Épisode Michel-Ange des temps modernes S05E12 - Nip/Tuck Saison 5

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Précédemment dans "Nip Tuck"...

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Regardez ce que j'ai fait pour vous.

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C'est un oursean.

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C'est mon loisir,
je fabrique des oursons.

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Salut, Sean.

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- Nous sommes l'A.A.C.
- Qui ?

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Agence d'Artistes Créatifs.

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Vous ne me prendrez pas mon Sean.

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Tu veux savoir la vérité ?

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Je retourne dans le porno.

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A qui appartiens-tu ?

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Peut-être bien à toi.

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Ok. Alors ça, vous allez adorer.

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Quelqu'un a remué son petit
cul bien ferme

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et vous a obtenu une place dans le

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jury du show Miss teen USA.

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Alors, qu'est-ce que vous pensez de
ça, Dr. Sexy ?

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Et pourquoi mon client serait intéressé

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pour aller juger une bande
d'adolescentes écervelées

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avec des problèmes de boulimie et
des maillots de bain de mauvais goût ?

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Hum, parce que
c'est mieux que de déjeuner

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avec son agent ménopausée qui a
des problèmes d'alcool

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et un ensemble de chez Chico
qui ne lui va pas.

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Bliss, Colleen se
préoccupe de ma réputation.

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Il n'y a pas besoin de
l'attaquer personnellement.

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Sean, ne vous inquiétez pas pour moi.

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La lionne que je suis pourrait

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manger cette minette de
publiciste pour le déjeuner,

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si je le voulais.

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Bon,

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je viens de décrocher une

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publicité très classe
pour vous, mon chou.

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Le porte-parole national

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pour la nouvelle
campagne de pub de Sizzler

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de buffets à volonté diététiques.

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Je suis désolée. Est-ce qu'elle
vient vraiment de vous conseiller

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de faire des pubs pour le
troisième âge ?

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Ouais. Ce n'est pas non plus

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le genre de choses que je recherche.

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Sean, notre rendez-vous
de 10h est dans mon bureau.

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On dirait que
la machine star système

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fait des heures sup.

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J'ai besoin que
tu fasses la consultation

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sans moi.
On est dans une impasse là.

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Ouais. Coincés dans l'impasse
des fantasmes de mémé

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et de son buffet à volonté.

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Au fait, Colleen, vous avez réfléchi
à ce que je vous ai demandé ?

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Pas de nouvelle émission qui
chercherait un conseiller médical qui

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sache jouer ?

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Ca pourrait vous rapporter
deux commissions

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au lieu d'une, hein ?

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Christian, je vous aime bien.

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Donc je ne vais pas
vous sortir mon baratin.

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J'ai jeté un oeil au premier épisode

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de "Coeurs et Scalpels",

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Notamment vos scènes.

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La comédie, c'est pas
votre truc chéri.

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Je veux dire, Sean, a un don.

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De ceux qu'on appelle naturel.

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Mais je n'ai pas le temps d'essayer

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de bâtir une carrière à quelqu'un qui

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est sans expérience, et,

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sans talent.

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- Colleen...
- Eh bien, c'est vrai.

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Je suis désolée, mon chou.

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Eh bien, c'était sympa, Colleen.

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C'est du bon boulot.

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Vous savez quoi, achetez lui
un chèque cadeau

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chez Burke Williams.

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Moi ça me réconforte toujours.

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Lulu Grandiron.

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Dr. Christian Troy.
Désolé de vous avoir fait attendre.

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Votre associé va aussi
se joindre à nous, exact ?

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En fait, mon associé est surmené

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par son autre carrière
en ce moment, mais,

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la bonne nouvelle
c'est que je suis là,

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et vous êtes ma seule priorité.

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Alors,

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dites moi ce que vous
n'aimez pas chez vous,

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Mlle Grandiron.

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Appelez-moi Lulu, et je ne suis pas ici

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pour qu'on me questionne, Dr. Troy.

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C'est moi qui suis ici pour
vous poser des questions.

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Je suppose que vous avez entendu
parler du Dr. William Hammerman ?

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Chirurgien esthétique,
spécialisé dans les célébrités.

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N'aimeriez-vous pas être

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dans les pages
des magasines, dr. Troy?

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La crème de la crème
des chirurgiens ?

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Je ne sais pas où vous avez obtenu vos

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informations, mais je ne crache
pas sur un peu de business.

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Très cher,

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je ne parle pas de toutes ces

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tristes petites starlettes.

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Je vous offre un lancement

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dans la vraie élite de cette ville.

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C'est nous qui plaçons au pouvoir

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tous ces garçons débiles,

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qui leur enseignons
tout ce qu'ils savent,

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puis nous nous séparons d'eux
et prenons tout leur argent.

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Attendez une seconde.
Qu'est-ce que vous voulez dire par...

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m'offrir un lancement ?

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Hammerman prend sa retraite.

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Mes amies et moi avons
besoin d'un nouveau

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chirurgie esthétique.
Nous avons...

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fait passer des entretiens
à des candidats, et

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nous voulons que
vous veniez à un dîner.

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Ainsi nous pourrons,

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faire votre connaissance.

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Samedi à 21h.

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Cravate noire.

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Je suis chirurgien
esthétique, pas un gigolo,

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et je ne cherche pas
à me faire dénicher

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par un groupe

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- de femmes divorcées amères...
- Amères ?

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C'est plutôt le contraire.
Nous avons tout...

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L'expérience, personne
à qui rendre des comptes,

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et tout cet argent.

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Nous vous garderons une
place, juste au cas où

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vous recouvriez la raison.

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Pour www.forom.com

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Rzd, Maitrewong, Pookie, et Rassman

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Merci à Ragbear pour le transcript !

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Il y a sept signes de l'imminence de
l'apocalypse, n'est-ce pas ?

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Pas deux.

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Vous deux vous êtes une sorte
de couple maintenant ?

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Plutôt une équipe.

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Quand elle et Ram ont vu la
vidéo que j'ai faite avec Aidan,

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ils m'ont offert un
deal dans la pénétration.

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Pour faire du porno.

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Sympa.

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Eden a le talent le plus naturel

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que j'ai jamais vu depuis longtemps...

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En fait, depuis moi même.

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Et il fallait qu'on l'agrippe.

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Tu veux dire, l'aspirer dans
ce grand trou de putasserie

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où tu passes la plupart du temps
de ta misérable vie ?

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Nous ne sommes pas venues
ici pour ton approbation.

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Nous avons besoin de votre aide.

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Puisque vous êtes venues
voir le magicien,

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je suis désolé de vous annoncer qu'il ne
nous reste plus de cerveaux pour vous.

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Ni de coeurs.

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Doux Jésus. Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?

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Je filmais ma première
scène de sexe avec Kimber.

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Et elle m'a frappé.

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Mais c'était brillant.

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On filait mon nouveau film
"A l'intérieur de Kimber Henry"

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C'est très artistique.

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C'est à propos de l'auto-exploration.

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En fait, depuis que Ram a
pris en main ma carrière,

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il m'autorise seulement maintenant

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à faire des scènes de
sexe avec des femmes.

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Et ça c'était une sorte
d'hommage à la jeune Kimber.

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Quand j'étais vierge.

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Cette scène a exigé que

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je fasse l'amour à la jeune Kimber

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pour lui exprimer mon pardon

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pour toutes ses erreurs de jeunesse.

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Eden a été extraordinaire.

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Donc, nous culminons
toutes les deux, ok ?

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Quand soudainement,
elle hurle...

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Frappe-moi.

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Frappe-moi.

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Je suis une petite salope,
et il faut que tu me frappes.

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J'ai un peu improvisé.

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Je voulais quelque chose
d'inoubliable pour mon premier film.

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Et tu as pensé au sadomasochisme ?

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Pour devenir une star, de nos jours,
c'est la meilleure manière.

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Sérieusement, il faut
marquer les esprits.

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Je vais jeter un œil.

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Qu'est ce qu'il y a à regarder, Sean ?

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Je ne la soignerais pas.

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Peut être que ça la
fera revenir à la raison.

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Eh bien, tu sais quoi, Christian ?

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Nous ne voulons pas
que tu la soignes.

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Sean est le diamant
de l'écrin Mcnamara/Troy,

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et les stars sont
attirées par le brillant.

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La célébrité est un club,

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auquel personne ne t'a
invité à te joindre.

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Et tu sais, ça me fait mal
pour toi, chéri,

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vraiment,

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parce que tu n'as jamais été
vraiment talentueux,

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et finalement ta seule force
était ton rayonnement de star.

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Et ça doit être vraiment décevant

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pour toi d'avoir à te
rendre compte que ça faiblit

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comme une faible lueur mourante.

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Tu sais, je n'ai vraiment pas

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à écouter l'opinion...

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de putes du commerce porno.

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Dis plutôt femme d'affaire,

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qui jongle avec une carrière
à succès et sa maternité.

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Et ta petite-fille se porte

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à merveille, au fait, papi.

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Hier c'était trop mignon.

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Elle a dit son premier mot.

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Ram.

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En dépit des ragots,

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je travaille en ce moment avec
avec l'élite hollywoodienne,

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et j'ai des demandes en cascade.

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Sean, toi,

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fais ce que tu veux.

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La cavité de ton œil est fracturée.

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C'est un travail très délicat.

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C'est pour ça que
je m'adresse à toi.

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Tu as un touché magique.

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Et tu seras évidemment payé.

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Cette histoire me ronge.

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Alors, tu vas nous aider, Sean?

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Comment te sens-tu ?

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En fait, j'ai peur.

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Je pense toujours en allant dormir,

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quand ils m'endorment,
que je ne me réveillerai pas.

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Oh, pas sous ma surveillance.

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Quand tu ouvriras les yeux,

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tu ne te souviendras même plus

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du moment où tu es
tombée dans les vapes.

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Avant j'avais des moments interminables

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avant de dormir, pour
la même raison...

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La peur de ne jamais me réveiller.

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Peut-être était-ce parce que je pensais
n'avoir aucune raison de me réveiller.

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Ecoute, quand tout ça sera réglé...

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peut-être que je donnerai une chance

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à une plus grande réflexion,

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pour revoir certains choix.

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Est-ce que tu m'y aideras, Sean?

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Je me mets sans arrêt dans
des situations que...

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je ne sais plus.

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Tu es le seul qui se
soucie encore de moi.

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Tu ne devrais pas, après ce
que j'ai fais, mais pourtant.

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Non ?

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J'ai à cœur que tu récupères.

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Tu veux m'embrasser ?

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Juste pour que je me calme.

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Quand tu auras récupéré,
dans une semaine ou deux,

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on parlera de
ce que tu devrais faire.

236
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,813
Sean, je n'ai pas deux semaines.

237
00:11:12,818 --> 00:11:14,682
Ram me fait faire
un autre film dans six jours.

238
00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:16,831
Tu ne feras pas un autre
film pour ce vendeur de chair fraiche.

239
00:11:16,836 --> 00:11:19,140
- Tu disais vouloir changer.
- C'est vrai,

240
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,660
mais je n'ai pas le choix.
je suis sous contrat, Sean.

241
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:24,151
Je lui appartiens. C'est pour ça
que j'ai besoin de ton aide.

242
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,692
Je vais réparer
ton visage, Eden, mais

243
00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:28,943
je ne peux pas faire plus.

244
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,481
Ok.

245
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,780
Compte à rebours
à partir de dix.

246
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,033
10.

247
00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:38,621
9.

248
00:11:39,808 --> 00:11:40,850
8...

249
00:11:51,635 --> 00:11:53,103
Jolie chatte.

250
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,670
Dr Troy,

251
00:12:03,987 --> 00:12:05,832
je vais vous présenter ces dames.

252
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:13,960
Marla Middleton.

253
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,612
Récemment divorcée

254
00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:17,212
de mon troisième.

255
00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:19,310
Catherine Wicke.

256
00:12:19,537 --> 00:12:22,502
Toujours mariée,
mais multi-orgasmique.

257
00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:25,652
Annette Wainwright.

258
00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:29,180
Mon mari est mort l'an passé
dans un accident de ski.

259
00:12:31,516 --> 00:12:33,522
Et voici Dr Kay.

260
00:12:34,718 --> 00:12:36,420
Dr Cashman.

261
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:38,103
Bonjour.

262
00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:42,010
Et les jumeaux Berkowitz,

263
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:45,071
Dr Joseph et Dr Michael.

264
00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:46,951
Je suis Dr Michael. Bonjour.

265
00:12:46,956 --> 00:12:48,950
Et je suis Dr Joseph. Bonsoir.

266
00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:56,420
Nous passons à table ?

267
00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:12,611
Mesdames, vous semblez
toutes très proches.

268
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:13,753
Nous le sommes.

269
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:15,743
Je veux dire...

270
00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:19,242
je connais Annette
depuis qu'elle était bonnet A.

271
00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:23,800
L'an passé, quand on
m'a resserré le vagin,

272
00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:27,233
c'est mes copines
qui m'ont soutenu.

273
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,733
Et c'est ce satané nettoyeur de
piscine haïtien qui l'a initié.

274
00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:34,571
Jesus. Tout ça me
rappelle mon dernier mari.

275
00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:37,621
Celui qu'elle a surnommé
"est-il à l'intérieur ?"

276
00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:41,551
Désolé. Je
ne capte pas.

277
00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:48,612
Attendez une minute.

278
00:13:48,715 --> 00:13:50,953
Lulu, n'étions nous pas
censée avoir celui qui

279
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:53,343
- parade dans une série?
- Occupé.

280
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,893
Eh bien, qu'il aille au diable,
alors, pour ne pas être venu.

281
00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:58,022
Vous savez qui a besoin
d'un spectacle ?

282
00:13:58,417 --> 00:13:59,533
Nous.

283
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:01,453
Buvons à ça.

284
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,743
Et aux chaussures Louis Vuitton...

285
00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:06,072
Et au Percocet.

286
00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:08,282
Sérieux, merde. On fait
les boutiques et on baise,

287
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:09,803
et on baise et on fait les boutiques.

288
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,490
Qui refuserait ce spectacle ?

289
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:12,951
Annette, tu as perdu des kilos ?

290
00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:13,990
Moins cinq.

291
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,351
Je n'avais pas bougé depuis 87.

292
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,531
Quelle discipline.

293
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,161
Ok.

294
00:14:20,195 --> 00:14:21,720
Passons aux choses sérieuses.

295
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:22,783
Les garçons,

296
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:25,740
excitez nos lubies avec vos atouts.

297
00:14:25,747 --> 00:14:27,403
Nous avons finis premier...

298
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,512
Et second...
de notre promotion à Harvard.

299
00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:31,763
Mais nous n'avouerons
jamais qui a fini premier.

300
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,952
- Jamais.
- J'ai fait Brown.

301
00:14:38,725 --> 00:14:40,120
Dr Troy.

302
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:41,872
À votre tour ?

303
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,483
Eh bien, je n'ai jamais
vu une moyenne de bac

304
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,092
faire un lifting parfait.

305
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:51,220
Franchement, je n'ai pas assisté
à ma propre remise de diplôme.

306
00:14:51,228 --> 00:14:53,233
Car j'étais trop occupé
à rependre ma progéniture

307
00:14:53,236 --> 00:14:55,210
entre les jambes disciplinées

308
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,901
des filles de l'équipe
des pom-pom girls.

309
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,322
Quel CV

310
00:14:58,567 --> 00:15:00,753
Vos parents doivent
être vraiment fiers.

311
00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:07,150
Vous voulez voir
mon CV, l'asperge ?

312
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:41,191
Pour faire un grand chirurgien
il faut deux choses...

313
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,772
Des mains fermes...

314
00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:46,271
et un engin monstrueux
comme celui-ci.

315
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,893
Plus grosse est la bite, plus
grande est la confiance.

316
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:49,382
Plus la confiance est importante,

317
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,151
meilleur est le chirurgien.

318
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:52,851
Ce diner c'est à qui
pisse le plus loin,

319
00:15:52,855 --> 00:15:54,292
et c'est vous mesdames qui avez

320
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,263
tout le pouvoir
et tout l'argent.

321
00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:58,872
Vous nous avez invité
ici pour vous divertir.

322
00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:00,273
Alors,

323
00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:02,271
je vais droit au but.

324
00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:14,530
Messieurs, est-ce que l'un
d'entre vous pense pouvoir...

325
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:16,961
battre mon as de trèfle ?

326
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,393
Je voulais que ton prochain film

327
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,721
se passe au 18e siècle.

328
00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:41,451
Je pense que se sera beaucoup
plus romantique comme ça.

329
00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:43,122
Qu'est-ce que tu en penses ?

330
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,302
Je joue une servante
dans une maison close.

331
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,773
mais tu es l'opprimée,

332
00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:50,302
et le public s'attachera à toi.

333
00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:52,941
Et puis, tu deviens
la maquerelle à la fin.

334
00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:55,800
Ouais, après une scène de bukkake
où une douzaine d'hommes.

335
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,221
se tiennent autour de moi
et m'aspergent le visage de sperme !

336
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,493
C'est crade. Laissez tomber.
Je le fais pas.

337
00:17:00,498 --> 00:17:03,552
Hé. Montre un peu de gratitude putain.

338
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:06,401
J'ai bossé toute la nuit dessus.

339
00:17:06,405 --> 00:17:07,372
Eden.

340
00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,151
Mon coeur.

341
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,212
Kimber et moi sommes
dans ce business

342
00:17:13,218 --> 00:17:15,031
depuis bien
plus longtemps que toi,

343
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:19,040
Et franchement, chérie,
tu dois contribuer.

344
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,912
J'ai déjà contribué,

345
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:23,611
et je ne serais pas dégradée
une fois de plus comme ça,

346
00:17:23,615 --> 00:17:25,162
Pas si vous voulez
que je sois la star.

347
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:26,383
Star ?

348
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,413
Ma chère, tu n'es même pas

349
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,612
une goutte d'eau
dans cette industrie.

350
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,563
Je suis la star.

351
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,390
J'ai fait plus de 50 films.

352
00:17:36,716 --> 00:17:39,542
Et si tu veux ne serait-ce
que la moitié de ce que j'ai,

353
00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,981
tu vas devoir
me montrer du respect.

354
00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,013
Tu sais ce que je pense ?

355
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:50,680
Premièrement...

356
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:52,443
tu devrais y aller
un peu plus mollo

357
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,093
avec la crème hydratante.

358
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,541
Et deuxièmement,

359
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,352
tu veux ce que j'ai,

360
00:17:57,356 --> 00:18:00,432
mais tu n'auras plus
jamais 18 ans, pas vrai ?

361
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,472
Je suis peut-être nouvelle,

362
00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:05,100
mais même moi je sais
que c'est la jeunesse

363
00:18:05,108 --> 00:18:08,162
qui fait vendre du porno,
pas la nostalgie.

364
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,771
Je reverrai le script.

365
00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:20,852
À moins que vous ne soyez
de la famille, nous n'autorisons pas

366
00:18:20,857 --> 00:18:22,660
les visiteurs si tôt
après une opération.

367
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,301
Sortez, maintenant.

368
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:25,733
Sean.

369
00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:28,493
Nous discutions business.

370
00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:29,822
Dr. McNamara.

371
00:18:29,948 --> 00:18:31,221
Ram Peters.

372
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,212
Docteur, vous avez fait
un travail fantastique

373
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,022
sur ma petite fille.

374
00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:41,781
Quand pensez-vous
qu'elle sera prête pour la caméra ?

375
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,432
Allons en parler en privé.

376
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,860
Ne t'avise plus jamais

377
00:19:06,995 --> 00:19:08,831
de me contrarier,

378
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,371
Baby Girl.

379
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,482
Tu le regretteras.

380
00:19:17,897 --> 00:19:20,083
Ce que je veux savoir,
c'est ce que vous voudriez

381
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:22,032
pour déchirer son contrat ?

382
00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:26,241
Je ne déchire pas
de contrats, docteur,

383
00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:28,352
avec aucune de mes filles... Jamais.

384
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,052
Combien ?

385
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,841
Eh bien, Dr. McNamara.

386
00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:42,561
Petit coquin.

387
00:19:42,845 --> 00:19:45,180
10000 ?
20000 ?

388
00:19:48,305 --> 00:19:50,573
Je vais vous dire...
J'ai une meilleure idée.

389
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,502
J'ai une vaste écurie de femmes

390
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:55,782
de plus de 50 ans,
aussi sous contrat.

391
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:57,482
Elles ne sont pas
les plus fortes à percer,

392
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,052
mais elles rapportent.

393
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,450
Eddie, boy!

394
00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:03,481
Les mecs aiment voir
de vieilles femmes se faire défoncer.

395
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:05,863
Les titres basés sur la culpabilité
se vendent comme des petits pains.

396
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,011
A cause de leur âge,
je les paye un dixième

397
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:09,551
de ce qu'une actrice
de vingt ans toucherait.

398
00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:11,132
Et je les fais bosser le double.

399
00:20:11,136 --> 00:20:12,482
Mais elles adorent ça.

400
00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:14,490
je trouve qu'il y a un solide

401
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,311
marché de niche
pour les femmes mures,

402
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:17,582
mais c'est dur de
trouver celles qui restent

403
00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,170
en forme à cet âge

404
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,273
et qui acceptent de faire des films.

405
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,430
Beau travail aujourd'hui.

406
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:24,160
Alors, vous m'aidez à dégraisser,

407
00:20:24,168 --> 00:20:25,241
façon de parler,

408
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:27,763
redonnez la forme à une ou
deux de mes vieilles filles,

409
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:29,961
Eden est libre de partir.

410
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:32,073
Très bien.

411
00:20:32,376 --> 00:20:35,630
Quatre grand-mères...
Implants, lipo. C'est tout.

412
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,182
Ça marche ?

413
00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:47,032
J'espère qu'elle en vaut la peine.

414
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:53,300
Dites-moi ce que
vous n'aimez pas chez vous.

415
00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:03,010
- Je trouve que vous êtes parfaite.
- Oh, merci.

416
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:06,203
Vous pourriez avoir besoin
d'une microlipo sur vos cuisses.

417
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,213
Peut-être un implant fessier

418
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:16,593
Mettez-le moi, doc.

419
00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:18,481
Mettez-le moi, doc.

420
00:21:26,498 --> 00:21:29,092
Vous avez les seins d'une trentenaire.

421
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:33,492
Peut-être pourriez-vous
pousser vers un E

422
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,981
afin de leur redonner leur fermeté.

423
00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:38,382
C'est à cause de l'allaitement.

424
00:21:40,497 --> 00:21:42,640
Vous voulez me bercer,
beau gosse ?

425
00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:59,723
Vous avez besoin
d'un lifting des paupières.

426
00:21:59,857 --> 00:22:01,553
Peut-être un peu de botox.

427
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,603
C'est tout ?

428
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,490
Vous voulez plus ?

429
00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:19,173
Je suis pas devenu
chirurgien esthétique

430
00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:21,453
des femmes les plus riches de LA
pour être coincé dans une assemblée

431
00:22:21,485 --> 00:22:23,751
de culs et de nichons de 50 ans.

432
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:25,212
Vous êtes supposée
vous occuper de moi,

433
00:22:25,216 --> 00:22:27,311
me donner les clés du royaume.

434
00:22:27,986 --> 00:22:29,370
Quel idiot.

435
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,800
Bordel. Si n'importe quelle
célébrité se fiche de savoir

436
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,273
où le club des premières
femmes se font refaire la face,

437
00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:35,803
vous et votre horde devrez
trouver quelqu'un d'autre

438
00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:40,272
- qui soit à votre entière disposition.
- Je comprends complètement.

439
00:22:40,396 --> 00:22:43,123
Il n'y a rien de très
glamour à une assemblée

440
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,701
de culs et de nichons de 50 ans.

441
00:22:45,705 --> 00:22:47,250
Ce dont vous avez besoin

442
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,403
c'est une opération
qui vous distingue,

443
00:22:50,516 --> 00:22:52,260
qui vous donne l'attention
que vous méritez,

444
00:22:52,365 --> 00:22:54,140
en tant que docteur

445
00:22:54,398 --> 00:22:56,130
et en tant artiste.

446
00:22:58,035 --> 00:22:59,680
C'est un bon début.

447
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,030
J'ai eu la chance de voir
votre travail, Dr. Troy,

448
00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:04,821
et j'en ai vu les résultats.

449
00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:07,763
Vous n'êtes pas très
différent d'un sculpteur,

450
00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:09,972
ciselant pour parvenir
à la forme humaine,

451
00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:12,202
manipulant les tissus et les os.

452
00:23:12,206 --> 00:23:15,813
Je vous en prie,
ne vous dénigrez pas.

453
00:23:15,815 --> 00:23:18,553
Vous n'êtes pas
un chirurgien plastique.

454
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,303
vous êtes
un Michel-Ange moderne.

455
00:23:23,188 --> 00:23:25,970
Je n'irais pas jusque là.
Rodin, peut-être.

456
00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:29,573
Je suis contente
que vous compreniez.

457
00:23:29,578 --> 00:23:31,061
Bien sûr que oui.

458
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:34,633
C'est pour cela que
je me suis réservée pour la fin.

459
00:23:34,638 --> 00:23:37,703
Je suis la toile sur laquelle

460
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,260
vous pouvez vous
exprimez complètement.

461
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:44,281
Et comment précisément
voudriez-vous être exprimée ?

462
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:46,892
je veux que mon visage reflète

463
00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:49,391
la dualité de ma nature, mon...

464
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:53,392
esprit sensuel animal.

465
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:57,400
L'essence féline sacrée à l'intérieur.

466
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,472
Vous voulez quelque chose
de plus doux, de plus

467
00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:03,303
sensuel dans l'apparence ?

468
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,193
Saviez-vous que les égyptiens,

469
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,232
croyaient que le chat était doté

470
00:24:10,237 --> 00:24:12,681
de la lumière de
la conscience humaine ?

471
00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:14,742
Ils croyaient que
les âmes de ceux

472
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,280
qui s'étaient éteints
entraient dans le chat,

473
00:24:17,287 --> 00:24:20,791
lui donnant son rayonnement
de toute puissance. Je veux que vous...

474
00:24:21,935 --> 00:24:24,692
me rapprochiez de ce rayonnement.

475
00:24:25,736 --> 00:24:27,443
Vous voulez que je vous
fasse ressembler à un chat.

476
00:24:27,607 --> 00:24:29,330
Ne soyez pas ridicule.

477
00:24:30,348 --> 00:24:32,140
Je ne suis pas folle.

478
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,960
Ça me rassure.

479
00:24:34,295 --> 00:24:37,062
Les queues et les moustaches
ne sont pas vraiment ma spécialité.

480
00:24:38,096 --> 00:24:40,260
J'ai dû me tromper sur vous.

481
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,353
Je pensais qu'en tant qu'artiste,

482
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,950
vous auriez trouvé un moyen

483
00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:49,133
d'accentuer mes
caractéristiques félines,

484
00:24:49,136 --> 00:24:51,670
de les suggérer

485
00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:53,172
à travers moi.

486
00:24:57,808 --> 00:24:59,851
Pourquoi diable
voulez-vous faire ça ?

487
00:25:01,578 --> 00:25:03,642
Si je ne peux plus être jeune,

488
00:25:04,728 --> 00:25:06,342
je souhaite que
mon visage devienne

489
00:25:06,346 --> 00:25:09,010
le miroir de mon énergie
et de ma sagesse.

490
00:25:09,078 --> 00:25:10,653
Vous et moi sommes
des gens extraordinaires

491
00:25:10,658 --> 00:25:12,940
vivant des vies ordinaires.

492
00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:15,081
Personne ne nous voit vraiment,

493
00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:17,471
personne ne sait vraiment
qui nous sommes.

494
00:25:17,788 --> 00:25:19,702
Vous êtes un artiste,

495
00:25:19,867 --> 00:25:21,381
pas une machine.

496
00:25:23,508 --> 00:25:26,111
Je vous offre
la chance de le prouver.

497
00:25:45,197 --> 00:25:46,753
Comment tu te sens ?

498
00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:48,793
Si je te dis que
je me sens mal,

499
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,693
je resterai un peu plus longtemps ?

500
00:25:50,848 --> 00:25:52,983
Je ne peux pas faire
d'autres pornos, Sean.

501
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,600
Pas besoin.

502
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:57,580
Voici ton contrat

503
00:25:57,617 --> 00:25:58,942
avec Penetrate.

504
00:25:59,428 --> 00:26:00,811
Déchire-le.

505
00:26:06,688 --> 00:26:08,841
- Tu l'as volé ?
- Non.

506
00:26:09,398 --> 00:26:10,553
J'ai parlé à Ram,

507
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,770
et il ressent la même
chose que moi à ton sujet,

508
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,733
tu n'es pas faite pour ce métier.

509
00:26:17,886 --> 00:26:19,343
Sean !

510
00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:21,922
Est-ce une façon de
me dire que tu m'aimes,

511
00:26:21,927 --> 00:26:23,222
comme moi je t'aime ?

512
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:27,933
Peu importe ce que je ressens.
Ça ne peut pas arriver.

513
00:26:27,935 --> 00:26:29,771
Personne ne serait d'accord.

514
00:26:31,447 --> 00:26:32,843
Tu as 18 ans.

515
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,351
Et je suis assez vieux

516
00:26:34,405 --> 00:26:36,102
pour être ton père.

517
00:26:36,688 --> 00:26:38,791
Nos familles nous haïraient,

518
00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:41,703
et les affaires en prendraient
un coup. On serait des parias.

519
00:26:41,707 --> 00:26:44,281
Je m'en fous de tout ça.

520
00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:46,423
Vraiment. Je m'en fous.

521
00:28:03,286 --> 00:28:06,131
- Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?
- Je rends ma cliente heureuse.

522
00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,042
En la transformant en Garfield ?

523
00:28:08,048 --> 00:28:09,733
Je fais ressortir son vrai moi.

524
00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:11,201
rhinoplastie, implants
mammaires, abdominoplastie,

525
00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:13,073
c'est le boulot d'un simple artisan.

526
00:28:13,157 --> 00:28:15,480
Voilà pourquoi Sean
est si bon là-dedans.

527
00:28:15,575 --> 00:28:17,493
Ce que je fais sur cette femme,

528
00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:18,881
c'est de l'Art.

529
00:28:19,095 --> 00:28:20,903
Ce que tu fais est barbare.

530
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,031
Quand t'en auras fini avec elle,

531
00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:23,390
elle ressemblera à

532
00:28:23,396 --> 00:28:25,370
une gamelle Hello Kitty.

533
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,411
Pourquoi vouloir ressembler à

534
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:27,850
un séduisant puma
serait plus étrange

535
00:28:27,858 --> 00:28:28,973
que de vouloir ressembler à

536
00:28:29,006 --> 00:28:31,213
Pamela Anderson
ou Angelina Jolie ?

537
00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:34,350
- C'est de l'idolâtrie, Liz.
- C'est n'importe quoi, cette opération.

538
00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:36,033
- Je m'en vais.
- Bien.

539
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,100
Va faire rouler tes yeux sur

540
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,043
ce putain de parcours de golf,
pour ce que j'en ai à faire.

541
00:28:40,246 --> 00:28:41,781
Liz, arrête de paniquer.

542
00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,251
Elle ne ressemblera pas
exactement à un chat.

543
00:28:43,257 --> 00:28:46,082
Elle aura juste un côté félin.

544
00:28:46,087 --> 00:28:47,590
Oh, où t'as trouvé cette excuse ?

545
00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:48,543
Dans sa litière ?

546
00:28:48,545 --> 00:28:50,230
Ne te moque pas de
ce que tu ne comprends pas.

547
00:28:50,238 --> 00:28:51,373
Voilà ce que je comprends.

548
00:28:51,388 --> 00:28:53,071
Il va y avoir un orage
de merde autour de ça,

549
00:28:53,078 --> 00:28:54,023
et je te le dis maintenant,

550
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:56,432
je ne me ferai pas
avoir par la pluie.

551
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,160
Vous aussi vous
préférez les chiens ?

552
00:29:09,797 --> 00:29:11,413
Chaz, t'es où ?

553
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,670
Décroche.

554
00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:14,832
J'ai besoin que tu me ramènes
de nouveaux magazines,

555
00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,281
mon maquillage,
et de la bonne coke.

556
00:29:17,646 --> 00:29:19,062
Rappelle-moi.

557
00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:27,503
Bonjour, Eden.

558
00:29:27,757 --> 00:29:28,901
Mon Dieu.

559
00:29:28,948 --> 00:29:31,000
- Vous m'avez fait peur.
- Désolée.

560
00:29:32,276 --> 00:29:33,240
Je vous connais ?

561
00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:34,690
Eh bien, techniquement non,

562
00:29:34,695 --> 00:29:36,833
mais on est un peu
de la même famille.

563
00:29:37,097 --> 00:29:39,452
Je suis Colleen Rose,
l'agent de Sean.

564
00:29:40,786 --> 00:29:41,990
Où est-il ?

565
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,610
Je vous ai amené un cadeau.

566
00:29:44,828 --> 00:29:46,320
Je pensais que
tu pourrais avoir besoin

567
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,682
d'un ours Eden "Aime-toi".

568
00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,810
une oreille compatissante.

569
00:29:50,826 --> 00:29:52,420
Je les fabrique pour les gens.

570
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:53,751
Écoute.

571
00:29:53,865 --> 00:29:57,230
Je t'aime. Je t'aime.

572
00:29:57,856 --> 00:30:01,900
Ok, c'est flippant,
et vous aussi.

573
00:30:01,937 --> 00:30:02,861
Écoutez,

574
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:04,562
je n'ai pas besoin de vous
pour me sentir mieux.

575
00:30:04,568 --> 00:30:05,831
Ce dont j'ai besoin,

576
00:30:06,128 --> 00:30:08,511
c'est de plus d'antalgiques.

577
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:16,083
J'étais comme toi, tu sais.

578
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,931
Tous les garçons
mangeaient dans ma main,

579
00:30:19,935 --> 00:30:21,853
et le seul que je voulais vraiment,

580
00:30:22,145 --> 00:30:23,780
je ne pouvais pas l'avoir.

581
00:30:24,237 --> 00:30:25,561
Pardon ?

582
00:30:27,255 --> 00:30:29,061
Quand vous êtes
une maman lionne,

583
00:30:29,277 --> 00:30:31,651
et que vous voyez
un lionceau en détresse,

584
00:30:32,587 --> 00:30:34,681
vous allez instinctivement l'aider.

585
00:30:36,655 --> 00:30:38,523
On te doit la vérité.

586
00:30:40,108 --> 00:30:42,050
Et quelle est-elle ?

587
00:30:43,995 --> 00:30:46,160
Sean ne t'aime pas, Eden.

588
00:30:47,105 --> 00:30:48,590
Et il ne t'aimera jamais.

589
00:30:49,976 --> 00:30:51,902
Comment vous le savez ?

590
00:30:51,907 --> 00:30:54,453
Parce qu'il me dit tout.

591
00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:57,903
Les mâles de notre
espèce sont fous

592
00:30:57,907 --> 00:31:00,892
et égoïstes, des abrutis qui
se regardent dans le miroir,

593
00:31:00,907 --> 00:31:03,441
tu comprendras un jour.

594
00:31:05,278 --> 00:31:06,911
Mon Dieu.

595
00:31:08,695 --> 00:31:11,432
Vous êtes complètement
amoureuse de Sean.

596
00:31:13,556 --> 00:31:15,151
Vous êtes une vieille peau

597
00:31:15,156 --> 00:31:17,292
qui a un minable béguin
pour son client.

598
00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:18,663
Quel cliché.

599
00:31:18,705 --> 00:31:21,270
S'il te plait. Le monde entier
est amoureux de Sean.

600
00:31:21,277 --> 00:31:22,630
Mais ce n'est pas là
où je veux en venir.

601
00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:24,893
Et où voulez-vous
en venir, Colleen ?

602
00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:26,431
J'ai entendu Sean
et Aidan discuter

603
00:31:26,436 --> 00:31:28,442
de comment ils aimaient vous faire
passer de main en main,

604
00:31:28,627 --> 00:31:31,513
et de comment tu es rapidement devenue
la pompeuse numéro 1 de la ville.

605
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,652
Et ils l'ont dit devant
un tas de techniciens.

606
00:31:35,346 --> 00:31:37,570
C'était dégueulasse,

607
00:31:37,736 --> 00:31:39,641
surtout ce techncien qui a dit,

608
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,252
"J'en croquerai bien
un morceau, de cette pute".

609
00:31:41,256 --> 00:31:43,012
Sean et Aidan ont ri,

610
00:31:43,018 --> 00:31:44,232
et ils ont ajouté "ça peut se faire,

611
00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:45,862
elle baiserait avec n'importe qui."

612
00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:57,223
Il t'utilise, ma chérie.

613
00:31:57,748 --> 00:32:01,043
Comme ça il peut se sentir
jeune et viable. C'est ainsi.

614
00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:03,762
Il m'a dit qu'il avait
des sentiments pour moi.

615
00:32:04,196 --> 00:32:07,470
Bien sûr, pour tes
petits seins sucrés, certainement.

616
00:32:07,756 --> 00:32:09,033
Mais pas pour toi.

617
00:32:09,788 --> 00:32:11,410
Je suis venue te défendre,

618
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,343
je leur ai dit
"elle n'est qu'une enfant".

619
00:32:13,486 --> 00:32:16,021
Et qu'ils devraient commencer
à regarder des femmes de leur âge.

620
00:32:17,015 --> 00:32:20,472
Notre société me
rend malade pour toi.

621
00:32:22,445 --> 00:32:23,891
Vous mentez.

622
00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:28,063
Regarde-moi, chérie...

623
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,891
et dis-moi que je mens.

624
00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:43,213
Salut, toi.
Comment se passe ton émission ?

625
00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:45,670
Depuis quand tu veux
en entendre parler ?

626
00:32:46,207 --> 00:32:48,371
Malgré ce que
tu peux penser, Sean,

627
00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:51,750
je n'ai pas besoin de tes
échecs pour être heureux.

628
00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:53,220
Je te souhaite beaucoup
d'années de succès

629
00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:54,690
sur ta petite émission TV.

630
00:32:54,835 --> 00:32:57,283
C'est dit avec une telle condescendance.

631
00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:58,910
Pas du tout.

632
00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,740
J'ai un grand respect
pour les media.

633
00:33:00,747 --> 00:33:02,982
Ce n'est pas de l'Art,
mais ça ne prétend pas en être.

634
00:33:02,988 --> 00:33:05,571
Et si c'est un exutoire
pour ton énergie créative...

635
00:33:05,575 --> 00:33:07,670
Encore cette suffisance.

636
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,550
Dès que quelque chose
de bien t'arrive,

637
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,651
tu deviens le chat qui
a mangé le canari

638
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:13,030
ce qui te permet de te complaire

639
00:33:13,037 --> 00:33:15,243
durant tes 5 minutes de supériorité.

640
00:33:15,838 --> 00:33:17,820
Je ne me complais en rien.

641
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:19,973
Je me sens juste
fraîchement inspiré.

642
00:33:19,975 --> 00:33:21,820
Je regarde mon travail,

643
00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:23,331
différemment,

644
00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:25,753
comme une sorte d’expression de soi,

645
00:33:25,878 --> 00:33:26,961
de véritable art.

646
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,850
C’est comme si
j’étais Michel-Ange...

647
00:33:29,328 --> 00:33:30,890
avec une lame de 10.

648
00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:38,690
Allô ?

649
00:33:38,695 --> 00:33:40,151
Sean ? Bliss.

650
00:33:40,165 --> 00:33:42,300
Il faut que tu me rejoignes à
Hollywood et Highland.

651
00:33:42,317 --> 00:33:43,730
Pourquoi ? Il y a une vente ?

652
00:33:43,937 --> 00:33:45,892
Bliss, on est en plein
milieu de la journée.

653
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:47,921
Ecoute, j’en ai rien à
foutre de l’heure, ok ?

654
00:33:47,928 --> 00:33:49,370
C’est une urgence.

655
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,140
Ta carrière et ta
réputation en dépendent.

656
00:33:58,058 --> 00:34:00,450
Bon. Il faut que j’y aille.

657
00:34:00,825 --> 00:34:03,362
Bliss est en train de criser.

658
00:34:05,226 --> 00:34:07,241
Ecoutes, Michel-Ange,
je suis content que tu te sentes

659
00:34:07,598 --> 00:34:09,763
inspiré, mais
souviens toi bien que...

660
00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,402
la différence entre
un chirurgien plastique

661
00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:14,760
et un sculpteur, est que le marbre
ne te fais pas de procès si tu foires.

662
00:34:22,136 --> 00:34:24,971
Et c’est parti. Miam-miam.

663
00:34:24,978 --> 00:34:26,361
Très bien.

664
00:34:27,086 --> 00:34:28,621
Oh, maintenant,
tu n’en a plus besoin...

665
00:34:28,627 --> 00:34:30,972
- Mesdames.
- Oh! Comment va-t-elle ?

666
00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:33,213
Elle ne peut même pas parler
sous tous ces bandages.

667
00:34:33,215 --> 00:34:35,780
Je veux dire, on marche et on parle,
et elle ne fait que hocher la tête.

668
00:34:35,798 --> 00:34:37,521
C’est comme dîner
avec mon mari.

669
00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:54,052
Je pense que vous allez
aimer ce que vous allez voir.

670
00:34:54,236 --> 00:34:55,530
Lulu !

671
00:35:09,325 --> 00:35:11,570
Oh mon Dieu !

672
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,713
Qu’est-ce que
vous lui avez fait ?

673
00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,530
Tu es jalouse.

674
00:35:18,538 --> 00:35:21,393
Laissez moi voir.

675
00:35:26,468 --> 00:35:28,271
Oh, j’adore.

676
00:35:28,275 --> 00:35:31,041
Je le vénère.

677
00:35:35,878 --> 00:35:38,820
Je suis une petite
chatte sexy maintenant.

678
00:35:39,155 --> 00:35:41,031
Merde. Elle n’a pas
pris ses médocs.

679
00:35:41,048 --> 00:35:42,493
- Quoi ?
- Des médicaments ?

680
00:35:42,496 --> 00:35:44,503
Elle est bipolaire.

681
00:35:44,508 --> 00:35:47,672
Mon Dieu, une femme vous
demande de la changer en chatte,

682
00:35:47,676 --> 00:35:49,443
et vous ne vous doutez
pas qu’il y a vraiment

683
00:35:49,456 --> 00:35:50,683
quelque chose qui cloche chez elle ?

684
00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:52,690
Le problème c’est que
vous avez trop de libido

685
00:35:52,706 --> 00:35:54,233
et pas assez de cervelle.

686
00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:56,261
Je peux arranger ça.

687
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:57,993
Ouais, eh bien, vous
avez intérêt, ou vous irez

688
00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,041
refaire le nez de sans abris

689
00:36:00,048 --> 00:36:01,450
dans des petites ruelles merdiques.

690
00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:03,330
Allez, les filles.
On s’en va.

691
00:36:07,756 --> 00:36:09,120
Allez.

692
00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:18,541
Hollywood et Highland ?

693
00:36:18,568 --> 00:36:20,750
A, qu’est-ce que
vous faites ici ?

694
00:36:20,755 --> 00:36:21,983
Et B, je ne vous crois pas.

695
00:36:21,985 --> 00:36:24,092
Ok. Il y a une réduction de 75%
sur le maquillage Channel,

696
00:36:24,106 --> 00:36:26,042
et j’aime bien les bonnes affaires.
Qu’est-ce que ça peut faire ?

697
00:36:26,045 --> 00:36:28,933
Ok, je sais que ça peut
paraître choquant et terrible,

698
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,253
mais je peux arranger ça.

699
00:36:30,365 --> 00:36:31,921
C’est tellement bon.

700
00:36:32,175 --> 00:36:35,122
Bon comme "Vanity fair".

701
00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:38,302
"Se faisant passer pour quelqu’un
d’important parmi l’élite hollywoodienne

702
00:36:38,305 --> 00:36:39,742
elle cachait désespérément

703
00:36:39,756 --> 00:36:42,220
une vie secrète
remplie d’ours parlants

704
00:36:42,225 --> 00:36:45,372
et d’interactions avec d’affreux
gamins de centres commerciaux."

705
00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:02,151
Vous m'excusez un instant,
s’il vous plait ?

706
00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,620
Colleen, qu’est-ce qui se passe ?

707
00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:07,170
Que faites vous ici ?

708
00:37:07,178 --> 00:37:09,443
C’est le kiosque de ma nièce,

709
00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:11,133
et je la remplace
parce qu’elle est malade.

710
00:37:11,135 --> 00:37:12,132
Pourquoi ?
C'est un problème ?

711
00:37:12,138 --> 00:37:14,890
Et les mensonges
ne font que continuer.

712
00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:17,110
Ce n’est pas votre
deuxième travail, Colleen

713
00:37:17,118 --> 00:37:18,771
c’est votre seul travail.

714
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,213
j’ai vérifié auprès de
la sécurité du centre commercial.

715
00:37:20,217 --> 00:37:21,890
Vous êtes là, en moyenne,
8 heures par jour.

716
00:37:21,898 --> 00:37:23,100
Pourquoi tu dégages pas,

717
00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:24,791
espèce de stupide
petite poupée Barbie ?

718
00:37:24,798 --> 00:37:26,672
Je savais qu’il y avait quelque
chose qui clochait chez vous.

719
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,112
Je le savais !

720
00:37:28,175 --> 00:37:30,871
Vous n’êtes pas qu’une simple
inconnue avec une bonne arnaque.

721
00:37:30,966 --> 00:37:32,292
Ouais, eh bien,
pour qui vous prenez vous

722
00:37:32,296 --> 00:37:34,752
pour me critiquer
parce que j’ai deux travails ?

723
00:37:34,937 --> 00:37:36,803
Quoi, vous avez déjà
manqué d’attention ?

724
00:37:36,828 --> 00:37:40,313
Ok, épargnez nous le
mélo-drame, chérie, ok ?

725
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:43,161
J’ai vérifié toute la base de
donnée des agents enregistrés,

726
00:37:43,165 --> 00:37:44,760
et vous n’êtes nulle part.

727
00:37:44,777 --> 00:37:47,403
Jusqu’en 85,
impossible de vous trouver.

728
00:37:48,336 --> 00:37:50,713
Vous avez menti sur qui vous êtes.
C’est impardonnable.

729
00:37:50,718 --> 00:37:53,603
Je me fiche à quel point vous vous
êtes impliquée. Je vous ai fait confiance.

730
00:37:53,607 --> 00:37:55,013
Ça veut dire que le fait
que je vous ai obtenu

731
00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:56,443
le rôle de personnage principal
dans "Coeurs et Scalpels"

732
00:37:56,457 --> 00:37:57,660
ne signifie rien pour vous ?

733
00:37:57,668 --> 00:37:59,940
Et tout ça parce que je n’ai
pas le bon morceau de papier ?

734
00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:01,962
Est-ce qu’au moins
vous avez d’autres clients ?

735
00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:06,683
Est-ce que vous avez
d’autres clients ?

736
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,850
Vous me faites peur.

737
00:38:09,407 --> 00:38:11,991
Je ne veux pas que
vous me parliez comme ça

738
00:38:11,996 --> 00:38:14,360
pas alors que je vous ai
traité avec respect.

739
00:38:17,286 --> 00:38:19,762
Je mérite du respect, également.

740
00:38:20,217 --> 00:38:22,351
Colleen, je veux que vous
me laissiez tranquille dorénavant.

741
00:38:22,357 --> 00:38:24,520
Pas d’appels, ni de visites, rien.

742
00:38:24,525 --> 00:38:26,400
C’est la fin de notre relation.

743
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,091
Est-ce que vous comprenez ?

744
00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:33,771
Comment avez réussi à entrer sur le
plateau, d'ailleurs, avec les visites ?

745
00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:37,653
Pourquoi ? Pourquoi moi ?

746
00:38:37,696 --> 00:38:39,991
Ne demande même pas, Sean, ok ?

747
00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:42,292
Elle est complètement folle.

748
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,261
Allez.

749
00:39:08,866 --> 00:39:11,940
Tu sais que je n’aime pas
quand tu fais ça, ma puce.

750
00:39:12,876 --> 00:39:15,930
Commence pas avec
avec ce que tu n’aimes pas,

751
00:39:16,475 --> 00:39:19,552
sauf si tu veux que
je commence à me plaindre.

752
00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:25,273
Tu sais...

753
00:39:27,345 --> 00:39:29,810
je pense que tu es
vraiment la meilleure.

754
00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,810
Mais ce sont les affaires.

755
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:36,012
C’est pour ça que je t’aime tant.

756
00:39:36,128 --> 00:39:38,512
Tu es une femme, sexy qui

757
00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:42,432
comprend aussi
ma vie professionnelle...

758
00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:45,091
les récompenses...

759
00:39:46,616 --> 00:39:48,140
la pression.

760
00:39:50,675 --> 00:39:51,933
Je comprends.

761
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,721
Je ne suis pas obligé d’apprécier.

762
00:40:16,635 --> 00:40:18,822
- Salut.
- Salut.

763
00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:21,860
Comment va ma petite puce ?

764
00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:24,221
- Bien.
- Ouais ?

765
00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:28,113
Bienvenue dans la famille.

766
00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:59,201
Vas-y. Dis-le.

767
00:40:59,496 --> 00:41:00,933
Je sais que tu en as envie.

768
00:41:04,245 --> 00:41:07,072
- Très bien. Je suis un abruti, ok ?
- Et ?

769
00:41:07,105 --> 00:41:09,770
Et quoi ? Tu veux que je me
mette à genou ? Je suis désolé.

770
00:41:09,775 --> 00:41:11,080
Et pour pas
qu’on se fasse attaquer,

771
00:41:11,098 --> 00:41:12,530
la prochaine fois
que quelqu’un vient

772
00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:13,812
avec une idée extravagante,

773
00:41:13,817 --> 00:41:15,410
tu vérifieras deux
fois leurs antécédents.

774
00:41:15,418 --> 00:41:17,042
Comme tu l’as fait pour Colleen ?

775
00:41:17,047 --> 00:41:19,093
- C’est différent.
- En quoi ? Elle est venu à ton bureau,

776
00:41:19,096 --> 00:41:21,381
t’a jeté de la poudre aux yeux et
tu as mis ta carrière entre ses mains,

777
00:41:21,386 --> 00:41:22,860
sans poser de question.

778
00:41:26,296 --> 00:41:27,552
Tu as raison.

779
00:41:28,247 --> 00:41:29,582
Putain, ça m’a fait
du bien, cependant,

780
00:41:29,585 --> 00:41:30,921
prendre un coup à mon ego.

781
00:41:30,926 --> 00:41:32,812
C’est une fellation mentale.
Tu peux t’asseoir, relaxe,

782
00:41:32,817 --> 00:41:34,513
et les laisser faire le travail
pendant que tu prends ton pied.

783
00:41:34,527 --> 00:41:35,751
C’est addictif, quand même.

784
00:41:35,778 --> 00:41:37,132
J’ai l’impression
d’être en plein recul.

785
00:41:37,135 --> 00:41:39,253
Tu as des problèmes bien
pire que ça, mon ami.

786
00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:40,701
Tu penses être un acteur.

787
00:43:29,915 --> 00:43:32,071
Que faites vous ici, Colleen ?

788
00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,951
Qu’avez-vous fait ?

789
00:43:36,966 --> 00:43:38,660
J’appelle les urgences.

790
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:43,621
Je pense que
c’est une bonne idée.

 

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1
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Previously on "Nip/Tuck"...

2
00:00:02,529 --> 00:00:05,073
Look what I made you. It's a Sean bear!

3
00:00:05,257 --> 00:00:07,372
It's my hobby. I make teddies.

4
00:00:07,586 --> 00:00:09,992
Hi, Sean. We're C.A.A.

5
00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:12,240
- Who?
- Creative Artists Agency.

6
00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,627
You will not take away my Sean.

7
00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:24,459
You want more of the truth?
I am going back into porn.

8
00:00:25,685 --> 00:00:28,413
- Where do you belong?
- Maybe with you.

9
00:00:31,352 --> 00:00:34,417
OK. So, this you are going to love.

10
00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:36,927
You know who busted
her tight little tuchas

11
00:00:37,075 --> 00:00:40,378
and got your booked as a judge
on the Miss Teen U.S.A. Pageant?

12
00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:42,849
So, what do you think of that, Dr. Sexy?

13
00:00:43,883 --> 00:00:45,358
And why would my client

14
00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:48,734
be interested in judging a bunch
of double-digit I.Q. adolescents

15
00:00:48,943 --> 00:00:51,135
with bulimia breath
and tacky bathing suits?

16
00:00:51,304 --> 00:00:54,368
Um, because it beats having lunch
with a menopausal agent

17
00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:58,369
with chardonnay breath and
an ill-fitting ensemble from Chico's.

18
00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:01,319
Bliss, Colleen's just looking after
my reputation. There's no need

19
00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:03,942
- to attack her personally.
- Sean, don't worry about me.

20
00:01:04,113 --> 00:01:07,299
This mama lion could eat your
little pussycat publicist for brunch,

21
00:01:07,461 --> 00:01:08,871
if she wanted to.

22
00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:14,118
Now, I just nabbed a very classy
commercial for you, cookie.

23
00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,861
National spokesperson

24
00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:21,041
for the new Sizzler's heart savvy
salad bar campaign.

25
00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:24,956
I'm sorry, did you really just suggest

26
00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,331
to do commercials
for the geriatric community?

27
00:01:27,485 --> 00:01:29,378
Not the kind of thing
I'm looking for either.

28
00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,914
Sean, our ten o'clock in my office.

29
00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:36,437
Looks like the star-making machinery
is working a double-shift in here.

30
00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:39,495
I need you to do the consult without me.
We got side-tracked.

31
00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:43,011
Yeah, side-tracked by granma's
fantasies of all-you-can-eat-buffets.

32
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,629
By the way, Colleen, did you think
about what I asked?

33
00:01:45,797 --> 00:01:48,743
Any new shows looking for
a medical advisor who can act?

34
00:01:48,891 --> 00:01:51,910
Let's we begin with two commissions
instead of just one, huh?

35
00:01:52,452 --> 00:01:57,019
Christian, I like you. So I'm not going
to sell you a line of bullshit.

36
00:01:58,378 --> 00:02:00,783
I took a look at the first episode
of Hearts and Scalpels,"

37
00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:02,791
specifically your outtakes.

38
00:02:05,469 --> 00:02:07,400
Acting isn't your thing, honey.

39
00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,476
I mean, sean, now, has a gift.
He's what we call a natural.

40
00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:14,514
But I just don't have the time
to try and build a career

41
00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,782
for someone who is untrained and...

42
00:02:18,043 --> 00:02:19,181
untalented.

43
00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:21,602
- Colleen.
- Well, it's true.

44
00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,475
I'm sorry, honey.

45
00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:42,481
Well, that was nice, Colleen.
That's good work.

46
00:02:42,604 --> 00:02:45,133
You know, just get him a gift
certificate from Burke Williams.

47
00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:46,780
It always makes me feel better.

48
00:02:54,794 --> 00:02:56,525
Lulu Grandiron.

49
00:02:56,771 --> 00:02:59,131
Dr. Christian Troy.
Sorry to keep you waiting.

50
00:03:00,188 --> 00:03:02,702
Your partner's joing us
as well, correct?

51
00:03:03,663 --> 00:03:06,866
Actually, my partner is overwhelmed
with his other career right now. But...

52
00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:10,100
the good news is, I'm here,
and you're my only priority.

53
00:03:10,452 --> 00:03:14,858
So, tell me what you don't like
about yourself, Ms. Grandiron.

54
00:03:15,130 --> 00:03:18,501
Call me Lulu, and I'm not here
to be interviewed, Dr. Troy.

55
00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:20,325
I'm here to interview you.

56
00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:23,739
I assume you've heard of
Dr. William Hammerman?

57
00:03:23,892 --> 00:03:26,129
Plastic surgeon,
specializes in society types.

58
00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:28,758
Wouldn't you like to be
on the society page, Dr. Troy?

59
00:03:28,889 --> 00:03:31,662
Surgeon to the creme de la creme?

60
00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:35,351
I don't know where you're
getting your information, but

61
00:03:35,474 --> 00:03:37,221
I'm not hurting for business.

62
00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:42,493
Darling, I'm not talking about
all those dreary little starlets.

63
00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:45,829
I'm offering you a shot at
the true elite in this town.

64
00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:48,779
We're the ones who put
all those nerdy boys in power,

65
00:03:48,941 --> 00:03:50,959
taught them everything
they know, and then

66
00:03:51,526 --> 00:03:53,656
divorced
them and took all their money.

67
00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,599
Back up a second. What do you mean--

68
00:04:00,288 --> 00:04:01,882
offering me a shot?

69
00:04:03,032 --> 00:04:04,794
Hammerman is retiring.

70
00:04:05,173 --> 00:04:08,560
My girlfriends and I need a new
plastic surgeon. We've been...

71
00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:11,134
interviewing candidates, and

72
00:04:11,329 --> 00:04:16,019
we want you to come to a dinner
party so we can get to know you.

73
00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,858
Saturday at 9:00.

74
00:04:18,946 --> 00:04:20,065
Black tie.

75
00:04:21,531 --> 00:04:24,213
I'm a plastic surgeon, not a gigolo,

76
00:04:24,443 --> 00:04:27,294
and I'm not looking to
be picked over by a pack

77
00:04:27,508 --> 00:04:29,363
- of bitter divorcees.
- Bitter?

78
00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:31,933
Quite the opposite. We have it all...

79
00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:34,983
experience, no one to answer to,

80
00:04:36,048 --> 00:04:37,665
and all that money.

81
00:04:38,286 --> 00:04:40,814
We'll set a place for you,
just in case you

82
00:04:41,192 --> 00:04:42,587
come to your senses.

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00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:39,759
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86
00:05:44,895 --> 00:05:46,961
Season 5 Episode 12
Lulu Grandiron

87
00:05:47,838 --> 00:05:51,393
There are 7 signs of the
apocalypse, right? Not 2.

88
00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,032
You 2 some sort of couple now?

89
00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:55,626
More like a team.

90
00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,538
When she and Ram saw
the video I made with Aidan,

91
00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:02,195
- they offered me a deal at Penetrate.
- To do porn. Nice.

92
00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:06,811
Eden is one of the most natural talents
I've seen in a long time...

93
00:06:07,255 --> 00:06:10,765
well, since myself.
And we just had to snatch her up.

94
00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,833
You mean, suck her into
that deep hole of whoredom

95
00:06:13,995 --> 00:06:16,447
where you spent
most of your miserable life?

96
00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,515
We didn't come here for your approval.

97
00:06:18,798 --> 00:06:21,368
- We need your help.
- Well, since you've come to the wizard,

98
00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:25,116
I'm sorry to say that we have
no more brains left. Or hearts.

99
00:06:28,357 --> 00:06:29,858
Jesus. What happened?

100
00:06:31,118 --> 00:06:35,409
I was filming my first sex scene
with Kimber, and she hit me,

101
00:06:36,098 --> 00:06:37,708
but it was brilliant.

102
00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:46,655
We're shooting my new film
"Inside Kimber Henry"...

103
00:06:46,793 --> 00:06:50,575
it's very arty.
It's all about self-exploration.

104
00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:53,303
And since Ram's taken over my career,

105
00:06:53,487 --> 00:06:56,368
he's only allowing me to do sex
scenes with women now.

106
00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:06,234
And this was sort of an homage
to the younger me, when I was a virgin.

107
00:07:22,456 --> 00:07:25,697
The scene called for me to make love
to a younger Kimber

108
00:07:25,828 --> 00:07:30,318
to express my forgiveness of all
of her youthful indiscretions.

109
00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:39,505
Eden was tremendous.

110
00:07:39,652 --> 00:07:41,582
So, we're both climaxing, right?

111
00:07:41,745 --> 00:07:45,178
- Where out of nowhere, she yells...
- Hit me.

112
00:07:47,553 --> 00:07:48,519
Hit me.

113
00:07:50,354 --> 00:07:52,829
I'm a little whore,
and you need to hit me.

114
00:07:56,407 --> 00:07:57,771
I ad libbed a little.

115
00:07:58,338 --> 00:08:00,353
I wanted something memorable
for my first film.

116
00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,072
And sadomasochism came to mind?

117
00:08:02,195 --> 00:08:05,892
It's the only way to become a star
nowadays. You got to make an impression.

118
00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:09,430
- I'm going to take a look.
- What's there to look at, Sean?

119
00:08:09,726 --> 00:08:12,599
I wouldn't fix it. Maybe it will
knock some sense into her.

120
00:08:13,189 --> 00:08:15,534
Well, guess what, Christian?
We don't want you to fix it.

121
00:08:16,173 --> 00:08:21,736
Sean's the marquee talent at
Mcnamara/Troy, and stars flock to stars.

122
00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:27,923
Celebrity is a club, and it's one
you haven't been invited to join.

123
00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:31,034
And you know, I feel bad for you,
baby, I really do,

124
00:08:31,199 --> 00:08:33,421
because you never had any real talent,

125
00:08:33,574 --> 00:08:36,057
and your only strength
was your own star power.

126
00:08:36,195 --> 00:08:38,761
And how disappointing it must be
for you to realize

127
00:08:38,908 --> 00:08:41,321
that it's flickering
at such a dim wattage.

128
00:08:44,422 --> 00:08:47,978
You know, I really don't need
to listen to the opinion...

129
00:08:49,038 --> 00:08:52,563
- of whores and porn stars.
- Try businesswoman,

130
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,345
juggling a successful career
and motherhood.

131
00:08:55,575 --> 00:08:58,518
And your granddaughter is doing
fabulous, by the way, grandpy.

132
00:08:58,646 --> 00:09:01,343
It was so cute yesterday.
She said her first word,

133
00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,212
Ram.

134
00:09:05,573 --> 00:09:07,366
Despite popular opinion,

135
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:10,887
I actually work with the Hollywood
elite, and I am in great demand.

136
00:09:11,653 --> 00:09:14,772
Sean, you can do what you want.

137
00:09:18,147 --> 00:09:19,840
You fractured your eye socket.

138
00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:21,964
It's delicate work.

139
00:09:22,715 --> 00:09:24,370
That's why I came to you.

140
00:09:24,554 --> 00:09:26,147
You have just the right touch.

141
00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:28,056
And I'll pay, of course.

142
00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,759
I just feel terrible about this.

143
00:09:30,973 --> 00:09:32,613
So, could you help us, Sean?

144
00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:56,120
How you feeling?

145
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,200
Scared, actually.

146
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,357
I always think I'm going to go to sleep,

147
00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:04,430
they'll put me under,
and I'll never wake up.

148
00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:06,027
Oh, not on my watch.

149
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,865
When you come out of this,
you're not even going to remember

150
00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:10,489
when you started to drift off.

151
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:17,290
I used to have a terrible time
falling asleep, for the same reason...

152
00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,050
The fear of never waking up.

153
00:10:21,522 --> 00:10:23,805
Maybe I just never knew
what I was waking up for.

154
00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:25,951
Look, when this is over...

155
00:10:26,237 --> 00:10:29,395
maybe it will give you a chance
to sort of rethink things,

156
00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:32,835
- make some better choices.
- Will you help me, Sean?

157
00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:36,654
I keep getting myself involved
in these things that... I don't know.

158
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,808
You're the only one who still
cares about me.

159
00:10:39,046 --> 00:10:41,666
You shouldn't, after
all I've done, but you do.

160
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,092
Don't you?

161
00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:46,076
I care about you getting better.

162
00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,672
Will you kiss me?

163
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,948
Just to calm me down.

164
00:11:07,051 --> 00:11:08,982
After a couple of weeks,
when you've healed,

165
00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,767
we can talk about what you should do.

166
00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:12,545
Sean, I don't have a couple of weeks.

167
00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:14,537
Ram has me doing
another movie in 6 days.

168
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,846
You're not doing another movie
for that smut-peddler.

169
00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,847
- You said you wanted to change.
- I do,

170
00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:21,476
but I don't have a choice.
I signed a contract, Sean.

171
00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:23,576
He owns me. That's why
you have to help me.

172
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I'll fix your face, Eden, but

173
00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:28,713
that's all I can do.

174
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:35,104
OK. Count back from 10 for me.

175
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:52,673
Nice pussy.

176
00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:05,373
Dr. Troy, come meet the ladies.

177
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,929
Marla Middleton.

178
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Newly divorced from my third.

179
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Catherine Wicke.

180
00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:22,057
Still married, but multi-orgasmic.

181
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Annette Wainwright.

182
00:12:25,564 --> 00:12:28,676
My husband died last year
in a skiing accident.

183
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,290
And this is Dr. Kay.

184
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Dr. Cashman.

185
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:37,862
Hello.

186
00:12:39,923 --> 00:12:41,882
And the Berkowitz twins,

187
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,852
Dr. Joseph and Dr. Michael.

188
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,435
I'm Dr. Michael. Hello.

189
00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,930
And I'm Dr. Joseph. Good evening.

190
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Shall we dine?

191
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,294
Yeah you ladies seem very close.

192
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We are.

193
00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,425
I mean, I...

194
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:18,676
I've known Annette
since she was an "A" cup.

195
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,436
Last year, when I had
my vagina tightened,

196
00:13:23,777 --> 00:13:26,350
it was my girls here
who pulled me through.

197
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:30,438
It was that damn haitian pool boy
who did me in.

198
00:13:31,599 --> 00:13:33,816
Jeez. This reminds me
of my last husband.

199
00:13:34,975 --> 00:13:36,819
The one she nicknamed
"Is it in yet?"

200
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:40,489
I'm sorry. I... I don't get it.

201
00:13:46,989 --> 00:13:48,122
Wait a minute.

202
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,834
Lulu, weren't we supposed to get
that one from the tv show?

203
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:53,335
Busy.

204
00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:55,656
Well, screw him, then,
for not showing.

205
00:13:55,776 --> 00:13:57,798
You know who needs a show?

206
00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,219
Us.

207
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:00,885
I'll drink to that.

208
00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:03,345
And to Louis Vuitton shoes...

209
00:14:03,725 --> 00:14:04,638
and...

210
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:05,788
Percocet.

211
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,575
I mean, shit. We shop and we screw,
and we screw and we shop.

212
00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:11,187
Who wouldn't watch that show?

213
00:14:11,347 --> 00:14:13,647
- Annette, have you lost weight?
- Down 5.

214
00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:15,983
I haven't had a carb since'87.

215
00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,407
Such discipline.

216
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,600
Let's get down to business.

217
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,117
Boys, tickle our fancy
with your credentials.

218
00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:26,994
We graduated first...

219
00:14:27,154 --> 00:14:29,288
And second...
In our class at harvard.

220
00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:31,594
But we'll never tell
which of us finished where.

221
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:32,414
Never.

222
00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:33,501
I went to Brown.

223
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:39,784
Dr. Troy.

224
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:41,674
What about you?

225
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,684
Well, I've never seen an S.A.T.
score perform a perfect feather lift.

226
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,809
Frankly, I didn't go to
my own graduation.

227
00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:52,144
I was too busy

228
00:14:52,304 --> 00:14:56,273
spraying my population paste all
over the U. Of M. cheerleading squad.

229
00:14:56,798 --> 00:14:59,818
Some resume.
Your parents must be so proud.

230
00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:06,492
You want to see my resume, stretch?

231
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,524
It takes

232
00:15:38,684 --> 00:15:40,978
2 things to make a great surgeon...

233
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,552
Steady hands...

234
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,823
And a monster one of these.

235
00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:48,867
The bigger the cock, the greater the
confidence. The greater the confidence,

236
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:50,996
the better the surgeon.

237
00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,872
This dinner is a pissing contest,
and you ladies have

238
00:15:54,226 --> 00:15:56,125
all the power and all the money.

239
00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:58,586
You've invited us here
tonight to entertain you.

240
00:15:59,203 --> 00:16:01,589
So, I'm cutting straight
to the chase.

241
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:14,536
Any of you boys think you can...

242
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,228
Trump my ace of clubs?

243
00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:38,563
I wanted your next film to be set
in the 18th Century.

244
00:16:38,683 --> 00:16:41,420
I just think it's going to be
more romantic that way.

245
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:43,159
What do you think?

246
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,883
I'm playing a maid in a whorehouse.

247
00:16:46,223 --> 00:16:48,052
But you're the underdog,

248
00:16:48,212 --> 00:16:50,167
and the audience is going
to root for you.

249
00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:53,289
Besides, you'll become
the house madam in the end.

250
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,267
Yeah, after a bukakke scene

251
00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:57,728
where a dozen men stand
around me and spooge in my face.

252
00:16:58,178 --> 00:16:59,407
That's gross. Forget it.

253
00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:00,851
I'm not doing this.

254
00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:03,391
Show a little goddamn gratitude.

255
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,861
I worked all night on this.

256
00:17:06,323 --> 00:17:07,286
Eden.

257
00:17:08,037 --> 00:17:09,037
Sweetie.

258
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:14,703
Kimber and I have both been around this
business a lot longer than you have,

259
00:17:15,563 --> 00:17:16,955
and frankly, sweetheart,

260
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:18,536
you need to pay your dues.

261
00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:21,543
I paid my dues already,

262
00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:24,837
and I won't be degraded like that again,
not if you want me to be the star.

263
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:25,881
Star?

264
00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:30,972
Darling, you're not even a wet spot
in the porn industry.

265
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,222
I'm the star.

266
00:17:33,382 --> 00:17:35,813
I've done over 50 films.

267
00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,295
And if you want even half
of what I have,

268
00:17:39,415 --> 00:17:41,397
you're going to have
to show me some respect.

269
00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,001
You know what I think?

270
00:17:49,254 --> 00:17:50,478
First of all...

271
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,409
You need to be a little more diligent
with the moisturizer.

272
00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:55,160
And secondly,

273
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:57,121
you want what I've got,

274
00:17:57,281 --> 00:18:00,082
but you'll never be
18 again, now, will you?

275
00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:03,089
I may be new at this,

276
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:07,423
but even I know that it's youth
that sells porn, not nostalgia.

277
00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:16,348
I'll look at the script.

278
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:22,488
Unless you're family, we don't allow
visitors so soon after surgery.

279
00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:23,735
Leave, now.

280
00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:25,532
Sean.

281
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,412
We were discussing business.

282
00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:30,612
Dr. McNamara. Ram peters.

283
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,495
Doctor, you did a fantastic job
on my little girl here.

284
00:18:39,754 --> 00:18:42,079
When do you think
she'll be camera-ready?

285
00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,047
Let's discuss that in private.

286
00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:08,203
Don't you ever cross me again,

287
00:19:08,987 --> 00:19:11,820
baby girl. You'll regret it.

288
00:19:17,972 --> 00:19:21,903
What I want to know from you is what
would you need to break her contract?

289
00:19:24,677 --> 00:19:28,207
I don't break contracts, doctor,
not with any of my girls... ever.

290
00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:29,722
How much?

291
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:40,098
Why, Dr. McNamara.

292
00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:42,164
You cad.

293
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,432
10,000? 20?

294
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:49,817
I tell you what... I got a better idea.

295
00:19:52,135 --> 00:19:55,571
I have a large stable of women
over 50 under contract as well.

296
00:19:55,691 --> 00:19:58,700
They're not the top talent at penetrate,
but they bring in the most returns.

297
00:19:59,012 --> 00:20:00,045
Eddie, boy!

298
00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:03,205
Guys like to see old gals
pounded hard.

299
00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:05,707
Guilt titles sell like wildfire.

300
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,711
Because of their age, I pay them a tenth
of what a 20-year-old would make.

301
00:20:09,871 --> 00:20:12,218
I can work them twice as hard.
They love it.

302
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:16,110
I'm finding there's a solid niche market
for older women,

303
00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:19,221
but it's hard to find ones that
keep themselves in shape at that age

304
00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:21,225
and are still willing to do films.

305
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,010
So, you help me trim the fat,
so to speak,

306
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,546
get a couple of
my older girls in shape,

307
00:20:28,497 --> 00:20:29,882
Eden's free to go.

308
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:31,840
Fine.

309
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,237
4 grannies... implants, lipo.
That's it.

310
00:20:36,052 --> 00:20:36,874
Deal?

311
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:46,804
I sure hope she's worth it.

312
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,588
Tell me what you don't like
about yourself.

313
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,014
I think you're perfect.

314
00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:03,065
Thank you.

315
00:21:03,185 --> 00:21:05,601
You could use some microlipo
on your thighs.

316
00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:15,120
Maybe... maybe an ass implant.

317
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,435
Sock it to me, doc.

318
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:17,994
Sock it to me, doc, to me.

319
00:21:26,392 --> 00:21:28,728
You have the tits of a 30-year-old.

320
00:21:30,177 --> 00:21:32,983
Maybe you could go up to a double "D,"

321
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,037
give you that firmness back.

322
00:21:36,157 --> 00:21:37,941
That was the breast-feeding.

323
00:21:40,535 --> 00:21:42,484
Want to nurse me, pretty boy?

324
00:21:55,778 --> 00:21:58,455
You need an eye job and a neck lift.

325
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,216
Maybe some botox.

326
00:22:05,055 --> 00:22:06,224
Is that all?

327
00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:08,433
You want more?

328
00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:20,595
I didn't become plastic surgeon
to the richest woman in L.A.

329
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,645
to be stuck on an assembly line
of middle-aged tits and ass.

330
00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:26,633
You're supposed to hook me up,
give me the keys to the kingdom.

331
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,314
What an idiot.

332
00:22:29,455 --> 00:22:31,847
Jesus. If any celebrity
gives a shit about

333
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:34,137
where the first wives' club
get their faces done--

334
00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:36,826
you an pack will have
to find somebody call.

335
00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:40,019
I completely understand.

336
00:22:40,391 --> 00:22:42,440
There's certainly nothing
glamorous about

337
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,531
an assembly line
of middle aged tits and ass.

338
00:22:45,669 --> 00:22:47,450
What you need

339
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,364
is a surgery that will set you apart,

340
00:22:50,523 --> 00:22:54,201
give you the attention you deserve
as a doctor,

341
00:22:54,371 --> 00:22:56,470
and as an artist.

342
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,170
It's a good start.

343
00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:02,862
I've had a chance to watch
your work, Dr. Troy,

344
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:04,559
but I've seen the results.

345
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,733
You're really no different
than a sculptor,

346
00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:12,176
chiseling away at the human form,
manipulating tissue and bone.

347
00:23:12,296 --> 00:23:15,746
Please, don't ever denigrate yourself.

348
00:23:15,866 --> 00:23:18,150
You're not just a plastic surgeon.

349
00:23:18,673 --> 00:23:22,107
You're a modern day Michelangelo.

350
00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:26,056
I wouldn't go that far. Rodin, maybe.

351
00:23:27,664 --> 00:23:31,203
- I'm glad that you understand.
- Of course I do.

352
00:23:31,574 --> 00:23:34,532
That's why I saved myself for last.

353
00:23:34,652 --> 00:23:40,165
I am the canvas upon which
you can truly express yourself.

354
00:23:40,305 --> 00:23:43,926
And how exactly
would you like to be expressed?

355
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:49,527
I want my face to reflect
the duality of my nature, my...

356
00:23:49,879 --> 00:23:53,441
Sensuous animal spirit. The...

357
00:23:54,028 --> 00:23:57,579
Sacred feline essence within.

358
00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:02,946
You want a softer, more sensual look?

359
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,739
Did you know that the egyptians

360
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:12,450
believed that the cat was endowed
with the light of human consciousness?

361
00:24:12,673 --> 00:24:16,868
They believe that the souls who had died
entered into the cat,

362
00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:20,911
giving it its powerful radiance.
I want you...

363
00:24:22,036 --> 00:24:25,107
to bring me closer to that radiance.

364
00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:27,613
You want me to make you look like a cat.

365
00:24:27,812 --> 00:24:30,109
Don't be ridiculous.

366
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,984
I'm not insane.

367
00:24:32,712 --> 00:24:36,638
That's a relief. Whiskers and tails
are really not my specialty.

368
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,392
Well, maybe I was wrong about you.

369
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,568
I thought, as an artist,

370
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:44,814
you might be able to find a way to

371
00:24:45,007 --> 00:24:48,394
accentuate my more feline
characteristics,

372
00:24:48,603 --> 00:24:53,196
to suggest its form within mine.

373
00:24:57,837 --> 00:24:59,642
Why on earth do you want this done?

374
00:25:01,646 --> 00:25:04,493
If I can no longer be young,

375
00:25:04,810 --> 00:25:08,712
I want my face to reflect
all the wisdom and power in me.

376
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,720
We're extraordinary people
living ordinary lives, you and I,

377
00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:17,478
because no one sees us,
no one really knows who we are.

378
00:25:17,831 --> 00:25:21,839
You're an artist, not a mechanic.

379
00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:26,772
I'm offering you a chance to prove it.

380
00:25:45,206 --> 00:25:46,589
How are you feeling?

381
00:25:47,386 --> 00:25:50,714
If I say I feel like crap,
will you let me stay here longer?

382
00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:54,956
- I can't do another porn, Sean.
- You don't have to.

383
00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:59,152
This is your contract with penetrate.

384
00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:01,519
Tear it up.

385
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,877
- Did you steal this?
- No.

386
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:13,001
I just talked to Ram, and he feels
the same way about you I do...

387
00:26:13,121 --> 00:26:16,319
that you don't belong in that business.

388
00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:19,463
Sean!

389
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,292
Is this your way of saying
you love me like I love you?

390
00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:27,778
It doesn't matter how I feel.
This can't happen.

391
00:26:28,001 --> 00:26:30,473
No one would allow it.

392
00:26:31,481 --> 00:26:32,946
You're 18.

393
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:35,805
I'm old enough to be your father.

394
00:26:36,985 --> 00:26:38,918
Our families would hate us,

395
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,825
and business would take a dive.
We'd be pariahs.

396
00:26:41,989 --> 00:26:46,594
I don't give a shit about any of that.
I don't. I don't care.

397
00:28:03,335 --> 00:28:06,019
- What are you doing?
- Making my client happy.

398
00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,769
By turning her into Garfield?

399
00:28:08,132 --> 00:28:09,421
I'm bringing out her true self.

400
00:28:09,737 --> 00:28:13,018
Nose jobs, tit jobs, tummy tucks... they
are all the work of a simple craftsman,

401
00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:15,397
which is why Sean is so good at them.

402
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:18,573
What I am doing to this woman is art.

403
00:28:19,141 --> 00:28:20,653
What you're doing is barbaric.

404
00:28:20,895 --> 00:28:22,229
By the time you're done with her,

405
00:28:22,349 --> 00:28:24,996
she's going to look like the side
of a Hello Kitty lunchbox.

406
00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:27,114
Why is wanting to look like
a glamorous puma

407
00:28:27,234 --> 00:28:28,774
any more strange
than wanting to look like

408
00:28:28,956 --> 00:28:31,044
Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie?

409
00:28:31,164 --> 00:28:34,277
- It's all idolatry, Liz.
- This surgery is nuts.

410
00:28:34,397 --> 00:28:35,958
- I'm out.
- Great.

411
00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:39,253
Go roll your eyes at the goddamn
golf course for all I care.

412
00:28:40,294 --> 00:28:43,146
Look, stop panicking, Liz. She's not
going to look exactly like a cat.

413
00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:45,391
She's just going to have
a feline essence.

414
00:28:46,171 --> 00:28:48,572
Where did you get that line,
out of her litter box?

415
00:28:48,692 --> 00:28:51,315
- Don't mock what you don't understand.
- Oh, I understand this.

416
00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:53,043
There is going to be
a storm of shit around this,

417
00:28:53,163 --> 00:28:56,390
and I'll tell you right now, I am not
going to get caught in the rain.

418
00:29:05,484 --> 00:29:07,336
You a dog person, too?

419
00:29:09,890 --> 00:29:12,715
Where are you, Chaz? Pick up.

420
00:29:12,962 --> 00:29:15,427
Look, I need you to bring me some
new magazines, my makeup,

421
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:19,501
and some good coke.
Call me back, OK?

422
00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:29,711
- Hello, Eden.
- Jesus. You scared me.

423
00:29:29,996 --> 00:29:31,145
Sorry.

424
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:33,377
Do I know you?

425
00:29:33,497 --> 00:29:36,888
Well, not technically, but we're kind
of in the same family.

426
00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:40,058
I'm Colleen Rose, Sean's agent.

427
00:29:40,878 --> 00:29:42,624
Where's Sean?

428
00:29:43,019 --> 00:29:44,705
Brought you a present.

429
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:48,855
I thought you could use a special
love-yourself Eden bear.

430
00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:52,441
Maybe a sympathetic ear.
I make these for people.

431
00:29:52,722 --> 00:29:53,742
Listen.

432
00:29:54,116 --> 00:29:57,456
I love you.
I love you. I love you.

433
00:29:57,843 --> 00:30:01,675
OK, that's creepy, and so are you.

434
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:02,906
Look.

435
00:30:03,081 --> 00:30:06,011
I don't need you to
make me feel better. What I need

436
00:30:06,281 --> 00:30:08,062
are some more painkillers.

437
00:30:14,308 --> 00:30:16,616
I was like you, you know.

438
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,593
Had all the boys eating out of my hand,

439
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:21,902
and the only one that I wanted

440
00:30:22,171 --> 00:30:25,851
- was the one I couldn't have.
- Excuse me?

441
00:30:27,351 --> 00:30:32,144
When you're a mama lion,
and you see a baby cub in distress,

442
00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,746
you instinctively move to help.

443
00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:38,930
You need to be told the truth.

444
00:30:40,137 --> 00:30:41,672
And what might that be?

445
00:30:44,038 --> 00:30:46,627
Sean doesn't love you.

446
00:30:47,131 --> 00:30:48,596
And he never will.

447
00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,549
And you know all this because?

448
00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:54,608
Because there's nothing
he doesn't tell me.

449
00:30:55,604 --> 00:31:00,456
The males of our species are just silly,
selfish, preening fools,

450
00:31:00,782 --> 00:31:03,419
which you will come to understand.

451
00:31:05,256 --> 00:31:06,896
My gosh.

452
00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:11,947
You're totally in love with Sean.

453
00:31:13,589 --> 00:31:17,222
You're a desperate old bag who has
a pathetic crush on her client.

454
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,628
What a cliche.

455
00:31:18,792 --> 00:31:22,636
Please. The whole world is in love
with Sean. That's not the point.

456
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:24,657
What is the point, Colleen?

457
00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:28,302
I heard Sean and Aidan talking about
how they like to pass you around

458
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:32,169
and how you're quickly becoming
the town pump.

459
00:31:32,439 --> 00:31:34,958
And they said it
in front of a lot of crewmen.

460
00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:37,365
It was disgusting,

461
00:31:37,743 --> 00:31:41,146
especially one grip who said,
"i'd like a piece of that whore."

462
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,806
And Sean and Aidan laughed

463
00:31:43,052 --> 00:31:45,982
and said, "we can make that happen.
She'll screw anybody."

464
00:31:55,357 --> 00:31:57,607
He's using you, honey,

465
00:31:57,771 --> 00:32:00,829
all right? So he can feel young
and viable. That's all.

466
00:32:01,861 --> 00:32:03,841
He said he had feelings for me.

467
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,333
Yeah, feelings for your
sweet sugar tits, maybe.

468
00:32:07,825 --> 00:32:09,501
Not for you.

469
00:32:10,005 --> 00:32:13,181
Look, I went to your defense.
I said, "she's just a baby."

470
00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:16,146
And they should start looking
at women their own age.

471
00:32:17,095 --> 00:32:20,271
But that's our sick society for you.

472
00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:23,646
You're a liar.

473
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,872
You look at me, honey...

474
00:32:30,337 --> 00:32:33,079
And tell me you really think i'm lying.

475
00:32:39,865 --> 00:32:43,439
Hey, you. How's your tv show going?

476
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:46,064
Since when do you want
to hear about the show?

477
00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:48,302
Despite what you might think, sean,

478
00:32:48,443 --> 00:32:51,173
I don't need for you to fail
in order for me to be happy.

479
00:32:51,724 --> 00:32:54,618
I wish you many years of
success on your little tv show.

480
00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:57,297
Spoken with incredible condescension.

481
00:32:57,572 --> 00:33:00,703
Not at all.
I have a great respect for the media.

482
00:33:00,823 --> 00:33:02,974
It's not fine art,
but it doesn't pretend to be,

483
00:33:03,094 --> 00:33:05,630
and if it's an outlet for
your creative energies...

484
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,637
You're doing that smug thing again.

485
00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:11,511
Whenever something nice happens to you,
you become the cat that ate the canary

486
00:33:11,634 --> 00:33:14,646
so you can bask in your 5 minutes
of superiority as long as possible.

487
00:33:15,806 --> 00:33:17,902
I'm not basking in anything.

488
00:33:18,022 --> 00:33:22,872
I'm just feeling newly inspired.
I'm looking at my job in a new light,

489
00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:26,945
like a form
of self-expression, true art.

490
00:33:27,065 --> 00:33:29,234
It's like I'm Michelangelo...

491
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:30,535
With a 10 blade.

492
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,175
Hello?

493
00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:42,176
Sean? Bliss. You have to meet me
at Hollywood and Highland.

494
00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:45,811
Why? Is there a sale?
Bliss, it's the middle of the day.

495
00:33:45,931 --> 00:33:47,982
Look, I don't give a shit
what time it is, OK?

496
00:33:48,102 --> 00:33:51,482
This is an emergency. Your career
and your reputation depend on it.

497
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,146
All right. I have to go.

498
00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:03,991
Bliss is having a meltdown or something.

499
00:34:05,268 --> 00:34:09,733
Listen, Michelangelo, I'm glad you're
feeling inspired, but just rember...

500
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:12,201
The difference between
a plastic surgeon and a sculptor

501
00:34:12,321 --> 00:34:14,910
is the marble doesn't sue if
you screw it up.

502
00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:24,340
There we go.
Yummy-yum.

503
00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:26,532
All right.

504
00:34:27,223 --> 00:34:29,469
- Oh, now, you don't need that...
- Ladies.

505
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:30,394
Oh! How is she?

506
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,100
She can't even talk
under all those bandages.

507
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:35,842
I mean, we talk and we talk,
and she just nods.

508
00:34:35,962 --> 00:34:37,308
It's like dinner with my husband.

509
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,195
I think you're going
to like what you see.

510
00:34:54,452 --> 00:34:55,296
Lulu!

511
00:35:09,406 --> 00:35:11,093
Jesus Christ!

512
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,073
- What did you do to her?
- Oh! You're jealous.

513
00:35:18,506 --> 00:35:20,745
Let me see.
Let me see.

514
00:35:26,569 --> 00:35:30,600
Oh, I love it. Oh, I worship it.

515
00:35:36,049 --> 00:35:38,463
I'm a hot little pussy now.

516
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:40,678
Shit. She's off her meds.

517
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:43,983
- Meds?
- She's bi-polar.

518
00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:47,440
Jesus, a woman asks you
to turn her into frisky,

519
00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:50,749
and you don't suspect there's something
seriously wrong with her?

520
00:35:50,869 --> 00:35:54,002
Your problem is you have
too much dick and not enough brains.

521
00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,648
I can fix this.

522
00:35:56,269 --> 00:35:58,992
Yeah, well, you better, or you're going
to be giving nose jobs

523
00:35:59,112 --> 00:36:00,910
to homeless women on Shitter's Alley.

524
00:36:01,414 --> 00:36:03,444
Come on, girls. We're out of here.

525
00:36:03,564 --> 00:36:04,541
Ought to be shot.

526
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:08,971
Come on.

527
00:36:16,893 --> 00:36:18,549
Hollywood and Highland?

528
00:36:18,669 --> 00:36:21,836
"A," what could you possibly be doing
out here? And "B," I don't believe you.

529
00:36:21,956 --> 00:36:25,436
OK. The chanel makeup was 75 off,
and I love a good sale. So sue me.

530
00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:30,100
Now, I know this seems shocking
and terrible, but I can spin it...

531
00:36:30,346 --> 00:36:35,045
it is so good. Like, "vanity fair" good.

532
00:36:35,232 --> 00:36:38,217
"Posing as a power player
among hollywood's elite,

533
00:36:38,337 --> 00:36:40,899
she was desperately hiding
a secret life of

534
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,914
talking bears and interactions
with hideous valley toddlers."

535
00:36:59,562 --> 00:37:02,270
Would you excuse me a minute, please?

536
00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:06,840
Colleen, what's going on?
Why are you here?

537
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:11,183
It's my niece's kiosk, and i'm just
filling in 'cause she was sick.

538
00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:14,788
- Why? Is that wrong?
- And the lies just keep on coming.

539
00:37:15,017 --> 00:37:18,626
This isn't your second job, Colleen...
it's your only job.

540
00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:21,802
I checked with mall security.
You're here, on average, 8 hours a day.

541
00:37:21,995 --> 00:37:24,913
Why don't you just butt out,
you stupid little barbie doll?

542
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,694
Oh, I knew there was something
wrong with you. I just knew it!

543
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:30,707
You're just a sad little nobody
with a good scam.

544
00:37:31,024 --> 00:37:34,504
Yeah, well, who the hell are you
to criticize me for having 2 jobs?

545
00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:36,549
What, did you ever lack for attention?

546
00:37:36,772 --> 00:37:40,166
OK, just spare us the
"sturm und drang", honey, OK?

547
00:37:40,286 --> 00:37:44,595
I checked the entire database of
licensed agents, and you're not anywhere

548
00:37:44,755 --> 00:37:47,392
You never were as far back as'85.

549
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,618
You lied about who you are.
That's unforgivable.

550
00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:53,145
I don't care how hard you worked.
I trusted you.

551
00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:56,384
Does that mean the fact that I got you
the lead in "hearts and scalpels"

552
00:37:56,504 --> 00:37:59,515
means nothing to you? Why, because
I don't have the right piece of paper?

553
00:37:59,948 --> 00:38:01,566
Do you even have any other clients?

554
00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:06,030
Do you have any other clients?

555
00:38:07,226 --> 00:38:08,503
You're scaring me.

556
00:38:09,441 --> 00:38:11,971
I won't have you talk to me this way

557
00:38:12,091 --> 00:38:13,955
when I treated you with respect.

558
00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:19,205
I deserve respect, too.

559
00:38:20,295 --> 00:38:22,241
Colleen, I want you
to leave me alone now.

560
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:24,034
No calls, no visits, nothing.

561
00:38:24,506 --> 00:38:27,553
This is the end of our relationship.
Do you understand?

562
00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:33,014
How did you even get on the lot,
anyway? The tour?

563
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,401
Why? Why me?

564
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:41,654
Don't even ask, Sean, OK?
She's clearly demented.

565
00:38:42,848 --> 00:38:44,395
Come on.

566
00:39:08,954 --> 00:39:12,482
You know I don't like it
when you do that, mama.

567
00:39:12,903 --> 00:39:16,267
Don't start with me
about what you don't like,

568
00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:20,321
not unless you want me
to start complaing.

569
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,735
You know...

570
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:29,940
I think you're the cat's pajamas.

571
00:39:30,257 --> 00:39:32,600
But this is business.

572
00:39:34,217 --> 00:39:38,411
That's why I love you so much.
You're a hot, sexy woman who

573
00:39:38,973 --> 00:39:42,782
also understands
the business side of my life...

574
00:39:43,661 --> 00:39:45,559
The rewards...

575
00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:48,313
Pressures.

576
00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:52,289
I get it.

577
00:39:53,649 --> 00:39:55,301
Just don't have to like it.

578
00:40:16,687 --> 00:40:18,269
- Hi.
- Hi.

579
00:40:20,153 --> 00:40:23,493
- How's my baby doing?
- Good.

580
00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:29,045
Welcome to the family.

581
00:40:57,806 --> 00:41:00,208
Go ahead. Say it.
I know you want to.

582
00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:06,587
Fine. I'm an idiot, OK?

583
00:41:06,707 --> 00:41:07,764
- And?
- And what?

584
00:41:07,884 --> 00:41:09,659
You want me to get on my knees?
I'm sorry.

585
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,583
And just so we don't get sued,
the next time someone comes in here

586
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,275
with an outrageous request, you'll
double-check their background first.

587
00:41:15,395 --> 00:41:17,693
- Like you researched Colleen?
- That's different.

588
00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:20,171
How? She came into your office,
blew smoke up your ass,

589
00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:23,589
and you handed her your career,
no questions asked.

590
00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:27,018
You're right.

591
00:41:28,342 --> 00:41:30,983
Damn, it felt good, though,
getting my ego stroked like that.

592
00:41:31,103 --> 00:41:33,491
It's a mental blowjob. You can sit back,
relax, let them do the work

593
00:41:33,611 --> 00:41:35,350
- while you get off.
- It's addicting, though.

594
00:41:35,682 --> 00:41:37,096
I feel like I'm in withdrawal.

595
00:41:37,216 --> 00:41:40,116
You got worse problems than that,
my friend. You think you're an actor.

596
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,801
What are you doing here, Colleen?

597
00:43:34,488 --> 00:43:36,750
What have you done?

598
00:43:37,078 --> 00:43:38,941
I'm calling 911.

599
00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:43,577
I think that's a good idea.

 

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