Épisode C'est ça l'amour S05E10 - Nip/Tuck Saison 5

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Précédemment dans Nip/Tuck...

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C'est elle.

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Wow. On dirait une petite...

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tigresse.

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On fait ça. Hémorragie
artérielle majeure.

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Il est en état de choc.

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Voilà la façon de
jouer un chef d'équipe.

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Il a le courage de ses convictions,

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et avec classe. Il a
toujours de la classe.

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On est allés voir un généraliste, un
neurologue, un gastro-entérologue.

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Personne ne pense que tu es malade.

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Tu te caches derrière ces symptômes
parce que tu as peur de notre relation.

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Tu as finalement ce que tu voulais,
et tu n'arrives pas à le gérer.

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- Vous baisez ensemble tous les deux.
- On s'aime, Sean.

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Sean a appelé.

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Il m'a proposé le
poste de réceptionniste.

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J'ai pensé que Gina
c'était une idée de génie.

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Non seulement elle n'est pas baisable,
mais en plus elle peut faire baby-sitter.

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Toi et mon ex-femme pourrez
passer plus de temps ensemble.

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Dites-moi ce que vous
n'aimez pas chez vous.

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Je n'aime pas qu'il soit si vieux.

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Croyez-moi, moi non plus.

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Et il ressemble à une femme.

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- Votre mère est plutôt dure avec vous.
- Ha !

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Magda et moi on fêtera nos
21 ans de mariage en Mai.

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- Félicitations.
- Pour quoi ?

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Je voulais un homme, un vrai.

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Omar Sharif. Burt Reynolds.

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Même un rouleau de papier toilette
ça m'aurait convenu, bordel.

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Mais tout ce que j'ai eu
c'est ce monstre sans poil.

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Dans les années 80, se faire épiler
au laser c'était la grande mode.

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J'y ai pris part, c'est peu de le dire.

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Magda m'a fait subir
ça pendant des mois.

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Je suivais la mode.

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Eh bien, maintenant, Magda
veut revenir en arrière.

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Elle a lu dans Newsweek qu'être
poilu était de nouveau à la mode.

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Poils sur la poitrine, des pattes, je crois
qu'ils appellent ça la mode rétrosexuelle.

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Ouais. Des transplantations
de poils sur le visage et

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et la poitrine, c'est
devenu très populaire.

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Je veux qu'il ait une moustache,

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et je veux des poils sur ses fesses.

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Il est aussi lisse qu'une fille.

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Eh bien, vous semblez avoir une bonne
quantité de follicules sur votre tête.

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Je pense qu'on aura aucun problème
à faire 2 500 à 3 000 greffes.

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Je suis d'accord seulement si je peux

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aussi avoir un rafraîchissement
du visage tant que je suis ici.

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Dieu sait que je ne veux pas que mes
meilleures années restent derrière moi.

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Bien sûr. On peut faire un lifting
en suivant la ligne de la mâchoire

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et vous débarrasser de ses
pattes d'oie autour de vos yeux.

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Qu'est-ce que tu en
penses, Magda ? Ca t'irait ?

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Oh, Seigneur. Elle n'est pas...

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Elle est restée debout
jusqu'à 1h30 du matin

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à manger des nachos en regardant
"Last Call with Carson Daly".

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J'ai vendu mon âme au diable,
et ce diable ne veut pas mourir.

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Quand on s'est rencontrés,
j'avais à peine 20 ans,

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je luttais pour être acteur.

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La santé de Magda se détériorait
vite. J'ai décidé de l'épouser,

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en me disant qu'au pire je
sacrifiais quelques années,

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et que j'obtiendrais un joli chèque.

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Son premier mari s'est fait
des millions dans le tabac.

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Aucun argent au monde ne
vaut de sacrifier sa vie.

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Si je quitte Belzébuth maintenant,

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la première chose qu'elle
fait c'est appeler ses avocats.

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Je m'envolerais avec
pratiquement rien, et puis elle

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cassera sa pipe le jour d'après.

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C'est sa vie.

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Oh, je ne vais pas
encore fait part du pire.

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Magda baise comme un lapin.

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Elle est en demande, 6-8 fois par jour.

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- Comment vous faites ?
- Je ferme les yeux.

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Je pense à la villa que je m'achèterai
à Portofino quand elle lâchera enfin.

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Combien de temps je suis partie ?

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Bordel. T'es encore là ?

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Oh, j'ai rêvais que je baisais
avec un joueur de bugle.

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Oui.

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On a entendu le bugle.

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J'ai faim. Va me chercher de la soupe.

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OK, les gars, on y va.

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Lame de 15.

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- Oh, mon Dieu. Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?
- Qui c'est ?

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- Qui c'est ?
- C'est Ashley.

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- Où tu étais passée ?
- Qu'est-ce...

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Cette femme s'est fait écrasée par un
éléphant au cirque. C'est exact, Peter ?

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Je réalise une reconstruction
mandibulaire avec sa 13ème côte.

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- Juste... 3 centimètres vers la gauche.
- Non, docteur, pas le patient.

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- Vous. Vos yeux.
- Oh, c'est rien.

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Juste une petite cécité.

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J'ai attrapé ça en réparant des fentes
labiales sur la rivière Amazone ce week-end.

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Oh, les enfants Yanomani.

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Rien que de voir leurs
visages, ça en valait le coup.

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- Peter, si vous aviez pu être là...
- Docteur ?

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est-ce que vous pouvez opérer ?

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Oui, je peux opérer. Peter est mes yeux.

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Perceuse !

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C'est parti.

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Oh, y'a du sang !

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Aidan Stone, tu es un génie.

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- Oh, mon Dieu.
- Marcus !

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Freddie, Freddie, Freddie,
Freddie. Merci. Merci.

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- Tu étais bien dans cette scène.
- Ouais. Merci. Toi aussi.

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Je sors avec un
mec noir en ce moment.

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C'est super.

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Tant mieux pour toi.

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C'est qui le José Feliciano là bas ?

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Oh, c'est Marcus. Le
consultant aveugle d'Aidan.

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Je sais pas comment vous faites
les gars. C'est tout le temps, non ?

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- C'est genre 24h/24.
- Eh bien, en gros, ouais.

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Est-ce que ça avait l'air authentique ?

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Je veux dire, j'ai fait des
trucs déments avec mes yeux.

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- Vraiment ?
- Genre de gauche à droite, et puis...

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Eh bien, à l'oreille
ça semblait réel.

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Ouais. Mais, comment ça avait l'air ?
Est-ce que ça avait l'air... parce que je...

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M. McNamara ? Excusez-moi.

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Je suis Colleen Rose de
l'Agence Colleen Rose.

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J'étais dans le coin en rdv avec un autre
client, et je me suis dit que je pouvais

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passer vous voir à votre travail. Ce
que je viens de voir était sensationnel,

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simplement sensationnel, vraiment.
Quel pathos. Strasberg, n'est-ce pas ?

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Peu importe. Vous êtes
un voleur de scènes.

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Et j'ai entendu dans le milieu
que vous cherchiez un agent.

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Je suis flatté, mais je
suis médecin, pas un acteur.

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- Je ne crois pas être très bon.
- Je ne suis vraiment pas d'accord.

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Vous avez un talent très naturel.

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Et je sais que je peux vous obtenir du
travail... des films, des publicités.

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Ca serait un crime de cacher un
talent si imposant tel que le vôtre.

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Seanie,

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je viens juste d'avoir au téléphone
l'agent d'Aidie, qui est très très en colère

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à propos de la quotidienne d'hier. Il y a
un énorme bouton sur le nez de son client.

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J'ai besoin de toi demain matin
à 6h. Pour refaire la scène.

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Oh, attends. Freddie, j'ai 2
opérations prévues demain matin.

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- Excusez-moi.
- Non, excusez-moi. Je suis Freddie Prune,

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producteur exécutif et créateur de Coeurs
& Scalpels. En quoi puis-je vous aider ?

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Et je suis l'agent de Sean.

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Colleen Rose de l'Agence Colleen Rose.

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Seanie, je ne savais
pas que tu avais un ag...

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Sean ne va reprogrammer aucune
opération à cause d'un bouton,

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d'accord ? Sean est
médecin et producteur.

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Il n'est pas l'un de vos moutons. Il sauve
des vies tous les jours à son travail.

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Alors écoutez-moi, faites ce que vous avez
à faire. Si vous devez retourner, très bien.

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Faites des gros plans, réparer ça au montage...
Je m'en fiche, vraiment de ce que vous faites,

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mais mon client ne sera pas ici demain.

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Ramène une charlotte aux fraises maintenant
avant que je te foute mon pied dans les noix.

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- Merci.
- Pas de quoi.

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Dans la prochaine scène,

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je crois que je vais pleurer.

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Tu vois ? Je veux juste...
je veux vraiment montrer

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les aveugles peuvent pleurer
comme les gens normaux.

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- C'est plutôt une brillante idée, non ?
- Tu sais, Aidan,

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les aveugles pleurent
vraiment comme n'importe qui.

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Je sais. Mais mon idée
c'est qu'après avoir pleuré,

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je retrouverai la vue.

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Ouais. Oh, mais je peux voir
seulement quand je pleure.

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Il faut que je sois, genre...

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Il faut que je sois vraiment
emporté par mes émotions.

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J'ignore si la cécité des rivières
a déjà été vaincu ainsi, mais,

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eh bien, selon ce que j'ai appris,

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il me semble, que les
aveugles retrouvent leur vue.

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Eden, c'est ça ?

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- Oui. On s'est croisé à ta soirée d'enfer.
- Ouais.

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- Oh, c'était une soirée assez folle.
- Tu cherches Sean ?

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Il me semble qu'il traîne
quelque part avec les extras.

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Non, en fait, je faisais la visite
des studios et je me suis échappée.

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Je me suis dit que ce serait marrant
de trouver les choses moi même.

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Ou tu pourrais sans
doute me faire visiter.

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Eh bien, où veux tu
commencer la visite ?

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Oh, Eh bien, je me suis toujours demandée si
les grosses stars ont un lit dans leur caravane.

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Je suis énorme, ma chère.

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Vraiment énorme.

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J'ai vos résultats.

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Les tests n'éliminent pas tout,
mais vos T.S.H sont dans la norme.

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On ne trouve pas ce qui
cloche chez vous, Julia.

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Eh bien, um,

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Qu'est-ce qu'ils n'éliminent pas ?

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Certains cancers rares,

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mais je ne pense vraiment pas...
- Tu n'as pas de cancer.

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Parfois, j'ai le sentiment que
tu crois que je simule tout ça.

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Mais je sais que quelque
chose cloche chez moi.

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Et si le Dr Hughes ne peut
pas déterminer ce que c'est,

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alors je trouverai
quelqu'un qui en est capable.

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On pourrait faire des
tests pour autre chose.

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Vos symptômes pourraient être induit
par une maladie auto immunisée.

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Quelle est la date de
ton dernier test HIV?

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Doucement. Il y a d'autres

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- maladies à chercher avant le sida.
- Il y a six mois.

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Et combien de partenaires as tu
fréquenté depuis ? Peut être cinquante ?

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Je ne suis pas séropositif.

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Je me portais bien jusqu'à ce
qu'on commence à coucher ensemble.

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Dépistez-moi pour le HIV.

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Et je voudrais également que toi
aussi tu fasses ce test aujourd'hui.

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Voila ton remontant de l'après-midi...

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un double expresso avec du sucre
allégé, juste comme tu l'aimes.

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J'ai laissé la sambuque car tu
as une opération dans dix minutes.

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Merci. Oh, merci.

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Tu as ramassé mon linge ?

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Je m'en suis chargée durant ma pause
à midi. Je l'ai étendu dans ta voiture.

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Merci.

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C'est quoi ces conneries ?

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Sérieux, tu prends
mon café, mes messages,

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tu ne m'as pas appelé connard
depuis des jours. On dirait

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que Gina la pute salope a été
remplacée par Mère Thérésa.

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- Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?
- Rien.

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Non, Christian, vraiment.

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Je dois l'admettre... Je ne suis
plus la fille que tu as connu à Miami.

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00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,522
Sans doute, c'est... Finalement je
me rends compte que je suis chanceuse.

208
00:10:48,587 --> 00:10:51,851
Mon taux viral, rivalise sans
doute avec celui de Magic Johnson.

209
00:10:51,866 --> 00:10:54,861
J'aime vraiment ce travail.
Je peux voir Wilbur.

210
00:10:54,997 --> 00:10:57,510
Et je te dois un merci.

211
00:10:58,435 --> 00:11:00,100
Et je sais,

212
00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:03,291
que tu traverses une passe
difficile avec Julia, et...

213
00:11:04,138 --> 00:11:06,411
Je ne voudrais pas
m'ajouter à tes problèmes.

214
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:18,680
Alors... Qu'est-ce que tu as entendu ?

215
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,181
Qu'elle t'en fait voir
de toutes les couleurs.

216
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,663
C'est tout.

217
00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:26,163
Eh bien, tu sais, elle
est malade et elle...

218
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:30,230
Tu sais, elle reste au lit toute
la journée. Personne à qui parler.

219
00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:31,622
Ouais. Non, je comprends.

220
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:34,653
Non, tu n'y comprends
rien. Nom de Dieu.

221
00:11:35,408 --> 00:11:37,693
C'est comme si on était
déjà marié. Franchement...

222
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,022
Il me faut une pause.

223
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:45,283
Ce qu'il te faut c'est un relâchement de
tout ce stress que cette harpie te déverse.

224
00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:48,283
- Je sais exactement comment te le donner.
- Oh, non.

225
00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:51,192
Je ne m'approcherai pas
de ta chatte guillotine.

226
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:55,381
Oh, mon Dieu. Non. Je ne donne
plus dans ce genre de connerie.

227
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,212
J'ai une meilleure idée.

228
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:28,450
Je pense qu'on devrait virer Gina.

229
00:12:28,576 --> 00:12:29,882
Tu avais raison.

230
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:32,303
Elle nous distrait tous les deux.

231
00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:34,981
Et aujourd'hui, elle a
demandé une augmentation.

232
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:38,461
Eh bien, je pense qu'on
devrait l'augmenter.

233
00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,090
Je déteste l'admettre, mais elle

234
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:42,351
est sans doute la meilleure
réceptionniste qu'on ait jamais eu.

235
00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:46,061
Tu sais ce qu'il s'est passé l'autre jour ? Je
n’arrivais pas à me décider pour le déjeuner,

236
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,351
alors elle a commandé tout le menu.

237
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:49,951
Quand ils ont livré,

238
00:12:49,987 --> 00:12:51,812
elle leur a hurlé dessus
pour avoir tout merdé,

239
00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:53,573
alors on a tout eu gratis.

240
00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:54,561
Sean,

241
00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:56,413
votre agent au téléphone.

242
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,452
Agent ?

243
00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:00,110
Je croyais que tu ne déménageais plus.

244
00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:03,442
Ce n'est pas un agent immobilier.
C'est un agent artistique.

245
00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,241
Un agent artistique ?

246
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,210
Je croyais qu'il fallait avoir un don
pour l'art pour avoir un agent artistique.

247
00:13:17,456 --> 00:13:20,021
Pas de culotte. J'adore !

248
00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:21,392
Vous avez suffisamment de temps?

249
00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:22,852
Ils attendront.

250
00:13:22,857 --> 00:13:24,433
Je suis en charge de
cette série. En fait,

251
00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:26,601
je suis en charge de la chaine entière.

252
00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:28,652
Je croyais que Barbara
Shapiro dirigeait la chaine.

253
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,100
Cette salope sourde ?

254
00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:31,992
La seule raison pour laquelle ils
l'ont accepté dans la mafia juive

255
00:13:31,998 --> 00:13:33,583
c'est pour remplir le quota d'handicapé.

256
00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:36,482
Je vais te faire hurler comme une truie.

257
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,941
Attrape mes fesses.

258
00:13:45,485 --> 00:13:46,962
Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?

259
00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:49,753
Je ne suis pas un éjaculateur
précoce. Il y a, bien...

260
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,142
Il y a bien trois heures
manquantes dans cette...

261
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,153
vidéo. Qui a édité ce truc?

262
00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:55,980
C'est tout ?

263
00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:58,540
C'est mauvais.

264
00:13:58,596 --> 00:13:59,681
Très mauvais.

265
00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:01,073
Écoute, fiston.

266
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,753
Deux millions de téléchargements

267
00:14:02,816 --> 00:14:04,343
sur Youtube en huit heures.

268
00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:06,712
Il doit bien y avoir un moyen pour qu'on
retourne ça en notre faveur, tu penses pas ?

269
00:14:06,716 --> 00:14:07,810
Barbara...

270
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,572
Tu sais que je plaisantais à
propos du truc sur la mafia juive.

271
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:11,940
- Bien sure qu'il plaisantait.
- J'adore les juifs.

272
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,062
Tu es une merde offensante.

273
00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:15,990
Quoi... Pardon. Qu'est-ce
qu'elle vient de dire ?

274
00:14:15,996 --> 00:14:18,390
Tu es une merde offensante.

275
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,730
Je suis... Je suis viré ?

276
00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,502
Absolument pas.

277
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:24,160
Vraiment ?

278
00:14:24,245 --> 00:14:25,463
Pas encore.

279
00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:29,511
Tu vas direct en dexintox,

280
00:14:29,515 --> 00:14:31,912
et ensuite on annoncera à la presse

281
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,241
que tu es accroc à la coke et au cul.

282
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:36,720
Et après... Bah !

283
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:38,013
Trois mois,

284
00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:40,850
et tu feras un interview
avec Larry King,

285
00:14:40,855 --> 00:14:42,340
et peut être

286
00:14:42,406 --> 00:14:46,111
qu'on te réintègrera pour
les sweeps. Tu comprends ?

287
00:14:46,725 --> 00:14:47,632
C'est dommage que tu ne sois pas noir.

288
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,183
On aurait pu te garder
jusqu'à la fin de la saison.

289
00:14:49,186 --> 00:14:50,390
Vous me faites un canular ?

290
00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:53,992
OK. Tout d'abord,
Barbara, je suis la série.

291
00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:56,800
Il n'y a pas... Il n'y
a pas de série sans moi.

292
00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,250
OK. Freddie n'est pas
tant talentueux que ça.

293
00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:00,933
- Comment oses-tu.
- Non, comment oses-tu.

294
00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:02,471
Comment oses-tu. Qu'est
ce que vous ferez sans moi?

295
00:15:02,476 --> 00:15:04,251
Je ne comprends simplement
pas ce que je fais ici.

296
00:15:04,256 --> 00:15:06,641
Vous allez écrire pour cette
grosse truie de Kate Tinsley?

297
00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:07,951
Tu aurais peut être dû penser à ça

298
00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:10,412
avant de mettre ta petite bite
en contact répété avec Mme Youtube

299
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:11,932
trahissant ainsi non seulement moi,

300
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:15,241
mais aussi les dizaines de milliers de personnes
qui ont fait de toi une énorme star de télé.

301
00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:18,252
Vous comprenez pourquoi vous êtes ici ?

302
00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:20,633
Vous êtes ici en tant que
nouvelle star de Cœurs & Scalpels.

303
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:22,193
C'est pour ça que vous êtes ici.

304
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,242
- Quoi ?
- Quoi ?

305
00:15:26,277 --> 00:15:28,582
C'est seulement pour trois mois, jusqu'à...
Je dois absolument maintenir la série vivante.

306
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:32,343
- C'est bon. On a besoin de...
- Bien joué, Colleen.

307
00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:34,313
ça a sauvé nos fesses.

308
00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:37,583
Attends...Attends. C'était...

309
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,300
Tu es derrière tout ça, pas vrai ?

310
00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:41,010
Je suis aussi surpris que toi, OK ?

311
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:44,013
Tu as monté cette petite pute contre moi

312
00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:46,682
pour voler mon boulot. Et je
pensais qu'on était amis, Judas !

313
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:48,592
Amis ? Qu'est-ce que tu
fous avec elle, à la base ?

314
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,742
Je vais te dire un truc, mon pote.

315
00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:51,122
Tu veux danser avec le diable ?
Tu peux aller en Enfer !

316
00:15:51,128 --> 00:15:54,883
C'est toi qui ne peut pas
garder sa bite dans son pantalon.

317
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,892
On sera deux à jouer à ce jeu là, mec.

318
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:01,672
Ce n'est pas terminé.
C'est pas terminé, Freddie.

319
00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:09,403
On a un marché ?

320
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,300
Parlons chiffres.

321
00:16:18,925 --> 00:16:20,731
Je me souviens de toi.

322
00:16:22,765 --> 00:16:25,020
Tu es celui qui avais tout devant lui.

323
00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:28,791
Tellement d'espoir.

324
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,231
Merci, Dr. Troy.

325
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,593
Cet homme est prêt à tout recommencer.

326
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,833
Nouveau visage, nouvelle vie.

327
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:37,471
Maintenant, c'est le
moment de tout recommencer.

328
00:16:37,475 --> 00:16:40,131
C'est ça. Pas besoin d'une femme qui
vous empêche de prendre du bon temps.

329
00:16:40,136 --> 00:16:42,412
A l'instant où je sors
d'ici, je la quitte.

330
00:16:42,686 --> 00:16:44,080
Quoi ?

331
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,050
Non, non, non, non. Pas besoin
de divorcer pour profiter.

332
00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:50,172
Vous pouvez avoir le beurre
et l'argent du beurre.

333
00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:53,961
Non, non, non. Non, Magda n'est pas
idiote. Elle engagera un détective privé.

334
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,481
Si je ne la quitte pas en
abandonnant les 21 ans passés,

335
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:59,880
je ne pourrai jamais respirer.

336
00:17:00,956 --> 00:17:03,721
Vous avez déjà été au chevet
d'une malade, Dr Troy ?

337
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,903
C'est étouffant.

338
00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:08,300
Ca vous rend taré.

339
00:17:11,427 --> 00:17:13,243
Attends. Où est l'infirmier, Billy ?

340
00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:14,960
Tu ne devrais pas te balader seule.

341
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:18,351
Il a dit qu'il allait gerber
à la vue du moindre sang.

342
00:17:18,356 --> 00:17:21,652
Je pourrais gerber en voyant ta tête.

343
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:25,533
Bougez, doc. C'est le moment
de tester ces nouveaux poils.

344
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:28,351
Il n'est pas encore apte,

345
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,263
à une quelconque activité physique.

346
00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:32,181
Il va rester allongé.

347
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:35,603
Je m'en fous. Je vais
m'asseoir sur son visage.

348
00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:39,870
Les... oui. Les... Les follicules
sont... Ils sont très...

349
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:42,941
Ils sont très sensibles,
donc vous devrez......

350
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:44,811
Vous allez devoir
attendre quelques jours.

351
00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:48,773
OK. On va regarder un film. Où
est votre lecteur de cassette ?

352
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,603
J'ai Weekend at Bernie's.

353
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:53,512
Pas encore, Magda.

354
00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:56,221
Si, encore, G.I. Joe.

355
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:58,352
Bouge ton cul poilu.

356
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:00,681
Fais de la place pour maman.

357
00:18:00,687 --> 00:18:02,550
Bon Dieu, maman.

358
00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:08,682
Joueur de softball de 30
ans avec un appendice externe

359
00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:10,180
dans la région du sacrum.

360
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:10,973
Une queue humaine ?

361
00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:13,703
No quiero mi cola quitada!

362
00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:15,660
Pourquoi voulez-vous la garder ?

363
00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:17,991
Je suis possédé par Satan !

364
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:24,052
Ta mère suce des bites en enfer !

365
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,160
Je ne vous contredirais pas,

366
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:28,072
mais M. Aureilles, il faut vous calmer

367
00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:31,862
Bon Dieu ! C'est fantastique !

368
00:18:32,015 --> 00:18:35,601
Claude, allez voir s'il reste de cette
soupe aux pois chez l'accessoiriste ?

369
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,711
Tenez.

370
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,890
Écoutez-moi ! Vous n'êtes pas possédé.

371
00:18:40,898 --> 00:18:43,253
C'est un cas médical curable.

372
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,130
Je ne peux pas perdre ma queue

373
00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:47,612
Si, vous pouvez.

374
00:18:50,725 --> 00:18:53,231
Nous sommes à Los Angeles !

375
00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:55,921
C'est une panne de courant.

376
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:05,331
Désolée ! J'ai accidentellement
marché sur la pédale.

377
00:19:05,336 --> 00:19:07,630
OK. Écoutez.

378
00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:10,373
Tout va bien aller. Je vais enlever

379
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:14,350
votre appendice démoniaque et vous glisserez
vers la première base dans 7 jours..

380
00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:15,732
Coupez !

381
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,693
Bravo les gens. Très courageux.

382
00:19:18,695 --> 00:19:21,631
Et une star est née, Freddie.

383
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:25,912
Colleen, il m'arrive d'oublier

384
00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:30,050
que j'ai donné naissance à la
superstar qu'était Aidan Stone.

385
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:32,141
Mais, vous savez quoi, je pense

386
00:19:32,187 --> 00:19:34,103
que Sean McNamara

387
00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:35,882
est sexy

388
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,803
et vulnérable

389
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,451
et tellement moderne.

390
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:40,932
Et d'ailleurs, les
blogs le pensent aussi.

391
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:43,133
Donc, vous allez voir beaucoup
d'autres scènes comme ça

392
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,883
dans Coeurs & Scalpels, je vous le dis.

393
00:19:44,887 --> 00:19:46,070
Mon Dieu.

394
00:19:46,116 --> 00:19:47,983
C'est très bon. Merci.

395
00:19:48,036 --> 00:19:49,920
C'était impressionnant, Sean.

396
00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:52,131
Merci, Kate. Toi aussi.

397
00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:55,453
Même si je ne sais pas
vraiment ce que je fais.

398
00:20:04,048 --> 00:20:05,151
Hé, connard.

399
00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:07,271
Non. C'est plus

400
00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:09,510
- "Hé, connard."
- Tu sais quoi, désolé.

401
00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:11,043
Redis-moi pourquoi t'es là ?

402
00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:13,891
C'est du sexe post-moderne, Christian.

403
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:17,482
Ainsi, on a tous les deux ce
qu'on veut sans aucune conséquence.

404
00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:20,161
Elle est séronégative, donc
tu peux la monter à cru,

405
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:23,751
et j'expérimente le sexe
sans échanger des fluides.

406
00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:26,841
En plus, c'est comme si je me regardais.

407
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,472
Christian, regarde-moi.

408
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:32,612
- Je ne peux pas !
- Il nous faut une connexion !

409
00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:34,792
Je ne peux pas, OK ?
Ça me fait mal au cou.

410
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:36,863
Je ne suis pas une marionnette du pénis.

411
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,992
Tu veux un acrobate ? Suce un singe.

412
00:20:40,177 --> 00:20:41,391
Bien.

413
00:20:41,398 --> 00:20:42,392
Bon sang.

414
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:46,272
Ca ne marche pas.

415
00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:49,043
Prends la où je peux te voir.

416
00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:50,383
C'est tout.

417
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,400
- Embrasse-moi.
- Non.

418
00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:16,570
- Embrasse-moi.
- Non !

419
00:21:16,588 --> 00:21:18,523
Impossible de transmettre le virus.

420
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,563
Sauf si j'avais subi une opération
dentaire, et c'est pas le cas.

421
00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,662
Va-t en Gina. Tu gâches tout...

422
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:25,173
Je ne te paye pas pour
parler, petite pute.

423
00:21:25,386 --> 00:21:27,562
Maintenant, tu la fermes,
ou tu n'auras pas un centime.

424
00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:31,111
S'il te plait. Embrasse-moi.

425
00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:32,712
Non.

426
00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:36,210
Bien. Continue.

427
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:51,553
Embrasse-moi.

428
00:21:51,898 --> 00:21:53,431
S'il te plait.

429
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,240
Je te vois demain matin au boulot.

430
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,743
Conor s'est enfin endormi.

431
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,620
Tu as toujours des nausées ?

432
00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:36,033
Désolé. Même le thé me fait vomir.

433
00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:37,813
Tu as mangé quelque chose ?

434
00:22:49,415 --> 00:22:52,290
Je ne veux pas dire aux
enfants que j'ai le sida.

435
00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:53,561
Julia,

436
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:55,282
tu n'as pas le sida.

437
00:22:55,285 --> 00:22:56,831
J'ai tous les symptômes.

438
00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:59,460
Oui, et ceux de cents autres trucs.

439
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:03,311
C'est difficile de se le
transmettre entre femmes

440
00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:07,043
et Christian fait très attention
depuis sa relation avec Gina.

441
00:23:07,046 --> 00:23:10,060
Oui, tellement attention...

442
00:23:10,728 --> 00:23:13,080
qu'il m'ignore.

443
00:23:13,088 --> 00:23:16,102
J'ai l'impression de
traverser tout ça toute seule.

444
00:23:17,366 --> 00:23:18,980
Eh bien, tu n'es pas seule.

445
00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:22,332
Je vais rester avec toi.

446
00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:28,383
Non, tu as sûrement d'autres projets.

447
00:23:28,957 --> 00:23:31,673
Et Christian devrait arriver
d'une minute à l'autre.

448
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:34,563
Je resterai jusqu'à son arrivée.

449
00:24:04,098 --> 00:24:06,232
C'est quoi, un câlin post-coïtal ?

450
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,371
Joue pas l'enfoiré. Elle est malade.

451
00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:10,403
Elle peut à peine garder sa tête droite.

452
00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:12,443
On s'est endormis en t'attendant.

453
00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:14,531
Où étais-tu ?

454
00:24:15,228 --> 00:24:17,623
Des complications postopératoires.

455
00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:21,360
La transplantation n'a pas
pris, j'ai dû la refaire.

456
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:23,790
- Tu aurais pu appeler.
- Eh bien, je ne l'ai pas fait.

457
00:24:23,806 --> 00:24:25,363
Mais je suis ici à présent.

458
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:31,153
Et tu n'as plus de
bague au doigt donc...

459
00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,350
Il est temps pour toi de partir.

460
00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:37,523
Du repos et des liquides.

461
00:24:52,966 --> 00:24:55,511
Il a préparé un dîner aux enfants.

462
00:24:56,478 --> 00:24:58,222
Et comme tu n'arrivais pas,

463
00:24:58,907 --> 00:25:01,670
Il a proposé de rester
jusqu'à ton retour.

464
00:25:08,098 --> 00:25:10,441
Tu aurais pu m'appeler aussi.

465
00:25:11,348 --> 00:25:13,982
J'avais toute l'aide
dont j'avais besoin.

466
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:32,081
Tu me quittes ?

467
00:25:33,676 --> 00:25:35,321
Je n'ai pas le choix, Magda.

468
00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:38,473
Il est temps que je me découvre.

469
00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:41,873
Qu'est-ce qui va se passer,
Jeff ? Qui tu es sans moi ?

470
00:25:41,877 --> 00:25:45,980
Je t'ai ramassé sur Santa
Monica Bd., sans le sou.

471
00:25:45,987 --> 00:25:48,851
Ce que tu es devenu, c'est grâce à moi.

472
00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:50,133
J'ai fait de toi un homme.

473
00:25:50,146 --> 00:25:52,422
Ouais, eh bien peut-être que je
n'aime pas l'homme que je suis.

474
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,022
Tu as pu me berner.

475
00:25:54,038 --> 00:25:56,950
T'as l'air d'aimer
être couvert de cadeaux.

476
00:25:56,958 --> 00:25:58,410
Les voyages en Europe,

477
00:25:58,477 --> 00:25:59,580
les voitures,

478
00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:02,241
une nouvelle garde-robe
à chaque saison.

479
00:26:04,186 --> 00:26:08,423
Tu ne veux pas de cette
nouvelle Bentley garée dehors ?

480
00:26:08,685 --> 00:26:12,271
Ce devait être ton cadeau de retour.

481
00:26:13,977 --> 00:26:15,253
Ecoute,

482
00:26:15,425 --> 00:26:17,912
je sais que je ralentis,

483
00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:20,232
et que je ne peux pas être
en forme tout le temps,

484
00:26:20,235 --> 00:26:23,133
je me disais que ce serait bien pour toi

485
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,511
d'avoir cette nouvelle
voiture pour te balader

486
00:26:25,515 --> 00:26:28,142
et montrer ton nouveau
visage à tes amis.

487
00:26:28,148 --> 00:26:30,263
Et j'allais mettre

488
00:26:30,307 --> 00:26:32,272
500 $ de plus par semaine

489
00:26:32,487 --> 00:26:34,503
dans ton argent de poche.

490
00:26:36,308 --> 00:26:38,550
Jeffy,

491
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,093
tu es celui qui me garde en vie.

492
00:26:41,956 --> 00:26:44,790
Mais je ne vivrai pas éternellement.

493
00:26:44,918 --> 00:26:47,440
Tu le promets ?

494
00:26:54,566 --> 00:26:56,400
À notre santé.

495
00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:59,851
- Désolé d'avoir été tellement en retard.
- Laisse tomber.

496
00:27:00,038 --> 00:27:01,813
Laisse tomber !

497
00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:05,911
Je me suis faite des amis grâce à cette
bouteille, pendant que j'attendais.

498
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:07,652
Je vois ça.

499
00:27:08,185 --> 00:27:10,133
Vous devriez peut-être cesser
de vous voir quelque temps.

500
00:27:10,138 --> 00:27:12,641
Ça va bien se passer !

501
00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:15,482
J'ai une bonne nouvelle,

502
00:27:15,536 --> 00:27:17,521
et une mauvaise.

503
00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:21,950
La mauvaise,

504
00:27:22,398 --> 00:27:26,041
c'est que la semaine prochaine, tu
joues nu avec "2 tonnes" Tinsley.

505
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,070
Quoi ?

506
00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:29,043
Je ne peux pas faire ça, Colleen.

507
00:27:29,268 --> 00:27:30,851
Je ne suis pas acteur.

508
00:27:30,856 --> 00:27:33,001
- C'est dégradant...
- La bonne nouvelle,

509
00:27:33,008 --> 00:27:34,900
j'ai dit à Freddie : "jamais de la vie !

510
00:27:34,926 --> 00:27:36,772
Mon client ne le fera pas".

511
00:27:36,776 --> 00:27:38,312
"Pas de scène de nu".

512
00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:40,121
Il a accepté.

513
00:27:40,398 --> 00:27:42,493
Tu auras plus d'opérations.

514
00:27:42,935 --> 00:27:44,640
Ce qui veut dire

515
00:27:44,695 --> 00:27:47,901
que tu pourras garder
emballée ce que je devine

516
00:27:47,948 --> 00:27:51,743
être une belle quéquette.

517
00:27:57,656 --> 00:27:59,242
- Un problème ?
- Aucun.

518
00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,132
Mon steak est un peu trop saignant...

519
00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:02,220
S'il vous plait !

520
00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:05,261
- Ça va aller, Colleen.
- Laisse-moi faire mon travail, Sean.

521
00:28:05,307 --> 00:28:06,811
Mademoiselle.

522
00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:14,190
Du calme, Magda, du calme.

523
00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:15,382
Ralentis. Tu vas te faire du mal.

524
00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:19,232
Tais-toi. Tu ruines mon
fantasme Tom Selleck.

525
00:28:19,237 --> 00:28:21,920
Oh oui, Magnum.

526
00:28:22,397 --> 00:28:26,621
- Quelqu'un va nous voir.
- On fera payer l'entrée !

527
00:28:29,886 --> 00:28:33,813
Woohoo ! Super orgasme !

528
00:28:35,857 --> 00:28:36,863
Hé !

529
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,081
Où tu es ? Réveille-toi.

530
00:28:42,085 --> 00:28:43,412
Réveille-toi !

531
00:28:53,225 --> 00:28:54,991
Ça va aller ?

532
00:28:54,998 --> 00:28:57,173
Je dois te demander quelque chose.

533
00:28:58,185 --> 00:29:00,292
- Qu'est-ce que vous faites ?
- T'en penses quoi ?

534
00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:02,072
Colleen, c'est inconvenant.

535
00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:05,173
- Vous dépassez les bornes.
- Allez, tâte-les.

536
00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:08,740
On ne dirait pas les
seins d'une quinqua, non ?

537
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:12,042
Vous êtes ivre. Allez
vous coucher, reposez-vous,

538
00:29:12,045 --> 00:29:14,723
- et on se parle demain.
- On dirait des faux, ils sont tout raides.

539
00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,801
Colleen, sortez de ma voiture.

540
00:29:21,015 --> 00:29:22,462
Excuse-moi.

541
00:29:24,285 --> 00:29:25,820
Je suis désolée, mon chou.

542
00:29:25,828 --> 00:29:27,340
Dieu que je suis désolée.

543
00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:30,111
- Ça va...
- Non, ça ne va pas.

544
00:29:30,218 --> 00:29:33,732
Depuis que mon mari
m'a quittée il y a 2 ans

545
00:29:33,908 --> 00:29:37,001
pour cette jeune figurante

546
00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:39,010
des "Feux de l'Amour"...

547
00:29:40,566 --> 00:29:44,291
Ensuite, y a eu cette
tumeur fibreuse grosse comme

548
00:29:44,308 --> 00:29:46,920
une grappe de raisin, qu'on m'a retirée.

549
00:29:48,897 --> 00:29:51,713
Excuse-moi. Ça
n'arrivera plus, mon chou.

550
00:29:52,548 --> 00:29:54,633
Et merde.

551
00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:59,552
Je vais devoir retourner
aux A.A. demain.

552
00:30:01,107 --> 00:30:03,101
Agents Anonymes.

553
00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,480
T'as pigé ?

554
00:30:05,948 --> 00:30:09,821
Buvez de l'eau, et allez
vous coucher, s'il vous plait.

555
00:30:12,106 --> 00:30:14,181
Tu aurais une pastille de menthe ?

556
00:30:17,085 --> 00:30:18,450
Non ?

557
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,160
OK.

558
00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:27,792
Oh, c'est pas vrai.

559
00:30:48,006 --> 00:30:50,273
Merci, passez une bonne journée.

560
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:54,082
McNamara/Troy, merci d'avoir
patienté. Que puis-je pour vous ?

561
00:30:55,468 --> 00:30:58,230
Oh, salut, Julia. Comment tu te sens ?

562
00:30:58,828 --> 00:31:03,120
J'aimerais bien bavarder un peu,
mais je dois parler à Christian.

563
00:31:03,235 --> 00:31:05,281
Il n'est pas encore arrivé.
T'as essayé sur son portable ?

564
00:31:05,288 --> 00:31:07,141
Il ne répond pas.

565
00:31:08,937 --> 00:31:11,503
Dis-lui que j'ai appelé.

566
00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:13,502
Pas de message ?

567
00:31:13,515 --> 00:31:16,001
Demande-lui s'il a eu des
nouvelles du Dr. Hughes.

568
00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:17,741
Je pensais...

569
00:31:18,718 --> 00:31:21,772
Je pensais qu'il allait s'occuper
de mes tests en priorité.

570
00:31:23,067 --> 00:31:25,861
Je ferai en sorte qu'il ait le message.

571
00:31:26,507 --> 00:31:28,391
Ça va mieux, ok ?

572
00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,182
Au revoir.

573
00:31:39,257 --> 00:31:42,022
- Salut.
- Y a des messages ?

574
00:31:43,365 --> 00:31:44,933
Ouais.

575
00:31:45,675 --> 00:31:47,121
Julia a appelé ?

576
00:31:47,516 --> 00:31:48,760
Non.

577
00:31:49,236 --> 00:31:52,463
Mais il y a du café de
Sumatra frais dans la cuisine.

578
00:31:59,678 --> 00:32:01,540
Salut, Julia.

579
00:32:01,648 --> 00:32:04,860
Quand je t'ai eue au
téléphone, j'étais si inquiète.

580
00:32:05,596 --> 00:32:07,042
Tiens.

581
00:32:07,088 --> 00:32:09,843
Oh, merci. Tu peux les mettre ici ?

582
00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:13,350
- Les odeurs me rendent...
- Oh, ça me rappelle

583
00:32:13,357 --> 00:32:15,963
quand j'ai commencé la
trithérapie. La moindre petite odeur

584
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:17,340
me faisait vomir.

585
00:32:17,438 --> 00:32:20,281
Le Dr. Hugues t'a déjà
prescrit la trithérapie ?

586
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,893
De quoi tu parles ?

587
00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:27,430
Tu n'attends pas les
résultats d'un test VIH ?

588
00:32:27,757 --> 00:32:30,491
Julia, l'un des avantages
d'être standardiste,

589
00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:33,651
c'est que je suis la
gardienne de ce bureau.

590
00:32:33,696 --> 00:32:35,872
Rien ne passe à travers moi.

591
00:32:35,935 --> 00:32:39,950
Ce que je ne comprends pas, c'est
comment tu as pu te mettre en danger.

592
00:32:40,157 --> 00:32:42,240
Christian met des préservatifs, non ?

593
00:32:42,246 --> 00:32:45,521
Est-ce qu'il est séropositif ?

594
00:32:46,376 --> 00:32:48,600
Je suis sûre que ça va bien se passer.

595
00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,173
Je suis de nature cynique.

596
00:32:50,176 --> 00:32:53,622
Même si le pire arrivait,
tu pourrais t'en sortir.

597
00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:57,243
Je peux t'aider. Christian aussi.
Quand j'ai su que j'étais séropositive,

598
00:32:57,257 --> 00:32:59,590
il a été merveilleux.

599
00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:01,641
Une aide précieuse.

600
00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:03,952
Pas pour moi.

601
00:33:03,995 --> 00:33:05,990
Je l'ai à peine vu récemment.

602
00:33:08,275 --> 00:33:09,792
C'est logique.

603
00:33:09,897 --> 00:33:11,872
Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?

604
00:33:12,837 --> 00:33:15,330
Je déteste être celle qui
colporte les mauvaises nouvelles,

605
00:33:15,366 --> 00:33:16,940
mais comme nous sommes amies,

606
00:33:16,947 --> 00:33:20,802
même si tes capacités de management
ont ruiné le spa à elles-seules,

607
00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:22,861
alors que j'y avais placé
toutes mes économies.

608
00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:26,341
Dis ce que tu as à dire, Gina.

609
00:33:26,356 --> 00:33:28,210
Christian te trompe.

610
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:31,073
Je les ai surpris. C'était...

611
00:33:31,628 --> 00:33:34,831
- Dégoûtant.
- Non. Non, ce n'est pas vrai.

612
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:37,313
Ne sois pas si naïve,
Julia. Ça me rend malade.

613
00:33:37,328 --> 00:33:38,980
Gina,

614
00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:42,991
je veux que tu t'en ailles. Maintenant.

615
00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:45,212
Ok.

616
00:33:45,777 --> 00:33:46,990
Salut.

617
00:33:49,648 --> 00:33:51,860
Tu sais, tout ce que j’essaie de te dire

618
00:33:51,866 --> 00:33:54,753
c’est que je pense que tu as intérêt
à garder cette lesbo à tes côtés.

619
00:33:54,787 --> 00:33:57,372
Christian n’est pas capable de
garder son épée dans son fourreau.

620
00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,091
Il n’est pas capable de rester fidèle.

621
00:34:00,816 --> 00:34:02,752
Ca n’est pas une nouvelle
pour toi, n’est-ce pas ?

622
00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:06,482
Je veux dire, évidemment, t’as dû t’en
rendre compte après toutes ces années.

623
00:34:07,595 --> 00:34:09,471
Qu’est-ce que tu fais là, Gina ?

624
00:34:16,317 --> 00:34:18,060
Juste une petite discussion entre filles.

625
00:34:20,228 --> 00:34:23,330
Oh. Julia, ce que
j’ai oublié de préciser

626
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:25,972
c’est que la femme avec
qui Christian te trompe

627
00:34:26,395 --> 00:34:27,872
c’est moi.

628
00:34:36,236 --> 00:34:39,130
C’est une sale, catin de menteuse,

629
00:34:40,085 --> 00:34:42,121
et ça fait des années
qu’elle est amoureuse de moi.

630
00:34:42,128 --> 00:34:45,473
- Mais est-ce que tu couches avec elle, Christian ?
- Non.

631
00:34:45,878 --> 00:34:48,171
Elle a la porte des
enfers entre ses jambes.

632
00:34:48,178 --> 00:34:51,551
Pourquoi tu ne dirais pas à ta
chère Julia où tu étais hier soir ?

633
00:34:53,906 --> 00:34:56,831
OK. Très bien. Je vais lui dire.

634
00:34:58,406 --> 00:34:59,613
À la maison,

635
00:34:59,668 --> 00:35:01,211
avec ma langue,

636
00:35:01,428 --> 00:35:02,850
dans son cul.

637
00:35:05,628 --> 00:35:07,452
Je veux que tu partes, Gina.

638
00:35:08,015 --> 00:35:09,753
Et à ce propos, tu es virée.

639
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:11,491
Oh, ouais. Je m’y attendais.

640
00:35:11,555 --> 00:35:14,431
Je veux dire, c’est un conflit d’intérêt,
de travailler ensemble désormais.

641
00:35:16,566 --> 00:35:18,622
Prends soin de toi, Julia.

642
00:35:23,806 --> 00:35:26,022
J’aurais dû me douter que
tu ne changerais jamais.

643
00:35:26,026 --> 00:35:27,733
Tu n’es qu’une hypocrite,

644
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:29,242
m'accuser de te tromper

645
00:35:29,288 --> 00:35:32,023
alors que la seule preuve que
tu as, vient de cette tarée...

646
00:35:34,107 --> 00:35:35,922
Sachant que tu trompes Olivia.

647
00:35:35,927 --> 00:35:38,092
Je ne peux pas parler de ça maintenant.

648
00:35:38,635 --> 00:35:39,670
Je ne me sens pas bien.

649
00:35:39,675 --> 00:35:41,641
Il y a toujours quelque
chose qui cloche chez toi.

650
00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:44,760
Au moins Gina ne se voile pas
la face, contrairement à toi.

651
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,182
Tu veux juste que je
regarde les choses en face

652
00:35:47,185 --> 00:35:51,480
et que j’admette que cette relation
ne marche pas ? Est-ce que c’est ça ?

653
00:35:51,697 --> 00:35:53,851
Que tu n’es jamais là pour moi ?
Que tu ne me soutiens pas ?

654
00:35:53,855 --> 00:35:55,891
Que je ne suis même pas malade ?

655
00:36:00,776 --> 00:36:02,793
Tu n’es pas malade, Julia.

656
00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:06,303
Ou devrais-je dire, je
ne t’ai rien refilé ?

657
00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:22,692
Je vais aller te réchauffer
de la soupe ou autre.

658
00:36:30,465 --> 00:36:32,253
Dites-moi ce que vous n’aimez
pas chez vous maintenant.

659
00:36:32,355 --> 00:36:36,700
Moi ? Je suis parfaite.
C’est monsieur le jeune premier, ici même.

660
00:36:36,797 --> 00:36:39,580
Il faut que vous fassiez
quelque chose à son menton.

661
00:36:39,647 --> 00:36:44,042
A chaque fois que je le monte, c’est
comme si je m’asseyais sur un gode.

662
00:36:44,295 --> 00:36:45,861
Et vous désirez vraiment ça ?

663
00:36:45,895 --> 00:36:48,380
Ca n’est pas elle qui prend
la décision pour vous ?

664
00:36:48,868 --> 00:36:51,820
Bien sur. Je veux dire, elle
vient de m’offrir une Bentley.

665
00:36:51,856 --> 00:36:54,540
Magda, vous ne pensez pas
qu’il est un peu tôt pour vous

666
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,250
remettre en selle, façon de parler ?

667
00:36:56,258 --> 00:37:00,313
Mon Dieu, non. C’est maintenant
ou jamais, les gars. Je veux dire,

668
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:03,362
l’heure de ma mort va bientôt sonner,

669
00:37:03,365 --> 00:37:06,280
et je ne vois pas qui
m’attendrait de l’autre côté.

670
00:37:06,295 --> 00:37:08,730
Alors par respect pour M. Morris.

671
00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:11,613
Il a fait une attaque. C’est un légume.

672
00:37:11,617 --> 00:37:13,541
Il n’aura plus une vie normale.

673
00:37:13,568 --> 00:37:15,693
Ouais, c’est une sacrée honte.

674
00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:18,942
Jeff était vraiment bon au pieu.

675
00:37:19,056 --> 00:37:23,620
Celui-ci reste allongé
comme un sac à patates.

676
00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:25,900
Mais je lui apprends.

677
00:37:27,566 --> 00:37:28,870
Vous savez,

678
00:37:29,105 --> 00:37:31,832
Jeff a fait ses propres
choix dans la vie.

679
00:37:31,907 --> 00:37:34,270
Et je dois faire la même chose.

680
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:36,661
Il est temps d’aller de l’avant.

681
00:37:37,145 --> 00:37:39,632
Le passé n’apporte rien,

682
00:37:39,636 --> 00:37:41,952
et qui sait ce que
l’avenir nous réserve.

683
00:37:42,007 --> 00:37:44,291
C’est le présent, les garçons.

684
00:37:44,356 --> 00:37:48,562
Vous devriez mordre cette pomme et vous
amuser tant qu’il en est encore temps.

685
00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:51,062
Personne ne fait les comptes.

686
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,700
Hé, mon chou. Je nous ai
apporté des jus de fruit.

687
00:38:02,707 --> 00:38:06,121
J’ai bananen fruits rouges, ou
razzmatazz. Lequel vous voulez ?

688
00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:10,452
Après la scène que je t'ai faite
hier soir, il faut que je me réhydrate.

689
00:38:11,987 --> 00:38:14,341
Ce sont des excuses, en passant.

690
00:38:14,655 --> 00:38:16,070
Excuses acceptées.

691
00:38:17,498 --> 00:38:19,413
Je vous appellerai quand
j’aurais besoin de vous.

692
00:38:21,067 --> 00:38:24,653
Je me disais que j’allais
traîner et visiter les coulisses.

693
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:28,232
Est-ce que vous voyez
d’autres agents ici, Colleen ?

694
00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:30,352
Tous les jours, vous avez
une excuse pour venir me voir

695
00:38:30,356 --> 00:38:33,272
et me tourner autour
comme une mouche énervante.

696
00:38:33,357 --> 00:38:35,482
Pourquoi vous ne retourneriez pas à votre
bureau et me laissez faire mon travail ?

697
00:38:35,488 --> 00:38:39,660
Tu vas arrêter avec ce
comportement, Monsieur Ronchon.

698
00:38:40,225 --> 00:38:41,510
On doit se soutenir là.

699
00:38:41,518 --> 00:38:44,673
Non, on ne doit pas. J’en ai marre
que vous dépassiez les bornes.

700
00:38:44,678 --> 00:38:46,901
Je suis votre client, pas votre ami.

701
00:38:46,938 --> 00:38:49,142
Il faut que cela reste professionnel.

702
00:38:49,337 --> 00:38:52,192
Je ne veux pas vous voir ici
à moins que je vous ai invitée.

703
00:38:52,275 --> 00:38:53,641
Suis-je clair ?

704
00:38:54,905 --> 00:38:56,870
Merci pour le jus de fruit.

705
00:38:57,638 --> 00:38:59,940
Oh, hé...

706
00:38:59,945 --> 00:39:02,662
De combien de temps est-ce qu’ils ont
encore besoin pour éclairer le plateau ?

707
00:39:02,665 --> 00:39:04,331
Environ 25 minutes.

708
00:39:04,738 --> 00:39:07,030
Est-ce que vous pouvez
jeter ça pour moi ? Merci.

709
00:39:09,156 --> 00:39:10,833
Est-ce qu’on s’est déjà rencontrés ?

710
00:39:10,908 --> 00:39:13,713
Non, mais vous êtes Sean
McNamara, n’est-ce pas ?

711
00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:16,253
Je n’avais jamais rencontré
de star télé auparavant.

712
00:39:16,265 --> 00:39:17,540
Quel est votre prénom ?

713
00:39:17,547 --> 00:39:19,961
Je m’appelle Jenny. Je
suis juste ici en extra.

714
00:39:19,967 --> 00:39:22,561
Eh bien, il n’y a pas
de sous métier, Jenny.

715
00:39:22,666 --> 00:39:24,561
- Je vous fais faire le tour ?
- Bien sur.

716
00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:58,081
Qu’est-ce que c’est ?

717
00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:02,560
Eh bien, je me suis dite que tu
avais appelé pour t’excuser, et

718
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,850
je voulais rendre ça
le plus facile possible.

719
00:40:04,858 --> 00:40:06,631
Je ne suis pas venu pour m’excuser.

720
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:10,012
Je suis venu pour te délivrer
une ordonnance de restriction.

721
00:40:10,427 --> 00:40:12,312
Je ne veux plus jamais
que tu nous approches, moi,

722
00:40:12,337 --> 00:40:13,391
Wilbur,

723
00:40:13,428 --> 00:40:14,530
Julia,

724
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,861
ou mon travail.

725
00:40:19,385 --> 00:40:20,892
Ce sont des conneries.

726
00:40:22,886 --> 00:40:24,312
Je n’ai rien fait.

727
00:40:24,315 --> 00:40:27,251
Je t’ai piqué une de tes
ruse, Satan... J’ai menti.

728
00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:29,760
J’ai dit au juge que tu nous
harcelait moi et ma famille,

729
00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:31,200
et que tu poursuivais Julia.

730
00:40:31,206 --> 00:40:34,191
Avec tes antécédents, il n’a
pas eu à y réfléchir à deux fois.

731
00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:35,662
Ok.

732
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:41,693
Si c’est entre nous, alors...

733
00:40:43,268 --> 00:40:45,722
Eh bien, je pense qu’on devrait
en finir comme ça a commencé.

734
00:40:45,805 --> 00:40:47,202
Je nous ai préparé un repas.

735
00:40:47,226 --> 00:40:50,940
Je pense que ta bouche va
saliver en voyant l’entrée.

736
00:40:54,278 --> 00:40:56,060
Regarde la.

737
00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,271
Très charmant.

738
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:04,582
Mais tu te flattes, Gina.

739
00:41:04,677 --> 00:41:06,541
Je sais que tu en as envie, Christian.

740
00:41:06,595 --> 00:41:08,633
Je sais que tu en as envie
parce que tu es pareil que moi.

741
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,092
Je n’ai rien à voir avec toi.

742
00:41:10,108 --> 00:41:12,891
- Tu n’es qu’une salope.
- Ah, parce que tu es un saint?

743
00:41:12,946 --> 00:41:16,710
Tu finiras toujours par tromper Julia.
Tu finiras toujours par revenir vers moi

744
00:41:16,717 --> 00:41:20,501
parce que je suis le trou le
plus dépravé que tu te sois tapé.

745
00:41:20,926 --> 00:41:22,972
J’ai joui si fort...

746
00:41:23,527 --> 00:41:25,320
en te matant tirer cette fille.

747
00:41:25,325 --> 00:41:26,913
Et toi aussi.

748
00:41:29,248 --> 00:41:31,081
Je ne te juge pas.

749
00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:34,422
C’est la dernière fois
qu’on se voit tous les deux.

750
00:41:34,426 --> 00:41:36,252
Tu es amoureux de moi, connard,

751
00:41:36,348 --> 00:41:38,062
à ta manière.

752
00:41:39,177 --> 00:41:41,393
Tout comme je t’aime.

753
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,052
Comme je t’ai toujours aimé.

754
00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:45,543
Il y a une différence
entre l’amour et le sexe.

755
00:41:45,558 --> 00:41:46,931
Non, il n’y en a pas.

756
00:41:47,115 --> 00:41:50,002
Le sexe est le seul
moyen de ressentir qu’on

757
00:41:50,047 --> 00:41:51,851
est pas seul sur Terre.

758
00:41:51,858 --> 00:41:54,041
Tu te sentiras toujours seul avec Julia

759
00:41:54,048 --> 00:41:56,691
parce qu’elle ne se donnera
jamais complètement à toi.

760
00:41:58,456 --> 00:41:59,723
Je m’en vais.

761
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,613
Allez. Juste une dernière fois.

762
00:42:03,508 --> 00:42:05,251
En souvenir du bon vieux temps.

763
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,332
Non.

764
00:42:07,497 --> 00:42:09,110
Tu n’as qu’à la rentrer.

765
00:42:10,126 --> 00:42:12,343
Juste le bout. Rien qu’un peu.

766
00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:15,410
Tu peux déverser toute ta rage sur moi,

767
00:42:15,606 --> 00:42:16,921
comme tu l’as toujours fait.

768
00:42:16,928 --> 00:42:18,643
Donne moi la capote.

769
00:42:24,046 --> 00:42:25,833
C’est l’amour.

770
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,063
C’est l’amour.

 

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1
00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,822
Previously on Nip/Tuck...

2
00:00:03,731 --> 00:00:04,697
That's her.

3
00:00:05,490 --> 00:00:07,291
Wow. She's like a little...

4
00:00:07,503 --> 00:00:08,618
Little lion cub.

5
00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:11,781
We're doing this. Superior arterial
hemorrhage. He's going into shock.

6
00:00:11,934 --> 00:00:13,649
That is the way you
play a leading man.

7
00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:16,176
He has the courage of his convictions,

8
00:00:16,348 --> 00:00:19,344
yet he is classy.
He is always classy.

9
00:00:20,175 --> 00:00:22,795
We've been to an internist,
a neurologist, a gastroenterologist.

10
00:00:22,918 --> 00:00:24,174
Nobody thinks you're sick.

11
00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,948
You're hiding behind these symptoms
because you're scared of us.

12
00:00:27,086 --> 00:00:29,338
You finally get what you want,
and you can't handle it.

13
00:00:29,522 --> 00:00:32,491
- You guys are screwing each other.
- We love each other, Sean.

14
00:00:33,756 --> 00:00:34,783
Sean called.

15
00:00:35,242 --> 00:00:37,082
He offered me the job of receptionist.

16
00:00:37,235 --> 00:00:39,027
I thought Gina was a stroke of genius.

17
00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,754
Not only is she not screwable,
you've got built-in childcare.

18
00:00:43,015 --> 00:00:45,298
You and my ex-wife
can have more alone time.

19
00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:51,688
Tell me what you don't like
about yourself.

20
00:00:51,887 --> 00:00:53,696
I don't like that he's so old.

21
00:00:54,561 --> 00:00:57,488
- Believe me, neither do I.
- And he looks like a woman.

22
00:00:58,131 --> 00:01:00,119
- Your mother's quite hard on you.
- Ha!

23
00:01:00,349 --> 00:01:03,414
Magda and I have been married
for 21 years this may.

24
00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:07,460
- Congratulations.
- For what?

25
00:01:07,624 --> 00:01:12,667
I wanted a real man.
Omar Sharif. Burt Reynolds.

26
00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:17,034
Hell, even a roll of brawny paper towels
would have been fine.

27
00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,324
But all I got was this hairless freak.

28
00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:21,761
Back in the eighties,
hair removal was all the rage.

29
00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,872
I partook, you know, to say the least.

30
00:01:25,025 --> 00:01:28,888
Magda made me suffer through months
of excruciating electrolysis.

31
00:01:29,032 --> 00:01:30,319
I followed the trends.

32
00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,848
Well, now, magda demands it back.

33
00:01:33,032 --> 00:01:36,817
She read in Newsweek that
being hirsute is en vogue again.

34
00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:40,184
Chest hair, long sideburns.
I think they call it retrosexual.

35
00:01:40,399 --> 00:01:43,403
Yeah. Hair transplants
to the face and the chest

36
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,480
are becoming quite popular.

37
00:01:45,632 --> 00:01:50,437
I want a moustache on him,
and I want some fur on his ass.

38
00:01:50,636 --> 00:01:52,291
His is pink like a girl's.

39
00:01:55,729 --> 00:01:59,130
Well, you seem to have a healthy amount
of follicles on your head.

40
00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:02,686
I don't think we'll have any problem
harvesting 2,500 to 3,000 grafts.

41
00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:04,648
I agree to it only if I could get a face

42
00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,576
freshening while I'm in here.

43
00:02:06,944 --> 00:02:10,223
God knows I don't want all my
good years to be behind me.

44
00:02:10,346 --> 00:02:12,805
Sure. We could do a tightening
along the jaw line

45
00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,410
and get rid of the crow's feet
around your eyes.

46
00:02:15,544 --> 00:02:17,843
What do you think, Magda?
That sound good to you?

47
00:02:19,115 --> 00:02:21,766
Oh, Jesus. She didn't just...

48
00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:27,570
She was up till 1:30 eating nachos and
watching Last Call with Carson Daly.

49
00:02:28,603 --> 00:02:32,091
I've sold my soul to the devil,
and this devil just won't die.

50
00:02:32,699 --> 00:02:36,301
When we met, I was in my early 20s,
struggling actor.

51
00:02:36,515 --> 00:02:40,806
Magda's health was deteriorating fast.
I decided to marry her,

52
00:02:41,215 --> 00:02:45,430
figured I'd put in a couple of years
at most, get a pretty nice payday.

53
00:02:45,752 --> 00:02:47,637
Her first husband
made millions in tobacco.

54
00:02:47,805 --> 00:02:50,273
No money in the world
is worth giving up your life for.

55
00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:54,360
If I leave beelzebub now, her first
phone call will be to the lawyers.

56
00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:58,436
I'll wind up with practically bupkis,
and then she'll keel over the next day.

57
00:02:59,689 --> 00:03:00,762
It's her life.

58
00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:02,769
Oh, I haven't even told you
the worst part.

59
00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,838
Magda screws like bugs bunny.

60
00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:08,282
She demands it, 6-8 times a day.

61
00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,975
- How do you do it?
- I close my eyes.

62
00:03:12,308 --> 00:03:15,940
I think of the villa I'll buy
in Portofino when she finally kicks.

63
00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:19,373
How long was I out?

64
00:03:20,369 --> 00:03:22,346
Damn. You're still here?

65
00:03:22,678 --> 00:03:26,586
Oh, I dreamt I was screwing
a flugelhorn player.

66
00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,531
Yes. We heard the flugelhorn.

67
00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,229
I'm hungry. Go make me some soup.

68
00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:09,022
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71
00:04:19,249 --> 00:04:21,017
Season 5 Episode 10
Magda & Jeff

72
00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:23,334
OK, people, let's get it done.

73
00:04:25,571 --> 00:04:26,613
15 blade.

74
00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,271
Oh, my God. What happened?

75
00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,011
- Who's that?
- It's ashley.

76
00:04:32,179 --> 00:04:33,716
- So, where have you been?
- What...

77
00:04:33,869 --> 00:04:37,024
This woman was crushed by an elephant
at the circus. Isn't that right, Peter?

78
00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:39,872
I am performing a mandibular
reconstruction with the 13th rib.

79
00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:43,367
- Just... 3 centimeters to the left.
- No, doctor, not the patient.

80
00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,190
- You. Your eyes.
- Oh, it's nothing.

81
00:04:45,313 --> 00:04:47,068
Just a little river blindness.

82
00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,729
I caught it fixing cleft palates on the
Amazonian river this weekend.

83
00:04:50,959 --> 00:04:52,905
Oh, the Yanomani children.

84
00:04:53,135 --> 00:04:55,054
To see their faces, it was all worth it.

85
00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:58,222
- Peter, if you could have been there...
- Doctor, should you be operating?

86
00:04:58,349 --> 00:05:00,713
Yes, I should be operating.
Peter's my eyes.

87
00:05:00,935 --> 00:05:02,223
Bone saw!

88
00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:06,177
Here we go.

89
00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:13,752
Oh, we got a bleeder!

90
00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:17,261
Aidan Stone, you are a boy genius.

91
00:05:18,227 --> 00:05:19,744
- Oh, my God.
- Marcus!

92
00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:22,651
Freddie, Freddie, Freddie, Freddie.
Thank you. Thank you.

93
00:05:22,819 --> 00:05:25,593
- It was a nice scene.
- Yeah. Thanks. You too.

94
00:05:25,838 --> 00:05:28,459
- Dating a black guy now.
- That's great.

95
00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,405
Good for you.

96
00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:34,083
Who's Jose Feliciano over there?

97
00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:36,959
Oh, that's marcus.
Aidan's blindness consultant.

98
00:05:37,097 --> 00:05:39,626
I don't know how you guys do it.
And it's all the time, right?

99
00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:41,971
- It's like 24/7.
- Well, pretty much, yeah.

100
00:05:42,185 --> 00:05:43,930
Did it seem authentic, though?

101
00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,336
I mean, I was doing some
really cool shit with my eyes.

102
00:05:46,474 --> 00:05:48,788
- Were you?
- Like, back and forth, and then...

103
00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,316
- Well, it sounded lifelike.
- It did. Yeah.

104
00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:54,014
But no, what did it look like?
Did it look... 'cause I...

105
00:05:58,132 --> 00:06:00,063
Mr. Mcnamara? Excuse me.

106
00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,789
I'm Colleen Rose
of the Colleen Rose agency.

107
00:06:03,004 --> 00:06:05,778
I was on the lot visiting another
client, and I thought I'd swing by

108
00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:09,292
and watch you work.
What I just saw you do was sensational,

109
00:06:09,481 --> 00:06:12,455
just sensational, really.
Such pathos. Strasberg, right?

110
00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:15,153
Doesn't matter. You are a scene stealer.

111
00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:18,010
And I hear through the grapevine
you're looking for representation.

112
00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:21,224
I'm flattered, but I'm a medical
consultant, not an actor.

113
00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:23,519
- I don't think i'm very good.
- I totally disagree.

114
00:06:23,639 --> 00:06:25,431
You have a very naturalistic process.

115
00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,635
And I know I can get you work...
Movies, commercials.

116
00:06:28,829 --> 00:06:31,166
It would be a crime to hide
that massive talent of yours.

117
00:06:31,411 --> 00:06:34,906
I've just gotten off the phone with
Aidie's agent, who's very, very upset

118
00:06:35,047 --> 00:06:37,934
about yesterday's dailies. He has
a massive zit on his client's nose.

119
00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:39,963
I need you tomorrow morning
6 A.M. To reshoot.

120
00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,012
Oh, wait. Freddie, I have 2 surgeries
scheduled for that time.

121
00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:45,103
- Excuse me.
- No, excuse me. I'm Freddie Prune,

122
00:06:45,229 --> 00:06:48,162
executive producer and creator of
Hearts & Scalpels. How can I help you?

123
00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:51,249
And I'm sean's agent.
Colleen Rose of the Colleen Rose agency.

124
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Seanie, I didn't know you had an ag...

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Sean is not going to be rescheduling
any surgeries because of some zit,

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all right? Sean is a medical consultant
and a producer.

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He's not one of your cattle.
He saves lives at his day job.

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So listen, do what you have to.
If you have to shoot around him, fine.

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Get close-ups, fix it in post...
I don't care, really, what you do,

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but my client will not be here tomorrow.

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You get me a strawberry frivol right now
before I kick you square in the nuts.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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In this next bit,
I think I'm going to cry.

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You know? I just...
I really want to show that

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blind people can cry like normal people.

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- That's pretty brilliant, right?
- You know, Aidan,

137
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blind people really do cry
like everyone else.

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I know. But I'm saying that when I cry,

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I can see again. Yeah.

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Oh, but I can only see again when
I'm crying. I have to get, like...

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I just got to get really emotional.

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I don't know that river blindness
was ever cured that way, but,

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well, from what I've learned,

144
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I mean, blind people do
get their sight back.

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Eden, right?

146
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- Yes. We met at your hell party.
- Yeah.

147
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- Oh, that was a pretty crazy night.
- Are you looking for Sean?

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I think he's hanging out
with the extras somewhere.

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No, actually, I took the studio tour
and snuck away.

150
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Thought it would be more fun
to find things myself.

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Or maybe you could show me around.

152
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Well, where would you want to start?

153
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Oh, well, I've always wondered if the
big stars have beds in their trailers.

154
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I am big, darling.

155
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I'm very big.

156
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I have your results.

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The tests don't rule out everything,
but your T.S.H. is in the range.

158
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We just can't find out
what's wrong with you, Julia.

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Well, um, what don't they rule out?

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Certain rare cancers,

161
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- but I really don't think...
- You don't have cancer.

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Just sometimes, I think that you believe
I'm faking this whole thing.

163
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But I know that there is
something very wrong with me.

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And if Dr. Hughes
can't find out what it is,

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then I will go to see
someone who can.

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There is something else
we could test for.

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Your symptoms could be caused
by an autoimmune disease.

168
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When was the last time
you were tested for HIV?

169
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Slow down. There are other

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- autoimmune diseases besides HIV.
- 6 months ago.

171
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And how many partners have you
had since then? Maybe 50?

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I'm not HIV positive.

173
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I was fine until
we started sleeping together.

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Test me for HIV.

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And I would like you
to get a test today, too.

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Here's your afternoon pick-me-up...

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double espresso with non-fat soy,
just the way you like it.

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I left out the sambuca since you do
have surgery in 10 minutes.

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Thank you. Oh, thanks.

180
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Did you pick up my dry cleaning?

181
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I got it on my lunch break.
I hung it up in your car.

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Thanks.

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What is this crap?

184
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I mean, you get my coffee,
you get my messages,

185
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you haven't called me "asshole"
in days. It's like

186
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Gina slut-bitch died and Miss
Moneypenny's here in her place.

187
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- What do you want?
- Nothing.

188
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No, Christian, really.

189
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I admit it... I'm not the same girl
that you knew back in Miami.

190
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I guess I just... I finally realized
how lucky I am.

191
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My viral load is so low,
it actually rivals Magic Johnson's.

192
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I actually like my job.
I get to see Wilbur.

193
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And I have you to thank for it.

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And I know, you're kind of having
a tough time with Julia, and...

195
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I don't want to add to your problems.

196
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,578
So, huh... huh. What did you hear?

197
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That she rides you pretty hard.

198
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That's all.

199
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Well, you know,
she's sick and she, um...

200
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You know, she's in bed all day.
She got nobody to talk to.

201
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- Yeah. No, I get it.
- No, you don't get it. Jesus Christ.

202
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It's like we're married already.
I mean...

203
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I need a break.

204
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What you need is a release from all the
stress that this hag is putting on you.

205
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- I know exactly how to give it to you.
- Oh, no.

206
00:11:48,286 --> 00:11:51,367
I am not going anywhere near that
saber-toothed snatch of yours.

207
00:11:51,489 --> 00:11:54,509
Oh, God. No. I'm done with that
K-hole of irresponsibility.

208
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I have a better idea.

209
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I was thinking about letting Gina go.

210
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You were right.

211
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She's a distraction for both of us.

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And today, she asked for a raise.

213
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Well, I think we should
give her a raise.

214
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I hate to admit it, but I think

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she's the best receptionist
we've ever had.

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You know what happened the other day?
I didn't know what to eat for lunch,

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so she ordered the entire menu.

218
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When they delivered it,

219
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she screamed at them
for screwing things up,

220
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so we got everything for free.

221
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Your agent's on the phone.

222
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Agent? I thought you weren't moving out.

223
00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:03,135
She's not a real estate agent.
She's a talent agent.

224
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Talent agent?

225
00:13:05,554 --> 00:13:08,231
I thought you need talent
for a talent agent.

226
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No panties. I likey likey!

227
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Do you have enough time?

228
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They'll wait.

229
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I run this show. Matter of fact,
I run the whole goddamn network.

230
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I thought Barbara Shapiro
ran the network.

231
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That deaf bitch?

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The only reason why they let her
in the jewish mafia is

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is to fill a disability quota.

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I'm going to make you
squeal like a pig.

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Grab my ass.

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What happened?

237
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I'm not a premature ejaculator.
There's, like...

238
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There's, like,
3 hours cut out of that...

239
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video. Who edited this?

240
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That's it?

241
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This is bad.

242
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Really bad.

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Listen, kids.

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2 million downloads
on Youtube in 8 hours.

245
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There's got to be a way we can spin
this to our advantage, don't you think?

246
00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:07,652
Barbara...

247
00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:10,436
You know I was just kidding
about the whole jewish mafia thing.

248
00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:11,960
- Sure he was.
- I love the jews.

249
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You're an offensive piece of shit.

250
00:14:14,266 --> 00:14:15,965
What... I'm sorry.
What did she just say?

251
00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:17,943
You are an offensive piece of shit.

252
00:14:18,831 --> 00:14:20,154
Am I... am I fired?

253
00:14:20,608 --> 00:14:21,655
Absolutely not.

254
00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:23,949
Is he?

255
00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:25,117
Not yet.

256
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,746
You are going to go straight
to rehab,

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and we will tell the press

258
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that you're a cokehead
and a sexaholic.

259
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,462
And then... hey!

260
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3 months,

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you will do an interview
with Larry King,

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and maybe

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we will bring you back for sweeps.
Do you understand?

264
00:14:46,465 --> 00:14:47,583
It's too bad you're not black.

265
00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:48,891
We could have kept you
around till the end of the season.

266
00:14:49,051 --> 00:14:50,343
Is this some sort of joke?

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00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:52,978
OK. First of all, Barbara,
I am the show.

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There is no...
there is no show without me.

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OK. Freddie is not really
that talented.

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- How dare you.
- No, how dare you.

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00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,467
How dare you. What are you going
to do without me?

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I just don't understand why I'm here.

273
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,532
Are you going to write
for that fat pig Kate Tinsley?

274
00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:07,907
Maybe you should have
thought of this

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before you stuck your little penis
in and out of mrs. Youtube

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and betrayed not only me,

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00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,957
but the tens of thousands of people
that made you a huge television star.

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Do you know why you are here?

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You are here because you are
the new star of Hearts & Scalpels.

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That's why you're here.

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- What?
- What?

282
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Just for 3 months, until... I just need
to keep the show going. It's OK.

283
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- It's... we need to...
- You did good, Colleen.

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Saved our ass.

285
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:37,022
Wait... wait. This was...

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You're behind this, aren't you?

287
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,026
I'm just as surprised as you are, OK?

288
00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:44,014
You said... you put that little
bitch up to it to set me up

289
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so you would take my job.
And I thought we were friends, judas!

290
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:48,450
We're friends?
What are you doing with her, anyway?

291
00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,991
I'll tell you one thing, buddy.

292
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You want to dance with the devil?
You can go to hell!

293
00:15:51,771 --> 00:15:54,493
You're the one who couldn't
keep his dick in his pants.

294
00:15:55,556 --> 00:15:57,658
2 can play at this game, guy.

295
00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,111
This is not over.
This is not over, freddie.

296
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Do we have a deal?

297
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Let's talk about the numbers.

298
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I rember you.

299
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You're the one who had so much promise.

300
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,363
So much hope.

301
00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,862
Thank you, Dr. Troy.

302
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:33,083
This man's ready to have a do-over.

303
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:35,461
New face, new life.

304
00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:37,449
Now's the time to start.

305
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:39,752
There you go. No need to let a wife
get in the way of having a good time.

306
00:16:39,912 --> 00:16:41,962
As soon as I get out of here,
I'm going to leave her.

307
00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:43,761
What?

308
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,637
No, no, no, no. You don't need
to get divorced to have fun.

309
00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:50,076
You can have your cake and eat it, too.

310
00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:53,843
No, no, no. No, Magda's no idiot.
She'll hire a private investigator.

311
00:16:54,843 --> 00:16:57,374
If I don't just leave her
and throw the last 21 years away,

312
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,313
I'll never have any room to breathe.

313
00:17:00,766 --> 00:17:03,150
Have you ever been
someone's caretaker, Dr. Troy?

314
00:17:04,112 --> 00:17:05,736
It's suffocating.

315
00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:07,571
It can drive you to madness.

316
00:17:11,348 --> 00:17:13,140
Wait. Where's nurse Billy?

317
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,353
You shouldn't be walking
around by yourself.

318
00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:18,134
He said he'd puke if he saw any blood.

319
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,376
I might just puke when I see your face.

320
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:25,047
Take a hike, doc.
Time to try out the new hair.

321
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,843
He's not ready for
any physical activity yet.

322
00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:32,221
He's just going to lay there.

323
00:17:32,381 --> 00:17:34,431
I don't care.
I'm going to sit on his face.

324
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:39,749
The... yeah. The... the follicles,
they're very...

325
00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:42,751
They're very sensitive right now,
and so, you're going to...

326
00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:44,817
you're going to have
to wait a couple of days.

327
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:48,554
OK. We'll watch a movie.
Where's your tape machine

328
00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:50,656
I got weekend at Bernie's.

329
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:52,950
Not again, Magda.

330
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,689
Yes, again, G.I. Joe.

331
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:57,871
Now, move your hairy ass.

332
00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,957
Make room for momma.

333
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:01,542
God, momma.

334
00:18:05,704 --> 00:18:08,135
Mid-30s latino softball player
with an external appendage

335
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,758
protruding from the sacral region.

336
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:10,894
A human tail?

337
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:13,429
No quiero mi cola quitada!

338
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:14,972
Why don't you want it removed, sir?

339
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,284
I'm possessed by Satan!

340
00:18:20,429 --> 00:18:23,605
Your mother sucks cocks in hell!

341
00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:25,210
You know, I don't disagree with you,

342
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,984
but Mr. Aureilles,
you have got to calm down!

343
00:18:29,104 --> 00:18:30,779
Jesus! That's fantastic!

344
00:18:32,114 --> 00:18:35,576
Claude, could you see if there's any
of that split pea soup left at crafty?

345
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,575
Here.

346
00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:40,456
Listen to me! You are not possessed.

347
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:42,750
This is a treatable medical condition.

348
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:45,278
I can't cut my tail off!

349
00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:46,640
Yes, you can.

350
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:53,203
This is los angeles, people!

351
00:18:53,323 --> 00:18:55,179
It's called a rolling blackout!

352
00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:05,147
Sorry! Accidentally stepped
on the riser pedal.

353
00:19:05,307 --> 00:19:06,690
OK. Now, listen.

354
00:19:07,893 --> 00:19:10,027
Everything is going to be fine.
I'm going to remove

355
00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:13,822
your devilish appendage, and you'll be
sliding into home plate by next week.

356
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:15,274
Cut!

357
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,327
Bravo, people. Very courageous work.

358
00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:21,316
And a star is born, Freddie.

359
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:25,551
You know, Colleen,
sometimes I forget that

360
00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:29,352
I gave birth to the supernova
that was Aidan Stone.

361
00:19:30,276 --> 00:19:32,040
But I tell you what, I think that

362
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,287
Sean McNamara is sexy and

363
00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:37,290
vulnerable and

364
00:19:37,725 --> 00:19:39,318
so very, very modern.

365
00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:40,808
And by the way, so do the blogs.

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00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,148
So you're going to be seeing
a lot more scenes like

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this on Hearts & Scalpels,
I'll tell you that.

368
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:46,955
God. That's really good.

369
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:49,477
Thank you.
That was impressive work, Sean.

370
00:19:49,817 --> 00:19:51,754
Thanks, Kate. You, too.

371
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:55,635
Though I really don't feel
like I know what I'm doing.

372
00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:05,086
Hey, asshole.

373
00:20:05,211 --> 00:20:06,625
No. It's more

374
00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:08,086
like, "Hey, asshole."

375
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,295
You know, I'm sorry.
Why are you here, again?

376
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:13,048
It's postmodern sex, Christian.

377
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,844
This way, we both get what we want
without any consequences.

378
00:20:17,297 --> 00:20:20,026
She's HIV negative,
so you get to ride her bareback,

379
00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:22,599
and I get to experience sex
without exchanging any fluids.

380
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:26,661
Plus, it's kind of like watching myself.

381
00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:30,190
Christian, you have to look at me.

382
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,442
- But I can't!
- But we have to have a connection!

383
00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:35,019
I can't, all right?
It hurts my neck. All right?

384
00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:37,990
This is not puppetry of the penis.
You want an acrobat? Blow a chimp.

385
00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:40,993
Fine.

386
00:20:41,401 --> 00:20:42,270
Jesus.

387
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,039
This isn't working for me.

388
00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,665
Just put here where I can see you.

389
00:20:48,785 --> 00:20:49,585
That's all.

390
00:21:12,824 --> 00:21:14,401
- Kiss me.
- No.

391
00:21:14,914 --> 00:21:16,486
- Kiss me.
- no!

392
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:18,732
There's no danger of
transmitting the virus unless

393
00:21:18,852 --> 00:21:20,464
I've had dental surgery,
and I haven't.

394
00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:22,589
Leave, Gina. You're ruining everything.

395
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:25,276
I'm not paying you to use your mouth,
you little whore.

396
00:21:25,396 --> 00:21:27,806
Now, you shut up,
or you won't get a penny.

397
00:21:28,594 --> 00:21:30,375
Please? Kiss me.

398
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,210
no.

399
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:35,204
Fine. Keep going.

400
00:21:50,095 --> 00:21:51,023
Kiss me.

401
00:21:51,898 --> 00:21:52,898
Please.

402
00:22:12,494 --> 00:22:14,336
I will see you at work in the morning.

403
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,086
Conor finally fell asleep.

404
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,931
You're throwing up again?

405
00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:35,387
I'm sorry. Even tea makes me vomit.

406
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:37,105
Have you had anything to eat?

407
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:51,608
I don't want to tell
the kids that I have aids.

408
00:22:52,262 --> 00:22:54,791
Julia, you don't have aids.

409
00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:56,457
I've got all the symptoms.

410
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:58,711
Well, along with 100 other
possible things.

411
00:23:00,636 --> 00:23:03,102
It's extremely difficult to spread
between women,

412
00:23:04,025 --> 00:23:06,731
and Christian has been
very careful ever since Gina.

413
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,866
Yeah. So careful that...

414
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:12,955
He's ignoring me.

415
00:23:13,198 --> 00:23:16,110
I feel like
I'm going through this alone.

416
00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:18,823
Well, you're not.

417
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,728
I'll stay with you.

418
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,555
No. I'm sure you have plans.

419
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,231
And Christian should be here any minute.

420
00:23:31,698 --> 00:23:34,911
I'll stay till Christian gets here.

421
00:24:04,197 --> 00:24:06,005
What is this, post-coitus cuddling?

422
00:24:06,574 --> 00:24:10,334
Don't be an asshole. She's sick.
She can barely hold her head up.

423
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,230
Fell asleep waiting for you.

424
00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:14,615
Where have you been?

425
00:24:15,237 --> 00:24:17,485
There were some complications
with a patient recovery.

426
00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:20,709
The transplant didn't take,
so I had to redo it.

427
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,640
- You could have called.
- Well, I didn't.

428
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,831
But I'm here now.

429
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,310
And you don't have a ring
on your finger anymore, so...

430
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:32,925
Time for you to go.

431
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,451
Rest and fluids, hmm?

432
00:24:52,961 --> 00:24:55,815
He took the kids for an early dinner.

433
00:24:56,491 --> 00:24:58,439
When you didn't show up,

434
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,195
he offered to stay until you did.

435
00:25:08,186 --> 00:25:10,364
You could have called me too, you know.

436
00:25:11,388 --> 00:25:14,271
I guess I had all the help I need.

437
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,206
You're leaving me?

438
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,437
I have to, Magda. I...

439
00:25:36,677 --> 00:25:38,239
It's time I find my own identity.

440
00:25:38,429 --> 00:25:41,573
What will that be, Jeff?
Who are you without me?

441
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,880
I found you on Santa Monica Boulevard
without a pot to piss in.

442
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,681
Everything you are
is because of what I did.

443
00:25:48,831 --> 00:25:49,950
I made you a man.

444
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,060
Yeah, well, maybe I don't like
the man I've become.

445
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,930
Could have fooled me.

446
00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:56,793
You seem to love having
gifts showered down on you.

447
00:25:56,961 --> 00:25:59,465
Trips to Europe, cars,

448
00:25:59,585 --> 00:26:01,853
a new wardrobe every season.

449
00:26:04,181 --> 00:26:07,928
Don't you want that new Bentley
that's parked outside?

450
00:26:08,802 --> 00:26:12,435
It was going to be
your welcome home gift.

451
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:17,825
You know, I know I'm slowing down,

452
00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:20,102
and I can't keep up all the time,

453
00:26:20,222 --> 00:26:23,032
so I figured
it would be great for you to have

454
00:26:23,152 --> 00:26:25,422
a new car to drive around in

455
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,055
and show off your new face
to your friends.

456
00:26:28,175 --> 00:26:31,853
And I was going to throw in
$500 more a week

457
00:26:32,179 --> 00:26:34,360
walking-around money.

458
00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:40,594
You know, Jeffy,
you're what keeps me alive.

459
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,219
But I'm not going to live forever.

460
00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:47,233
You... you promise?

461
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,108
To us.

462
00:26:56,454 --> 00:26:59,661
- Again, I'm sorry I was so late.
- Forget about it.

463
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:00,986
Forget about it!

464
00:27:02,611 --> 00:27:05,651
While I was waiting,
I made friends with this bottle here.

465
00:27:05,985 --> 00:27:07,628
Yeah, I see that.

466
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:09,959
Maybe you two should
take some time apart.

467
00:27:10,112 --> 00:27:11,914
Oh, I'm fine, cookie. Perfect!

468
00:27:12,835 --> 00:27:17,217
Well, I've got some good news,
and I've got some bad news.

469
00:27:20,213 --> 00:27:21,969
The bad news is,

470
00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:25,847
next week, you have
a nude scene with 2- ton Tinsley.

471
00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,251
What? Colleen, I can't do that.

472
00:27:29,293 --> 00:27:30,814
I'm not even an actor.

473
00:27:31,124 --> 00:27:33,092
- It's undignified...
- The good news is,

474
00:27:33,212 --> 00:27:36,354
I told that Freddie "Forget it!
My client won't do it."

475
00:27:36,777 --> 00:27:38,213
"No nudie."

476
00:27:38,862 --> 00:27:41,579
He agreed.
You're getting more surgeries.

477
00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:47,753
Which means you get to keep
what I am sure is that

478
00:27:47,988 --> 00:27:51,378
scrumptious weenie of yours under wraps.

479
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,143
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

480
00:27:59,265 --> 00:28:00,833
Uh, my steak's a little rare, but...

481
00:28:01,049 --> 00:28:02,049
Excuse me.

482
00:28:02,234 --> 00:28:04,359
- No, Colleen, it's fine.
- Let me do my job, Sean.

483
00:28:05,361 --> 00:28:06,361
Waitress.

484
00:28:11,754 --> 00:28:13,951
Oh, God. Magda, slow down.

485
00:28:14,173 --> 00:28:15,266
Slow down.
You're going to hurt yourself.

486
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:18,665
Zip it. You're ruing
my Tom Selleck fantasy.

487
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,153
Oh, Magnum!

488
00:28:22,556 --> 00:28:26,151
- Oh! Somebody's going to see us!
- Good! We'll charge admission.

489
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:32,620
Super orgasm!

490
00:28:40,005 --> 00:28:41,751
Where did you go? Wake up.

491
00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:43,563
Wake up!

492
00:28:53,183 --> 00:28:54,572
Are you going to be OK?

493
00:28:55,129 --> 00:28:57,032
Let me ask you something.

494
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,134
- What are you doing?
- What do you think of these?

495
00:29:00,254 --> 00:29:01,950
Colleen, this is inappropriate.

496
00:29:02,278 --> 00:29:04,446
- This is crossing the line.
- Go ahead. Squeeze them.

497
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:08,859
These aren't the tits of a
50ish-year-old woman, am I right?

498
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,937
You're drunk, OK?
Just go to bed and get some rest,

499
00:29:12,057 --> 00:29:14,573
- and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- They look fake, they're so perky.

500
00:29:14,695 --> 00:29:16,422
Colleen, get out of the car.

501
00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:22,389
Sorry.

502
00:29:24,318 --> 00:29:25,754
Sorry, cookie.

503
00:29:25,923 --> 00:29:27,216
Oh, shit, am I sorry.

504
00:29:27,336 --> 00:29:29,830
- It's fine...
- No, it isn't fine. It's...

505
00:29:30,191 --> 00:29:33,158
Ever since my husband left me
2 years ago for this

506
00:29:34,116 --> 00:29:39,036
young Goddamn extra from
"The young and the restless"...

507
00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:44,520
And then, I had these fibroid tumors
the size of grapefruits

508
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,520
that they cut out of me.

509
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,553
Sorry. It won't happen again, cookie.

510
00:29:52,569 --> 00:29:54,403
Oh, shit.

511
00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:59,507
I've got to go back to A.A. tomorrow.

512
00:30:01,194 --> 00:30:03,163
Agents Anonymous.

513
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,765
Get it?

514
00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,755
Just drink some water
and go to bed, please.

515
00:30:12,193 --> 00:30:13,483
Do you have a breath mint?

516
00:30:17,036 --> 00:30:17,844
No?

517
00:30:19,835 --> 00:30:20,835
OK.

518
00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:27,904
Oh, Jesus, God.

519
00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:50,322
You have a nice day. Thank you.

520
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:54,275
McNamara/Troy. Thank you for holding.
How can I help you?

521
00:30:55,581 --> 00:30:57,731
Oh, hi, Julia.
How are you feeling?

522
00:30:58,829 --> 00:31:02,478
Listen, I'd love to talk. I just...
I need Christian.

523
00:31:03,245 --> 00:31:05,142
I haven't seen him yet.
Did you try his cell?

524
00:31:05,270 --> 00:31:06,879
He's not picking up.

525
00:31:09,141 --> 00:31:10,649
You just tell him that I called.

526
00:31:12,144 --> 00:31:13,278
Any message?

527
00:31:13,579 --> 00:31:15,944
Will you ask him
if he's heard from Dr. Hughes?

528
00:31:16,144 --> 00:31:17,541
I was just, um...

529
00:31:18,771 --> 00:31:22,011
Hoping that he could rush
through some test results of mine.

530
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,743
I will definitely make sure
that he gets that message.

531
00:31:26,578 --> 00:31:28,335
You feel better, OK?

532
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:29,903
Bye.

533
00:31:39,586 --> 00:31:41,763
- Hi.
- Any messages?

534
00:31:43,688 --> 00:31:44,622
Yeah.

535
00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:46,824
Julia call?

536
00:31:47,669 --> 00:31:48,669
No.

537
00:31:49,345 --> 00:31:53,054
But there's a fresh pot
of sumatra in the kitchen.

538
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,369
Hi, Julia.

539
00:32:01,893 --> 00:32:04,961
When I spoke to you on the phone,
I was so worried about you.

540
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,644
Here.

541
00:32:07,086 --> 00:32:09,744
Um, thanks. God.
Can you just leave them there?

542
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:13,166
- Smells right now are making me...
- Oh! I rember that feeling

543
00:32:13,286 --> 00:32:16,138
when I was first on the cocktail.
Even the slightest odor

544
00:32:16,258 --> 00:32:17,341
would make me yack.

545
00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:19,724
Has Dr. Hughes put you
on the cocktail already?

546
00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:22,062
I don't know what you're talking about.

547
00:32:23,896 --> 00:32:26,607
It's not HIV tests
that you're waiting to hear about?

548
00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:30,481
Julia, one of the advantages
of me answering the phones

549
00:32:30,601 --> 00:32:33,489
is that I am the gatekeeper
for the entire office.

550
00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:35,578
Nothing gets past me.

551
00:32:35,992 --> 00:32:39,250
Now, what I can't figure out is how
you managed to put yourself at risk.

552
00:32:40,142 --> 00:32:41,841
And Christian uses condoms, right?

553
00:32:42,329 --> 00:32:44,874
Is Christian positive?

554
00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:49,757
I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
I'm just a cynic.

555
00:32:50,142 --> 00:32:53,006
Even if the worst were to occur,
you could get through this.

556
00:32:53,644 --> 00:32:57,176
I can help you. Christian will help you.
When I found out that i was positive,

557
00:32:57,296 --> 00:32:59,259
he was so wonderful.

558
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,686
He was a fount of support.

559
00:33:02,334 --> 00:33:05,696
Not for me. I've barely seen him lately.

560
00:33:08,328 --> 00:33:09,455
That makes sense.

561
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:11,352
What's that supposed to mean?

562
00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:15,103
I hate to be the one
to bring you bad news,

563
00:33:15,271 --> 00:33:16,577
but I think that we're friends,

564
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:20,568
even if your shitty managerial skills
did single-handedly destroy the spa

565
00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:22,615
that I sacrificed
my entire nest egg for.

566
00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:25,958
Just say what you have to say, Gina.

567
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,460
Christian's having an affair.

568
00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:30,221
I literally walked in on them. It...

569
00:33:31,648 --> 00:33:34,813
- it was degrading.
- No, no. That's not true.

570
00:33:34,933 --> 00:33:37,371
Oh, don't be such a Pollyanna, Julia.
It makes me sick.

571
00:33:37,491 --> 00:33:41,873
Gina, I want you to leave, please.
Right now.

572
00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:44,685
OK.

573
00:33:46,009 --> 00:33:47,009
Bye.

574
00:33:49,718 --> 00:33:51,708
You know,
I guess all that I'm trying to say

575
00:33:51,901 --> 00:33:54,502
is I think you need
to keep that dyke close.

576
00:33:54,895 --> 00:33:57,169
Christian is not capable
of keeping his sword sheathed.

577
00:33:57,289 --> 00:33:59,751
He's not capable of staying committed.

578
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,671
That's not news to you, right?

579
00:34:02,868 --> 00:34:06,478
I mean, surely, you've figured that out
after all these years.

580
00:34:07,707 --> 00:34:09,737
What are you doing here, Gina?

581
00:34:16,366 --> 00:34:17,840
Just a little girl talk.

582
00:34:20,276 --> 00:34:23,211
Oh. Julia, what I neglected to tell you

583
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:27,065
is the woman Christian's
having the affair with is me.

584
00:34:36,212 --> 00:34:39,189
She's a dirty, whoring liar,

585
00:34:40,127 --> 00:34:41,860
and she's been in love
with me for years.

586
00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,959
But are you sleeping
with her, Christian?

587
00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:48,001
No. She's got the gate to hell
between her legs.

588
00:34:48,147 --> 00:34:51,197
Why don't you tell your precious Julia
where you were last night?

589
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,615
OK. Fine. I will.

590
00:34:58,459 --> 00:35:02,193
At home with my tongue in his ass.

591
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,714
I want you to leave, Gina.

592
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,751
And by the way, you're fired.

593
00:35:09,897 --> 00:35:11,310
Oh, yeah. I expected that.

594
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:14,385
I mean, it's a conflict of interest,
our working together now.

595
00:35:16,711 --> 00:35:18,705
And feel better, Julia.

596
00:35:23,961 --> 00:35:25,907
I should have known you'd never change.

597
00:35:26,027 --> 00:35:29,245
You're such a damn hypocrite,
accusing me of sleeping around

598
00:35:29,365 --> 00:35:32,118
when the only evidence you have
is that wingnut...

599
00:35:33,855 --> 00:35:35,763
Despite the fact
that you're cheating on Olivia.

600
00:35:35,922 --> 00:35:37,922
I can't talk about this now.

601
00:35:38,468 --> 00:35:39,736
I'm not feeling well.

602
00:35:39,856 --> 00:35:41,983
There's always something wrong with you.

603
00:35:42,758 --> 00:35:44,603
At least Gina
doesn't live in denial, like you do.

604
00:35:44,753 --> 00:35:47,176
You want me to just face facts

605
00:35:47,296 --> 00:35:51,242
and admit that this relationship
isn't working? Is that it?

606
00:35:51,586 --> 00:35:53,749
That you're never here for me?
That you don't support me?

607
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,209
That I'm not even sick?

608
00:36:00,969 --> 00:36:02,490
You're not sick, Julia.

609
00:36:03,523 --> 00:36:05,563
Or should I say, you
didn't catch anything from me?

610
00:36:19,588 --> 00:36:22,545
I'm going to go heat up
some soup for you or something.

611
00:36:30,335 --> 00:36:32,232
Tell me you don't like
about yourself now.

612
00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:36,617
Me? I'm perfect.
It's dudley do-right here.

613
00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:39,490
You got to do something about his chin.

614
00:36:39,706 --> 00:36:43,453
Every time I'm riding him,
it's like I'm sitting on a butt plug.

615
00:36:44,272 --> 00:36:45,885
And you really want this?

616
00:36:46,005 --> 00:36:47,767
Not just her
making this decision for you?

617
00:36:48,838 --> 00:36:51,711
Sure. I mean,
she just gave me a Bentley.

618
00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:54,528
Magda, don't you think
it's a little soon to be getting

619
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,064
back in the saddle, so to speak?

620
00:36:56,184 --> 00:36:59,899
Hell, no. It's now or never, guys.
I mean,

621
00:37:00,396 --> 00:37:03,185
I'm pretty much knocking
at death's door,

622
00:37:03,345 --> 00:37:06,011
and I don't see anyone waiting
on the other side for me.

623
00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:08,571
Then out of respect for Mr. Morris.

624
00:37:08,691 --> 00:37:11,571
He's had a grand mal seizure.
He's a vegetable.

625
00:37:11,691 --> 00:37:13,148
He'll never live a normal life again.

626
00:37:13,577 --> 00:37:15,642
Yeah, that's a damn shame.

627
00:37:15,762 --> 00:37:18,730
Jeff was really great in the sack.

628
00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:23,033
This one just lays there
like a bag of rocks.

629
00:37:23,882 --> 00:37:25,323
But I'm teaching him.

630
00:37:27,569 --> 00:37:31,671
You know, Jeff made
his own choices in life.

631
00:37:31,971 --> 00:37:36,365
And I got to do the same thing.
It's time to move on.

632
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,426
You get nothing from the past,

633
00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:41,916
and who knows what the future is.

634
00:37:42,036 --> 00:37:44,131
It's the present, boys.

635
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:48,304
You got to take a bite out of that apple
and have fun while you can.

636
00:37:48,952 --> 00:37:50,980
Nobody's keeping score.

637
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,841
Hey, cookie. Got us some jamba juices.

638
00:38:02,961 --> 00:38:06,182
I've got bana berry or razzmatazz.
Which one do you want?

639
00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:10,267
After the scene I made last night,
I need to replenish my fluids.

640
00:38:12,132 --> 00:38:14,370
That's an apology, by the way.

641
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:15,995
Apology accepted.

642
00:38:17,570 --> 00:38:19,037
I'll call you if I need you.

643
00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:24,295
I was, um, thinking I'd stick around
and watch the scene.

644
00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:28,074
Do you see
any other agents here, Colleen?

645
00:38:28,309 --> 00:38:30,333
Every day, you have
some excuse to come visit

646
00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:33,126
and hover around me
like some irritating fly.

647
00:38:33,342 --> 00:38:35,554
Why don't you go back to your office
and just let me do my work?

648
00:38:35,674 --> 00:38:39,255
Now, you just stop with the attitude,
Mister Fancy Pants.

649
00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:41,267
We have to stick together here.

650
00:38:41,506 --> 00:38:44,243
No, we don't.
I'm tired of you crossing boundaries.

651
00:38:44,694 --> 00:38:46,394
I'm your client, not your friend.

652
00:38:46,944 --> 00:38:49,182
And we need to keep things professional.

653
00:38:49,389 --> 00:38:51,932
I don't want to see you here
unless I invite you.

654
00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:53,408
Am I clear?

655
00:38:54,718 --> 00:38:56,093
Thanks for the jamba juice.

656
00:38:57,821 --> 00:38:58,821
Ooh, hey, uh...

657
00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,431
How much more time
do they need to light the set?

658
00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:03,849
About 25 minutes.

659
00:39:04,774 --> 00:39:06,398
Can you throw this away for me?

660
00:39:09,508 --> 00:39:10,657
Have we met?

661
00:39:10,944 --> 00:39:13,380
No, but you're Sean McNamara, right?

662
00:39:14,009 --> 00:39:15,605
Never really met a tv star before.

663
00:39:16,383 --> 00:39:17,464
What is your name?

664
00:39:17,584 --> 00:39:19,877
I'm Jenny. I'm just an extra here.

665
00:39:20,215 --> 00:39:22,431
Well, there are no small parts, Jenny.

666
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,779
- Can I show you around?
- Sure.

667
00:39:56,506 --> 00:39:57,530
What is this?

668
00:39:58,427 --> 00:40:02,127
Well, I figured that you called
to apologize, and

669
00:40:02,883 --> 00:40:04,528
I wanted to make it as easy as possible.

670
00:40:04,883 --> 00:40:06,282
I didn't come to apologize.

671
00:40:07,427 --> 00:40:09,267
I came to serve you
with a restraing order.

672
00:40:10,512 --> 00:40:14,333
I don't want you near me, Wilbur, Julia,

673
00:40:14,568 --> 00:40:16,634
or my work ever again.

674
00:40:19,508 --> 00:40:20,763
That's bullshit.

675
00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:23,918
I didn't do anything.

676
00:40:24,323 --> 00:40:26,857
I took a page out of your book, satan...
I lied.

677
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,566
I told the judge that you were harassing
me and my family,

678
00:40:29,686 --> 00:40:30,918
and that you were stalking Julia.

679
00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:33,617
With your history,
he didn't have to think twice.

680
00:40:34,387 --> 00:40:35,261
OK.

681
00:40:38,196 --> 00:40:41,448
If this is it between us, then...

682
00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:45,016
Well, I think we should end it
the way we began it.

683
00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:48,308
I made us a meal.
I think your mouth's going to water

684
00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:50,491
when you see the first course.

685
00:40:54,425 --> 00:40:55,420
Just look at it.

686
00:41:00,635 --> 00:41:01,707
Very cute.

687
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,204
But you're kidding yourself, Gina.

688
00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:06,045
I know you want it, Christian.

689
00:41:06,579 --> 00:41:08,528
I know you want it
'cause you're just like me.

690
00:41:08,648 --> 00:41:10,992
I'm nothing like you.
You're a goddamn Medusa.

691
00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:12,377
What, you're a friggin'saint?

692
00:41:12,978 --> 00:41:16,622
You're always going to cheat on Julia.
You are always going to come back to me

693
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:20,123
because I'm the filthiest piece of ass
you've ever had.

694
00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:22,734
I came so hard...

695
00:41:23,634 --> 00:41:25,266
Watching you bang that girl.

696
00:41:25,386 --> 00:41:26,724
And so did you.

697
00:41:29,385 --> 00:41:30,809
I don't judge you.

698
00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:34,368
This is the last time
we'll ever see each other.

699
00:41:34,488 --> 00:41:37,626
You love me, asshole, in your own way.

700
00:41:39,017 --> 00:41:40,384
Just like I love you.

701
00:41:41,593 --> 00:41:42,947
Like I always have.

702
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,323
There's a difference
between love and sex.

703
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:46,760
No, there isn't.

704
00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:51,398
Sex is the only way that we can feel
we're not alone in the world.

705
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,952
You're always
going to feel alone with Julia

706
00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:56,938
'cause she's never going to give
her whole self to you.

707
00:41:58,454 --> 00:41:59,436
I'm leaving.

708
00:41:59,699 --> 00:42:01,079
Come on. Just one last bang.

709
00:42:03,378 --> 00:42:04,760
Just for old time's sake.

710
00:42:06,009 --> 00:42:07,009
No.

711
00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:09,060
Just stick it in.

712
00:42:10,151 --> 00:42:12,178
Just the tip. Just a little bit.

713
00:42:13,023 --> 00:42:14,779
You can take all your
rage out on me,

714
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,789
just like you always have.

715
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,272
Give me the condom.

716
00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:25,136
This is love.

 

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