
00:31:23,404 --> 00:31:25,097
{Oh, Don't worry, }It's sterile
and there's nothing in it.

522
00:31:25,222 --> 00:31:27,357
Very different from the crap
you shot into Jenna's lips

523
00:31:27,525 --> 00:31:29,356
so she could sign
some modeling contract.

524
00:31:29,481 --> 00:31:31,535
- Did you actually do that?
- {Oh, }Of course not!

525
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:34,281
Stop lying, man!
I just picked her up from a play date

526
00:31:34,450 --> 00:31:36,888
{and }she looks like she's got
a damn innertube in her upper lip!

527
00:31:37,013 --> 00:31:39,194
That was my daughter,
{Christian, }how could you do that?

528
00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:40,874
It wasn't me, you asshole.

529
00:31:41,674 --> 00:31:43,242
Did you ever think about Kimber?

530
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:45,355
Where's your phone?

531
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,422
- I swear to god...
- Shut up!

532
00:32:05,865 --> 00:32:07,433
What do you want{, Matt}? I'm shopping.

533
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,850
It's Christian on speakerphone
with Matt so he can hear.

534
00:32:09,975 --> 00:32:11,901
Who { he hell }did you get
to shoot up my granddaughter?

535
00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:14,958
Both of you need to calm down.
There's nothing wrong with Jenna.

536
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,182
Her lips are fine.

537
00:32:16,307 --> 00:32:18,604
- I'm the one who gave her the shot.
- You did what?!

538
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:20,620
{Well, }I've been injected a thousand times.

539
00:32:20,745 --> 00:32:23,363
I know where to aim
and I know how hard to squeeze.

540
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:24,669
It's completely safe.

541
00:32:24,794 --> 00:32:27,831
I simply borrowed the supplies from
Christian when he refused to do it,

542
00:32:27,956 --> 00:32:29,404
and now Jenna's a star.

543
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,215
{Kimber, }Alley cats who dump their litters
in gutters make better mothers than you.

544
00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:35,446
{Oh, well, }Then why don't you sue me, Matt?

545
00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:38,512
{Oh, Wait, }On second thought you better not,
because I'll haul your ass into court

546
00:32:38,681 --> 00:32:41,515
for the months you're behind
on Jenna's child support.

547
00:32:41,992 --> 00:32:43,225
Why don't you shut up

548
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,019
- and say thank you?
- What... thank you for what?

549
00:32:46,821 --> 00:32:49,463
Your daughter is only 18 months old

550
00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:52,184
and she's already more
of a success than you'll ever be.

551
00:32:52,364 --> 00:32:53,363
Be grateful.

552
00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:04,411
I'm sorry I stabbed you.

553
00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:12,932
Don't pop
any champagne corks just yet, Aidan.

554
00:33:13,584 --> 00:33:14,816
I'm not saying yes.

555
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:17,634
I just wanted to know
what the numbers might be.

556
00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:19,677
All right.

557
00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,211
I'll call you.

558
00:33:23,652 --> 00:33:26,226
Aidan says they're willing
to pay 300,000 for the rights,

559
00:33:26,477 --> 00:33:28,478
and another 50 to consult on
the production.

560
00:33:28,897 --> 00:33:29,813
Holy shit.

561
00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:32,594
{Yeah, but }I don't know. If you could have
read this script, it is terrible.

562
00:33:32,775 --> 00:33:35,149
So have them hire
someone else to rewrite it.

563
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,608
- Or don't, who cares?
- I care.

564
00:33:37,804 --> 00:33:40,180
I mean, I don't want
my image misrepresented.

565
00:33:40,469 --> 00:33:43,201
I've performed some of the most
interesting surgeries of all time.

566
00:33:44,234 --> 00:33:45,234
Of all time?

567
00:33:46,245 --> 00:33:49,499
{Sean, You should }Go hang out with Mr. Skerritt,
you two have so much in common.

568
00:33:50,644 --> 00:33:52,517
You both like blowing yourselves.

569
00:33:53,524 --> 00:33:55,172
I don't need to listen to this.

570
00:33:55,828 --> 00:33:58,204
You don't understand
the pressures I'm under.

571
00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,425
Trying to raise 3 kids,

572
00:34:01,112 --> 00:34:03,013
trying to save up,
buy a place of my own.

573
00:34:03,181 --> 00:34:05,965
And you're willing
to turn down $350,000?

574
00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:10,388
You walk around here like you have
a camera on you, Mr. Perfect.

575
00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:12,689
The dirty secret is, no one cares.

576
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:14,399
Take the cash,

577
00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:18,111
give half of it to Manny Skerritt
and blow the rest on a trip to Vegas.

578
00:34:18,279 --> 00:34:20,280
Stop worrying about
how {other }people are going to react{ to you},

579
00:34:20,448 --> 00:34:22,449
and do what you want to do.

580
00:34:23,015 --> 00:34:25,035
Really. It's that simple?

581
00:34:25,966 --> 00:34:27,370
It's that simple.

582
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:42,153
Tell us what you don't like
about yourself.

583
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,621
I'll tell you what I don't like
about LA, bro...

584
00:34:46,746 --> 00:34:48,778
doing 95 down sunset's
against the law.

585
00:34:51,044 --> 00:34:52,562
What happened to your neck{, Aidan}?

586
00:34:53,768 --> 00:34:54,722
Funny story.

587
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,823
I was...

588
00:34:56,925 --> 00:34:59,629
I was out bird dogging
with my greatest bro, Patty D...

589
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,199
Dempsey.

590
00:35:01,565 --> 00:35:04,249
And paparazzi
stops us at a stoplight,

591
00:35:04,374 --> 00:35:06,832
and then...
we peeled out when the light changed.

592
00:35:06,957 --> 00:35:09,430
Got some distance on those jerks,
and then...

593
00:35:09,898 --> 00:35:12,535
my Maserati hits an ice pass.
And the next thing I know,

594
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:15,669
we're slammed against a phone
poll at Beverly Glen. So weird.

595
00:35:17,002 --> 00:35:19,125
You hit an ice patch
on sunset boulevard?

596
00:35:21,775 --> 00:35:23,093
Anyway, broke my neck.

597
00:35:23,261 --> 00:35:24,856
Wait, does this mean that

598
00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:27,336
the Sean Mcnamara story
is not happening?

599
00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:30,390
- Do I have to give the money back?
- Jesus, {Sean, }is it always about you?

600
00:35:30,515 --> 00:35:31,679
I broke my neck.

601
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:35,095
The producers pushed the start date.

602
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,524
It was {actually }a good thing for me,
{ecause }I can rewrite the script

603
00:35:37,692 --> 00:35:39,882
and,{ you know,} make it better,
more honest, more real.

604
00:35:40,352 --> 00:35:42,504
{You know, }Ret rid of all that
boring bullshit with{ the}...

605
00:35:42,629 --> 00:35:43,810
what's her name...

606
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,650
- Julia?
- Julia and the kid.

607
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:48,089
Let's make it more
about my character.{, you know?}

608
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:51,580
- Really flesh it out. Workshop it.
- So what are you doing here, Aidan?

609
00:35:52,764 --> 00:35:54,665
{Well, }I get these things out tomorrow,

610
00:35:55,062 --> 00:35:58,357
and I know that they're gonna leave
a nasty scar right at my temples.

611
00:35:58,482 --> 00:36:01,279
{Well, }That's easy. I think we can
fit you in friday morning.

612
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,816
{Oh, }Great. That's perf...
yeah, I gotta get back to work.

613
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,288
Which reminds me...{ oh, um...}

614
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,707
{uh, }you know, when I'm under,

615
00:36:16,269 --> 00:36:19,191
you guys wouldn't mind adding
a couple inches in my pants?

616
00:36:19,735 --> 00:36:21,327
You want a penis enlargement?

617
00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:24,487
{Well, }Unless you can leng then my tongue.

618
00:36:28,878 --> 00:36:31,534
You broke your neck trying to
suck your dick, didn't you?

619
00:36:33,075 --> 00:36:33,875
What?

620
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,736
Where did you come up with that?

621
00:36:36,606 --> 00:36:38,636
That's... what are you...
that's just...

622
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,506
I can't keep the charade up.

623
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,199
I wasn't bird doggin'.

624
00:36:49,006 --> 00:36:50,369
There was no ice patch.

625
00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:55,393
Ever since Manny Skerritt taught
me how to pleasure myself,

626
00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:59,251
I've been a man possessed.
I have gotten so close so many times.

627
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:01,986
But I just couldn't...
I just couldn't...

628
00:37:02,111 --> 00:37:04,430
get to the... you know,
I just couldn't...

629
00:37:05,430 --> 00:37:08,079
I just wanted to give it little
baby kisses, that's all I wanted.

630
00:37:08,204 --> 00:37:10,241
- I didn't ask much.
- Then what happened?

631
00:37:11,973 --> 00:37:14,829
I fall of my goddamn bed
and I break my c2 vertebrae.

632
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:20,293
I just want to taste some nectar,
guys. That's all I want.

633
00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:23,171
Can you make that happen?

634
00:37:35,328 --> 00:37:38,888
So, we have some scars from his
neckbrace that we'll have to revise,

635
00:37:39,013 --> 00:37:40,815
as well as the penis enlargement.

636
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:43,346
And I always say,
start with the hard stuff first.

637
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:45,471
15 blade.

638
00:37:46,132 --> 00:37:48,645
A 15 blade? Are you sure
you don't want a paperclip?

639
00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,408
I mean, Linda, have you ever
seen anything that small?

640
00:37:52,058 --> 00:37:54,336
Looks like 2 blueberries
and a cocktail weenie.

641
00:37:54,461 --> 00:37:56,783
He doesn't need surgery.
He needs a miracle.

642
00:37:58,156 --> 00:38:00,200
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna...

643
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,615
don't need to cause anymore trouble.

644
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:04,703
Actually, you know what,

645
00:38:04,828 --> 00:38:06,891
he's the one
that caused all the trouble.

646
00:38:07,016 --> 00:38:08,772
He almost cost you your license.

647
00:38:08,897 --> 00:38:10,760
- Prick.
- Little prick.

648
00:38:13,638 --> 00:38:15,256
Do you have your phone on you?

649
00:38:20,803 --> 00:38:23,363
- What are you doing?
- {Oh, }Just a little insurance policy

650
00:38:24,623 --> 00:38:27,313
just in case my fee
on the Sean Mcnamara story

651
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,124
doesn't quite cover my expenses.

652
00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:31,906
Heh, here we go.

653
00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:35,171
Yeah, now I can offer up
a little blackmail of my own.

654
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,083
Have dinner with me tonight.

655
00:38:43,078 --> 00:38:44,528
Sorry, not interested.

656
00:38:45,307 --> 00:38:49,090
I was thinking of something
a little more adventurous.

657
00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:16,993
You're so beautiful.

658
00:39:17,629 --> 00:39:18,821
You are perfect.

659
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,589
And I love you.

660
00:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,501
{I do. }I love you very much.

661
00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:28,636
I want you to know that...

662
00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:33,043
that everything I do for you,
I do...

663
00:39:40,279 --> 00:39:43,595
I {just }want you to know that there's somebody
who would give their life for you.

664
00:39:44,646 --> 00:39:45,488
You know?

665
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,916
Christian, come on, get out of here,
we have a shoot to do.

666
00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:57,204
Her lips are impeccable.

667
00:39:57,329 --> 00:39:58,866
And just the right plump.

668
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:36,573
- What the hell are you doing?
- What need to be done, Christian.

669
00:40:38,387 --> 00:40:40,194
It's lopsided,
you sick, twisted bitch.

670
00:40:40,319 --> 00:40:43,239
I've had filler a thousand times.
It just needs time to spread.

671
00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:45,480
Right?

672
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:49,176
Give me the goddamn needle.

673
00:40:49,709 --> 00:40:51,043
She looks deformed.

674
00:40:58,704 --> 00:41:00,480
See, she's not even crying.

675
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:03,591
Like they said,
when you mix it with lidocaine,

676
00:41:03,716 --> 00:41:05,194
it just feels like a kiss.

677
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:15,153
Now, you are perfect,

678
00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:16,645
aren't you, sweetie?

679
00:41:17,422 --> 00:41:19,674
By the time I turn around,
you better be gone.

680
00:41:26,836 --> 00:41:28,262
Don't worry, grandpa.

681
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,269
Your reputation's safe,
I'll take the fall.

682
00:41:33,347 --> 00:41:35,590
Everyone thinks
I'm a horrible mother anyways.

 

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