Épisode Coeurs et scalpels S05E01 - Nip/Tuck Saison 5

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Je mène de cinq points.
Tu crois que tu peux marquer ?

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Faute.

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Les vrais hommes ne trichent pas.

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Si, quand ils veulent gagner.
Admets-le, tu ne peux pas me battre.

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Tu l'as jamais fait et tu le feras jamais.

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Attention, tu vas abîmer le sol tout neuf.

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Et alors ? On n'a pas de patients,
personne ne risque de se plaindre.

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Oui !

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Ça fait deux mois qu'on n'a rien fait,
même pas une injection de BOTOX.

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La seule chose que m'apporte
ce nouveau cabinet à Los Angeles,

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- c'est un meilleur tir à bras roulé.
- Tu exagères.

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Écoute. On savait tous les deux
que ce ne serait pas facile, non ?

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- Oui.
- On ne peut pas distribuer

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des brochures au centre commercial

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pour attirer les clients.

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Ça a marché la première fois.

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On avait 25 ans, vieux.

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À 40 ans, faut faire plus que ça !

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- On était les rois à Miami, pas vrai ?
- Oui.

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D'accord ? Alors, tôt ou tard,

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cette ville aussi sera à nos pieds.

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Tiens, tiens, regarde qui est là.

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Le collecteur de dettes est
dans ton bureau.

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Le collecteur de dettes ?

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Désolé. Vous n'avez pas payé
votre facture.

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Je vous ai envoyé un chèque.

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Oui, mais il était sans provision.

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- Vous pouvez pas prendre nos poissons.
- Je ne travaille pas pour rien.

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Si je ne viens plus nettoyer l'aquarium,
les petits poissons mourront.

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Très bien. Je ne veux pas terroriser
ces petits gars aquatiques.

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Ils viennent à peine de s'installer.

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Je vous donne une semaine.

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- D'accord ?
- D'accord.

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Je savais que c'était une erreur.

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Je savais
qu'investir tout l'argent de Michelle

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dans un cabinet sur Rodeo Drive
allait nous jouer des tours.

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Ça aiderait peut-être les choses
si tu vendais

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ton immense maison de Malibu
avec vue sur la plage.

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Non. Tout est question d'image ici.

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En plus, si je vends la maison de Malibu,
où vivra mon associé ?

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Dans ton deux pièces lugubre ?

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Je vis avec toi car je dois un tas de fric

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en pension alimentaire.

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- Vous aurez besoin d'un plus gros bateau.
- Quoi ?

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Les Dents de la mer.
La première fois que Brody voit le requin.

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Vous êtes dépassés par la situation.

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Vous êtes des petits poissons, se faisant
dévorer par les requins de Rodeo Drive.

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Fais-nous confiance, Lizzy.
On aura des patients.

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Ce n'est pas une question de confiance.

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Vous voulez vivre le rêve hollywoodien ?
Bougez-vous !

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N'attendez pas qu'on vienne vous trouver.
Levez-vous et allez chercher des clientes.

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Trouvez des nichons tant que vous y êtes.
Cous, mentons, vagins tombants.

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Nom de Dieu, vous êtes à Los Angeles.

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Lizzy a raison.
Partons à la pêche aux clientes.

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On utilise quoi comme appât ?

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Nous.

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- Quel est le plan ?
- Se diviser pour mieux régner.

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Dr Christian Troy. Chirurgien esthétique.

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Les acteurs sont jugés par leur apparence.

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On pourrait vous aider
pour votre prochaine audition.

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C'est gentil. Mais je suis déjà
entre les mains du docteur Escandarian.

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Le docteur Tare s'est occupé
de mon implant de menton.

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Mes lèvres.

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Mon vagin.

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Mes seins.

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Il s'occupe de toutes les stars.

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Il y a quelques mois, il a enlevé la bosse
que j'avais sur le nez.

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- Vous avez des clients célèbres ?
- On a failli avoir Joan Rivers.

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- Y a un problème ?
- La plupart des types de votre âge

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qui viennent ici en costume
sont des agents.

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Le mien m'a lâchée,
j'espérais que vous en étiez un.

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Je suis la rédactrice de Us Weekly
pour la côte Ouest.

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Appelez-moi quand vous vous occuperez
d'une célébrité.

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C'est anonyme.

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Qui dans cette ville n'a pas eu
de chirurgie esthétique ?

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C'est comme essayer de vendre du sperme
à un bordel.

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Hé !

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Une cliente potentielle. À onze heures.

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Salut. Je suis le docteur Christian Troy.

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- Voici mon partenaire.
- Dr Sean McNamara.

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Nous sommes chirurgiens esthétiques.

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Je ne me suis jamais rien fait refaire.

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Vous n'avez pas dû croiser
les bons chirurgiens.

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- On vient d'arriver en ville. De Miami...
- Miami. Oui.

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Venez pour une consultation.

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- Gratuite.
- Gratuite.

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Et après, je serai heureuse ?

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Eh bien...

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Vous êtes adorables,

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et j'ignore
comment on fait des affaires à Miami,

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mais à Hollywood,
faire la tournée des boîtes de nuit

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pour trouver des clientes n'est pas
très malin. C'est pathétique.

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Si vous voulez réussir ici,

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vous allez devoir apprendre
à mieux vous vendre.

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- Qu'est-ce qui vous fait croire ça ?
- Vous voyez les blondes, là-bas ?

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Celle de droite est une de mes clientes.

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Elle a autant de disques d'or
que de cures de désintoxication.

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Elle boit avec sa mère.
Je suis ici pour garder un œil sur elle.

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Pour m'assurer qu'elle ne détruise pas
complètement l'image

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que je me suis cassé le cul
à créer pour elle.

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Fiona McNeil. Agent de publicité.

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Je pense que nos références
parlent d'elles-mêmes.

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Cités 3 fois
dans le New England Journal of Medicine.

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Deux dans
Plastic Reconstructive Surgery...

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Combien de fois avez-vous été cités
dans le magazine People, superstar ?

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Cette ville grouille
de chirurgiens diplômés de Harvard.

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Ce qui compte, c'est sur qui vous avez
travaillé, pas ce que vous avez fait.

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On est dans la merde, alors.

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Impossible d'attirer une célébrité
avant d'avoir eu de célébrité.

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Ou vous pouvez devenir
des célébrités vous-mêmes.

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- Par la pub ?
- Tout le monde peut en faire,

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mais tout le monde n'a pas
l'exposition souhaitée.

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Quelle est la différence ?

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La différence, c'est que vous n'ayez pas
l'air de faire de la pub.

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Ça, c'est de la vraie publicité.

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C'est ce que je fais mieux que quiconque
dans cette ville, pour 5 000 $ par mois.

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- On n'a pas l'argent.
- C'est dommage.

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J'ai une opportunité unique qui vous irait
comme un gant de chirurgien.

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- On a l'argent. C'est quoi ?
- Amour et Scalpels.

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Vous ne regardez pas la télé ?

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Amour et Scalpels est une nouvelle série
sur la chirurgie esthétique.

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Le créateur de la série est
un de mes clients,

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et il cherche un conseiller médical
pour l'aider avec les trucs techniques.

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Et cette série nous rendra plus crédibles ?

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Bingo ! Il a compris.

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Je parie que tu n'as jamais rien vu
de tel, hein, ma belle ?

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C'est si beau.
Je peux voir jusqu'au Canada.

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Ce n'est pas de cette vue que je parle.

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Oh, Dr Clift.
Je ne sais pas si c'est une bonne idée.

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C'est ma 1re année
de résidence en chirurgie esthétique.

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Je veux juste te donner
quelques conseils professionnels.

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Je serai ta première leçon.

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Ils devraient changer le nom de cette série
en "Merde".

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Merde.

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Tu es tellement sexy.

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- C'est quoi ? Aidan Stone fait...
- C'est trop drôle.

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Ce type est ridicule.
Il se prend pour James Bond.

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Il n'est pas si beau. Je suis plus sexy.

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- Oh, oui.
- Nous sommes des saumons dans l'eau.

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- Oh, oui. Oh, oui.
- Tu nages avec le docteur.

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- C'est vraiment nul.
- C'est plutôt bien.

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- Je ne sais même pas ce que tu regardes.
- C'est amusant.

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Oui. Un accident de voiture ?

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Je serai là dans 10 minutes.

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Ou 10 orgasmes.

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Aidan est amusant.

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AMOUR ET SCALPELS
PAR : FREDDY PRUNE

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- Ils savent que c'est drôle ?
- Je ne sais pas.

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Ils aiment le côté dramatique.

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... ôté ses implants par son œsophage.

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Elle aura besoin
d'une reconstruction faciale.

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- Où est le docteur ?
- On a demandé un chirurgien esthétique ?

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C'est quoi ce délire ?
Ils portent pas de chapeau ?

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Vous allez vous en sortir. Lame 10 !

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On va la perdre.
Chariot d'urgence ! Maintenant !

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Passez-moi les palettes.
Passez-moi les palettes. Maintenant.

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- Les palettes !
- Tenez.

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- Réglez-les à 380.
- 380. 380 !

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Regarde ces nichons.

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- Très bien. 360.
- 360 ! 360 !

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- Non, non. 460, 460.
- 460 !

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- Prêt ! Prêt !
- Prêt !

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Rien ! 580, maintenant !

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- Allez !
- Prêt !

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Regarde ! Regarde !

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Prenez ça. Prenez ça.

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Je veux un milligramme d'épi.

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- Épi, gramme.
- Docteur !

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- Oui ! Maintenant !
- Vous, docteur !

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- J'y vais.
- Pas tant que je suis là.

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Je ne perdrai pas un autre patient.

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J'espère qu'elle pourra chanter
au mariage de sa fille, samedi.

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Docteur, allez dans la salle d'attente.

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Dites à sa fille
que je ne gâcherai pas son mariage.

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- Vous avez compris ?
- Oui.

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Maintenant ! Et je veux voir
une meilleure attitude la prochaine fois !

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On sauve une vie aujourd'hui.
On est là pour elle.

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On sauve une vie !

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Son visage a complètement guéri
en trois jours.

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C'était complètement irréaliste.

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Cette série pourrait détruire
notre réputation professionnelle.

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On trouvera des patients.
On n'est pas si désespérés, non ?

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Peut-être que non. Notre première
consultation, dans le bureau de Sean.

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Qu'est-ce qui vous déplaît chez vous,
M. Korchuk ?

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C'est bon.
Vous pouvez utiliser mon vrai nom.

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J'ai donné ce nom pour que votre
secrétaire n'écrive rien sur Defamer.

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Ça prouve que mon instinct était juste.

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C'est pour cela que je vous ai choisis
au lieu d'un chirurgien célèbre.

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Bob Easton. Ça vous dit quelque chose ?

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Directeur général du plus grand studio
de la ville.

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Les résultats financiers sont au plus haut.
Mes films connaissent un grand succès.

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Nous sommes ravis
que vous nous ayez choisis, M. Easton.

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Que peut-on faire pour vous ?

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Je vais passer les vacances
à l'hôtel Four Seasons de Kona.

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Toute la ville y sera.

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Je veux que vous rendiez ces marques

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aussi invisibles que possible
avant que je sois au bord de la piscine.

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C'est là que je fais la majorité
de mes affaires.

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Des morsures de chien ?

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Quand ma maîtresse met mon collier
et ma laisse, c'est moi le chien.

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- Votre dominatrice vous a fait ça ?
- Oui, et elle coûte cher.

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Mais ni l'alcool, ni le yoga, ni les massages
aux pierres chaudes ne m'ont aidé

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comme Maîtresse Douleur Noire.

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- On dirait que le succès a son prix.
- Bien sûr.

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Vu la nature du show-business,
c'est plutôt normal, non ?

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Toute la journée, je contrôle tout,
j'ai le pouvoir.

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Une fois par semaine, avec Maîtresse
Douleur Noire, je perds tout contrôle.

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Parfois, deux fois par semaine,
au moment des Oscars.

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Chaque morsure restaure l'équilibre.
M'aide à garder les pieds sur terre.

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Quand pouvez-vous vous occuper de moi ?

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On est complets cette semaine.
Que pensez-vous de mardi prochain ?

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Non. Vous n'avez pas d'autres clients.
Faites ça aujourd'hui. Débrouillez-vous.

213
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,280
On a quitté Miami
pour ne plus opérer de tarés comme lui.

214
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,999
- Un client à la fois.
- Non, Sean. Je ne suis pas patient.

215
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,433
Faut que ça bouge.

216
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,717
J'ai travaillé dur pour en être là,
je veux réussir immédiatement.

217
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,714
Du balai, les perruques !

218
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,598
Vous perdrez plus que votre tête.
Nom de Dieu !

219
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,148
Gérer une série télé est
extrêmement stressant.

220
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,629
Tout le monde vous veut.
Tout le monde compte sur vous.

221
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,278
Le studio, les chaînes.

222
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,033
Pour la parade du Rose Bowl,
on me veut sur un char.

223
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,588
C'est trop rigide à conduire.
C'est sans doute allemand.

224
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,999
C'est tout nouveau.

225
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,389
Fiona vous a fortement recommandés.

226
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,948
Elle nous a beaucoup aidés
depuis notre arrivée.

227
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,917
Elle a entendu parler de notre travail

228
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,195
et elle a pensé qu'on pourrait s'entraider.

229
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,352
Attention, Spartacus !
Ce n'est pas un terrain de football.

230
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,238
Y a aussi Achilles. Vous pigez ?

231
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,675
J'ai une question importante à vous poser.

232
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,876
- Oui ?
- Sur une échelle de 1 à 10,

233
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,995
que vaut ma série ?

234
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,229
- Cinq.
- Dix.

235
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,710
Désolé, mais les procédures médicales
n'ont pas l'air authentiques.

236
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,189
Et qui est l'acteur principal ?
Il n'est pas réaliste.

237
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,840
Les femmes de 18 à 49 ans aiment
Aidan Stone.

238
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,278
Et il a beaucoup de fans
dans la communauté gay.

239
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,873
Mais je ne sais pas,

240
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,554
ce n'est peut-être pas une série pour vous.

241
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,553
On pourrait rendre
l'aspect médical plus réaliste,

242
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,916
et on pourrait partager
nos 15 ans d'expériences et d'histoires.

243
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,399
Et rendre la série plus crédible.

244
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,232
C'est quoi cette merde, Freddy ?

245
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,709
Un épisode chanté. Plutôt gay, non ?

246
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,917
Ce genre d'épisode se fait en 5e saison,
quand on n'a plus d'idées.

247
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,433
- J'ai pensé...
- Quoi ?

248
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,397
Non, non. Non, tu n'as pas pensé.

249
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,596
Trop occupé
à te pavaner dans cette horrible tenue

250
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,399
comme une grosse pédale
qui aime chanter !

251
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,630
Pourquoi ne vires-tu pas ces auteurs
merdiques avant que je démissionne,

252
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,109
et que tu sois forcé de devenir coursier ?

253
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,031
Regarde-toi ! Tu es gros !

254
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,076
Tu ne fais plus
mon programme d'exercices ?

255
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,832
C'est déprimant !

256
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,392
Où en étions-nous ?

257
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,152
Vous laissez ce con vous parler ainsi ?

258
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,835
Qui ? Aidan ? C'est un mec sympa.

259
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,637
Il est... Il est sensible.

260
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,948
Et il a des problèmes.

261
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,474
Et, vous savez, il est...

262
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,152
Il est frustré.

263
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,878
Ça ne va pas ?

264
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,753
Mon taux de glycémie est faible,
j'ai besoin de manger quelque chose.

265
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,039
Voyons. Blé, sucre, saleté, saleté, merde.

266
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,318
Paco ! Pourquoi tout est encore frit ?

267
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,670
Je commence à avoir
des seins comme une gonzesse.

268
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,275
Aidan a raison, je suis dans la merde.

269
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,955
On commence à filmer mardi,
et je n'ai pas d'histoire.

270
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,112
Je ne peux pas continuer à copier
les épisodes de Chicago Hope.

271
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,158
J'ai besoin d'une histoire
qui fera monter l'Audimat.

272
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,954
Nom de Dieu,
des bâtonnets de poulet. Bordel.

273
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,476
On a eu une cliente, il y a deux ans,
tu te souviens, Sean ?

274
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,591
Cette femme est venue au cabinet.

275
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,636
Elle s'était brûlé les lèvres en cuisinant.

276
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,030
On a dû faire une greffe
en utilisant la peau de son vagin.

277
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,433
Mais comme son mari n'aimait pas
le cunnilingus,

278
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,636
elle ne pouvait pas lui dire
d'où venait la peau.

279
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,711
On l'appelait lèvres de chatte.

280
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,272
J'aimerais bien voir un épisode
avec lèvres de chatte.

281
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,911
Quand pouvez-vous commencer ?

282
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,474
On veut être plus
que des consultants, M. Prune.

283
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,630
- Ah bon ?
- On veut apparaître dans le générique

284
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,915
et dans un épisode, de temps en temps.

285
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,113
Lèvres de chatte. Mon Dieu, c'est génial.

286
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,472
Mettons-nous au travail.

287
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,840
Permettez-moi de vous dire
que j'adore votre travail.

288
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,356
De toutes les comédies romantiques
que mes copines m'ont forcée à voir

289
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,556
les vôtres sont celles
que j'ai le moins haïes.

290
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,189
Dites-moi ce que vous n'aimez pas
chez vous, Mlle Summers.

291
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,517
Le fait que j'ai été assez bête
pour laisser Fiona me traîner ici.

292
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,955
Écoutez, docteur,
je suis sûre que vous êtes un génie,

293
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,476
mais la chirurgie esthétique
est le pire cauchemar des acteurs.

294
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,558
Vous étirez leurs visages
pour leur faciliter les choses.

295
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,918
Dit la femme qui n'a pas eu un seul rôle
depuis trois ans.

296
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,434
Regarde les choses en face, Carly.
Personne ne veut voir

297
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080
une femme de 40 ans
dans une comédie romantique.

298
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,435
Sauf si elle a l'air d'en avoir 35.

299
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,475
Elle est toujours aussi dure avec vous ?

300
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,875
Dur de trouver quelqu'un de franc
dans cette ville.

301
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,669
C'est pourquoi nous sommes ici, Dr Troy.
Vous êtes aussi un client.

302
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,751
Nous pouvons vous faire confiance.

303
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,913
Dites-nous ce que vous pouvez faire
pour Carly et sa carrière.

304
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,557
Commençons par le commencement,
d'accord ?

305
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,359
Dites-moi.
Avez-vous envie de chirurgie cosmétique ?

306
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,917
Écoutez, j'essaie d'obtenir
un rôle important.

307
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,958
Mère célibataire d'un enfant autiste
qui travaille comme mineur.

308
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,715
Et même si je n'obtiens pas ce rôle,
je veux faire passer un message.

309
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,791
Je veux montrer à tous
qu'une femme de mon âge

310
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,599
peut être désirable
sans l'aide de la science.

311
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:39,276
Tu as beaucoup de talent
et tu as su l'utiliser.

312
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,794
Mais dans cinq ans, ta carrière sera finie.

313
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,915
Et seulement si tu laisses
le docteur Troy s'occuper de toi.

314
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:50,679
Je pourrais commencer avec un peu
de Restylane ou de BOTOX, non ?

315
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,352
Histoire de m'habituer ?

316
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,750
Qu'en pensez-vous, Dr Troy ?

317
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,272
- Honnêtement ?
- Oui.

318
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,716
Vous n'avez pas besoin de chirurgie.

319
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,438
Peut-être un dîner près de la plage,

320
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,876
une bonne bouteille de vin
et une conversation agréable.

321
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,231
Comme tu es beau, mon garçon !

322
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,038
Où vas-tu ?

323
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,395
J'emmène Carly au Ivy.

324
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,595
Tu as une baby-sitter ?

325
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,070
Non, mais tu ne fais rien ce soir.

326
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,357
Allez. C'est pour le travail.

327
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,032
Tu n'as pas refusé de l'opérer ?

328
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,032
Si, et maintenant,
je dois la séduire et la convaincre.

329
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,838
On n'ira nulle part dans cette ville

330
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,751
en injectant du BOTOX à Carly Summers.

331
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,273
Donc lifting, nouveaux seins

332
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,191
et ce que je pourrai la convaincre de faire.

333
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,952
C'est un bon plan, non ?

334
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,315
Et si j'emmenais dîner la star d'Hollywood

335
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,073
et que tu restais ici avec ton fils ?
Je la convaincrai.

336
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,754
Non, j'ai la vente dans la peau,
toi, tu as le talent.

337
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,469
- Ça a toujours été comme ça.
- C'est pour ça que j'ai quitté Miami.

338
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,757
- Tu comptes traverser le désert ?
- C'est du jus d'ananas.

339
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,912
Ça donne un goût plus sucré au sexe.

340
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,719
Cela garantit un deuxième rendez-vous.

341
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,394
Si tu étais meilleur vendeur, tu saurais ça.

342
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,392
Allez, tu auras la prochaine vedette
qui passe au cabinet.

343
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,596
Pourquoi t'as pas pris
de nounou à plein temps ?

344
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,639
Je n'ai pas les moyens, maintenant
qu'on paie Fiona 5 000 dollars par mois.

345
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,312
Bonsoir. Je t'aime.

346
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,719
Christian.

347
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,754
Allô ?

348
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,915
Liz, doucement.
Je ne comprends pas ce que tu dis.

349
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,278
Tu crois que t'es un gros dur, hein ?

350
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,873
Je peux t'attraper
comme un petit poisson.

351
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,510
- Sortez de là !
- Que faites-vous, bordel ? Arrêtez !

352
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,232
Ramassez vos affaires et sortez d'ici.

353
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,709
- Sinon quoi ?
- Sinon j'appelle la police.

354
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,757
Bien sûr que c'est stérilisé.
Je suis une professionnelle.

355
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,872
C'est quoi votre problème ?
Ça va trop loin.

356
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,828
- Vous avez besoin de thérapie.
- J'avais besoin d'elle.

357
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,912
J'ai dû virer cinq personnes aujourd'hui.
Par e-mail.

358
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,869
Vous êtes dans un établissement médical.
Ce n'est ni une chambre ni un donjon.

359
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,757
L'un d'eux était un ami de longue date.

360
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,796
Je suis le parrain de sa fille.

361
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,156
Je travaillais sur la fusion
avec une autre société. Tout change.

362
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,950
Tu ne contrôles rien ici !
Tu parles quand je te dis de parler.

363
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,839
Laissez-moi vous dire une chose, docteur.
Ce n'est pas facile d'être Robert Easton.

364
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,114
Il n'est pas stupide.

365
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,192
Il sait que derrière son image
de gros calibre,

366
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,350
c'est juste un petit garçon apeuré

367
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,477
qui se nourrit du talent et des rêves
des autres.

368
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,759
Il n'est rien.

369
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,393
J'ai un don.

370
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,678
J'aide les hommes comme Bob
à ne pas imploser avec tout leur pouvoir.

371
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,830
J'aimerais vous dire une chose,
Maîtresse Machin.

372
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,879
Votre don et vous n'êtes pas les bienvenus
ici. C'est un établissement de soins.

373
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,631
Ce serait amusant de travailler avec vous.

374
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,752
À plus tard, Bobby.

375
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:42,194
Peut-être que la prochaine fois,
on pourrait aller d'abord au restaurant ?

376
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,874
Vraiment ?

377
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,551
Pourquoi ?
T'as pas aimé notre rendez-vous ?

378
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,074
- Si, crois-moi.
- Te croire, hein ?

379
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,752
Croire une actrice ?

380
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,149
Eh bien...

381
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,556
- Puis-je faire confiance à une actrice ?
- Oui.

382
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,148
Laisse-moi juger par moi-même.

383
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,355
Non.

384
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,589
- Oh, allez.
- Non.

385
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,035
- Que fais-tu ?
- Oh, mon Dieu.

386
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,080
Pourquoi es-tu si timide d'un seul coup ?

387
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,549
J'ai mis plus d'une heure
à me préparer pour toi,

388
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,312
t'as à peine eu le temps de voir.

389
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,915
Maintenant mes cheveux sont décoiffés
et mon maquillage est...

390
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,274
Ton maquillage ?

391
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,909
Après notre première rencontre, je...

392
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,392
J'ai eu l'impression que tu n'avais
aucun problème avec ton apparence.

393
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,198
C'est vrai. C'est juste...

394
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,873
C'est juste que je n'avais jamais couché
avec un chirurgien esthétique.

395
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,319
Oh, mon Dieu. J'imagine que c'est pire
qu'un régisseur de distribution.

396
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,549
S'il te plaît.

397
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,912
Tu crois que je juge
ton apparence maintenant ?

398
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,557
Tu es très belle.

399
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,038
- Quoi ?
- Bon sang, toi et la lumière.

400
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,435
Ouah.

401
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,629
- Quoi ?
- Je n'ai jamais vu ça.

402
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,274
Oui.

403
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,556
C'est une œuvre originale
d'Andrew McPherson.

404
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,074
- Tu connais son travail ?
- J'ai son livre.

405
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,709
Ouah.

406
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,759
- Peux-tu croire que c'était il y a presque...
- 18 ans.

407
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,400
- À six mois près.
- Comment sais-tu ça ?

408
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,631
On ne retouchait pas les photos
à l'époque.

409
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,754
Je ne pense pas être
si différente aujourd'hui.

410
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,194
Et toi ?

411
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,554
Pas du tout.

412
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,115
Imaginons que je fasse
la même photo aujourd'hui.

413
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,353
Que devrais-tu faire pour que je sois
aussi bien que sur celle-là ?

414
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,356
Tu as du rouge à lèvres ?

415
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,754
Oui.

416
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,354
Commençons par le bas.

417
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:21,436
Les muscles des mollets et des cuisses
des femmes ramollissent après 40 ans,

418
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,354
je recommanderais un implant de mollet,
un peu de liposuccion,

419
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,433
ici et là.
Et bien sûr un peu de liposuccion ici.

420
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:35,277
Tes seins sont fermes, j'augmenterais
juste leur volume à une taille B

421
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,588
et je les remonterais un peu.

422
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,874
Voici la partie difficile.

423
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:42,909
Le lifting sur fil te ferait rajeunir
de six ans.

424
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,877
Et par ici... ici...

425
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,718
La bonne nouvelle,
c'est que si tu décroches ce rôle,

426
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,712
personne ne remarquera tes fesses
dans ta combinaison de mineur.

427
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,153
Au travail, les gars. Je veux une
bruschetta, avec supplément de fromage.

428
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,912
Quel bordel ! Où sont tes lèvres ?

429
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,718
On devait filmer. Où sont ses lèvres ?

430
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,756
Non, tu as dit qu'on allait juste répéter.

431
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,035
Bien sûr. Désolé.
Je suis un con. C'est quoi, ça ?

432
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,350
C'est quoi ce...
Cette merde sort de Buck Rogers ?

433
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,715
Je sais que c'est vrai et tout ça,
mais pulvérise...

434
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,395
Freddy, j'ai juste besoin de savoir
si je dois hurler, m'effondrer

435
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,029
et être terrifiée à l'idée de mourir.
Regarde, comme ça.

436
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,359
Je suis si terrifiée, je vais mourir.

437
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,468
Ne me regarde pas
comme si t'avais marché dans la merde.

438
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,278
J'essaie de rendre la scène plus réelle.

439
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,475
Non, ma belle, je réfléchis.

440
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,391
Tu ne crois pas qu'on devrait la voir

441
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,996
résister encore et encore,
puis elle révélerait

442
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,514
que lorsqu'elle était petite,
on l'avait violée ?

443
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,431
Très bien, allons-y. Au travail.

444
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,875
- Je me sens bien.
- Super. Bon...

445
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,791
- À l'intérieur, s'il vous plaît.
- Ici.

446
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,518
- Prenez la lame 15.
- D'accord.

447
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,272
- Faisons semblant pour l'instant.
- Oui.

448
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,079
Mais tenez-la comme ça,
et commencez à exciser la...

449
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,469
Freddy, c'est quoi ce réalisme merdique ?

450
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,595
Je ne veux pas faire ça.

451
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,477
Ils veulent pas voir mes mains. C'est nul.

452
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,233
Une autre idée, une autre idée...

453
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,399
Je pense que c'est une erreur

454
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,311
de sous-estimer l'intelligence du public.

455
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,472
Et un peu d'authenticité ferait
une grosse différence.

456
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,232
Vous savez quoi ? Je suis d'accord.

457
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,039
Je crois donc
qu'elle ne devrait pas abandonner si vite.

458
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,396
Je crois qu'elle devrait s'agiter
violemment comme...

459
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,233
- Et après, vous devriez m'attacher.
- Avec quoi ?

460
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,274
- Avec des cordes.
- Tu sais ce que j'aime ?

461
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,590
- Quoi ?
- C'est quand tu écoutes.

462
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,272
- Je peux faire ça.
- Alors écoute-moi.

463
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,999
Vous devez porter un chapeau
lors des scènes de chirurgie.

464
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,958
Vous avez l'air ridicule sans chapeau.

465
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,349
- Un chapeau.
- Non, non, hors de question.

466
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,115
Vous voyez ça ?
Vous voyez ces cheveux ? Oui ?

467
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,553
C'est ça le succès de la série.

468
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,438
Si je perdais mes cheveux comme vous,
l'histoire serait autre.

469
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,555
Pardon ?

470
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,474
Répétons les mouvements de base
pour qu'ils aient l'air plus réels, d'accord ?

471
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,198
Pour vous donner une idée, coupez ici...

472
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,590
Vous êtes le conseiller technique, pigé ?
Vous n'êtes pas le réalisateur.

473
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,194
C'est la capitale mondiale
de la chirurgie esthétique,

474
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,236
pourquoi bosser
avec ces amateurs de Miami ?

475
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,517
- Tu peux me le dire ?
- Ce n'est pas vous qui commandez !

476
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,639
Les gamins qui jouent au docteur

477
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,836
ont l'air plus vrais que vous.

478
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,673
Je vous offre la chance
d'être plus authentique.

479
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,910
Je la saisirais si j'étais vous.

480
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,870
- Tenez-le comme ça.
- D'accord.

481
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,678
Juste de la peau au bord de la lèvre.

482
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,876
- Alors, j'y vais doucement.
- Doucement.

483
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,029
Mais fais juste semblant.

484
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,270
Ne... Respire. Comme une petite...

485
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,109
Fini de jouer, mon vieux.

486
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,079
On a enfin un vrai patient.
Enfin, toi, du moins.

487
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,633
Il m'a demandé personnellement ?

488
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,153
Oui, il ne fait confiance qu'à toi

489
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,754
pour ne pas révéler qu'il perd ses cheveux.

490
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,310
Tu m'enverrais
devant des millions de personnes

491
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,515
avec un crâne dégarni ?

492
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,319
Quand je vois le haut de ton crâne,
tu portes un chapeau.

493
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,073
Si ce con ne porte pas de chapeau,
moi non plus.

494
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,277
C'est un con narcissique et vaniteux
sans intégrité.

495
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,713
Oui, c'est une star de la télé.

496
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,519
Le haut de son crâne compte plus
que ce qu'il y a dedans.

497
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,318
C'est Hollywood, mon vieux.

498
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,029
Je veux des implants.

499
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,828
Je suis désolé que tu n'aies pas eu le rôle.

500
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,354
Cameron Diaz a 35 ans.

501
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,398
Elle confond autiste et artiste.

502
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,111
Mais elle est plus facile à filmer
dans une mine de charbon.

503
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,391
C'est pourquoi nous sommes ici.

504
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,872
- C'est quoi ?
- Un contrat de confidentialité.

505
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,032
Personne ne doit découvrir
que Carly a eu de la chirurgie.

506
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,434
C'est un contrat classique. Tu peux signer.

507
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,677
On commence par quoi ?

508
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,558
Le lifting sur fil.
Ça ne prendra que quelques heures,

509
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,950
alors on peut augmenter
le volume de tes seins en même temps.

510
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,633
T'es sûre de vouloir faire ça ?

511
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,632
Je ne voudrais pas
que tu le fasses sous la pression.

512
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,029
- Est-ce que ça fera mal ?
- Pas plus qu'un détartrage.

513
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,995
Comment marche le lifting sur fil ?

514
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,590
On commence par faire une petite incision
dans le cuir chevelu.

515
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,919
Et on utilise de la silicone dans les joues.

516
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,671
On insère des fils minuscules
dans les joues

517
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,069
et on resserre les muscles faciaux.

518
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,669
Je continue à trouver ta vanité ridicule.

519
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,752
Que feras-tu si ça se voit à l'écran ?

520
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,549
Arrête. C'est toi qui as dit
à un de nos clients de Miami que

521
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,916
les implants sont si réalistes
qu'on peut aller au travail le lendemain.

522
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,992
J'ai trois jours avant le tournage, non ?

523
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,078
Ça devrait aller.

524
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,993
J'ai besoin de ça.

525
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,035
Cher papa, je joins une photo de la petite.

526
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,953
Elle s'appelle Jenna.

527
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,508
Kimber lui a donné le nom d'une actrice
dans une église

528
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,556
dont je n'ai jamais entendu parler.

529
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,712
Tu voulais être là pour mettre au monde
mon premier enfant, papa.

530
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,950
Je le voulais aussi,
mais Jenna est venue si vite,

531
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,952
tu n'aurais pas eu le temps de venir ici.

532
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,635
Désolé de ne pas t'avoir rappelé,
le travail de père prend tout mon temps.

533
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,234
Et Kimber va bien. Elle adore être maman.

534
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,069
Tu me manques, papa.

535
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,833
Montre la photo à Christian
et dis-lui qu'il me manque aussi.

536
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,956
Je vous aime. Matt.

537
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,278
Nom de Dieu !

538
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,430
- Quoi ? Qu'y a-t-il ?
- Regarde ça.

539
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,192
- Fais-moi voir.
- C'est quoi ?

540
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,875
Inflammation des follicules. Ça arrive
parfois lors des greffes de cheveux...

541
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,075
T'avais lavé les instruments ?

542
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,037
C'est sûrement parce que tu as transpiré

543
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,439
au salon de bronzage, hier.

544
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,590
Fallait pas y aller
avant que ce soit cicatrisé.

545
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,194
On doit être au top de notre forme.
C'est notre chance.

546
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,918
Très bien. Ne bouge pas. Viens ici.

547
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,911
De la pommade antiseptique ?
Ça ira, non ?

548
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,991
- Ça ira.
- Oui ?

549
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,669
Ne bouge pas.

550
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,636
- C'était une erreur.
- Une petite infection.

551
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,029
Non, pas tes cheveux. Regarde-nous.

552
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,039
On mutile notre corps pour une série télé.

553
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,756
Nous sommes de bons chirurgiens.

554
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,270
Pourquoi vivre dans un endroit
où on n'est pas appréciés ?

555
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,233
Et si on allait quelque part où
le style n'est pas ce qui compte le plus ?

556
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,278
Comme New York. Hein ?

557
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,713
Julia est partie.

558
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,634
Vivre à quelques stations de métro
ne changera rien.

559
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,872
Mes enfants me manquent.

560
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,873
Le rire d'Annie quand j'essaie de lui faire
une queue de cheval,

561
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,794
le premier sourire de Conor, le matin.

562
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,995
Ça me manque de ne pas voir Matt
avec sa fille, notre petite-fille.

563
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,710
Ces moments ne reviendront pas.

564
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,835
Écoute,

565
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,750
tu as eu un sacré courage
de venir ici, partenaire.

566
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,710
Peut-être pour la première fois. Hein ?

567
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,038
Allez. Combien de types de notre âge
ont enfin la chance

568
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,839
d'avoir la reconnaissance qu'ils méritent ?

569
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,830
- Ce n'est que le début.
- La célébrité ne remplace pas l'amour.

570
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,031
Ça ne comblera pas le vide

571
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,918
que tu as au fond de toi
depuis ton enfance.

572
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,792
Elle est belle.

573
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,990
Elle me ressemble.

574
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,672
Je veux rester ici, vieux.

575
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,350
Regarde cet endroit.

576
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,717
Je n'y arriverai pas sans toi.

577
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:11,834
Alors, tu vas devoir monter à bord.

578
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,151
Car je ne pars pas.

579
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,670
Allez. Répétons quelques lignes.

580
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,677
- Pas trop.
- Freddy !

581
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,439
J'ai reçu le nouveau script.

582
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,794
Je ne comprends pas.

583
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,996
Si tu n'aimais pas
ma façon de dire cette phrase,

584
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,435
pourquoi ne pas me le dire en face ?

585
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,431
Non, chérie, ce n'est pas toi, tu es géniale.

586
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,556
On est obligés de suivre certaines règles.

587
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,710
Tony Soprano peut dire "chatte"
autant qu'il veut,

588
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,268
mais pas nous, car c'est la télé, pas H.B.O.

589
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,191
On ne peut pas dire ce mot. C'est tout.

590
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,840
Quoi ? Je ne peux pas dire ça.

591
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,390
Ça n'a pas l'air naturel.
Allegra est une adulte.

592
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,071
Seul un enfant utiliserait ce mot
pour parler de ses lèvres...

593
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,833
Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy.
Elle a été violée. D'accord ?

594
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,388
Quand elle parle de son sexe,
elle se comporte en enfant.

595
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,072
N'en parlons plus.

596
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,515
Tu dois jouer
contre la nature sentimentale de...

597
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,397
Tu sais quoi, Freddy ?

598
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,040
Tu as raison.

599
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,554
Tu es un génie.

600
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,077
- Oh.
- J'agis comme une enfant.

601
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,391
Je pourrais peut-être aussi gazouiller
comme un bébé.

602
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,994
Mamie.

603
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,758
Tu es prêt pour ton gros plan,
Dr McNamara ?

604
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,235
J'ai l'impression que toute ma vie
a eu pour but

605
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,356
ce moment précis. Là, maintenant.

606
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,431
Tu sais que ce soir,
plein de gens nous verront,

607
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,476
bien plus qu'on en rencontrera jamais ?

608
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,913
- Tu regardes quoi ?
- Rien.

609
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,037
Je crois que tu as besoin
de quelque chose autour des implants.

610
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,795
Merde ? T'es sérieux ? On m'a vaporisé
une tonne de maquillage sur le crâne.

611
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,233
On m'a dit que ça se verrait pas.

612
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,629
Ce sont des pros.
Ils savent sûrement ce qu'ils font.

613
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,948
- Dis-moi.
- Non, c'est bon.

614
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,712
- C'est bon ?
- Oui.

615
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,278
Clap. Ça tourne.

616
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,916
Vous ne comprenez pas.

617
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,755
Je ne peux pas avoir ma foufoune
sur mes lèvres. C'est impossible.

618
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,152
- Ça me fera toujours penser...
- À quoi, Allegra ?

619
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,069
Vous pouvez me le dire,
je suis votre docteur.

620
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,628
Mon père a touché ces lèvres.

621
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,079
Ça va aller.

622
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,313
Il venait dans ma chambre la nuit,
quand j'étais petite et...

623
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,473
- Continuez.
- Et il me violait.

624
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,636
Je ne peux pas porter cette honte
sur mon visage.

625
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,836
Personne saura
que j'ai utilisé votre foufoune.

626
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,354
- Je serai récompensé pour ça.
- Vous avez ma parole.

627
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,589
Docteur.

628
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,155
- Vous aviez raison, docteur.
- C'est quoi ce truc ?

629
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,358
- C'est un chirurgien ou un épouvantail ?
- C'est... C'est dégoûtant.

630
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,352
Ne le filmez plus.

631
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,753
Les fibres élastiques causent
moins de contraction lors de la guérison.

632
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,635
Elle est prête quand vous l'êtes, docteur.

633
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,073
Lame 15.

634
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,195
Je me débrouille bien.

635
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,350
C'était le silence total
pendant mon dialogue.

636
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,351
Que faites-vous ici ?

637
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,714
Apparemment, la fusion est officielle,
et on a demandé

638
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,270
à notre petit Bobby de devenir P.D.G.
de la société mère.

639
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,998
Il est très content.

640
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,992
Mais comme vous pouvez le comprendre,

641
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,592
il est aussi un peu stressé.

642
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,957
C'est qui ? Elle est sexy.

643
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,759
C'est la femme qui gère le stress
de Bobby Easton.

644
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,038
- M. Easton, baissez la couverture.
- Je vais bien.

645
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,828
- Il est en état de choc.
- Je vais bien.

646
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,549
Je dois examiner vos points de suture.
Lâchez la couverture.

647
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,268
Mon Dieu.

648
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,912
Ce n'est pas sa faute. Elle voulait arrêter.
Je l'ai suppliée de continuer.

649
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,798
Je voulais vous remercier.

650
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,472
D'autres auraient refusé de m'aider.

651
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,039
Vous savez, j'ai du mal à comprendre

652
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,475
comment un type si intelligent
peut être si stupide.

653
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,279
Sans parler du risque
de compromettre notre cabinet,

654
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,635
vous avez une idée
de ce qui réside dans la bouche ?

655
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,359
Vous pourriez attraper
la sepsie, l'hépatite B...

656
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,034
Je sais, je sais.
J'ai un problème, d'accord ?

657
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,589
J'ai décidé de ne pas accepter le travail.
J'arrête.

658
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,832
Cette ville vous aura tôt ou tard.

659
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,510
Vous devriez prendre vos scalpels
et retourner à Miami,

660
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,909
tant que vos âmes sont intactes.

661
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,430
- Comptez à rebours à partir de 10.
- 10, 9...

662
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,595
Oh, regardez. C'était une super idée.
Vous voyez son visage ?

663
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,636
Vous ne comprenez pas.

664
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,072
Vous ne pouvez pas mettre ma foufoune
sur mes lèvres.

665
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,314
Chérie, si tu peux vivre avec la honte
d'appeler tes lèvres "foufoune",

666
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,154
tu peux les peindre en orange fluo
et les porter sur ton front.

667
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,515
- C'est là...
- À quoi, Allegra ?

668
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,919
Je suis votre docteur.
Vous pouvez tout me dire.

669
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,151
Mon père a touché ces lèvres.

670
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,839
Ça va aller.

671
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,352
Il venait dans ma chambre la nuit,
quand j'étais petite et...

672
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,069
- Continuez.
- Et il me violait.

673
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,870
- Regarde, papa va passer à la télé.
- Sean, tu as l'air vraiment ému.

674
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,188
- Taisez...
- Oui, un peu.

675
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,555
Taisez-vous, s'il vous plaît. D'accord ?

676
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,670
Personne saura
que j'ai utilisé votre foufoune.

677
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,672
Je vous donne ma parole.

678
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,429
Docteur.

679
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,349
Elle est prête quand vous l'êtes, docteur.

680
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,079
Quoi ? Attendez, attendez.

681
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,720
Qu'est-il arrivé à mon dialogue ?

682
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,109
Docteur.

683
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,989
Elle est prête quand vous l'êtes, docteur.

684
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,753
Lame 15.

685
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,594
Ils ont coupé mon dialogue.

686
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,636
Non, pas totalement. L'arrière de ta tête...

687
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:41,395
C'est la faute d'Aidan Stone.
Il s'est senti menacé par moi...

688
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,550
Allez, Christian.
C'est juste une série idiote.

689
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,675
Quoi ?

690
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,069
McNamara/Troy ne peut être associé
à ce genre de chose.

691
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,434
C'est tout.

692
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,750
On a une réputation à protéger.

693
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,195
Ils peuvent se fourrer leur série merdique
dans le cul.

694
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,438
On n'a pas besoin de ce genre de pub.

695
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,715
On a Carly,
et notre travail parlera de lui-même.

696
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,075
T'as signé
un contrat de confidentialité, non ?

697
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,991
- Oui.
- Alors, Carly n'existe pas.

698
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,868
Excusez-moi. Vous n'étiez pas
dans Amour et Scalpels, hier soir ?

699
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,876
L'épisode d'hier était génial.
Tout le monde en parle.

700
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,918
Regardez, c'est le nouveau docteur sexy
de Amour et Scalpels.

701
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,310
Oh, vous étiez sensas. Vous donniez
l'impression d'être un vrai docteur.

702
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,630
C'est le cas.
On m'a engagé comme conseiller...

703
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,393
- Vous êtes un vrai chirurgien esthétique ?
- Oui...

704
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,948
Vous avez une carte ?
Ma femme veut faire quelques trucs.

705
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,951
- Je veux ce hot-dog.
- Vous devez être bon.

706
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,077
Tous les chirurgiens de Beverly Hills
devaient convoiter ce travail.

707
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,832
Tenez. Tenez.

708
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,590
- Merci.
- Pas de problème.

709
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,875
On ne sait jamais, hein ?

710
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,719
La lipo est un travail complexe.

711
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,588
Le truc est d'éviter les bleus excessifs
en faisant des petits passages réguliers.

712
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,829
Ouah.

713
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,239
Ça a l'air tellement réel quand tu le fais.

714
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,238
C'est réel, tu te rappelles ?

715
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,915
Oui, c'est exactement ce que je veux
pour la série à partir de maintenant.

716
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,399
J'étais sur Internet l'autre soir,

717
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,959
et on a eu un Audimat d'enfer.

718
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,431
Tu sais de quoi parlaient
tous les forums de Amour et Scalpels ?

719
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,114
De chirurgie.

720
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,159
Le public adore la chirurgie.

721
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,674
Il trouve que la chirurgie
apporte beaucoup de réalisme

722
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,432
- et de drame à la série.
- Tu rigoles.

723
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,832
- Non. Moi, en chirurgien réaliste.
- Non, tu ne peux pas...

724
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,114
- Tu peux pas faire ça.
- Oui.

725
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,714
C'est vrai.
C'est ce que les fans veulent voir.

726
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,509
Et toi, mon ami,
tu es celui qui va rendre tout ça possible.

727
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,953
Je suis content de contribuer.

728
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,678
Je veux te parler de ce qui s'est passé

729
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,988
sur le plateau.

730
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,832
La façon dont tu m'as parlé.

731
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,709
- Écoute, je ne voulais...
- Merci.

732
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,757
J'avais besoin d'entendre ça.

733
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,754
C'est dur d'être la seule force créative
derrière une série si populaire.

734
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,513
J'ai constamment ce poids sur les épaules

735
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,194
et je ressens la pression.

736
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,029
- Qu'est-ce qu'il fait ici ?
- Christopher.

737
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,277
Ça me fait plaisir de te voir, vieux.

738
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,316
Ton pote me donne
des conseils pour la série.

739
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,435
C'est vraiment génial.

740
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,999
Si t'as des notes pour la suite,

741
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,355
- tu m'appelles, d'accord ?
- Oui.

742
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,877
On devrait se faire une bouffe.
Tu as déjà été au Ivy ?

743
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,596
Tu as mon téléphone, hein ?

744
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,910
- Tu as l'air en forme.
- Mon nom est Christian.

745
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,154
De quoi il parle ? Hein ?

746
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,319
Je croyais qu'on avait décidé
de ne pas faire la série.

747
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,550
Je n'ai jamais dit ça.

748
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,189
C'est toi qui voulais démissionner
car on a coupé ton dialogue.

749
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,151
- C'est la fille du...
- Du stand de hot-dog. Oui.

750
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,949
Et quelques fans de la série
ont appelé ce matin.

751
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,355
Super. Maintenant que les choses
commencent à bouger,

752
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,796
on n'a plus besoin
de faire cette série merdique, hein ?

753
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,795
Fais ce que tu veux,
je veux faire la série, Christian.

754
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,474
Fiona avait raison.
C'est bon pour les affaires.

755
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,913
Tu veux dire que c'est bon
pour ton amour-propre.

756
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,949
Tout est parfait.

757
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,395
Il y a un minimum de bleus et d'enflures.

758
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,079
Qu'y a-t-il ?

759
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,477
Je ne savais pas
que ça allait faire aussi mal.

760
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,589
Je peux augmenter ta morphine,
si tu veux.

761
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,468
Non, quand l'effet
de la morphine s'atténue,

762
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,317
c'est encore plus douloureux.

763
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,994
Je suis désolé.

764
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,396
Je suis contente de l'avoir fait.

765
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,959
J'en avais besoin.

766
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,955
Pas vrai ?

767
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,435
Vois si on peut mettre
Mme Seebritz à 15 h.

768
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,590
Le Dr Troy pourra ainsi s'occuper
de Mme Cashogey

769
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,910
avant son départ pour Kaboul.

770
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,675
Mme Cashogey a été très claire.
Elle veut que ce soit vous qui opériez.

771
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,277
On dirait que les affaires reprennent.

772
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,079
J'ai besoin d'une injonction ? Sortez.

773
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,879
J'ai regardé votre émission
hier soir, docteur.

774
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,518
Vous êtes très beau.

775
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,318
Et très convaincant.

776
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,752
Je suis certaine
que vous réussirez dans cette ville.

777
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,319
C'est exact.

778
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,833
On n'a donc plus besoin de vous voir,
vous et vos clients tarés.

779
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,115
Avez-vous lu
l'édition Variety d'aujourd'hui ?

780
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,668
Ce taré est encore monté
dans l'échelle hiérarchique.

781
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,638
"Bob Easton nommé P.D.G.
après la fusion."

782
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,472
Il m'a dit qu'il quittait la ville.

783
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,439
J'imagine que le pouvoir
est une chose difficile à abandonner.

784
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,794
Appelez-moi.

785
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,830
Je n'ai pas besoin du genre d'aide
que vous offrez.

786
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,114
Ça viendra.

787
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,195
Us Weekly, ici Miranda.

788
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,430
Devinez qui vient
de se faire faire un lifting ?

789
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,592
Carly Summers.
Oui, cette Carly Summers-là.

790
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,229
Peu importe qui je suis,

791
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,073
mais le chirurgien qui s'est occupé d'elle

792
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,036
est le docteur Christian Troy.

 

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1
00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,190
(THE BESTIS YET TO COMEPLAYING)

2
00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,439
(SHOES SOUEAKING)

3
00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,069
(BALL DRIBBLING)

4
00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,835
Down by five, partner.
Think you can get inside of me now?

5
00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,194
(CHUCKLES)

6
00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,755
(GRUNTS)

7
00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,512
That's a foul.

8
00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,158
Now look, real men don't cheat.

9
00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:56,199
They do if they wanna win.
Face it, partner, you can't dominate me.

10
00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,517
Never have, never will.

11
00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,515
(EX CLAIMS)

12
00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,517
Come on,
you're just gonna scuff the new floor.

13
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,195
Who cares? It's not like
we got patients in here to complain.

14
00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,669
Yes!

15
00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,670
It's been two months
without even a BOTOX shot, Christian.

16
00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,832
So far the only thing I have to show
for opening a new practice in Los Angeles

17
00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,878
- is a better hook shot.
- I wouldn't go that far.

18
00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,751
Look. We both knew it wasn't going
to be easy, right?

19
00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,672
- Yeah.
- Well, it's not like we can

20
00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,113
start up in a strip mall and hand out flyers,

21
00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,349
hoping people come through the door.

22
00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,953
Worked the first time we started
our business together.

23
00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,632
At 25, baby.

24
00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,790
At 40, you gotta go all out!

25
00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,713
(CHRISTIAN WHOOPS)

26
00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,030
- We owned Miami, right?
- Yeah.

27
00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,076
Right? So sooner or later,

28
00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,151
we're gonna make this town
our bitch, too.

29
00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,752
Speak of the devil.

30
00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,149
Repo man is in your office.

31
00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,348
Repo man?

32
00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,716
Sorry, Doc. You haven't paid your bill.

33
00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,392
But I just sent a check last week.

34
00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,392
And it bounced higher than
Hendrix was at Woodstock.

35
00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,870
- You can't kidnap our fish.
- Can't work for free, either.

36
00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,794
If I stop coming to clean the tanks,
the little guys go belly-up.

37
00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:33,197
Oh, I'll tell you what. I don't wanna
terrorize the little aqua dudes here.

38
00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,350
And they're just settling in.

39
00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,999
I give you a week.

40
00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,399
- Cool?
- Cool.

41
00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,550
SEAN: I knew this was a mistake.

42
00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,835
I knew investing all our settlement money
from Michelle

43
00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,515
into a Rodeo Drive sinkhole
was gonna bite us right in the ass.

44
00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,716
Perhaps you could save your ass
by selling off

45
00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,360
that disgustingly extravagant
Malibu beach pad.

46
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,396
No way. Image is everything in this town.

47
00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,392
Besides, if I sell the Malibu compound,
where's my partner gonna stay, huh?

48
00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,072
In your hideous Silver Lake one-bedroom?

49
00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,991
I'm only bunking with you
because I'm up to my ass

50
00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,196
in alimony and child support.

51
00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,473
- You're gonna need a bigger boat.
- What?

52
00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,393
Jaws. First time Brody sees the shark.

53
00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,278
You guys are in over your heads.

54
00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,674
You're chum, being devoured by
all the Rodeo Drive great whites.

55
00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,991
You gotta have faith, Lizzy.
The patients will come.

56
00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,798
Faith ain't gonna cut it out here, Christian.

57
00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,031
You want the Hollywood dream?
You gotta go out and get it.

58
00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:30,478
Not wait to be discovered.
So get up off your asses and go get some.

59
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:35,156
Get some tits while you're at it, too.
Necks, chins, sagging vaginas.

60
00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,879
This is Los Angeles for God's sake.

61
00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,432
I think Lizzy's right. We need to go on
a fishing expedition of our own.

62
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,150
What're we gonna use as bait?

63
00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,669
(SIGHS)

64
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,115
(CHUCKLING) Us.

65
00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,434
(LEan LlkE a CHOLO PLAYING)

66
00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,713
(CAMERA CLICKING)

67
00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,031
- What's the plan?
- Divide and conquer.

68
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,831
(CAMERA CLICKING)

69
00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,634
Dr. Christian Troy. Plastic surgeon.

70
00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,517
Actors are judged by their appearance.

71
00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,830
Maybe we could freshen you up a bit
for your next audition.

72
00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,913
That is so sweet. But I get all my
work done with Dr. Escandarian.

73
00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,680
Dr. Tare did my chin implant.

74
00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,875
My lips.

75
00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,075
My vagina.

76
00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,275
My tits.

77
00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,873
He does all the big stars.

78
00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,077
He actually shaved down
the bump on my nose a few months ago.

79
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,152
- Have you ever done anyone famous?
- We almost worked on Joan Rivers.

80
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- Is something wrong?
- It's just that most guys your age

81
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who come in wearing suits like that
are agents.

82
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Mine just dropped me,
so I was hoping you were one.

83
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I'm the West Coast editor of Us Weekly.

84
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If you ever do someone important,
give me a call.

85
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It's anonymous.

86
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Jesus. Has anyone in this town
not had plastic surgery?

87
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I feel like I'm trying to sell semen
at a whorehouse.

88
00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,709
Hey!

89
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Ooh. Uncut flesh. Eleven o'clock.

90
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Hi. I'm Dr. Christian Troy.

91
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- This is my partner.
- Dr. Sean McNamara.

92
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We're plastic surgeons.

93
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I've always resisted getting anything done.

94
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Well, maybe you haven't met
the right surgeons yet.

95
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- We're new in town. From Miami...
- Miami. Yeah.

96
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We'd love you to come in
for a consul, sometime...

97
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- Free consul.
- Free consul.

98
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And then will I be happy?

99
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Well...

100
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You're both cute as clams,

101
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and I don't know
how they do business in Miami,

102
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but in Hollywood,
trolling for business at a nightclub

103
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isn't a savvy marketing technique.
It's pathetic.

104
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And if you wanna make it in this town,

105
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you're gonna have to do a better job
of selling yourselves.

106
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- And what makes you the expert, huh?
- See those blondes over there?

107
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The one on the right is a client of mine.

108
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She's got as many gold records
as she has trips to rehab.

109
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That's her mother buying her shots.
I'm here to keep an eye on her.

110
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Make sure she doesn't completely
destroy the image

111
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I worked my ass off creating for her.

112
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Fiona McNeil. Publicist.

113
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SEAN: I think our credentials
speak for themselves.

114
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Been written up in The new England
Journal of Medicine three times.

115
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Plastic Reconstructive Surgery journal
twice...

116
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And how many times have you been
written up in People magazine, hotshot?

117
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You can't spit in this town without
hitting a plastic surgeon from Harvard.

118
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It's not what you've done. It's whom.
Celebrity is power.

119
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Well, we're screwed.

120
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We can't get a celebrity
until we've operated on a celebrity.

121
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Or become celebrities yourselves.

122
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- You mean advertise?
- Anyone can advertise,

123
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but not everyone can get exposure.

124
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What's the difference?

125
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The difference is
you don't look like the one placing the ad.

126
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That's publicity.

127
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That's what I do better than anyone
in this town for 5,000 a month.

128
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- We don't have it.
- Too bad, puppy.

129
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'Cause I have a unique opportunity that
would fit you guys like a surgeon's glove.

130
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:13,151
- We've got it. What is it?
- Hearts 'n Scalpels.

131
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(FIONA LAUGHING)

132
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You guys don't watch television?

133
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Hearts 'n Scalpels is a fantastic
new series about plastic surgery.

134
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The show runner happens to be
a client of mine,

135
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and he's looking for a medical advisor
to help him with the technical stuff.

136
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Are you saying that being on a TV show
would give us credibility?

137
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Bingo! I think he's got it.

138
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Bet you've never seen a view like this,
have you, baby?

139
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It's so beautiful.
I think I can see all the way to Canada.

140
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That's not the view I'm talking about.

141
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Oh, Dr. Clift. I don't know about this.

142
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I'm just a first-year
plastic surgery resident.

143
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Oh, and I'm just showing you
how I operate.

144
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Think of me as your first lesson.

145
00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,152
They should just be honest
and rename this show "Shit."

146
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,514
Shit.

147
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,192
(WOMan MOanlnG On TV)

148
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,433
You're so hot.

149
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,669
- What is this? Aidan Stone do a...
- It's hilarious.

150
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,752
The guy's ridiculous. He thinks
he's James Bond or something.

151
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,478
He's not even that good-Iooking.
I'm hotter than he is.

152
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,393
- Oh, yeah.
- We're sailing in the water, baby.

153
00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:34,315
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- You're sailing with the doctor.

154
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,638
- This is really bad.
- (LAUGHING) It's pretty good.

155
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,517
- I don't even know what you're watching.
- It's entertaining.

156
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,194
(PHONE RINGING)

157
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,794
Yeah. A car accident?

158
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,112
I'll be there in 10.

159
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Ten orgasms.

160
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(SEAN CHUCKLES)

161
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,954
Aidan's pretty fun.

162
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,796
- You think they know it's funny?
- I don't know.

163
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,074
They like the drama, right?

164
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,832
...removed her cheek implants
from her esophagus.

165
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,070
She's still gonna need
a complete facial reconstruction here.

166
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,232
- Where's the doctor? Where is the doctor?
- Someone call for a plastic surgeon?

167
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,515
What the hell is this?
They don't wear masks or hats?

168
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,431
You're gonna be fine. 10-blade!

169
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,750
She's crashing.
Oh, God, get the crash cart! Stat!

170
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,912
Give me the paddles.
Give me the paddles. Stat.

171
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,150
- Paddles!
- Here we go, paddles.

172
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,555
- All right, put it up to 380.
- 380. 380!

173
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,914
(GRUNTING)

174
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Look at those tits.

175
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,634
- All right, all right. 360.
- 360! 360!

176
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,073
- No, no. 460, 460.
- Four. 460!

177
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,878
- Clear! Clear!
- Clear!

178
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,309
(GRUNTING)

179
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Nothing! 580, now!

180
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,913
- Man, come on!
- Clear!

181
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,353
Look at it! Look at it!

182
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,829
Get rid of these. Get rid of these.

183
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,273
(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)

184
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,588
I want one milligram of epi, right now.

185
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,908
- Epi, gram.
- Doctor, stat!

186
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,672
- All right! Stat!
- I said you, Doctor!

187
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,318
- I'm... I'm doing it.
- Not on my watch.

188
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,470
I'm not losing another one.
I am not losing another one.

189
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,552
I sure hope she can sing
at her daughter's wedding on Saturday.

190
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,949
Doctor, I want you to go outside
to the waiting room.

191
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,474
I want you to tell her daughter that
I am not going to ruin her wedding,

192
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,959
- do you understand me?
- I understand.

193
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,350
Now! And I wanna see a little better
bedside manner next time!

194
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,749
We're saving a life today, guys.
We're all here for her.

195
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,637
We are saving a life today, people!

196
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,876
CHRISTIAN: Her face completely
healed in three days.

197
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,791
I mean, the whole thing
was wildly unrealistic.

198
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,997
Being linked to that show
could destroy our professional reputation.

199
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,312
We'll get referrals. We'll find patients.
We're not that desperate, are we?

200
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,075
Maybe not, boys.
Our first consult's in Sean's office.

201
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,036
Tell us what you don't like
about yourself, Mr. Korchuk.

202
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,190
Oh, that's okay.
You can use my real name. I just...

203
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,750
I said that so your secretary wouldn't
post me on Defamer.

204
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,711
That just proves my instincts
were dead-on.

205
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,315
That's why I came to you guys
and not one of the big surgeons.

206
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,277
Bob Easton ring a bell?

207
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Chairman, chief executive officer
of the biggest studio in town.

208
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:07,069
Ouarterly profits never been higher.
My movies are smart and entertaining.

209
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,674
Well, we're delighted
you chose us, Mr. Easton.

210
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,034
What can we do for you?

211
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,032
I'm gonna be spending the holidays
at the Four Seasons in Kona.

212
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,270
The entire town's gonna be there.

213
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,952
I need you guys

214
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,554
to make these invisible
by the time I'm poolside.

215
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,279
It's where I do the bulk of my business
for the next fiscal year.

216
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,588
Did you have a run-in with a dog?

217
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,434
When my mistress puts
my collar and leash on, I'm the dog.

218
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,436
- Your dominatrix inflicted these?
- Yeah, and she's not cheap, either.

219
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,116
Still, no Scotch, no yoga class,
no hot-rock therapy ever helped me

220
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,919
like Mistress Dark Pain does.

221
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,675
- Sounds like living the dream has its price.
- Course it does.

222
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,510
Eat your young on a regular basis,
what do you expect?

223
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,030
All day long, I'm the one with the control,
the power.

224
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,635
Once a week, Mistress Dark Pain
takes it all away from me.

225
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,189
Sometimes twice a week
during Oscar season.

226
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,114
Every bite somehow restores the balance.
Keeps me real, you know?

227
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,918
Anyway, how soon can we get it
taken care of?

228
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,197
We're pretty booked up this week.
How about next Tuesday?

229
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,068
Please. This place is deader than my nana.
Today. Make it happen.

230
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,038
(LOVE HURTS PLAYING)

231
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,393
I thought we left Miami so we didn't
have to deal with freaks like this guy.

232
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,994
- One client at a time, Christian.
- Bullshit, Sean. I'm a jackrabbit.

233
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,433
I don't do slow and steady.

234
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,671
I've paid my dues
and I want some overnight success.

235
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,555
(HORN HONKING)

236
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,675
FREDD Y: Out of the way, Wiggy!

237
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,593
You'll lose a lot more than your head.
Jesus Christ.

238
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,148
You have no idea how stressful it can be
running a television show.

239
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,629
Everybody wants you.
Everybody's relying on you.

240
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,278
You know, the studio, the network.

241
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,999
Rose Bowl Parade,
they want me on a float.

242
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,594
God, steering on this thing is so tight,
it's Germanic or something.

243
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,999
It's brand-new.

244
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,389
Anyway, Fiona recommends you guys
very, very highly.

245
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,948
She's been very helpful to us
since our move out here from Miami.

246
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,871
I think she heard about
our more prestigious cases

247
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,190
and thought that us working together
might be mutually beneficial.

248
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,317
Watch it, Spartacus! It's not a soccer field.

249
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,233
Look, there's Achilles, too. Get it? Ha, ha.

250
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,675
So listen, I have a very important question
I need to ask you.

251
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,796
- Yeah?
- Scale of one to 10,

252
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,949
what do you think of my show?

253
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,234
- Five.
- Ten.

254
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,710
Sorry, it's just from a medical standpoint,
the procedures look really phony.

255
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,189
And who's the lead guy?
I mean, he's totally unrealistic.

256
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,840
Women 18 to 49, they love Aidan Stone.

257
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,278
And he has a huge following
amongst the gays.

258
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,839
But I don't know, you know.
Sounds like maybe

259
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,559
this isn't the right show for you guys.

260
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,558
Not only could we make
your medical stuff more realistic,

261
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,916
we could give you examples of cases
we've worked on for 15 years.

262
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,399
And give you credibility.

263
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,232
What the hell is this shit, Freddy?

264
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,675
A musical episode? How gay is that?

265
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,911
Come on! This is the kind of desperate
slag you don't do until your fifth season.

266
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,433
- I thought... I thought...
- What? What'd you think?

267
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,397
No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
No, you didn't think.

268
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,596
'Cause you're too busy parading around
in that God-ugly jumpsuit

269
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,069
like some faggy fat-assed chorus girl!

270
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,229
(LAUGHING)

271
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,630
Why don't you just fire those
hackedy-hack writers before I quit,

272
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,075
and you're forced
to start running crafts service?

273
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,037
I mean, look at your body!

274
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,076
What happened to the program
I set up for you?

275
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,832
It is so depressing!

276
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,392
So where were we?

277
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,152
You let that son of a bitch
talk to you that way?

278
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,789
Who? Oh, Aidan? He's a sweetie.

279
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,637
You know, he's... He's sensitive.

280
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,948
And he's damaged.

281
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,474
And, you know, he's...

282
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,629
He's frustrated.

283
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,233
(FREDD Y CRYING)

284
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,514
You all right?

285
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,669
(EXHALES)

286
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,753
I just got a low blood sugar,
and I need to eat something right now.

287
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,039
Okay. Wheat, sugar, poop, poop, crap.

288
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,318
Paco! Why is everything still fried, still?

289
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,675
I'm getting tits like a girl!

290
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,275
Truth is, Aidan's right,
I'm in over my head. Way over my head.

291
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,955
We start production at episode six
on Tuesday, and I have no case.

292
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,112
And I can't keep ripping off episodes
of Chicago Hope. They'll start suing me.

293
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,158
I need something sexy,
I need a ratings grabber.

294
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,954
Jesus Christ, chicken fingers.
God damn it.

295
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,476
Well, we had a case
a couple of years ago, remember, Sean?

296
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,591
This woman came in to our office.

297
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,636
She burned her lips off
in a cooking accident.

298
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,030
Right, we had to do a graft
using skin from her vagina.

299
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,433
The only trouble was
her husband didn't like oral sex,

300
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,636
so she couldn't let him know
where the skin came from.

301
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,711
We called her pussy lips.

302
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,158
I'd watch a show with pussy lips on it.

303
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,911
How soon can you start?

304
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,474
We're not interested
in just being consultants, Mr. Prune.

305
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,630
- We're not?
- We want producer credits

306
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,597
and the occasional line.

307
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,997
(THE BESTIS YET TO COMEPLAYING)

308
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,113
Pussy lips. God, I love it.

309
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,472
Let's get to work.

310
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,834
Let me start off by saying I'm a huge fan.

311
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,592
Of all the romantic comedies
I've been dragged to

312
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,318
by my girlfriends over the years,

313
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,550
yours are the ones I hated the least.

314
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,189
So tell me what you don't like
about yourself, Miss Summers.

315
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,759
(LAUGHING)

316
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,348
Um...

317
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,517
That I was stupid enough
to let Fiona drag me here.

318
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,955
Look, Doctor,
I'm sure you are a genius at what you do,

319
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,476
but plastic surgery
is an actor's worst nightmare.

320
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,558
You stretch actors' faces
so they don't have to stretch themselves.

321
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,872
Says the woman who hasn't landed a part
deeper than a shot glass in three years.

322
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,428
Face it, Carly. No one wants to see

323
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080
a 40-year-old woman
in romantic comedies.

324
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,390
If she looks 35, maybe.

325
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,355
She always this rough with you?

326
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,875
It's hard to find someone in this town
who'll be honest with you.

327
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:02,635
Which is why we came to you, Dr. Troy.
You're a fellow client.

328
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,358
We can trust you.

329
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,913
Tell us how you can refresh Carly's face
so we can refresh her career.

330
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,517
Well, let's start out on the right foot,
shall we?

331
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,353
Tell me. Do you want cosmetic surgery?

332
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,917
Look, I'm up for this really great part.

333
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,958
Single mother, coal miner,
with an autistic child.

334
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,669
And even if I don't get it,
a part of me wants to take a stand.

335
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,751
I wanna show everyone
that a woman my age

336
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,593
can be desirable
without the help of science.

337
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:39,276
Sweetheart, you have a lovely little talent
and you have made the most of it.

338
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,590
But you've got five years left.

339
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,915
And that's only if you let Dr. Troy
work his medical magic.

340
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,673
Well, maybe I can start out
with that Restylane or BOTOX, you know?

341
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,352
Ease me into it?

342
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,716
What do you think, Dr. Troy?

343
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,272
- Honestly?
- Yeah.

344
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,716
I don't think you need anything done.

345
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,438
Maybe a nice dinner by the beach,

346
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,876
a great bottle of Burgundy
and some decent conversation.

347
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,231
Look at you, beautiful boy.

348
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,038
Where are you going?

349
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,395
I'm taking Carly to The Ivy.

350
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,595
Did you call a sitter?

351
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,070
No, but you're not doing anything.

352
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,357
Come on now. It's business.

353
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,032
I thought you turned down her surgery.

354
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,032
I did turn down her surgery.
Now I need to turn her on.

355
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,838
We're not gonna get anywhere
in this town

356
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,751
by giving Carly Summers a little BOTOX.

357
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,239
She needs a face-lift, a tit job,

358
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,151
and whatever else
I can seduce her into getting.

359
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,912
Good plan, huh?

360
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,309
How about I take the Hollywood star
out to dinner,

361
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,073
and you stay home with your son?
I'll do the convincing.

362
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,754
Because I'm the charismatic salesman
and you're the talent.

363
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,469
- That's the way it's always been.
- Exactly why I left Miami.

364
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,677
- What are you, a camel?
- Pineapple juice, baby.

365
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,878
Makes a man's shooty-shoot
taste infinitely sweeter.

366
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,713
It's nature's guarantee of a second date.

367
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,394
Now if you were any kind of salesman,
you would have known that.

368
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,392
Come on, the next America's sweetheart
who comes into our office is all yours.

369
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,550
Why didn't you hire a live-in nanny
like you said you would?

370
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,633
I can't afford it now that
we're paying Fiona five grand a month.

371
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,312
Good night. I love you.

372
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,719
Christian.

373
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,833
(DOOR CLOSING)

374
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,951
(PHONE RINGING)

375
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,708
Hello?

376
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,710
Liz, slow down. I can't understand you.

377
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,994
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

378
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,275
You think you're a big barracuda,
don't you?

379
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,878
Well, I can jerk you like you're a guppy.

380
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,510
- Get out of here!
- What the hell are you doing? Stop it!

381
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,198
I want you to pack up and get out.

382
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,714
- Or what?
- Or I'm calling the police.

383
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,552
Of course I sterilize. I'm a professional.

384
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,439
What's going on with you?
This is out of control.

385
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,714
(MUMBLING)

386
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,828
- You need therapy.
- I had to call her, okay?

387
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,912
I had to fire five people today. By email.

388
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,869
This is a medical facility, Mr. Easton.
Not a bedroom or a dungeon.

389
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,757
One of them
was my oldest friend out here.

390
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,796
You know I'm godfather to his daughter?

391
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,156
I had this whole corporate merger
in the wind, everything's shifting.

392
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,916
You are not in charge here!
You talk when I say you can talk.

393
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,793
Let me tell you something, Doctor.
It's not easy being Robert Easton.

394
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,108
He isn't stupid.

395
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,192
He knows that underneath his
"look how big my dick is" act,

396
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,316
that he's just a scared little boy

397
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,472
who feeds off
everyone else's talents and dreams.

398
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,753
He's nothing.

399
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,353
I have a gift.

400
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,638
I help keep men like Bob
from imploding with too much power.

401
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,836
Let me tell you something,
Mistress Whomever.

402
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,879
You and your gift are not welcome here.
This is a place of healing.

403
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,596
You'd be fun to work with.

404
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,752
See you later, Bobby.

405
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,674
(EXHALES)

406
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,909
So next time, maybe we should meet
at the restaurant first.

407
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,829
Really?

408
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,551
How come? You didn't like our first date?

409
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,074
- I did, trust me.
- Trust you, huh?

410
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,752
Trust an actress?

411
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,069
Well...

412
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,556
- Can I trust an actress?
- Yeah.

413
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,148
I need to see for myself.

414
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,355
No, you don't.

415
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,555
- Oh, come on.
- No.

416
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,995
- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God.

417
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,080
Why are you being so shy all of a sudden?

418
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,549
Look, I took over an hour
getting ready for you and, you know,

419
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,312
you barely saw it.

420
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,915
And now my hair is a wreck
and my makeup is all smeared and...

421
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,194
Makeup?

422
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,909
After the first time we met, I...

423
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,392
I got the impression that you were very
confident with your appearance.

424
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,152
I am. I just...

425
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,839
I've just never slept
with a plastic surgeon before.

426
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,273
Oh, God. I imagine it's worse
than a casting director.

427
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,554
Please.

428
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,912
You think I'm judging the way
that you look now?

429
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,557
You're beautiful.

430
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,959
- What?
- God, you and the light.

431
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,189
(SIGHS)

432
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,435
Wow.

433
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,629
- What?
- I've never seen that before.

434
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,229
CARLY: Yeah.

435
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,556
CHRISTIAN: It's an original
Andrew McPherson.

436
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,074
- You know his work?
- I have his book.

437
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,709
Wow.

438
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,759
- Can you believe that was taken almost...
- Eighteen years ago.

439
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,400
- Give or take six months.
- How do you know that?

440
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,631
They didn't airbrush back then
like they do today.

441
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,628
I don't think I look that different.

442
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,149
Do you?

443
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,559
Not at all.

444
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,070
Well, say I was gonna do
that exact same picture today.

445
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:55,353
Like, would you have to fix anything
to make me look like that again?

446
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,350
Do you have a lipstick?

447
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,708
Yeah.

448
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,360
Starting at the bottom.

449
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:21,436
The muscles in your calves and thighs,
they soften after a woman turns 40,

450
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,354
so I'd give you a calf implant,
some liposuction,

451
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,433
right through here and through here.
Of course, some liposuction right here.

452
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:35,277
Now, your boobs are still really perky,
so I'd just maybe take them to a high B

453
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,588
and lift them just a little bit.

454
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,874
Now, here's the hard part.

455
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:42,875
The feather lift would take
six years off the way you look now.

456
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,877
And through here... Here...

457
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,673
The good news is
if you get that coal miner role,

458
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,718
nobody will notice your ass
in overalls, right?

459
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,159
Let's focus people.
I need a bruschetta, stat. Extra cheese.

460
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,912
Okay, what the heck?
Where are your pussy lips?

461
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,718
I thought we were shooting.
Where are her pussy lips?

462
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,756
No, you said we were just rehearsing.

463
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,035
Oh, God, of course. I'm sorry.
I'm an asshole. What's this?

464
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,350
Why is this...
What is this Buck Rogers bullshit?

465
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,715
Okay, I know it's real and everything,
but spray it...

466
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,395
Freddy, I just need to know,
should I scream and break down

467
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,029
and be terrified that I'm gonna die?
Like this, watch.

468
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,355
(CRYING)

469
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,359
I'm so terrified I'm gonna die.

470
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,474
Don't look at me like you just
stepped in dog shit, Freddy.

471
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,278
I'm just trying to give this thing
some colors.

472
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,475
No, honey, I'm processing.

473
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,391
All right. I mean, don't you think
we should just see her,

474
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,837
you know, resist and resist,
and then she should slowly reveal that

475
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,353
when she was a little girl,
she was sexually abused?

476
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,509
(BELL RINGS)

477
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,431
All right, let's do it. Let's get it done.

478
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,829
- (GRUNTS) I feel good.
- Great, great. Just...

479
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,751
- Inside, stat, please.
- Over here.

480
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,512
- Now, you take a 15-blade.
- All right.

481
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,272
- We'll just pantomime this for now.
- Okay.

482
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,079
But you hold it like this,
and you start by excising the...

483
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,469
- Freddy, what's with this real-life shit?
- Um...

484
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,595
I don't wanna do all this real-life shit.

485
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,432
I mean, they're not tuning in
to see my hands. It's boring.

486
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,239
New idea, new idea, new idea, new idea...

487
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,399
I actually think it's a mistake

488
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,277
to underestimate the intelligence
of your audience.

489
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,477
I think adding a little authenticity
could make a huge difference.

490
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,232
You know what?
I completely agree with you.

491
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,039
I mean, that's why I don't think
she should give in so easily, you know?

492
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,396
I mean, I think I should be
flailing around like...

493
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,869
(CRYING)

494
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,233
- And then you should tie me down.
- With what?

495
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,240
- With some ropes.
- Do you know what's the magic for me?

496
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,595
- What?
- It's when I get to watch you listen.

497
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,272
- CAND Y: I can do that.
- Then listen to me.

498
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,999
You know, you'll need a cap
when we're doing the surgery scenes.

499
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,958
You look ridiculous
when you don't wear a cap.

500
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,355
- Cloth cap, stat.
- No, no, eighty-six, stat.

501
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,115
Do you see this? See this hair? Yeah?

502
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,519
This is why people tune in.

503
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,433
Okay, if I was balding in the temples
like you, it'd be a different story.

504
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,555
Excuse me?

505
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,474
Why don't we just rehearse the basic
moves so it looks more real, okay?

506
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,198
Just so that you could see...
You make the cut here...

507
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,590
Hey, Doc, you're a technical advisor, okay?
You are not the director.

508
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,194
Freddy? Why is it that we're in
the plastic surgery capital of the world

509
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,236
and we're forced to work
with these Miami wannabes?

510
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,471
- Can you tell me that?
- You are not in charge here!

511
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,639
I have seen kids playing doctor

512
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,836
who have a better surgical technique
than you do.

513
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,673
I'm giving you an opportunity
to be more authentic.

514
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,876
I would take it if I were you.

515
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,830
SEAN: Holding it just like that.
AIDAN: Okay.

516
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,797
Now, it's just some skin
that's right on the edge of the lip.

517
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,836
AIDAN: So I just come in gently...
SEAN: Easy.

518
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,035
CAND Y: But don't really do it.

519
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,270
Shh. Don't... Just breathe.
Just like a little...

520
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,109
CHRISTIAN: Game over, pally pal.

521
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,079
We finally have a real-life patient.
At least you do, anyway.

522
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,633
He specifically requested me?

523
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,119
Well, apparently
you're the only one he trusts

524
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,760
to keep his peek-a-boo scalp a secret.

525
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,310
I can't believe you'd let me go
in front of millions of viewers

526
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,515
showing off my shiny head.

527
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,319
The only time I see the top of your head
is when it's covered.

528
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,073
Well, if that asshole's not wearing a cap,
then neither am I.

529
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,277
Asshole's a vain narcissist
without a shred of integrity.

530
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,713
I know, he's a TV star.

531
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,473
What's on top of his head is
more important than what's in it. I get it.

532
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,312
It's Hollywood, baby.

533
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,034
Plug me.

534
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,715
I'm sorry you didn't get the part.

535
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,354
Cameron Diaz is 35.

536
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,398
She thinks being autistic means
you can paint.

537
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,838
I guess she's easier to light in a coal mine.

538
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,391
Which is why we're here.

539
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,872
- What's this?
- A confidentiality agreement.

540
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,872
No one can find out about Carly's surgery.

541
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,909
(SIGHS)

542
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,230
It's straight. You can sign it.

543
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,677
So, what do we do first?

544
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,558
Feather lift, which only takes a few hours,

545
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,950
so we can do your breast augmentation
at the same time.

546
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,633
Are you sure this is something
you wanna do?

547
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,632
I'd hate to see you bowing to
the superficial pressures of your industry.

548
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,029
- Is it going to hurt?
- No more than having your teeth cleaned.

549
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,995
How exactly does the lift work?

550
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,511
We begin by making a tiny incision
in your scalp.

551
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,919
Then we slide in silicon cheek enhancers.

552
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,671
We then insert tiny threads
into the cheeks

553
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,069
and pull the facial muscle tight.

554
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,269
(GROANING)

555
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,669
For the record,
I continue to find your vanity ridiculous.

556
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,752
What are you gonna do
if this reads on camera?

557
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,549
Come on. You're the one who,
in the Miami days, told our clients that

558
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,916
"Micro plugs are so realistic,
you can go back to work the next day."

559
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,992
What, I got three days before we shoot?

560
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,078
I should be fine.

561
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,993
I need this.

562
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,035
Ma TT... Dear Dad, enclosed, find a picture
of the new bambino.

563
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,953
Her name is Jenna.

564
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,508
Kimber named her after some
sitcom actress in the church

565
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,556
I've never heard of.

566
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,712
I know you wanted to be there
to deliver my first-born, Dad.

567
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,950
I wanted that, too,
but Jenna came so quickly

568
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,952
there wouldn't have been enough time
for you to get here anyway.

569
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,635
I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls,
you know how busy fatherhood is.

570
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,234
And kimber's good.
She loves being a mom.

571
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,069
I miss you, Dad.

572
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,833
Show Christian the picture
and tell him I miss him, too.

573
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,956
I love you guys. Matt.

574
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,278
CHRISTIAN: Jesus Christ!

575
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,430
- SEAN: What is it? What's wrong?
- Look at this.

576
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,192
- All right, let me see, let me see.
- What is it?

577
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,875
Folliculitis. Infection occurs in
a small percentage of hair transplants...

578
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,075
Did you clean the instruments properly?

579
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,037
This was probably caused
by all that sweating you did

580
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,439
in the tanning salon yesterday.

581
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,590
I told you to stay away from it
until you're fully healed.

582
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,194
We need to look our best, right?
It's our big break.

583
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,918
All right, all right. Stay still. Come here.

584
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,911
Antiseptic cream or something?
I'm gonna be all right, right?

585
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,991
- It's gonna be fine.
- Right?

586
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,669
Hold on.

587
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,636
- This was a mistake.
- It's just a minor infection.

588
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,029
No, not your plugs. Look at us.

589
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,039
Mutilating our bodies,
selling out to some hack TV show.

590
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,631
We're good surgeons.

591
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,270
Why live in a place
that doesn't appreciate us, you know?

592
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,233
Maybe we should've moved somewhere
where substance reigns over style.

593
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,278
Like New York. Huh?

594
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,713
Julia's gone.

595
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,634
Living a couple of subway stops away
ain't gonna change that.

596
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,872
I miss my kids.

597
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,873
I miss Annie laughing at me
while I try to put her hair in a ponytail,

598
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,794
Conor's first smile in the morning.

599
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,631
I miss seeing Matt
with his child, our grandchild.

600
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,710
You can't get those moments back.

601
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,835
Look,

602
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,750
you made a bold move
coming out here, partner.

603
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,710
Maybe the first one of your life. Huh?

604
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,038
Come on. I mean, how many guys
our age finally get the opportunity

605
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,839
to get the recognition they deserve? Huh?

606
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,830
- This is just the beginning.
- Fame isn't love, Christian.

607
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,031
Getting it isn't gonna fill up some hole

608
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,918
you've had inside you
since you were a kid.

609
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,792
She's beautiful.

610
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,990
She looks just like me.

611
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,199
(CHUCKLES)

612
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,672
I wanna be here, man.

613
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,350
I mean, look at this place.

614
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,717
I can't do without you.

615
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:11,834
So, you're going to have to jump on board.

616
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,151
'Cause I ain't leaving.

617
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,670
Come on. Let's run some lines.

618
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,677
- Not too much.
- CAND Y: Freddy!

619
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,439
I got the rewrite.

620
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,794
I don't understand.

621
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,996
If you didn't like
the way I was saying the line,

622
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,435
why don't you just tell me to my face?

623
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,431
No, darling, it's not you, you're gold.

624
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,556
It's the Standards
and Practices Department.

625
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,710
Now it's okay, you know,
for Tony Soprano's best friend

626
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,268
to be named Pussy,
but we are television, not HBO,

627
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,191
so we can't use the "P" word
on the network. That's all.

628
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,840
What? I can't say that.

629
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,390
I mean, it doesn't sound natural.
Allegra's a grown woman.

630
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,071
I mean, only a child
would refer to her labia as...

631
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,833
Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy.
She's a victim of abuse. Okay?

632
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,388
Any reference to her female parts
infantilizes her, okay?

633
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,072
End of story.

634
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,628
Now, I want you to play against the
sentimental nature of the material...

635
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,392
Do you wanna know something, Freddy?

636
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,040
You are right.

637
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,554
Oh, my God. You are a genius.

638
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,077
- Oh.
- I am infantilized.

639
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,391
Maybe I can gurgle like a baby. Like...

640
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,710
(GURGLING)

641
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,994
Nana.

642
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,758
Are you ready for your close-up,
Dr. McNamara?

643
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,797
Huh? Huh?

644
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,235
I don't know about you,
but I feel like my whole life is built up

645
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,356
for this moment in time. Right now.

646
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,431
Do you realize that in one night,
more people will see us

647
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,476
than we meet in a whole lifetime?

648
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,913
- What are you looking at?
- Nothing.

649
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,037
Just... I think you need a little something
around the plugs.

650
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,795
Shit. Seriously? They practically sprayed
a whole can of spray paint on me.

651
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,233
They said it wouldn't show on camera.

652
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,629
Well, they're pros. I'm sure they know
what they're talking about.

653
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,948
- You tell me. You tell me, huh?
- No, it's okay.

654
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,678
- It's okay? You sure?
- It's fine. Yeah.

655
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,909
(BELL RINGS)

656
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,115
(EX CLAIMS)

657
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,278
MAN: A camera marker.

658
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,916
You don't understand.

659
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,755
I can't wear my lady cha-cha on my lips.
I just can't.

660
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:20,152
- It'll be a constant reminder of...
- Of what, Allegra?

661
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,069
You can tell me, I'm your doctor.

662
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,435
My father touched those lips.

663
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,669
(SOBBING SOFTLY)

664
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,079
AIDAN: It's okay.

665
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,313
He used to come into my room at night
when I was a little girl and...

666
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,473
- Let it out.
- And abuse me.

667
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,636
I just can't wear my shame on my face.

668
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,193
(AIDAN SHUSHING)

669
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,836
No one will know
I put your lady cha-cha on your face.

670
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,354
- I'm gonna get a Humanitas for this.
- You have my word.

671
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,589
Doctor.

672
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,155
- You were right, Doctor.
- What is that?

673
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,358
Is that a surgeon or is that a Chia Pet?
That's... That's disgusting.

674
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,352
Get off him. Get off him.

675
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,753
Elastic fibers allow for less contraction
during the healing and recovery process.

676
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,635
She's ready when you are, Doctor.

677
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,073
15-blade.

678
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,195
I'm pretty good at this.

679
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,350
You could hear a pin drop
when I was saying my lines.

680
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,351
What are you doing here?

681
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,714
Apparently, the merge is official,
and our little Bobby

682
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,270
has been asked to be chairman and CEO
of the parent company.

683
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,998
He's very excited.

684
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,992
But, understandably,

685
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,512
a little stressed.

686
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,957
Who is that, man? She's kind of hot.

687
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,759
Bobby Easton's
one-woman stress management.

688
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,038
- Mr. Easton, pull down the blanket.
- I'm good.

689
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,828
- He's in shock.
- I'm good.

690
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,549
I need to examine your sutures.
Let go of the blanket.

691
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,268
Jesus.

692
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,912
It's not her fault. She wanted to stop.
I begged her to keep going.

693
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,798
I wanna thank you guys.

694
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,472
Lesser men would have kicked me
to the curb.

695
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,039
You know,
I'm having a hard time understanding

696
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,475
how such a smart guy can be so stupid.

697
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,279
In addition to compromising our practice,

698
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,635
do you have any idea
what lives in the human mouth?

699
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,359
It's a cesspool.
You risk sepsis, hepatitis B...

700
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,034
I know, I know. I have a problem, okay?

701
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,589
For the record,
I decided not to take the job. I'm out.

702
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,832
You know, it's only a matter of time
until this town eats you guys alive.

703
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,510
You may wanna pack up your scalpels
and head back to Miami

704
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,909
while your souls are still intact.

705
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,430
- Count back from 10 for me.
- 10, 9...

706
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,069
(CRYInG)

707
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,596
Oh, look. That was a great idea.
You see the face?

708
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,636
You don't understand.

709
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,032
I can't wear my lady cha-cha on my lips.

710
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,314
Honey, if you can live with the shame of
calling your labia minora lady cha-chas,

711
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,834
then you can paint them bright orange
and wear them on your forehead.

712
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,955
(SHUSHING)

713
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,509
- CHRISTIAN: Here comes...
- Of what, Allegra?

714
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,715
(CRYING)

715
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,794
I'm your doctor. You can tell me anything.

716
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,189
My father touched those lips.

717
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,315
(SOBBING SOFTLY)

718
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,719
AIDAN: It's okay.

719
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,352
He used to come into my room at night
when I was a little girl and...

720
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,069
- Let it out.
- And abuse me.

721
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,875
- Look, look, Daddy's gonna be on TV.
- Oh, Sean, look, you look really moved.

722
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,154
- Will you guys be...
- It's weird, I sort of was.

723
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,117
Be quiet, please. All right?

724
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,111
(SHUSHING)

725
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,510
No one will know
I put your lady cha-cha on your face.

726
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,632
You have my word.

727
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,389
Doctor.

728
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,229
She's ready when you are, Doctor.

729
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,039
What? Wait, wait.

730
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,680
What the hell happened to my speech?

731
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,035
Doctor.

732
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,869
She's ready when you are, Doctor.

733
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,713
15-blade.

734
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,554
They cut out the whole speech.

735
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,596
No, you're not... Not completely.
I mean, the back of your head...

736
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,355
This is that Aidan Stone's fault.
I'll tell you, he felt threatened by me...

737
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,510
Come on, Christian.
It's just a stupid TV show.

738
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,669
CHRISTIAN: What?

739
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,035
McNamara/Troy cannot be associated
with this kind of schlock, my friend.

740
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,394
That's all there is to it.

741
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,710
We have a reputation to protect.

742
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,155
They can take this shitty show
and shove it up their asses.

743
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,398
We don't need
that kind of exposure, Sean.

744
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,675
We've got Carly,
and our work will speak for itself.

745
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,035
You signed
a confidentiality agreement, remember?

746
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,951
- Yeah. Yeah.
- So, Carly never happened.

747
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,828
Excuse me. Didn't I see you last night
on Hearts 'n Scalpels?

748
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,836
Oh, last night's episode was awesome.
Everyone is talking about it.

749
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,878
Look, it's the new cute doctor
from Hearts 'n Scalpels.

750
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,270
Oh, wow, you were great.
It was like watching a real doctor.

751
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,590
Well, actually, I am.
They hired me to consult...

752
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,353
- Hey, you're a real plastic surgeon?
- Yes, I actually...

753
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,908
Do you have a card? My wife's been
hounding me to get some work done.

754
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,911
- Give me that hot dog, would you?
- You must be pretty good.

755
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,037
Every surgeon in Beverly Hills
must've been after that job.

756
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,792
Here. Here you go.

757
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,554
(nEWklD In TOWn PLAYING)

758
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,550
- Thanks.
- SEAN: Sure. Sure.

759
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,835
You never know, right?

760
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,914
(CAMERA CLICKS)

761
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,679
Lipo's a harsh procedure.

762
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,548
They key is to use short, even strokes
to avoid excessive bruising.

763
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,789
Wow.

764
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,199
That looks just so real when you do it.

765
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,198
This is real, remember?

766
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,875
Yeah, this is exactly how I want the show
to look from now on.

767
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,359
I went online the other night
after we aired

768
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,919
and got our highest ratings ever.

769
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,391
You know what I kept reading about in
all the Hearts 'n Scalpel chat rooms?

770
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,074
Surgery.

771
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,119
They love the surgery.

772
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,634
Everybody thought that it brought
a heightened sense of realism

773
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,392
- and drama to the show.
- You're kidding.

774
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,792
- No. No. Me doing realistic surgery.
- No, you can't...

775
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,074
- You can't do that.
- Right.

776
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,674
Right. Just what the fans wanna see.

777
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,469
And you, my friend, you are the guy
that's gonna make that happen.

778
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,913
Oh, I'm just happy to do my part.

779
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,638
Speaking of which, I wanna talk to you
about what happened

780
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:34,709
on set the other day.

781
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,792
How you spoke to me.

782
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,669
- Look, I didn't mean...
- Thank you.

783
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,592
I needed to hear it.

784
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,714
You know, it's hard being
the sole creative force behind a hit show.

785
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,473
Everything is riding
on my broad shoulders all the time

786
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,074
and the pressure gets to me.

787
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,832
(CHRISTIAN CLEARING THROAT)

788
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,989
- What's he doing here?
- Christopher.

789
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,237
It's good to see you, my man.

790
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,276
Your better half's giving me
some pointers on the show.

791
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,395
It's awesome stuff.

792
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,959
Listen, you have any notes
on the next script,

793
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,315
- you give me a call, okay?
- Yeah.

794
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,837
We should do a meal soon.
You've been to The Ivy yet?

795
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,556
You've got my digits, right?

796
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,870
- Look at you. Look at you.
- It's Christian.

797
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,114
So, what's he talking about? Huh?

798
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,279
I thought we agreed
we weren't doing the TV show.

799
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,510
I never committed to that.

800
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,149
You're the one who wanted to quit
because you were cut out.

801
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,111
- Is that the lady from...
- The hot dog stand. Yeah.

802
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,909
And some cold calls came in this morning
from fans of the show.

803
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,315
Great. Now the ball's off and rolling,

804
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,756
we don't have to do that stupid,
shitty TV show, right?

805
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,755
You can do what you want,
but I'm doing the show, Christian.

806
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,434
Fiona was right. It's good for business.

807
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,430
You mean it's good for your ego.

808
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,909
Everything's where it ought to be.

809
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,150
Minimal bruising and swelling.

810
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,993
(CARLY BREATHING HEAVILY)

811
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,039
What is it?

812
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,437
Oh, I just didn't know
it was gonna hurt so much.

813
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,435
I could up your morphine if you like.

814
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,434
No, uh-uh. No, coming down off that stuff's

815
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,232
an even bigger bitch.

816
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,954
I'm sorry.

817
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,958
I'm glad I did it.

818
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,919
I needed to.

819
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,915
Right?

820
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,395
See if we can move
Mrs. Seebritz's brow lift to 3:00.

821
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,550
That way we can still fit in
Mrs. Cashogey's tummy tuck

822
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,870
before she leaves for Kabul.
Dr. Troy can do it.

823
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,555
Mrs. Cashogey was very clear.
She wants you to do the surgery.

824
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,237
Seems like business is finally picking up.

825
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,039
Do I need to take out a restraining order?
Leave.

826
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,839
I watched you on television
last night, Doctor.

827
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,478
You're very handsome.

828
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,278
And very convincing.

829
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,712
I can already tell you're gonna do
quite well for yourself in this town.

830
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,279
That's right.

831
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,793
Which means we don't need to see you
or your sicko clients any longer.

832
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,075
Have you seen today's Variety?

833
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,628
This sicko has just climbed up
another rung on the ladder.

834
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,598
"Bob Easton named CEO after merger."

835
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,432
He told me he was leaving town.

836
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,399
I guess the rush of power
is just too addictive to walk away from.

837
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,754
Call me.

838
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,790
I don't need your kind of help.

839
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,074
You will.

840
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,960
(TELEPHONE DIALING)

841
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,155
Us Weekly, this is Miranda speaking.

842
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,390
Guess who just got a face-lift.

843
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,552
Carly Summers. Yes, that Carly Summers.

844
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,189
It doesn't matter who I am,

845
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,033
but the surgeon who did her work

846
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,996
is Dr. Christian Troy.

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