Épisode Amis pour la vie S04E07 - Nip/Tuck Saison 4

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Précédemment dans Nip/Tuck...

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Donc vous voudriez une liposuccion, Madame Budge.

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Quelque soit le prix, je peux me le permettre.

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Dites moi un prix, beau gosse.

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- Vous n'auriez pas des macaronis au fromage ?
- Fermez la Dawn !

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Qu’est qui cloche chez moi?

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On vous a fait une ablation du rein.

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Cette voiture est attirante, matt. Mais pas autant que toi.

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- Burt ne doit pas découvrir ça.
- Je l’ai senti sur toi, chérie.

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Je vous ruinerai avant de vous donner ma bénédiction,

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alors, vous pourrez fuir et vivre heureux pour toujours.

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Où vas-tu chercher ces gens, Sean?

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Tu as accès au top 50 des moches et des chômeurs?

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Notre contrat avec les Landau nous autorise 4 opérations gratuites chaque mois.

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J’entends bien atteindre ce quota.

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Les opérations gratuites sont comme le sexe sans orgasme.

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A moins, bien sur, que le nom de la patiente soit Blue Monday,

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Auquel cas l’opération gratuite vient après l’orgasme.

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- Il fait chaud ici, non?
- Non. Ça va?

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J’ai la gorge douloureuse depuis 2 semaines. Ce n’est pas la grande forme.

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Tout roule pour nous, Christian, il est temps de partager.

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Je partage, dans la limite de ce que me fixe mon comptable.

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La charité n’a rien à voir avec ton compte.

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C’est une question de conscience. N’ai je pas raison?

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Retourne au boulot.

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C’est ridicule. Ce n’est pas ma première douleur à la gorge.

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Docteurs, puis je m’entretenir seule avec le Dr. Cruz?

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Non, c’est bon, c’est bon, ils peuvent rester.

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Vous avez développé une nephrite glomeculaire aiguë.

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Ce n’est pas inhabituel après une période de fébrilité.

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- Quel est son taux de filtration?
- Il ne lui reste que 10%.

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Elle va avoir besoin d’un nouveau rein pour remplacer celui qui reste.

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Je recommande qu’on vous mette sous dialyse immédiatement.

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Les dialyses prennent 6 heures par jour, comment je fais pour travailler?

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J’ai pris la liberté de vous placer sur la liste nationale des donneurs.

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Vous êtes officiellement la 62,342éme dans la file d'attente.

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C’est liste c’est de la connerie! Certains attendent des années pour un organe.

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Avez vous de la famille qui puisse se proposer comme donneur?

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Il ne me reste que ma mère.

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Et quand mon père est mort l’an passée, elle m’a bannie des funérailles.

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Elle pense que c’est mon homosexualité qui l’a tué,

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donc je ne pense pas qu’elle envisage bientôt de me donner un rein.

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Sean et moi ferons les tests.

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- Vous feriez ça pour moi ?
- Bon Dieu, Liz, bien sur.

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Tu es de la famille. Pas vrai, Sean?

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Bien sur.

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Christian!

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Ce n’est pas votre visage que je veux voir, c’est le sien.

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- Et merde.
- Christian, attends!

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Où croyez vous aller?

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Fini de faire le godemiché !

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Peut être allez vous arrêter de jouer au docteur, Chrissy.

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Si vous passez le pas de cette porte,

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votre corps servira de nourriture aux poissons.

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Vous pouvez en disposer. Et du sien.

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En espérant qu’un des deux vous fera bander.

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Vous avez assez joué avec mon engin de 25 cm.

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Christian...

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Christian! Ne pars pas!

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Comment peux-tu être avec un homme qui te traite ainsi?

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Pourquoi restes-tu ? Pour l’argent ?

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Qu’est ce que je suis censée faire?

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Je perds tout si je pars.

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Je ne retournerai pas dans le trou où j’étais avant de rencontrer Burt.

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Quel trou ? La prostitution ? Tu n'as apparemment jamais arrêté.

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- Je suis désolée.
- Non!

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Viens avec moi. Viens avec moi. Viens avec moi maintenant. Viens avec moi.

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Non. Je n’appartiendrai pas à un autre homme.

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Burt... a acheté une maison à ma mère.

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Il a donné des emplois à mes sœurs. Il ne s’agit pas que de moi.

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On doit être malin, Christian. S’il te plaît.

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Ne fais pas de vague. Je peux nous sortir de tout ça.

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Dis à ton mari qu’il peut me virer. Je ne suis la pute de personne.

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Que pouvons-nous faire pour vous, Dawn ? Encore une liposuccion ?

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Hmmph. Dieu sait que je pourrais en user.

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J’ai ingurgité plus de « hoppers » frits durant ces six dernières heures

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qu’une pute française pendant toute l’occupation nazi.

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Ces gateaux et “l’oxycotine” sont les seules choses

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qui me retiennent de m’évanouir de douleur sur place.

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- On m’a “ear-jackée”.
- “Car-jackée”?

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Ear-jacké! Bon dieu! Je n’ai plus qu’une oreille mais j’entends mieux que vous.

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Après que Dwight m’a quitté pour Mallory, je me suis fait une virée bouffe de 4 semaines.

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Arbys, K.F.C.

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Pour faire bonne mesure j’ai même acheté une franchise “popeye”.

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Après que des milliers de grammes de gras saturé

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Echouèrent à recoller mon coeur brisé, je me suis rendu à Boca...

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Me suis procurée une magnifique paire de boucles d’oreilles tapes à l’oeil.

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Ma première erreur? Les porter en public.

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Alors combien ça va me coûter, doc, pour une nouvelle oreille?

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- Et bien, Madame Budge--
- Mademoiselle.

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Je suis célibataire dorénavant.

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Mademoiselle Budge, on peut reconstruire l’oreille avec du cartilage

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Et des tissus gras issus d’autres parties de votre corps.

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- Dieu sait qu’il y en a beaucoup.
- Ferme-la, mignon.

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Quelle est l’option 2?

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On peut implanter une oreille artificielle. Faite à partir de silicone.

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Je suis quoi, une femme plastique?

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J’aurais l’air d’un mannequin sorti de chez Lane Bryant. Cette oreille doit être parfaite.

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Maintenant que je suis riche comme Oprah, et de retour sur le marché de la drague,

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je compte bien me caser dans l’année.

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Il y a une autre possibilité.

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C’est une technologie assez récente et ce ne sera pas bon marché.

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Chérie, je me torche le cul avec des billets de 100$.

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D’accord. Alors on va prendre un RDV avec le laboratoire génétique.

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Laboratoire génétique?

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C’est là qu’ils vont faire pousser la nouvelle oreille.

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Oh... Mon dieu!

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C’est incroyable. Oh...

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Plus profond. Ahhh!

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Oh, c’est bon. Oh...

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Oh...

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Je ne sens pas la différence entre les noeuds et les muscles.

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Ton corps est comme une sculpture.

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Oh, tu es trop gentil. C’est “pilates”.

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Peux tu t’attaquer au bas de mon dos?

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Oui.

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Oh... oui.

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Qu’est ce que tu fais?

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Et bien... Je suis désolé. C’est juste, que tu ronronnes...

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On est amis, Matt. Je pensais pouvoir te faire confiance.

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Ecoute, Kimber, je suis désolé, mais tu me plais.

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Je suppose que tu fais cet effet aux hommes de la famille.

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Et tu as cru que parce que j’ai eu des relations avec tes pères

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J’allais coucher avec toi aussi?

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Je pensais que tu étais différent, Matt.

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Oui, Je le suis. Je suis spirituel. Je viens de passer des mois à ramasser des ordures.

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Devant les églises, bordel de dieu.

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Tu as fait ça pour t’élever ou pour m’impressionner?

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Ecoute...

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Va-t-en.

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Je ne me sens plus en sécurité avec toi. Dégage.

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Ok.

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- Vous ne correspondez pas.
- J’en suis loin?

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Vous êtes à 5 sur 6. Vous correspondez presque parfaitement.

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Vous décririez vous comme quelqu’un ayant une grande promiscuité, docteur?

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Vos tests sanguins montrent la forte présence d’un anticorps qui n’apparaît

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que chez les gens ayant des rapports avec un grand nombre de partenaires.

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Donc je ne peux pas donner de rein à liz parce que je couche beaucoup?

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- C’est ironique vous concernant.
- Vous êtes déçu.

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J'ai réparé un certain nombre de cicatrices dues à une néphrectomie.

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Il est presque impossible de retrouver la définition du muscle dans les zones affectées.

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Il y a d'autres complications possibles.

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Incontinence, infection, coagulation.

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Vous êtes au courant que les résultats sont strictement confidentiels ?

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Je suis seulement dans l'obligation de révéler les résultats au donneur.

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Vous êtes en train de dire que vous mentirez pour moi ?

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Je dis que c'est ma responsabilité de vous tester,

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mais que c'est votre responsabilité d'informer

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les parties intéressées que vous êtes compatible.

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M. Landau est ici pour vous voir. Il dit que c'est urgent.

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Excusez-moi.
- Oui.

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Tu es compatible ?

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Non, et toi ? - Non.

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Pas d'autres idées sur comment on peut l'aider ?

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On peut se procurer de la marijuana médicale et des épouses russes sur Internet de nos jours,

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je suis sûr qu'on peut trouver un rein.

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Est ce que tu as une idée de ce quoi il s'agit, cette réunion avec Burt ?

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Ouais, on va être virés. Il a découvert pour moi et Michelle,

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et il a dit que si nous ne baisions pas devant lui,

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alors, il taillerait l'affaire en pièces.

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Il s'avère que le vieil oiseau est un salopard de pervers.

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Jesus, Christian.

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J'aurai dû savoir que si quelque chose amènerait cet endroit à s'écrouler,

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ce serait ta queue.

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Tu penses que tu peux nous sortir de là ?

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Pas à moins que tu ne dégotes un écarteur de 12 et un paquet de viande hachée.

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C'est arrivé il y a 2 nuits.

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Le docteur a dit que c'était une attaque ischémique.

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Vous avez eu un claquage ? Des selles ?

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Nous faisions l'amour.

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Nous sommes parvenus à l'hôpital en moins d'une demie heure.

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Ils nous ont dit que le caillot s'était dissout.

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Désolé, mais si le caillot s'est complètement dissout et

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qu'il est déjà sous anti-coagulants, vous voulez qu'on fasse quoi ?

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Vous êtes mon chirurgien plastique.

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Réparez mon putain de visage.

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Où est le Docteur Troy ? C'est totalement inacceptable.

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Il s'occupe d'un associé malade.

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Oh ! Pas besoin de mentir. Cet homme est terrifié par l'alchimie sexuelle.

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J'ai compris.

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Le voilà. N'est il pas magnifique ?

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Nous l'avons appelé Vincent.

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En référence au peintre du 19ème siècle Vincent Van Gogh,

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Qui est connu pour s'être coupé l'oreille.

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Merci, Sœur Wendy.

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Je viens juste d'acheter l'une de ses peintures. Je l'ai accroché dans ma salle de bains.

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Chaque fois que je vais chier, je me sens artistique.

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Donc, Doc, qu'est ce que vous allez faire ? Raser cette pauvre chose ?

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C'est une souris nue.

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Nous l'avons modifié génétiquement pour qu'elle naisse sans thymus.

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Elle est limitée en cellules T, ce qui signifie qu'elle ne peut pas combattre les infections.

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Cela signifie également qu'elle est moins sujette au rejet de greffons.

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Mmm. Est ce que ça fait mal quand vous lui cousez ce truc ?

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Non. Nous implantons une toute petite forme d'oreille

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remplie des tissus du donneur sur son dos.

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Son sang nourrit les cellules qui grandissent,

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et dans environ 6 semaines, vous avez une oreille.

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J'ai transmis au Docteur Kaplar votre rapport,

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il a donc choisi la souris en se basant sur ces résultats.

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On va également vous donner une dose élevée de médicaments anti-rejet pour aider le processus.

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Même avec ça, il y a toujours un risque de 20% que votre corps rejette le tissu.

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Très bien. Emballez le. Et laissez moi vous dire,

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que la cage a intérêt à être incluse dans le prix.

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Vous ne pouvez pas prendre la souris avec vous.

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J'avais l'habitude d'élever des furets à l'arrière de ma caravane.

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Je sais comment prendre soin d'un rongeur. Cette souris n'a pas de système immunitaire,

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Donc elle peut ne pas survivre en dehors d"un environnement stérile.

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Je ferai venir Margo deux fois par jour. C'est ma femme de ménage.

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Parle pas un mot d'anglais mais laissez moi vous dire,

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elle nettoie ma maison très bien.

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Je crois que vous devriez aller ailleurs.

212
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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Très bien. D'accord, Vinnie reste.

213
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Mais j'ai besoin de le tenir. J'ai besoin de me lier avec mon oreille.

214
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Oh, Oh ! N'est il pas adorable ?

215
00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:41,651
Ah ! J'ai toujours eu un faible pour les chauves. Regardez ! Regardez le !

216
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:47,612
Oh, penser à tout ce que ce petit gars va devoir traverser,

217
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juste pour que je puisse reporter une paire de lunettes de soleil. Heh.

218
00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:55,243
Nous aimons penser que nous créons la vie dans sa forme la plus noble

219
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dédiée solennellement à améliorer celles des autres.

220
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Tout comme vous, doc.

221
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Merci, Vinnie. Il ne peut pas vous entendre avec ça.

222
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Oh.

223
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- Hey, Liz.
- Hey.

224
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- Voici pour toi.
- Oh, merci, chéri. Mmm.

225
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:54,180
Mm. Ok. Il est là. Alors les gars vous allez me dire maintenant ?

226
00:16:56,858 --> 00:17:00,143
Lequel de vous deux va passer sous le scalpel pour me tirer de là ?

227
00:17:04,488 --> 00:17:06,983
Je suis désolée, Liz. Aucun de nous deux n'est compatible.

228
00:17:28,136 --> 00:17:30,423
Sean et moi sommes allés à l'école avec quelques personnes

229
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de la fondation américaine du rein.

230
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Nous allons essayer et te faire remonter en haut de la liste.

231
00:17:35,885 --> 00:17:39,563
Et quelqu'un qui attend depuis plus longtemps se fera baiser pour que je sois sauvée ?

232
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:45,101
Oh, non. Je ne pourrai pas être capable de vivre avec ça.

233
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Regarde le bon côté, hum ?

234
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,240
Ils vont t'aspirer une tonne de liquide à chaque fois que tu viendras ici.

235
00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:56,743
Tu seras capable d'entrer dans tes minuscules jeans.

236
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,033
Ok. Ok. Assez de mes jérémiades.

237
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:07,253
Distrayez moi. Comment va le bébé, Sean ?

238
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:11,173
Bien. Plus grand. Il commence à sourire.

239
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,301
C'est super quand ils commencent à rendre un peu de ce qu'on leur donne, hein ?

240
00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:27,771
Tout ce que je te demande c'est que tu la remontes de quelques places en haut sur la liste.

241
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,022
Tu me le dois, Jim.

242
00:18:29,446 --> 00:18:31,822
Qui t'a aidé à entrer dans le pantalon de cette chaude radiologiste brésilienne ?

243
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,653
Avec les faux seins quand on était internes en médecine ? Hein ?

244
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:42,081
Tu l'as épousé ? Pfff, sans déconner. Et bien, passe lui le bonjour.

245
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,082
Les tests sanguins de Burt Landau sont revenus.

246
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,622
Devinez à quoi il carburait la nuit de son attaque ?

247
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:53,963
Viagra.

248
00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:57,380
Excuse moi ?

249
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,013
Ton mari en a pris la nuit où il a eu l'attaque.

250
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,350
Tu te souviens de cette nuit ?

251
00:19:01,935 --> 00:19:04,063
" Je peux nous sortir de là, Christian. "

252
00:19:04,397 --> 00:19:06,641
Est ce que tu sous entends que je lui ai donné ?

253
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,020
Je sous entends que c'est un petit peu étrange pour un homme de prendre une drogue

254
00:19:09,026 --> 00:19:12,612
pour laquelle chaque docteur depuis les 2 dernières années lui a dit qu'elle pourrait le tuer.

255
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,903
Comment oses tu ? Je ne suis pas une meurtrière.

256
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,903
Tu es en train de me dire qu'après tout ça, les opérations, toi et moi,

257
00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,491
tu n'as jamais souhaité qu'il meure ?

258
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:24,702
Souhaiter et vraiment faire quelque chose sont deux choses très différentes.

259
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:30,792
Je croyais que tu me connaissais bien.

260
00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:35,841
On verra si c'est le cas.

261
00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:45,352
Qui vous a donné le Viagra, Burt ? Hum ? Quoi ?

262
00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:51,101
Qui vous a donné le Viagra ?
- Je ne sais pas.

263
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,073
Arrêter de la couvrir. Elle a essayé de vous tuer.

264
00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:01,321
Mm. Non, c'est pas le cas.

265
00:20:04,326 --> 00:20:06,451
J'en ai pris moi-même.

266
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C'était stupide. Mais ces trois minutes en elle...

267
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,050
Ça valait le coup.

268
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,143
Combien d'années me reste-t-il?

269
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:38,112
- Attends. Je suis désolé…
Dégage.

270
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:42,401
Si je n'avais pas besoin de toi pour réparer le visage de mon mari, tu serais déjà viré.

271
00:20:43,115 --> 00:20:45,870
A partir de maintenant, considère que nous sommes associés.

272
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,713
Que veux-tu?

273
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,472
Je veux un test de personnalité.

274
00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:02,932
- Vas-t-en, Christian.

275
00:21:02,937 --> 00:21:07,142
Oh, allez, Kimmy. C'est moi. Tu sais, le mec que tu as failli épousé.

276
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Laisse-moi entrer. J'ai besoin de te parler.

277
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,783
Bon Dieu. Tu sens l'alcool.

278
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:30,453
Toi, Tu sens…

279
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:36,040
Chaque fois que je suis près d'une femme qui porte ton parfum,

280
00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:37,920
J'ai une érection.

281
00:21:40,805 --> 00:21:41,882
Ok.

282
00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:44,970
Maintenant je sais de qui il tient ça.

283
00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:51,810
Ton fils m'a fait des avances l'autre jour.

284
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:53,231
Oh.

285
00:21:53,318 --> 00:21:58,901
Alors félicitations. Tu n'as pas besoin de me forcer à ne plus le voir.

286
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:02,782
Tes gènes et ta mauvaise influence ont fait le travail.

287
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,410
Je peux avoir un scotch, ma petite puce?

288
00:22:11,035 --> 00:22:13,411
Un verre et tu t'en vas.

289
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,792
Je suis navré pour Mattie. Oh, je lui parlerai.

290
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:22,922
Non, ne fais pas ça. Il… Il est jeune, c'est tout.

291
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,631
Il ne comprend pas encore ce que croire en quelque chose signifie.

292
00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:37,141
Cette connerie marche vraiment avec toi, hein?

293
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,363
Pour une fois dans ma vie, J'ai...je ressens

294
00:22:40,448 --> 00:22:42,823
qu'il y a quelque chose à laquelle je peux me donner entièrement,

295
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:44,993
et de laquelle je peux attendre la même chose en retour.

296
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,053
Je ne t'ai jamais donné ça.

297
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:12,010
Quand tu le désirais. Mais ça avait toujours un prix.

298
00:23:19,195 --> 00:23:21,562
Peut-être devrais-tu m'évaluer*.

299
00:23:23,328 --> 00:23:27,820
Si ça marche pour toi, il doit y avoir quelque chose, pas vrai?

300
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,100
Christian, arrête.

301
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,310
Ne me dis pas que tu ne penses jamais à moi, bébé.

302
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:10,112
Quand tu es seule dans ton lit le soir...

303
00:24:13,246 --> 00:24:16,620
Et tes doigts trouvent leur chemin vers ton joli petit...

304
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,333
" bouton de rose " ?

305
00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:26,592
Tu ne fermes jamais les yeux pour imaginer que ces mains sont les miennes ?

306
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:30,300
Oh, s'il te plait, arrête, Christian. Je t'en prie. Arrête.

307
00:25:19,776 --> 00:25:25,150
Mmm. Enfermons nous, faisons l'amour et...

308
00:25:26,488 --> 00:25:29,273
Commandons notre bouffe pendant quelques jours.

309
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:35,070
- Je dois y aller.
- Ok.

310
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:40,293
J'ai un séminaire à l'église demain après-midi,

311
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si tu veux venir, et je t'évaluerai*.

312
00:25:50,107 --> 00:25:52,342
Oh, tu rigoles?

313
00:25:53,598 --> 00:25:56,471
J'en ai rien à battre de ta pseudo religion.

314
00:25:57,805 --> 00:26:01,013
Quoi? Tu m'as dit que…

315
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:06,101
J'ai dit… ce que j'avais à dire pour tirer mon coup.

316
00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:15,651
Comment peux-tu être si cruel?

317
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:22,793
Pourquoi tu n'es pas allé sauter une de tes putes si t'avais besoin de baiser?

318
00:26:22,796 --> 00:26:26,292
Les putes ne donnent que leur corps.

319
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:31,252
J'avais besoin de me sentir l'homme le plus important,

320
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,170
et tu es la seule personne qui peut me donner ça.

321
00:26:38,895 --> 00:26:40,643
Ne t'inquiètes pas mon coeur.

322
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:44,641
Je suis sur qu'il y'a quelques chapitres dans tes dianoétiques* qui t'aideront...

323
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Dégage! Dégage!

324
00:26:47,396 --> 00:26:50,440
Je te hais! Fous le camp de chez moi!

325
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:04,161
Oh, mon Dieu.

326
00:27:19,265 --> 00:27:20,433
Oh, oui.

327
00:27:26,487 --> 00:27:27,482
Hé.

328
00:27:28,525 --> 00:27:30,271
Je ne savais pas que tu passerais ce soir.

329
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:33,861
Je l'ai invitée. Je me suis dit que même les filles qui suivent un régime restreint

330
00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:35,652
méritent un bon repas fait à la maison.

331
00:27:35,657 --> 00:27:42,910
Ecoute tu ne sais pas ce que ça représente pour moi mais je ne peux pas accepter.

332
00:27:45,626 --> 00:27:50,870
Accepter quoi? Quand j'ai découvert que tu ne pouvais pas être un donneur pour Liz,

333
00:27:50,927 --> 00:27:53,711
j'ai appelé et demandé à être testée.

334
00:27:56,307 --> 00:28:02,142
- Tu es donneuse?
- Non. Mais moi je le suis.

335
00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:06,522
Je le jure, je ne savais pas qu'il s'était fait tester, Sean.

336
00:28:08,148 --> 00:28:11,481
Liz est de la famille, papa. Elle me gardait étant gosse.

337
00:28:11,697 --> 00:28:15,942
Elle m'avait même laissé boire une gorgée de bière à l'un de ses barbecues quand j'avais 14 ans.

338
00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:24,033
Tu es mon héros. Mais je ne te laisserais pas faire ça pour moi.

339
00:28:26,036 --> 00:28:30,412
Le fruit n'est pas tombé loin de l'arbre, pas vrai, papa?

340
00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,893
As-tu la moindre idée du changement qu'un don de rein représente?

341
00:28:42,898 --> 00:28:45,141
J'ai été récemment forcé de croire

342
00:28:45,145 --> 00:28:47,890
que j'ai passé ma vie entière à prendre, alors à moins que tu ne trouves

343
00:28:47,896 --> 00:28:51,393
une bonne raison de ne pas le faire, je vais jusqu'au bout.

344
00:28:52,485 --> 00:28:53,730
Comment peux-tu le laisser faire ça?

345
00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:57,023
Elle ne m'a laissé faire rien du tout. J'ai 18 ans.

346
00:28:57,027 --> 00:29:00,493
Je ne pensais pas qu'il serait donneur. Toi et Christian ne l'étiez pas.

347
00:29:00,825 --> 00:29:02,861
Je veux dire, je ne veux pas qu'il le fasse non plus,

348
00:29:02,865 --> 00:29:05,243
mais, tu sais, il n'a pas besoin de notre consentement.

349
00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,830
Je ne t'ai pas vu depuis un mois, Matt.

350
00:29:10,837 --> 00:29:12,502
Bien, ça va changer.

351
00:29:12,508 --> 00:29:15,420
Où penses-tu que je vais faire ma convalescence?

352
00:29:15,428 --> 00:29:19,922
Ecoute, vous m'avez élevé dans l'idée de prendre soin des gens, non?

353
00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:24,433
Je sais que je ne suis pas toujours allé dans ce sens, mais je veux commencer.

354
00:29:31,067 --> 00:29:33,853
Qu'est-ce qui arrivera quand vous lui enlèverez l'oreille ?

355
00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:36,940
On l'enverra dans un ranch dans le Wyoming

356
00:29:36,947 --> 00:29:40,152
- avec ses autres potes donneurs
- Serieusement.

357
00:29:40,158 --> 00:29:44,700
Si je lui construis une chambre stérile à Terra Budge, vous pensez que je pourrais le garder ?

358
00:29:44,995 --> 00:29:48,283
La seule pièce que vous aurez besoin de lui construire est un mausolée.

359
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,703
La souris ne survivra pas à l'opération.

360
00:29:50,798 --> 00:29:52,042
Serieusement ?

361
00:29:56,338 --> 00:29:58,423
On pourrait annuler l'opération.

362
00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:04,841
Nan. Faites-le. Je vais avoir besoin des deux oreilles pour porter ma garde robe d'hiver.

363
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,153
Tout va bien partenaire ?

364
00:31:01,988 --> 00:31:07,742
Matt veut donner son rein à Liz. Lui et Julia ont été testés.

365
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:12,912
Ce gamin a des couilles. Je le tuerai avant de le laisser faire,

366
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,452
mais tu dois admettre, que le gamin a des couilles.

367
00:31:21,597 --> 00:31:23,550
Il les tient surement de toi.

368
00:31:23,556 --> 00:31:26,302
Il n'a surement pas eu mes reins.

369
00:31:31,305 --> 00:31:36,641
J'ai menti. Je suis compatible avec Liz. A 5 chances sur 6.

370
00:31:45,825 --> 00:31:49,861
Quoi ? Ecoute, j'ai un fils handicapé que je dois opérer.

371
00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,780
Je ne peux pas être hors du circuit pendant 3 mois.

372
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:55,332
Conneries. Donne lui ton rein après avoir opéré les mains de Connor.

373
00:31:55,338 --> 00:31:57,163
Tu es juste terrifié à l'idée d'être sur la table, c'est tout.

374
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,753
Ce n'est pas le sujet.

375
00:31:58,756 --> 00:32:02,462
Notre but, c'est d'empecher Matt de persister pour le problème de Liz.

376
00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:04,631
Oh, je peux imaginer une façon de le stopper.

377
00:32:04,638 --> 00:32:06,463
Donne à Liz le rein de quelqu'un d'autre.

378
00:32:30,155 --> 00:32:31,152
J'arrive !

379
00:32:36,547 --> 00:32:39,753
Hey. Tu es en avance. Entre.

380
00:32:40,507 --> 00:32:44,210
Merci de m'avoir invité. Après ce qui s'est passé,

381
00:32:44,217 --> 00:32:46,881
je ne pensais pas que tu voudrais me voir.

382
00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:52,343
J'y ai beaucoup refléchi, et j'ai réalisé que j'étais à côté de la plaque.

383
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:55,761
Et, je voulais que tu passes pour que je puisse m'excuser.

384
00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:56,810
Je peux t'offrir à boire ?

385
00:32:56,816 --> 00:33:01,061
Hum, non. Merci. Je n'ai pas le droit de boire.

386
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:05,190
- Tu t'entraînes pour quelque chose ?
- Non, c'est juste que,

387
00:33:05,815 --> 00:33:07,731
tu sais, l'anesthésiste de mon père, Liz,

388
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:09,993
elle a besoin d'un rein et je vais lui donner le mien,

389
00:33:09,995 --> 00:33:13,451
donc je dois être complètement clean pour être sur que son corps ne le rejète pas.

390
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:17,202
Whoa. C'est extremement généreux de ta part.

391
00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:24,673
Ouais, et bien, ce que tu m'as dit m'est vraiment allé droit au coeur, tu sais ?

392
00:33:25,678 --> 00:33:27,042
A propos de donner en retour.

393
00:33:33,765 --> 00:33:37,052
Hmm. Tu es vraiment une belle âme, Matthew McNamara.

394
00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,440
Alors, où sont tes reins au fait ?

395
00:33:43,447 --> 00:33:48,523
- A cet endroit, derrière.
- Juste ici ?

396
00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:51,693
Tu penses que ça fera mal ?

397
00:33:52,746 --> 00:33:55,161
Et bien, ça ne fera pas du bien.

398
00:34:02,296 --> 00:34:05,423
- Est-ce que ça fait du bien ?
- Ouais.

399
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,451
Je suppose que tu sais que je vais superviser l'opération de mon mari

400
00:34:40,456 --> 00:34:42,490
dans la salle d'op'.
- Bien sûr.

401
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:46,582
Je sais à quel point toi et ton mari aimez vous regardez l'un l'autre.

402
00:35:17,706 --> 00:35:18,912
Est-ce qu'il y a un problème ?

403
00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:22,201
La pression chute. Donnez moi un milligramme d'épi.

404
00:35:29,217 --> 00:35:31,713
Il fibrille. Passez moi le défibrillateur.

405
00:35:58,958 --> 00:36:00,031
On dégage !

406
00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:02,663
On dégage !

407
00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:07,453
La pression est revenue. Rythme cardiaque stabilisé.

408
00:36:30,777 --> 00:36:33,311
C'est magnifique. Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?

409
00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:35,441
Vol d'oreille. Et vous?

410
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:37,532
Quelqu'un m'a volé mon rein.

411
00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:44,372
Je ne savais pas qu'ils traitaient aussi de vrais cas médicaux.

412
00:36:44,378 --> 00:36:48,250
Et bien, ce n'est pas le cas. Sean et Christian ont mis cela en place

413
00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:50,623
afin que je puisse travailler 2 heures par jours.

414
00:36:51,756 --> 00:36:55,671
Wow. C'est vraiment généreux de leur part.

415
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:57,752
Je veux dire, quand même. Quand on y pense,

416
00:36:57,758 --> 00:37:00,801
la dernière chose qu’une personne fortunée voit après une chirurgie plastique des yeux,

417
00:37:00,805 --> 00:37:03,760
c'est quelqu'un qui se fait nettoyer le sang, c'est ça.

418
00:37:04,937 --> 00:37:08,560
Comment avez-vous fait? Vous savez, pour qu'ils s'occupent aussi bien de vous?

419
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:12,523
Je suis sûre que vous avez quelqu'un dans votre vie qui ferait la même chose pour vous.

420
00:37:12,526 --> 00:37:14,613
Ouais. J'en un tas de gens qui le ferait.

421
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,900
La plupart se montre dès qu'il y a de l'argent en jeu.

422
00:37:26,587 --> 00:37:28,081
Vous attendez quelqu'un?

423
00:37:29,297 --> 00:37:30,502
Pas vraiment.

424
00:37:32,006 --> 00:37:35,630
Je pensais que mon ex et ma fille passeraient peut-être, mais

425
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:38,213
ils sont retournés à Pensacola maintenant, alors.

426
00:37:38,216 --> 00:37:39,840
Peut-être qu'ils ne savent pas ce qui vous est arrivé.

427
00:37:39,848 --> 00:37:42,972
Foutaises. J'ai fait l'exclusivité d'une émission en 2 parties sur Montel.

428
00:37:42,977 --> 00:37:45,092
Ils n'ont jamais raté un seul épisode.

429
00:37:51,148 --> 00:37:54,232
Vous savez combien d'argent j'ai dépensé depuis que j'ai gagné ce gros lot ?

430
00:37:55,568 --> 00:37:58,230
20 millions. Ouais.

431
00:37:58,328 --> 00:38:02,531
J'ai une énorme maison. J'ai plus de glace qu'un esquimeau.

432
00:38:02,998 --> 00:38:06,412
J'ai un hippodrome que je n'ai jamais vu. Et vous savez quoi?

433
00:38:07,127 --> 00:38:08,410
Je donnerais le double aujourd'hui

434
00:38:08,418 --> 00:38:12,041
pour voir quelqu'un franchir cette porte et tenir ma main.

435
00:38:16,718 --> 00:38:19,631
J'élevais des furets, vous savez, avant de gagner tout cet argent.

436
00:38:20,388 --> 00:38:23,302
Il y en avait un. Knickers.

437
00:38:23,305 --> 00:38:25,720
La chose la plus mignonne que je n'avais jamais vue de ma vie.

438
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:29,431
Ses petites pattes étaient restées prises dans une chatière.

439
00:38:31,607 --> 00:38:34,393
J'ai refourgué ma collection entière de Franklin sur ebay

440
00:38:34,397 --> 00:38:36,020
juste pour payer la note du vétérinaire.

441
00:38:37,105 --> 00:38:40,573
Vous savez, j'étais sa nounou. Elle a guéri. Je l'aimais, vous savez.

442
00:38:42,325 --> 00:38:46,283
Je pourrais dire qu'elle m'aimait aussi. Et regardez moi maintenant.

443
00:38:47,997 --> 00:38:51,492
Vous savez comment j'ai eu cette oreille? J'ai tué une souris pour ça.

444
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:56,211
Vincent. Un petit gars si mignon, lui aussi.

445
00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,460
L'oreille poussait sur son dos, et

446
00:38:58,465 --> 00:39:02,593
je l'ai laissé se sacrifier tout ça pour me sentir belle dans mon Jill St. John.

447
00:39:03,016 --> 00:39:04,973
Je suis sûre que Vincent a compris.

448
00:39:05,516 --> 00:39:08,390
Ce que je veux dire c'est que j'avais plus à gagner quand je n'avais rien.

449
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:12,311
C'est comme si j'avais vendu mon âme contre tout cet argent, vous voyez?

450
00:39:13,028 --> 00:39:16,640
Et maintenant regardez vous. Je veux dire, victime d'un horrible crime.

451
00:39:17,025 --> 00:39:18,560
Et qu'est ce que vous en tirez ?

452
00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:22,573
L'espoir que peut-être pour quelques heures par jour vous puissiez travailler.

453
00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:26,742
Vous êtes un héro. Vraiment.

454
00:39:27,746 --> 00:39:29,700
Et je suis un gros zéro pointé.

455
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:34,082
Oh, seigneur, qu'est ce qui m'est arrivé?

456
00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:51,762
Dommage qu'ils ne peuvent pas faire pousser un rein sur le dos d'une souris, hein ?

457
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,190
C'est risqué.

458
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:08,742
Il devrait être dans une structure où l'on peut prendre soin de lui correctement.

459
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:10,740
Il a besoin d'être chez lui.

460
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,702
C'est pas pareil que pour ses autres interventions.

461
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,372
Il a eu une très forte attaque

462
00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:18,912
ce qui signifie port de couches et une rééducation poussée.

463
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,420
Ca pourrait prendre des années avant qu'il ne se remette complètement.

464
00:40:20,425 --> 00:40:23,293
J'ai engagée une infirmière qui sera là pendant la nuit.

465
00:40:25,307 --> 00:40:28,593
Et je suis parfaitement capable de gérer les journées.

466
00:40:28,806 --> 00:40:30,130
Et pour le travail ?

467
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,720
Je prendrai un congé sabbatique.

468
00:40:38,148 --> 00:40:39,981
Tu n'as pas besoin de faire ça.

469
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:44,692
Voici une liste des meilleures cliniques de rééducation de Miami.

470
00:40:44,696 --> 00:40:47,281
Rends toi service et jettes y un oeil.

471
00:40:47,285 --> 00:40:50,610
Non. Je ne le mettrai pas en maison de repos.

472
00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:52,820
Bien entendu. On ne voudrait pas faire quoi que ce soit

473
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:56,123
qu'il l'énerverait assez pour le faire changer d'avis.

474
00:40:56,415 --> 00:40:58,753
Tu penses que j'ai voulu qu'il soit comme ça?

475
00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:04,131
Tu penses que j'ai voulu passer le reste de ma vie coincée dans un cercueil ?

476
00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:09,843
Mais c'est toujours mon mari. Il a besoin de moi.

477
00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:12,761
Mais tu ne l'aimes plus. Tu m'aimes moi.

478
00:41:16,898 --> 00:41:19,270
Tu voulais que je le laisse mourir sur cette table d'opération.

479
00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:22,692
- Je l'ai vu dans tes yeux.
- Et moi dans les tiens.

480
00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:29,111
Mais tu l'as quand même sauvé. C'est mon tour maintenant.

481
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:21,080
Salut, Sean.

482
00:42:23,255 --> 00:42:25,043
Il faut qu'on parle.

483
00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:27,462
Au sujet de Matt? Je sais.

484
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,673
Il est décidé à me donner son rein.

485
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:34,682
J'ai peur qu'il ne me le laisse sur le pas de ma porte dans un container réfrigéré avec du papier cadeau.

486
00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:37,593
Tu n'as pas besoin du rein de Matt.

487
00:42:39,186 --> 00:42:41,181
Parce que je vais te donner le mien.

488
00:42:42,106 --> 00:42:45,771
C'est vraiment gentil, Sean, mais je pense que

489
00:42:45,777 --> 00:42:48,942
que nous nous sentirons quelque peu malade quand mon corps fera un rejet.

490
00:42:49,117 --> 00:42:52,900
Ca n'arrivera pas. Je suis à 90% compatible.

491
00:42:56,706 --> 00:42:58,820
J'ai menti à propos de mes résultats.

492
00:43:01,128 --> 00:43:02,701
Je suis désolé, Liz.

493
00:43:05,088 --> 00:43:10,381
J'avais peur. L'intervention, la convalescence, je ne...

494
00:43:10,716 --> 00:43:12,463
Voulais pas finir comme moi ?

495
00:43:22,608 --> 00:43:23,973
Pourquoi ce changement d'avis?

496
00:43:25,105 --> 00:43:27,143
Je n'aurais jamais su que tu as menti.

497
00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:35,533
J'ai fait une liste de personnes qui je pense me ferait don d'un rein.

498
00:43:35,537 --> 00:43:36,780
Elle est plutôt courte.

499
00:43:39,368 --> 00:43:45,541
Alors j'ai fait une liste de personnes à qui je pourrais faire don d'un rein. Elle était aussi courte.

500
00:43:48,256 --> 00:43:52,420
J'ai me suis toujours vu comme... un bon ami,

501
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:54,673
quelqu'un sur qui on peut compter.

502
00:43:54,846 --> 00:43:59,133
Jusqu'a ce que tout cela arrive et j'ai réalisé à quel point j'étais loin d'être cet ami.

503
00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:06,932
Ce que je dis, Liz, je t'aime. Je ne veux pas te perdre.

504
00:44:11,238 --> 00:44:16,112
Tu vas prendre mon rein. J'ai programmé l'intervention pour demain.

505
00:44:19,247 --> 00:44:21,992
Merde. Flippant, hein?

506
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:25,993
Je ne t'ai jamais demandé de faire cela pour moi, Sean.

507
00:44:30,176 --> 00:44:32,083
Tu ne devrais pas avoir à le faire.

508
00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:40,881
La vérité est que, je ne peux pas. Franchement, ton rein n'est pas assez sexy.

509
00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:46,142
Tu n'es seulement qu'a 90%. J'ai trouvé un meilleur donneur.

510
00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:49,602
Un meilleur donneur ? Qui ?

511
00:44:50,528 --> 00:44:54,443
Un parfait 100%, tout comme mon billet de loterie.

512
00:44:54,577 --> 00:44:57,323
Je crois que la foudre peut vraiment frapper 2 fois au même endroit.

513
00:44:57,325 --> 00:44:59,441
Spécialement quand elle a une aussi grosse cible.

514
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:04,123
Cette cible n'a pas eu l'air de trop vous gêner quand vous avez tiré dedans sur le sol de votre appartement, joli petit cul.

515
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,502
Est-ce qu'on peut commencer?

516
00:45:10,256 --> 00:45:12,671
C'est quand vous voulez. Allez y doucement, doc.

517
00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:15,041
Je dois avoir la meilleure silhouette quand ce sera la saison des bikinis.

518
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:17,210
Dr. Mucktar fera la majeure partie du lifting,

519
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,222
mais nous ferons tout pour minimiser les cicatrices.

520
00:45:20,226 --> 00:45:22,223
Cependant je dois vous prévenir, Melle Budge,

521
00:45:22,227 --> 00:45:24,340
la fenêtre d'action est très petite dans le cas d'une cicatrice due à une nephrectomie.

522
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:27,223
A cause de l'angle de l'incision.

523
00:45:27,687 --> 00:45:30,431
Et puis merde. Ca sera mon insigne d'honneur.

524
00:45:34,158 --> 00:45:36,271
Tu penses que je pourrais passer de temps en temps

525
00:45:36,277 --> 00:45:39,322
rendre visite à mon rein, tu sais, pour prendre un café ou... ?

526
00:45:39,485 --> 00:45:43,321
Je ne peux pas dire non à cela. Jeudi prochain ?

527
00:45:43,865 --> 00:45:47,332
Ok. On dirait bien que tu t'es faite une ami pour la vie, Lizzie.

528
00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:49,041
Tu es sûre que ça en vaut la peine?

529
00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:56,962
- Comment ça va ?
- J'ai peur.

530
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,881
Détends toi. Tu es entourée d'amis.

531
00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,340
Merci.

532
00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,093
C'est un privilège pour moi.

533
00:46:06,358 --> 00:46:08,471
Ok, comptez à rebours à partir de 10.

534
00:46:11,277 --> 00:46:18,112
10, 9, 8, 7.

 

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Previously on Nip/Tuck...

2
00:00:03,007 --> 00:00:05,380
So you'd like some liposuction, Mrs. Budge.

3
00:00:05,381 --> 00:00:07,325
Whatever it costs, I can afford it.

4
00:00:07,505 --> 00:00:08,949
Name me a price, sexy man.

5
00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:11,757
- You got any mac and cheese--
- Zip it, Dawn.

6
00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:13,202
What's the matter with me?

7
00:00:13,384 --> 00:00:15,495
Your kidney's been surgically removed.

8
00:00:15,572 --> 00:00:18,183
This is a hot car, matt. But not as hot as you.

9
00:00:20,322 --> 00:00:22,507
- Burt can't find out about this.
- I smelled it on you, honey.

10
00:00:22,508 --> 00:00:25,061
I will ruin you both before I give my blessing

11
00:00:26,073 --> 00:00:28,623
so you can run away and play happy ever after.

12
00:00:36,824 --> 00:00:38,321
Where do you find these people, Sean?

13
00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:40,636
Is there some kind of Craig's list for the ugly and unemployed?

14
00:00:40,636 --> 00:00:44,191
Our contract with the Landaus allows us 4 pro-bonos every month.

15
00:00:44,268 --> 00:00:45,871
I plan on meeting that quota.

16
00:00:46,695 --> 00:00:48,820
Free surgery is like sex without an orgasm.

17
00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:50,881
Unless, of course, the patient's name is Blue Monday,

18
00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:53,613
in which case the free surgery follows an orgasm.

19
00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,982
- Is it hot in here?
- No. You all right?

20
00:01:00,517 --> 00:01:04,230
I had strep throat a couple weeks ago. I guess I haven't kicked it.

21
00:01:07,895 --> 00:01:10,570
Had a great run, Christian, it's time to give back.

22
00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:13,581
I do give back, as much as my accountant says I have to.

23
00:01:13,585 --> 00:01:15,743
Charity isn't an issue of your account,

24
00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,551
it's an issue of conscience. Am I right?

25
00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:24,333
Go back to work.

26
00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:27,892
It's ridiculous. I have a garden variety case of strep throat.

27
00:01:27,898 --> 00:01:30,451
Doctors, can Dr. Cruz and I have some privacy?

28
00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,022
No, it's ok, it's ok, they can stay.

29
00:01:38,205 --> 00:01:40,652
You've developed acute glomerular nephritis.

30
00:01:41,276 --> 00:01:43,392
It's not uncommon after a bout of strep.

31
00:01:43,397 --> 00:01:46,643
- What's her filtration rate?
- She only has about 10% left.

32
00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:50,093
She's going to need a new kidney to replace her remaining one.

33
00:01:54,527 --> 00:01:57,021
I'm gonna recommend that you begin dialysis immediately.

34
00:01:57,035 --> 00:02:00,133
Dialysis takes 6 hours a day, how am I supposed to work?

35
00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:03,961
I've taken the liberty of placing you on the national donor list.

36
00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:07,715
You were officially 62,342 in line.

37
00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:11,153
That list is bullshit. People wait years for one of those organs.

38
00:02:11,157 --> 00:02:14,982
Do you have any family that might be willing to volunteer as a donor?

39
00:02:15,155 --> 00:02:17,211
My only living relative is my mother,

40
00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:21,253
and when my father died last year, she banned me from the funeral.

41
00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:23,961
As far as she's concerned, my being gay is what killed him,

42
00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:28,070
so I don't think that she's going to be offering up a kidney anytime soon.

43
00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:31,901
Sean and I will get tested.

44
00:02:39,156 --> 00:02:41,823
You would do that for me? Jesus, Liz, of course.

45
00:02:41,847 --> 00:02:43,341
You're family. Right, Sean?

46
00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:45,900
Of course.

47
00:03:42,546 --> 00:03:43,542
Christian!

48
00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:46,111
It's not your face I want to see, it's hers.

49
00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,383
- Screw this.
- Christian, wait!

50
00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:56,171
Where do you think you're going?

51
00:03:56,176 --> 00:03:57,441
I'm done playing dildo.

52
00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:59,852
Maybe you're done playing doctor, Chrissy.

53
00:03:59,857 --> 00:04:01,131
You walk out that door,

54
00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:04,421
and I'm gonna chop that little flesh shop of yours into fish bait.

55
00:04:04,426 --> 00:04:05,811
You can have it. And her.

56
00:04:06,675 --> 00:04:09,042
Hopefully one of them will get you a hard-on.

57
00:04:09,046 --> 00:04:11,321
You're done playing with my 10-inch dick.

58
00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:16,481
Christian...

59
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,531
Christian! Don't go!

60
00:04:26,928 --> 00:04:28,922
How can you be with a man who treats you that way?

61
00:04:28,927 --> 00:04:30,362
Why do you stay? For the money?

62
00:04:30,368 --> 00:04:31,750
What am I supposed to do?

63
00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:34,100
I lose everything if I leave.

64
00:04:35,248 --> 00:04:38,113
I won't go back to that hole I was in before I met Burt.

65
00:04:38,117 --> 00:04:41,172
What hole, hooking? Doesn't seem like you ever stopped.

66
00:04:44,926 --> 00:04:45,922
- I'm sorry.
- No!

67
00:04:48,435 --> 00:04:50,360
Come with me. Come with me. Come with me now. Come with me.

68
00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:52,251
No. I won't belong to another man.

69
00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:56,260
Burt... bought my mother a house.

70
00:04:58,186 --> 00:05:00,953
He gave my sisters jobs. This isn't only about me.

71
00:05:04,748 --> 00:05:06,913
We have to be smart, Christian. Please.

72
00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:12,953
Don't make any waves. I can get us out of this.

73
00:05:23,498 --> 00:05:26,440
Tell your husband he can fire me. I'm nobody's whore.

74
00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:42,412
What can we do for you, Dawn? More lipo?

75
00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:45,250
Hmmph. God knows I could use it.

76
00:05:45,256 --> 00:05:48,131
In the past 6 hours I have consumed more fry hoppers

77
00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:50,813
than a french whore during the nazi occupation.

78
00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:53,371
Those cookies and the oxycontin are the only thing

79
00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,101
keepin' me from passin' out right here from pain.

80
00:05:56,187 --> 00:05:59,501
- Pain? I was ear-jacked.
- Carjacked?

81
00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:07,151
Ear-jacked! Jesus! I got one ear, I can hear better than you.

82
00:06:10,946 --> 00:06:14,830
After Dwight left me for Mallory, I went on a 4-week fast food bender.

83
00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:17,750
Arbys, K.F.C.

84
00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:22,082
I even bought a popeye's franchise for good measure.

85
00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:24,930
Well, after thousands of grams of saturated fat

86
00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:29,042
failed to mend my broken heart, I drove on down to Boca...

87
00:06:33,757 --> 00:06:36,703
Picked myself up a gorgeous pair of honkin' earrings.

88
00:06:37,887 --> 00:06:40,383
First mistake I made? Wearin' them in public.

89
00:07:15,076 --> 00:07:17,802
So what's it gonna cost me, doc, for the new ear?

90
00:07:17,836 --> 00:07:19,383
- Well, Mrs. Budge--
- Miss.

91
00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:21,702
I'm single now.

92
00:07:24,207 --> 00:07:26,982
Miss Budge, we can rebuild the ear using cartilage

93
00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,252
and fatty tissue from other parts of your body.

94
00:07:30,587 --> 00:07:33,301
- God knows you got plenty.
- Zip it, pretty boy.

95
00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,080
What's option 2?

96
00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,452
We can attach an artificial ear. Made out of silicone.

97
00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:41,421
What am I, plastic man?

98
00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:46,161
I'll look like a mannequin at Lane Bryant. This ear has to be perfect.

99
00:07:47,027 --> 00:07:50,022
Now that I am oprah-rich and back on the dating scene,

100
00:07:50,397 --> 00:07:53,123
I plan on nabbin' my own stedman within one year.

101
00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,183
There is one other possibility.

102
00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:58,361
It's fairly new technology and it won't be cheap.

103
00:07:58,718 --> 00:08:00,871
Sweetie, I wipe my ass with $100 bills.

104
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,583
All right. Then we'll make an appointment at the genetics lab.

105
00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,583
Genetics lab?

106
00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:11,141
That's where they're gonna grow you a new ear.

107
00:08:16,657 --> 00:08:17,651
Oh... God!

108
00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:20,733
That's incredible. Oh...

109
00:08:24,408 --> 00:08:25,403
Deeper. Ahhh!

110
00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:29,371
Oh, that's good. Oh...

111
00:08:33,776 --> 00:08:34,773
Oh...

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I can't tell the difference between the knots and the muscles.

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You're like this mass of sculpted steel.

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Oh, you're too sweet. It's pilates.

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Will you get my lower back?

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Yeah.

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Oh... Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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Well... I'm sorry. It's just, you were moaning...

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We're friends, Matt. I thought I could trust you.

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Look, Kimber, I'm sorry, but I like you.

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I guess you have that effect on the men in my family.

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And you thought that because I had relationships with your dads

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that I was just gonna screw you, too?

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I thought you were different than they were, Matt.

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Yeah, I am. I'm spiritual. I just spent the last month picking up shit

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in front of church buildings, for Christ sake.

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Did you do that for your growth or to impress me?

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Look...

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Get out.

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I don't feel safe with you here anymore. Go.

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Ok.

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- You're not a match.
- How close was I?

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You're a 5 out of 6, that's almost a perfect match.

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Would you describe yourself as promiscuous, doctor?

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Your blood tested high for an antibody that only appears in

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people with an unusually high number of sexual partners.

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So I can't give liz a kidney because I've had too much sex?

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- There's irony for you.
- You're disappointed.

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I fixed a number of nephrectomy scars.

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It's almost to impossible to regain muscle definition in the affected areas.

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There are other possible complications.

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Incontinence, infection, clotting.

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You are aware that the results are strictly confidential?

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I'm only obligated to reveal the findings to the donor.

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Are you saying you'll lie for me?

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I'm saying it's my responsibility to test you,

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but it's your responsibility to inform

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any interested parties that you're a match.

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Mr. Landau's here to see you. Says it's urgent.

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- Excuse me.
- Yes.

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Are you a match?

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- No, are you?
- No.

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Any other ideas how we can help her?

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You can get medical marijuana and russian brides over the internet these days,

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I'm sure we can find ourselves a kidney.

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Do you have any idea what this come to jesus meeting with Burt is all about?

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Yeah, we're gonna get fired. He found out about Michelle and I,

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and he said if we didn't screw in front of him,

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then he would tear the business apart.

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Turns out the old bird is a kinky bastard.

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Jesus, Christian.

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I should have known if anything was gonna bring this place to its knees,

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it would be your dick.

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Think you can get us out of this?

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Not unless you got a 12 gauge and a bunch of hams.

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It happened 2 nights ago.

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The doctor said it was an ischemic stroke.

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Were you straining? A bowel movement?

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We were having sex.

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We made it to the hospital within half an hour.

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They told us the clot had dissipated.

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Sorry, but if the clot is fully dissolved and

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he's already on the anti-coagulants, what do you want us to do?

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You're my plastic surgeon.

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Fix my goddamn face.

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Where is Dr. Troy? This is totally unacceptable.

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He's caring for a sick associate.

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Oh! No need to lie. The man is terrified of our sexual chemistry.

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I get it.

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Here it is. Isn't he beautiful?

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We call him Vincent.

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After the 19th century painter Vincent Van Gogh,

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who's infamous for cutting off his ear.

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Thanks, sister Wendy.

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I just bought one of his paintings. I got it hanging in my bathroom.

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Every time I take a dump now, I feel artistic.

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So, doc, what'd you do? Shave the poor thing down?

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It's a nude mouse.

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It's genetically altered to be born without a thymus gland.

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It has limited T-cells, which means it can't fight off infections.

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It also means he's less likely to reject donated tissue.

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Mmm. Does it hurt when you sew that thing on him?

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No. We implant a tiny ear-shaped scaffold,

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filled with donor tissue into our guy's back.

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His blood nourishes the growing cells,

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and in about 6 weeks, you have an ear.

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I forwarded Dr. Kaplar your blood work,

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so he picked this mouse based on the results.

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You'll also be given a heavy dose of anti-rejection drugs to aid the process.

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Even then, there's still a 20% chance that your body will reject the tissue.

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Fine. Wrap it up. And let me tell you,

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the cage better be included in the price.

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You can't take the mouse with you.

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I used to raise ferrets in the back of my trailer.

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I know how to care for a rodent. This mouse has no immune system,

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so it might not survive outside of a sterile environment.

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I'll have margo come twice a day. She's my cleaning woman.

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Doesn't speak a word of english, but let me tell ya,

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she can limpie mi casa muy bueno.

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I think maybe you should go somewhere else.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right. Fine, Vinny stays.

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But I need to hold him. I want to bond with my ear.

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Oh, oh! Isn't he adorable?

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Ah! I always had a thing for baldies. Look! Look at him!

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Oh, to think what this little guy is gonna go through,

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just so I can wear a pair of sunglasses again. Heh.

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We like to think that we're creating life of the noblest form

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dedicated solely to making others well.

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Just like you, doc.

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Thanks, Vinny. He can't hear you through that.

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Oh.

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- Hey, Liz.
- Hey.

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- These are for you.
- Aww, thank you, honey. Mmm.

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Mmm. Ok. He's here. You guys gonna tell me now?

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Which one's going under the knife so I can get out of here?

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I'm sorry, Liz. Neither one of us is a match.

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Sean and I went to school with some people

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from the american kidney foundation.

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We'll try and get you bumped up the list.

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So someone who's been waiting longer gets screwed over to save me?

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Oh, no. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

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Look on the bright side, hmm?

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They're gonna suck a pound of liquid out of you every time you come in here.

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You'll be able to fit into your skinny jeans.

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Ok. Ok. that's enough of me complaining.

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Distract me. How's the baby, Sean?

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Good. Bigger. He's starting to smile.

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It's great when they start to give a little something back, huh?

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All I'm asking is you bump her up a couple of notches on the donor list.

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You owe me, Jim.

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Who helped you get into the pants of that hot brazilian radiologist

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with the big fake tits when we were residents? Huh?

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You married her? Phew, no shit. Well, tell her I said hello.

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Bloodwork came back on Burt Landau.

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Guess what he was on the night of his stroke?

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Viagra.

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Excuse me?

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Your husband was on it the night that he had a stroke.

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You remember that night?

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"I can get us out of this, Christian."

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Are you suggesting that I gave it to him?

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I'm suggesting it's a little odd for a man to take a drug that

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every doctor he's seen over the past 2 years said could kill him.

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How dare you. I am not a murderer.

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You're saying through all of this-- the surgeries, you and me--

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you never wished he was dead?

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Wishing and actually doing something about it are 2 very different things.

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I thought you knew me.

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We'll see if I do.

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Who gave you the Viagra, Burt? Hmm? What?

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- Who gave you the Viagra?
- I don't know.

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Stop covering for her. She tried to kill you.

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Mmm. No, she didn't.

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I took it myself.

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Stupid. But those 3 minutes inside her...

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were worth giving up.

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How many years I got left?

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- Wait. I'm sorry--
- Stay away from me.

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If I didn't need you to fix my husband's face, you'd be fired already.

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From now on, consider us business associates.

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What do you want?

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I want a personality test.

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- Go away, Christian.

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Aw, come on, Kimmy. It's me. You know, the guy you almost married.

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Let me in. I need to talk you.

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Jesus. You smell like a brewery.

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You, you smell like--

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Mmm, every time I get close to a woman who's wearing your perfume,

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I get a hard-on.

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Ok.

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Now I know where he gets it from.

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Hmm? Your son came on to me the other day.

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Oh.

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So congratulations. You don't need to force me not to see you anymore.

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Your genes and bad influence have done it for you.

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Can I get myself a scotch, sweetie pie?

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One drink and then you hit the road.

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I'm sorry about Mattie. Oh, I'll talk to him.

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No, don't. He-- he's just young.

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He doesn't understand what it means to really believe in something yet.

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That shit really works for you, huh?

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For once in my life, I feel like

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there's something I can give myself really to,

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and I can expect the same in return.

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I never gave to you like that.

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When you wanted to. But it always came with a price.

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Maybe you should audit me.

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If it works for you, there must be something to it, right?

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Christian, stop.

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Don't tell me you never think about me, baby. Hmm?

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When you're alone in bed at night...

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And your fingers find their way down to your pretty little...

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Rosebud?

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You never close your eyes, pretend those hands are mine?

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Oh, please, stop, Christian. Please. Stop.

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Mmm. Let's lock ourselves in, make love and...

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eat take-out for a few days.

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- I need to go.
- Ok.

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I have a seminar at church tomorrow afternoon,

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if you want to come by, and I'll audit you then.

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Oh, are you kidding me?

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I don't give a shit about your whack-a-doo religion.

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What? You told me you wanted to--

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I said what I always say-- whatever it takes to get me laid.

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How can you be so cruel?

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Why don't you just go screw one of your whores if you needed to get laid?

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Whores only give you their body.

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I needed to feel like the most important man in the world,

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and you're the only person who can do that for me.

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Don't worry sweetheart.

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I'm sure there's some chapter in dianetics that'll help you get through--

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Get out! Get out!

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I hate you! Get out of my house!

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Oh, my god.

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Oh, yes.

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H ey.

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Didn't know you were coming over tonight.

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I invited her. I reckoned that even gals on a restricted diet

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deserved a home-cooked meal.

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Listen, you have no idea what this me but I cannot accept it.

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Accept what? When I found out that you couldn't be a donor for Liz,

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I called and asked for to be tested.

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- You're a match?
- No. But I am.

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I swear, I didn't know he was getting tested, Sean.

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Liz is family, dad. She used to baby-sit me.

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She even let me have a swing of beer at one of her barbecues when I was 14.

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You are my hero. But I will not let you do this for me.

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The acorn didn't fall far from the tree, did it, daddy?

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Do you have any idea how life-altering a kidney donation can be?

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I've just recently been forced to come to the conclusion that

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I've spent my entire life taking, so unless you can come up

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with a good reason why I shouldn't, I'm going through with it.

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How could you let him do this?

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She didn't let me do anything. I'm 18.

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I didn't think he'd be a match. You and Christian weren't.

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I mean, I don't want him to do it, either,

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but, you know, he doesn't need our consent.

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I haven't seen you in a month, Matt.

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Well, that's going to change.

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Where do you think I'll be doing my convalescing?

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Look, you guys raised me to take care of people, yeah?

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I know I haven't always lived up to that, but I want to start now.

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What's gonna happen when you take the ear off him?

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We're sending him off to live in a ranch in Wyoming

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- with his other donor buddies.
- Seriously.

357
00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:44,690
If I built him a sterile room at Terra Budge, do you think I could keep him?

358
00:29:44,995 --> 00:29:48,293
The only room you're gonna need to build for him is a mausoleum.

359
00:29:48,295 --> 00:29:50,703
The mice don't survive the surgery.

360
00:29:50,778 --> 00:29:52,050
Seriously?

361
00:29:56,345 --> 00:29:58,423
We could cancel the procedure.

362
00:30:00,247 --> 00:30:04,851
Nah. Do it. I'm gonna need both ears to pull off my fall wardrobe.

363
00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,171
Alright there partner?

364
00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:07,752
Matt wants to give Liz his kidney. He and Julia got tested.

365
00:31:09,727 --> 00:31:12,893
Kid's got balls. I'll kill him before I'll let him do it,

366
00:31:12,898 --> 00:31:15,460
but you gotta admit, the kid's got balls.

367
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,531
He must've got 'em from you.

368
00:31:23,537 --> 00:31:26,292
He certainly didn't get my kidneys.

369
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:36,632
I lied. I'm a match for Liz. 5 of 6.

370
00:31:45,805 --> 00:31:49,883
What? Look, I have a handicapped son I have to operate on.

371
00:31:49,887 --> 00:31:51,771
I can't be out of commission for 3 months.

372
00:31:51,775 --> 00:31:55,322
Bullshit. Give her the kidney after you operate on Connor's hands.

373
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,162
You're shit scared about going under the knife, that's all.

374
00:31:57,168 --> 00:31:58,732
That's not the point right now.

375
00:31:58,738 --> 00:32:02,451
Our goal needs to be to stop Matt from forcing the issue with Liz.

376
00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,612
Oh, I can think of a way of stopping him.

377
00:32:04,616 --> 00:32:06,452
Give Liz somebody else's kidney.

378
00:32:30,178 --> 00:32:31,170
Coming!

379
00:32:36,556 --> 00:32:39,732
Hey. You're early. Come on in.

380
00:32:40,518 --> 00:32:44,213
Uh, thanks for inviting me. And after what happened,

381
00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:46,883
I didn't think you'd really want to see me.

382
00:32:48,095 --> 00:32:52,333
I thought a lot about it and realized I was totally out of line.

383
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:55,751
And, um, I wanted you to come over so I could apologize.

384
00:32:55,757 --> 00:32:56,811
Can I make you a drink?

385
00:32:56,815 --> 00:33:01,061
Uh, no. Thanks. I'm off the booze.

386
00:33:01,676 --> 00:33:05,192
- You training for something?
- No, it's just that, uh,

387
00:33:05,806 --> 00:33:07,751
you know, my dad's anesthesiologist Liz,

388
00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:10,001
she needs a kidney and I'm gonna give her mine,

389
00:33:10,008 --> 00:33:13,452
so I have to be totally clean to make sure her body doesn't reject it.

390
00:33:13,457 --> 00:33:17,203
Whoa. That's awfully generous of you.

391
00:33:20,406 --> 00:33:24,673
Yeah. Well, I really took what you said to me to heart, you know?

392
00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:27,041
About giving back.

393
00:33:33,786 --> 00:33:37,042
Hmm. You really are a beautiful soul, Matthew McNamara.

394
00:33:41,095 --> 00:33:43,440
So, where are your kidneys anyways?

395
00:33:43,446 --> 00:33:48,510
- Um, back here.
- Right here?

396
00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:51,691
You think it's gonna hurt?

397
00:33:52,746 --> 00:33:55,170
Well, it's not gonna feel good.

398
00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:05,432
- Does that feel good?
- Yeah.

399
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,460
I assume you know I'll be overseeing my husband's surgery

400
00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:42,490
- in the O.R.
- Of course.

401
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,582
I know how you and your husband like to watch each other.

402
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,922
Is there something wrong?

403
00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:22,192
Blood pressure's dropping. Get me one milligram epi.

404
00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:31,732
He's gone into defib. Give me the crash cart.

405
00:35:58,965 --> 00:36:00,011
Clear!

406
00:36:01,587 --> 00:36:02,642
Clear!

407
00:36:04,656 --> 00:36:07,460
Blood pressure's coming back. Heart rate's stabilizing.

408
00:36:30,768 --> 00:36:33,320
Looks good. What happened?

409
00:36:33,338 --> 00:36:35,460
Ear jacked. You?

410
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:37,543
Someone stole my kidney.

411
00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:44,361
I didn't know they did real medical stuff in here, too.

412
00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:48,262
Well, they don't. Sean and Christian set that up for me

413
00:36:48,267 --> 00:36:50,620
so I could work a couple hours a day.

414
00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:55,682
Wow. That is really nice of them to do that for you.

415
00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:57,751
I mean, come on. You think about it,

416
00:36:57,755 --> 00:37:00,801
the last thing some socialite wants to see after her eye job,

417
00:37:00,807 --> 00:37:03,761
somebody having a blood scrubbin', right. Ha ha ha.

418
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:08,551
How'd you do it? You know, get them to care about you so much?

419
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:12,500
I'm sure you have people in your life that would do the same for you.

420
00:37:12,507 --> 00:37:14,620
Yeah. I got plenty of people.

421
00:37:15,327 --> 00:37:17,881
Most of 'em showed up right when the money did.

422
00:37:26,585 --> 00:37:28,080
You expecting someone?

423
00:37:29,285 --> 00:37:30,513
Not really.

424
00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:35,640
I thought maybe my ex and my daughter might stop by, but

425
00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:38,212
they're back in Pensacola now, so.

426
00:37:38,227 --> 00:37:39,823
Maybe they don't know what happened to you.

427
00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:42,973
Bullshit. I did an exclusive two-parter on Montel.

428
00:37:42,978 --> 00:37:45,111
They never, ever miss an episode.

429
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:54,211
You know how much money I spent since I won that powerball?

430
00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:58,222
20 million. Yeah.

431
00:37:58,308 --> 00:38:02,542
I got a huge house. I got more ice than an eskimo.

432
00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:06,423
I got a race horse I've never even seen. And you know what?

433
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:08,412
I'd give twice that right now

434
00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:12,042
to have somebody walk through that door and just hold my hand.

435
00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:19,621
I used to raise ferrets, you know, before the money.

436
00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:23,293
There was one. Knickers.

437
00:38:23,298 --> 00:38:25,733
Cutest thing I ever saw in my life.

438
00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:29,412
She got her little paw caught in the trailer door.

439
00:38:31,617 --> 00:38:34,382
I hocked my entire Franklin mint collection on ebay

440
00:38:34,386 --> 00:38:36,040
just to pay her vet bills.

441
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,581
You know, I nursed her. She got better. I loved her, you know.

442
00:38:42,338 --> 00:38:46,272
I could tell she loved me, too. And look at me now.

443
00:38:48,005 --> 00:38:51,482
You know how got this ear? I killed a mouse for it.

444
00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:56,191
Vincent. Cute little guy, too.

445
00:38:56,985 --> 00:38:58,471
He grew the ear on his back, and

446
00:38:58,477 --> 00:39:02,610
I let him sacrifice himself just so I could look good in my Jill St. John's.

447
00:39:03,016 --> 00:39:04,952
I'm sure Vincent understood.

448
00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:08,372
The point is I gained more when I had nothing.

449
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:12,313
It's like I traded my soul for all that money, you know?

450
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,652
And then I look at you. I mean, the victim of a horrible crime.

451
00:39:17,007 --> 00:39:18,580
But what gets you through?

452
00:39:18,608 --> 00:39:22,573
The hope that maybe for a couple hours a day you get to be a doctor.

453
00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:26,722
You're a hero. You are.

454
00:39:27,757 --> 00:39:29,702
And I'm a big, fat zero.

455
00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:34,081
Oh, god, what happened to me?

456
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:51,771
Too bad they can't grow a kidney on the back of a mouse, huh?

457
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,213
It isn't right.

458
00:40:05,217 --> 00:40:08,741
He should be in a facility that can care for him properly.

459
00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:10,731
He needs to be home.

460
00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:14,701
This isn't like recovery from his other surgeries.

461
00:40:14,707 --> 00:40:16,363
He's had a massive stroke

462
00:40:16,636 --> 00:40:18,923
which means diaper changes and intense physical therapy.

463
00:40:18,927 --> 00:40:20,432
It could be years before he's back on his feet.

464
00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:23,303
I've hired a hospice nurse to be here at night.

465
00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:28,592
And I'm perfectly capable of handling things during the day.

466
00:40:28,806 --> 00:40:30,152
What about work?

467
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:33,730
I'll take a leave of absence.

468
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,991
You don't need to do that.

469
00:40:40,597 --> 00:40:44,701
This is a list of the top in-patient rehab clinics in Miami.

470
00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:47,260
Do you and Burt a favor-- and go take a look at them.

471
00:40:47,266 --> 00:40:50,633
I won't. I won't put him in a nursing home.

472
00:40:50,925 --> 00:40:52,832
Of course. Wouldn't want to do anything to

473
00:40:52,837 --> 00:40:56,112
piss him off enough to make him change his will.

474
00:40:56,408 --> 00:40:58,733
You think I want it like this?

475
00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:04,130
You think I want to spend the rest of my youth holed up in this tomb?

476
00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:09,820
But he's still my husband. He needs me.

477
00:41:09,826 --> 00:41:12,762
But you don't love him anymore. You love me.

478
00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:19,283
You wanted me to let him die on that table.

479
00:41:19,286 --> 00:41:22,680
- I saw it in your eyes.
- And I saw it in yours.

480
00:41:24,805 --> 00:41:29,111
But you saved him anyway. Now it's my turn.

481
00:42:19,756 --> 00:42:21,080
Hey, Sean.

482
00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,053
We need to talk.

483
00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:27,443
About Matt? I know.

484
00:42:28,065 --> 00:42:30,661
He's adamant about giving me his kidney.

485
00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:34,661
I'm afraid he's going to leave it on my doorstep in a gift wrapped cooler.

486
00:42:35,287 --> 00:42:37,612
You don't need Matt's kidney.

487
00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:41,190
'Cause I'm gonna give you mine.

488
00:42:42,098 --> 00:42:45,761
That is very sweet, Sean, but I think that

489
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:48,953
we're both going to feel a little silly when my body rejects it.

490
00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:52,892
It won't. I'm a 5 of 6 match for you.

491
00:42:56,697 --> 00:42:58,822
I lied about my test results.

492
00:43:01,108 --> 00:43:02,701
I'm sorry, Liz.

493
00:43:05,076 --> 00:43:10,393
I was scared. The surgery, the recovery. I just...

494
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:12,450
Didn't want to end up like me?

495
00:43:22,597 --> 00:43:23,972
Why the change of heart?

496
00:43:25,117 --> 00:43:27,132
I would never have known that you lied.

497
00:43:32,217 --> 00:43:35,543
I made a list of the people I thought would give me a kidney.

498
00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:36,791
It was pretty short.

499
00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:45,521
Then I made a list of people I'd give one to. It was even shorter.

500
00:43:48,256 --> 00:43:52,430
I always thought of myself as... a good friend,

501
00:43:52,555 --> 00:43:54,672
someone you can count on.

502
00:43:54,825 --> 00:43:59,141
Wasn't until all this happened that I realized I was full of shit.

503
00:44:02,227 --> 00:44:06,932
What I'm saying, Liz, I love you. I don't want to lose you.

504
00:44:11,237 --> 00:44:16,091
You're gonna take my kidney. I scheduled the operation for tomorrow.

505
00:44:19,247 --> 00:44:21,973
Shit. Scary, huh?

506
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,993
I have never asked you to do this for me, Sean.

507
00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:32,081
You shouldn't have had to.

508
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:40,881
The truth is, I can't. Frankly, your kidney's not hot enough.

509
00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:46,132
You're only a 5 out of 6. I have found a better match.

510
00:44:47,995 --> 00:44:49,590
A better match? Who?

511
00:44:50,546 --> 00:44:54,461
A perfect 6 out of 6, just like my powerball ticket.

512
00:44:54,576 --> 00:44:57,301
I guess lightening really can strike twice.

513
00:44:57,306 --> 00:44:59,451
Especially when it has such a large target.

514
00:44:59,456 --> 00:45:04,142
That target didn't seem to ing me to your apartment floor, sweet cheeks.

515
00:45:08,198 --> 00:45:09,482
Should we begin?

516
00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:12,672
I'm ready when you are. Go gentle, doc.

517
00:45:12,678 --> 00:45:15,040
I got to look my best for bikini season.

518
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,220
Dr. Mucktar will be doing most of the heavy lifting,

519
00:45:17,227 --> 00:45:20,220
but we'll do what we can to minimize the scarring.

520
00:45:20,228 --> 00:45:22,243
Though I have to warn you, Ms. Budge,

521
00:45:22,246 --> 00:45:24,362
there's very little we can do with a nephrectomy scar

522
00:45:24,368 --> 00:45:27,202
because of the angle at which the incision is made.

523
00:45:27,677 --> 00:45:30,422
Screw it. It'll be my badge of honor.

524
00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:36,263
You think I can come by every now and then

525
00:45:36,268 --> 00:45:39,331
and visit my kidney, you know, for coffee or something?

526
00:45:39,506 --> 00:45:43,300
I don't think I can say no. How's next Thursday?

527
00:45:43,846 --> 00:45:47,340
Ok. Looks like you've got a friend for life there, Lizzie.

528
00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:49,062
You sure it's worth it?

529
00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,972
- How we doing?
- Scared.

530
00:45:57,368 --> 00:45:59,890
Relax. You're among friends.

531
00:46:02,216 --> 00:46:03,330
Thank you.

532
00:46:03,857 --> 00:46:05,103
My privilege.

533
00:46:06,368 --> 00:46:08,462
Ok, count back from 10 for me.

534
00:46:11,258 --> 00:46:18,123
10, 9, 8, 7.

 

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